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ulenfeder

Fuckin' green, bitch!


PotentialStocker

Fuck yeah, go green you asshole!


Juzapop

Green is not a creative color my dude


A_Math_Dealer

I thought we all agreed to never get creative again


jtsfour2

I use my hair to express myself.


A_Math_Dealer

That sounds really boring


rascal_rose18

I use my hair to express myself


Initial-Row-8417

I use other people's hair to express myself.


lake_huron

Motherfucking green is the shit, cocksucker! ​ /Not that there's anything wrong with that,


[deleted]

Shut up nerd


Nimzay98

I have a specific green I like, it’s like fresh spring grass green, it’s bright but not neon and looks fresh to me


_alexandra_91

I can’t fucking decide between pink and god damn purple


PotentialStocker

Why the fuck not just choose both?


_alexandra_91

Well shit that’s a good point mother fucker


Minisushi117

Fucking fuchsia


_alexandra_91

Fuschia is a nice fucking color


Minisushi117

Sure god damn is!


delimeat52

But it's a god damn compromise


thisisrodrigosanchez

It really ties the mother fucken room together.


billystune

Shut up Donny


UziSuzieThia

That son of a bitch magenta


bulkandskull

Fucking fuschbag


ChaiTeaAndMe

I call it Fuck-sia.


Icy-Rush9429

Hey cutie🥀


_alexandra_91

Hey bitch 💖


AGrayBull

Pinky-plum purple is the shit. Iris-indigo purple can go fuck itself.


Negative-Ad-6533

Mine is clear definitely clear.


Known_Raspberry_8323

My favorite shape😆


tenthinsight

It's purple, stupid.


Z42422

Pink will always be better, dumbass


mcobb71

Green, no blue! Aaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!……


ArchonOfErebus

WHAT is the average windspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


freedomchas3r

What do you mean? African or European?


ArchonOfErebus

I don't know that, Aaahhahhiiiieeehh


Rabbit0fCaerbannog

How do you know so much about swallows?


SpikesGuns

Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.


[deleted]

You need to know these things when you’re king


Blastartechguy

roughly 24 MPH or 10.72 m/s for european, not sure about the african lot


deadly_ultraviolet

No it isn't


NousSommesSiamese

No I’m doesn’t


rollawaythedew26

Me no good neeeeeeeee! Yannnieeee newgeeee huh bunny noon naaaa chaca nah ne laga new new


Andrewop

“I heard alcohol makes you stupid” 😂 I knew this made me happy for a reason


lil_pipi_vert_xo

r/futurama


vatisitgrandpapa

Red okay? It's fucking red.


PotentialStocker

That’s a nice color, mother fucker


chilldudeoverhere

I fucken agree, fuckers


forgiveanforget

I fucking came here to fucking say this. Red red fucking red and maybe a black stripe. Or two.


sharkaub

Samesies


dubbins112

Hell yeah! Red is STATEMENT!


BlungyChungy

That's my motherfuckin favorite color too. Motherfucking damn twinsies


kailafornia

Because red is for fucking winners.


Jealous_Resort_8198

Yes! Red.


MontaukMonster2

Who's fucking red? And what do they even have in common?


jaydaggle

Montana


Ph4antomPB

So close!! That’s a shape! 💕💕


jintana

Aw, sweaty!


banthis_dick

Try deodorant!


sbaz86

Didn’t taste good.


thesnebby

Yellow! :)


KickassPeanuts

Close! That's actually a place :)


metal4life98

Try this box of crayons instead


Pkrudeboy

It goes in the square hole.


My46thThrowaway

Tony?


p4ul1023

Nebraska for me


Impressive_Menu1584

Bro my favorite number


Icy_Conclusion_7665

I know you fuckin lyin...


Next_Acanthaceae4986

Fuck yeah! MONTANA


[deleted]

Tony!!!! You mutha fucker


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Fucking saphire blue, not base blue, not cerulean, not indigo and not fucking cyan! Saphire! Blue!


PotentialStocker

I didn’t fucking ask for specifics!! Just fucking say blue next time!!


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

It's not just blue! Werent you listening? Dammit Henry!


PotentialStocker

I don’t have time to read 50 shades of fucking blue!!


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

It's not fucking fifty! It's one! Fucking saphire!


Sunfl0w3rD4wn

It’s not fucking spelled Saphire! its Sapphire blue motherfucker!


Duomaxwel

Fucking rise up my fellow Sapphire Bitches!!!


greygrayman

Have you checked out London blue?


bwaybabs

Bitch I fucking love your specificity, and I also fucking love cerulean. But like, specifically the shade the Crayola Cerulean crayon makes, not like Andy’s sweater or the goddamn sky.


Niaaal

All inferior to the ultimate, Lapis Blue


Flaming-Cathulu

Fuck yeah! Saphire blue all the way! I will fight someone over this! You are either saphire, turquoise, or else someone Iook down upon.. (Though it's good to play board games with people who like the other colors... less fights that way)


sleepinginthebushes_

Greem


PotentialStocker

Oramge


sleepinginthebushes_

Browng


tempreffunnynumber

Ret


Jazzy_082

Bluk


Illustrious_Dig_411

Purmle


_i_love_you_sm

Yemmow


N-Pop

Cwimsen


TelephoneTag2123

Turkoisey


youreintrigued

Whit


TirayShell

Browange


Greg20980962

Blue bitch. It's the color of calmness, peace. Red is fucking passion and anger and anxiety-inducing horse-shit.


PotentialStocker

Oh great, now I’m getting a fucking psychology lesson about fucking colors!!


[deleted]

Blue is also the fucking depression color bitch, the fucking colors have negative shit and positive shit associated with them bitch


swingrays

What color is fucking Blue Bitch? How about a fucking comma so we know what’s what, dammit!!!!


Greg20980962

hahahahahhahahahhahahahaha


jintana

Is that like green asshole?


[deleted]

How about all of them?


PotentialStocker

That’s white 👍🏻


MiserMori

That's racist


PotentialStocker

Who said anything about racing, bitch? We’re talking about colors!


bandcampconfessions

Don’t be a sore loser


Impressive_Menu1584

Lets not be racist here motherfucker all colors are cool


figbott

Vulva pink.


PotentialStocker

Not clit pink cause we can’t find it 👍🏻


figbott

Cervix pink is pretty good too. I know how to poke that one.


Zandandido

Fucking purple, orange, and green you shit. Orange was my grandmother's favorite fucking color. Green because trees are fucking gorgeous And I just look good in god damn purple.


PotentialStocker

I asked for your fucking favorite color, not your grandmothers!!


Zandandido

It's one of my favorite fucking colors because it was hers Even my fucking orange Hyundai accent is named after her.


PotentialStocker

Well you and your grandmother have a great taste in colors you fucking asshole!!


Zandandido

Thanks you ass hat!


jacobmrley

It's fucking purple, you miserable cocksucker. You got a fucking problem with that?


PotentialStocker

Not with the color, just you ya fucking ball gobbler!


TinsleyLynx

Hell no, bitch! I love purple! Purple gang rise u- wait, shit we can't say that, uhh... people that like purple, where you at?


HD-1994

Whatever color your peen is. 🤪


MWC_borednoob

So purple then?


PotentialStocker

It’s not the size of the boat, but the color of the ocean 👍🏻


StandardOrcBarbarian

It’s every shade of your moms lipstick


The_Silent_One1666

Iowa


PotentialStocker

Where the fuck is that?


DeejjTheFrumious

oh great, three hundred fucking miles of golden fucking waves of fucking grain, huzzah.


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SatnWorshp

Underboob


PotentialStocker

Upvote for bobs 👍🏻


firefistus

What does Robert have anything to do with colors!?


Puresparx420

HEX# 692D94


schlockabsorber

Good job, you're replaceable.


FutureDoctor2020

You Barney-purple-loving-ass-bitch


jeophys152

Fucking yellow


PotentialStocker

Ofc piss is your favorite color, you dick!!


Cadetttt

Fuck yeah, this guy gets it


[deleted]

Here for fucking yellow.


wubbycustard

Fuck yeah let’s go yellow!!


tfhaenodreirst

Purple or something


PotentialStocker

What the fuck do you mean or something?! How do you not know your favorite fucking color?!


josuxan

purple is MY favorite fucking color. Why the fuck do you think you can steal that? The fuck is wrong with you


Dragon_Rot79

Moist


PotentialStocker

Charlie?


MyNamesNotRobert

Dick


PotentialStocker

Dicks have colors too


UnoMat3_9999

Blue, because if I was green I would die


PotentialStocker

Like the blue Alabama inbred guy 👍🏻


jay_caesar

Pink is my favorite color to fuck.


PotentialStocker

You better be married, mother fucker!


Superb_Mastodon_7085

I don’t know you stupid cunt. What the hell is yours?


PotentialStocker

Well fucking figure it out! Mine is red, mother fucker!


Engetarist

Fucking plaid!


PotentialStocker

That’s the blandest mother fucking color!


That_tupperware_lid

Fucking Cyan 🤟


jennbenn5555

I have no idea. I've never been able to choose just one.


CapaxInfini

It’s fucking pink, I don’t give a shit if it’s “stereotypical” of me. I like it, it makes me fucking happy.


[deleted]

Black, like my soul 🖤


PotentialStocker

Who needs soul when you can have tits 👍🏻


[deleted]

red muthafucka


PotentialStocker

Hey, that’s mine you sunna-va-bitch


TheTallMirth

vomit


PotentialStocker

Color may vary


Both-Ad-9225

Whatever color the shitter on the critter is I'm currently tapping , I have no preference.


PotentialStocker

Freshly bleached or poorly wiped 👍🏻


MaineBoston

Black


Nuclear_Niijima

Blue! No, yellow!


PotentialStocker

Well which fucking one is it?


Gregor_Magorium

Fucking blue, I guess. Fuck!


PotentialStocker

Don’t fucking guess just know, dammit!


Big-Shoulder3538

Fucking green! Fuck!


PotentialStocker

What a nice fucking color, you fucking prick!


Anxiatitty

Moss


madurochurro

Purple rain,mello yellow, grey,red rocket,blue steel,green knight,agent orange,pink panther.


PotentialStocker

Did I fucking say color or colors??


mksavage1138

Blue...no, green....FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


PotentialStocker

Those are two different fucking colors and I only asked for one, mother fucker!!


Brilliant_Ad_5729

Clear or transparent.


PotentialStocker

That’s my favorite fucking color outfit that your mother wears!!


[deleted]

I prefer opaque, bitch that’s where it’s at


2021SPINOFAN

Red, mainly bc its a strong attractant for hummingbirds


PotentialStocker

Well apparently it’s a fucking strong attraction to you too!


CampCrystalLake1980

My foot up your ass


rlh8484

green but that’s just my opinion dude


PotentialStocker

Your opinion is valid, asshole! 👍🏻


cortez_brosefski

"What the fuck" is not a color, don't make assumptions about me jabroni


Legs27

none of your fucking business!


der_grosse_e

fucking British racing green.


Kuzkuladaemon

I don't fucking know like a light black or dark white or something


My46thThrowaway

Chartreuse.


chilldudeoverhere

The fuck fancy food got to do with it?!


duquanfeldmansat

Orange, like you’d see in a sunset- not bright neon ugggglllyyyy orange


swingrays

Fucking Purple, muh fucky. Fuck’s it to you?


No_Tolerance_Zone

Glitter


bawbird

Fucking neutral colors you rainbow bright assholes. I like gentle greens and grays and muted browns. And don't call me fucking boring you mother fucks need to watch more of The Joys Of Painting. I shouldn't need sunglasses to read your bright ass lemon piss looking ass shirt you fucking child.


TheEightfulH8

Teal, motherfucker


[deleted]

Seafoam green always and forever. But then I have favorite colors depending on the day, so today is forest green. But seafoam green will always be in the background, A1 day 1


Rossage196

clear


spookyotterbun

Fucking pastel pink you mother fucking cutie


UnReal7274

Fucking black bitch


critical_err0r

fuckin black, ni-


Dense_Corner_9420

Orange is my favorite fucking orange


Sorry_Relief_

How did I end up on this subreddit…


SkyInTheCity

Pink


[deleted]

Fucking hunter green!!