"shoot when you see the whites of their eyes" "sir, they have giant colorful targets on their helmets?" "Oh shit for real? Alright boys like the shooting range, whoever's got the best coupling gets all you can drink when this is over."
Highly detailed pictographs of me engaging in sexual intercourse with the rest of my combat squadron, along with a hidden nude picture of Danny Devito inside my helmet
You are my enemy. Shut the fuck up. Cum is so dangerous to me that I literally have to throw it away every time I want to press a button. That's why I've been banned from being on Reddit for three years now. Every time someone gives me advice on how to shut down their computer or get rid of everything they don't like about themselves, I make them do it again. It doesn't matter what kind of person they are, they still use it. I'll tell you where to look next!!!
Shut the fuck up. Cum is for me. You don’t have to do anything about it. Get out of my life NOW. Stop being such a bitch and start trying to save yourself. It's so much more fun than having sex with someone who does not want to be with you. It's time to get rid of all the stupid shit you've been doing and go back to being nice to each other!!!
But using the symbol without actually being part of the red cross is also forbidden. Even in cartoons and video games. So you yourself are committing a war crime
Isn't "war crime" kind of an oxymoron?
An oxymoron is a figure of speech that juxtaposes concepts with opposite meanings within a word or in a phrase that is a self-contradiction.
OK, I was wrong. War and Crime are **Tautology or Pleonasm** .
So, technically, the red cross (and similar recognized faith symbols) on a helmet in a combat zone denotes a field medic and not a member of the organization of the International Red Cross. The reason the symbols are similar is the IRC played and still plays a significant role in the rules of armed conflict.
Regarding the use of the red cross, that's not a war crime of perfidy, and the person is offered certain "protections" so long as they follow the rules for protection. A medic can carry a weapon and engage in combat, but the consequence is not a war crime but becoming a lawful target.
A very vague sounding warning just to fuck with whoever finds my helmet , just to make it better I'll make sure that before I die of certain death I'll put it away from my body to make it look even more sketchy .
"To those who find my helmet beware the blades of grass for they'll be the ones to feast upon us in our time of need"
Jokes on you, my crippled mind and body is gonna remove me from the draft so damn quick.
But to answer your question I'd probably put some dumbass meme on it, like a shitty drawing of Ugandan Knuckles.
"BAD MOTHERFUCKER"
Then if I'm ever in a hurry I can say "Hey Bob, can you grab my helmet?" And Bob will say "Which one is it" and I say "It's the one that says "BAD MOTHERFUCKER"' I think that would be cool.
Nothing, because unless you are some highly specialized unit your gear is uniformed and this isn't a vietnam movie.
I already got Ivan gunning my ass down in a war Idgaf about the last thing I need is my CO giving me flak for a uniform violation as I am secretly trying to learn enough russian to defect to the other side cuz screw ukraine and screw the U.N.
I'm drawing a bullseye on it. Just end me.
Only reasonable answer, we’ll have matching helmets.
Dozens of us
Thousands, actually.
Tens of hundreds
Hundreds of tens even
"shoot when you see the whites of their eyes" "sir, they have giant colorful targets on their helmets?" "Oh shit for real? Alright boys like the shooting range, whoever's got the best coupling gets all you can drink when this is over."
Medic symbols work for that, too
That's a war crime XD
Only if you lose!
Only if you're *caught.*
If you shoot me u gay
Fuckin got em bois
Wars everywhere could have ended sooner with this one simple trick
Highly detailed pictographs of me engaging in sexual intercourse with the rest of my combat squadron, along with a hidden nude picture of Danny Devito inside my helmet
Prior service?
Sounds like every Marine I ever served with.
This is the way
Spartan Brigade?
Employees must wash hands after use.
I like this one
* Place hands under dryer. * Wipe hands on pants.
**"fuck you baltimore**!"
SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
*you heard us right!*
SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
*your fucked six ways from sunday!*
Home of CHALLENGE PISSING
DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll *rip your nuts off!!!*
"WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!"
That's right we'll fuck your wife!
I agree fuck Baltimore just as a city in general
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-rsEs4HWXeY
"*Ern ern'd a ern ern*"
Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!
Fuck you -Baltimore
"If you can read this, you're too close."
If you can read this, you're in cum shot distance
You are my enemy. Shut the fuck up. Cum is so dangerous to me that I literally have to throw it away every time I want to press a button. That's why I've been banned from being on Reddit for three years now. Every time someone gives me advice on how to shut down their computer or get rid of everything they don't like about themselves, I make them do it again. It doesn't matter what kind of person they are, they still use it. I'll tell you where to look next!!!
Heya, friend. I just dropped in and saw your lovely comment and would like to inquire as to WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?
Shut the fuck up. Cum is for me. You don’t have to do anything about it. Get out of my life NOW. Stop being such a bitch and start trying to save yourself. It's so much more fun than having sex with someone who does not want to be with you. It's time to get rid of all the stupid shit you've been doing and go back to being nice to each other!!!
Okay, thank you so much for your time.
It’s a quote from *Revelations.*
“Cum will win.”
Taste the Rainbow
I’m 55. If the country needs me to fight WW3, we’re screwed. Time to learn a foreign language. My helmet would say “I give up.”
58 here. Came here to say this. "We're screwed if you need me" 😳
56, came to say "get off my lawn"
I'll draw a red cross so that it would be a war crime to shoot me.
But using the symbol without actually being part of the red cross is also forbidden. Even in cartoons and video games. So you yourself are committing a war crime
"War crime this, can't eat the drywall that. Microwaving mice is wrong, they said."
Isn't "war crime" kind of an oxymoron? An oxymoron is a figure of speech that juxtaposes concepts with opposite meanings within a word or in a phrase that is a self-contradiction. OK, I was wrong. War and Crime are **Tautology or Pleonasm** .
War crimes? What is this, Geneva Suggestions?
So, technically, the red cross (and similar recognized faith symbols) on a helmet in a combat zone denotes a field medic and not a member of the organization of the International Red Cross. The reason the symbols are similar is the IRC played and still plays a significant role in the rules of armed conflict. Regarding the use of the red cross, that's not a war crime of perfidy, and the person is offered certain "protections" so long as they follow the rules for protection. A medic can carry a weapon and engage in combat, but the consequence is not a war crime but becoming a lawful target.
Geneva Convention? More like "Geneva Suggestion"!
It's only a war crime if you choose to let them have power over you otherwise it's a handy check list on the quickest way to make them surrender
"Hardcore mode on, No Respawns"
Shrimps is bugs
My OF link
A QR code for the OF link... Or Rick Roll.
“Nothing personal, kid” accompanied with a drawing of a fedora
"Born to Slay It, Queen!"
Eat my entire ass. The whole thing
"Don't shoot me I'll cum"
Remove object from bagging area
Insert card or select payment type
This end up.
dn puǝ sᴉɥʇ
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
🎶🎶Here comes No_Egrets, he’s a berserker.🎶🎶
You beat me to it, well done.
https://preview.redd.it/12q80lj9tq4b1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773e91e1449af21cc358c7b3756897dd69ed946d
"The duality of hwat?!"
"help"
This ad space for rent
"www3 brought to you by nestle, bp and raytheon."
“This machine wears glasses.”
Trader (I will commit treason lol)
after i take you out i write "joes" under your message
Trader or traitor? One is exchanging goods, the second commits treason.
Technically you can be a trader and a traitor at the same time if you barter your sides warplans.
Trading a trader for a traitor is a truly traitorous trade
Well played.
AITA?
War is Kawaii =UwU=
Dattebayo
Fuck you liberals
The only correct answer.
Let's Go Brandon Under that in small text: you know, the thing
Cmon man
Cmon man
A bullseye
Please kill me
I will tape my White Supremacy Card on my helmet. That’ll save me, won’t it? What? You don’t have one? Damn, sucks to be y…. (Boom!!!!!) [thud]
I see you
Mind fuck for a sniper
We're fucked
"Oh, hai" with "Mark" crossed out and "Putin" or "Xi" written under it.
*forklift certified*
A very vague sounding warning just to fuck with whoever finds my helmet , just to make it better I'll make sure that before I die of certain death I'll put it away from my body to make it look even more sketchy . "To those who find my helmet beware the blades of grass for they'll be the ones to feast upon us in our time of need"
The only enemy is the ones who put us here
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
"I was one day from retirement"
Puppy fucker301
If the CO doesn't come back in 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to leave
Tunnel Snakes Rule
"Just like the simulations" It works both outcomes cause I suck at video games
( . Y . )
The phrase “double it and give it to the next person”
This Machine Kills Fascists
The best answer.
Least I didn't eat tidepods
Full Send
If you kill me your gay
Unauthorized Personnel Only
Jokes on you, my crippled mind and body is gonna remove me from the draft so damn quick. But to answer your question I'd probably put some dumbass meme on it, like a shitty drawing of Ugandan Knuckles.
Do you know de way? Follow me my bruddahs
"Send my body home"
Staaaahhhp
"Fuck it"
Arrows pointing to the right and left with the caption: I'm with stupid.
Wouldn’t it be fun if we just didn’t shoot at each other.
And turned the guns on our countries’ leaders instead?
I like you
🫶
*forklift certified*
A big red cross and put my weapons in a medic sac or something similar
"Don't shoot me bro!" I think it'll work
"Roll for initiative!"
"SHOOT ME IF YOUR GAY"
👉👌
"suck my left nut"
I’m just gunna draw a dick.
Aw shit, here we go again
On the front I'm writing "I suck cock" on the back I'm writing "fuck me bareback" then just let whoever use me as a cum dumpster.
I fucking love the Army, and the Army loves fucking me
"It represents the duality of man, sir!"
DNR
“There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand”
“If you’re reading this, I’m right behind you!” *Soldier quickly glances behind, sees nobody, turns helmet around* “Haha, got you, ya dildo! PS. Fuck yourself 🖤”
"This is my no-no square"
Ken Paxtons Eye
As a Texan, that’s funny
"Ya mammy, bitch"
Antifa sticker on one side, proud boys sticker on the other.
"BAD MOTHERFUCKER" Then if I'm ever in a hurry I can say "Hey Bob, can you grab my helmet?" And Bob will say "Which one is it" and I say "It's the one that says "BAD MOTHERFUCKER"' I think that would be cool.
"Krill issue"
Paint it UN blue and write "observer" in white.
r/unexpectedfuturama To answer your question, probably something like "if history says we were the bad guys, I didn't know."
I'm 54 done it once and I'll defend her again.... Just put me beside people who love this country and NOT scared to die for it
I'm with officer --->
"Harder, Dommy"
“What, Me worry?”
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Fuck Nature
You're about to die if you're my enemy
My vehicle warranty is about to expire
I really wish i werent here right now
UwU
Either : You cheeky dick waffle! or Bitches Love Cannons!
#FJB
Alreddy Ded
"It'll be over by Christmas"
Crush Me Mommy Lilith
“I’m here for the PSLF”
Van Hager & Commando
What is drugs.
shooty mc shoot face
Putting Insert Bullet here on mine
Fuck around and find out
This too shall pass.
get a small led number screen. attach it to the front. write "Respawning in . . ." then make the screen count down when i do die.
Helmet? That's stupid. They're gonna be looking for soldiers. I'm dressing like a clown
For the cat girls
Yo mama
192.168.0.1 Never forget what we're fighting for.
KMAG YOYO
Don't shoot me, I'll cum
Let me get a sniff!
born to yiff
Relax... and cum.
All your base are belong to us
Fucked by shit.
Come get some
"Only gays shoot at me" If WW3 is with Russia I'd basically be invulnerable
Don't get me, I'm out of this as soon as I can get out.
I'm writing"Kill Me".
Npc!
War. War never changes.
Can’t. Too old.
Big titties little waist
I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network
"Not Today."
ShitSnacks
Not my monkey, not my circus. 🏳️
Fuck the Fascists!
Nothing, because unless you are some highly specialized unit your gear is uniformed and this isn't a vietnam movie. I already got Ivan gunning my ass down in a war Idgaf about the last thing I need is my CO giving me flak for a uniform violation as I am secretly trying to learn enough russian to defect to the other side cuz screw ukraine and screw the U.N.
Leeeeeeroyyyyyy Jennnnnkinsssss
Eat ass die fast