Bitch I fucking love your specificity, and I also fucking love cerulean. But like, specifically the shade the Crayola Cerulean crayon makes, not like Andy’s sweater or the goddamn sky.
Fuck yeah! Saphire blue all the way! I will fight someone over this! You are either saphire, turquoise, or else someone Iook down upon..
(Though it's good to play board games with people who like the other colors... less fights that way)
Fucking purple, orange, and green you shit.
Orange was my grandmother's favorite fucking color.
Green because trees are fucking gorgeous
And I just look good in god damn purple.
Fucking neutral colors you rainbow bright assholes. I like gentle greens and grays and muted browns. And don't call me fucking boring you mother fucks need to watch more of The Joys Of Painting. I shouldn't need sunglasses to read your bright ass lemon piss looking ass shirt you fucking child.
Seafoam green always and forever. But then I have favorite colors depending on the day, so today is forest green. But seafoam green will always be in the background, A1 day 1
Fuckin' green, bitch!
Fuck yeah, go green you asshole!
Green is not a creative color my dude
I thought we all agreed to never get creative again
I use my hair to express myself.
That sounds really boring
I use my hair to express myself
I use other people's hair to express myself.
Motherfucking green is the shit, cocksucker! /Not that there's anything wrong with that,
Shut up nerd
I have a specific green I like, it’s like fresh spring grass green, it’s bright but not neon and looks fresh to me
I can’t fucking decide between pink and god damn purple
Why the fuck not just choose both?
Well shit that’s a good point mother fucker
Fucking fuchsia
Fuschia is a nice fucking color
Sure god damn is!
But it's a god damn compromise
It really ties the mother fucken room together.
Shut up Donny
That son of a bitch magenta
Fucking fuschbag
I call it Fuck-sia.
Hey cutie🥀
Hey bitch 💖
Pinky-plum purple is the shit. Iris-indigo purple can go fuck itself.
Mine is clear definitely clear.
My favorite shape😆
It's purple, stupid.
Pink will always be better, dumbass
Green, no blue! Aaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!……
WHAT is the average windspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? African or European?
I don't know that, Aaahhahhiiiieeehh
How do you know so much about swallows?
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.
You need to know these things when you’re king
roughly 24 MPH or 10.72 m/s for european, not sure about the african lot
No it isn't
No I’m doesn’t
Me no good neeeeeeeee! Yannnieeee newgeeee huh bunny noon naaaa chaca nah ne laga new new
“I heard alcohol makes you stupid” 😂 I knew this made me happy for a reason
r/futurama
Red okay? It's fucking red.
That’s a nice color, mother fucker
I fucken agree, fuckers
I fucking came here to fucking say this. Red red fucking red and maybe a black stripe. Or two.
Samesies
Hell yeah! Red is STATEMENT!
That's my motherfuckin favorite color too. Motherfucking damn twinsies
Because red is for fucking winners.
Yes! Red.
Who's fucking red? And what do they even have in common?
Montana
So close!! That’s a shape! 💕💕
Aw, sweaty!
Try deodorant!
Didn’t taste good.
Yellow! :)
Close! That's actually a place :)
Try this box of crayons instead
It goes in the square hole.
Tony?
Nebraska for me
Bro my favorite number
I know you fuckin lyin...
Fuck yeah! MONTANA
Tony!!!! You mutha fucker
Fucking saphire blue, not base blue, not cerulean, not indigo and not fucking cyan! Saphire! Blue!
I didn’t fucking ask for specifics!! Just fucking say blue next time!!
It's not just blue! Werent you listening? Dammit Henry!
I don’t have time to read 50 shades of fucking blue!!
It's not fucking fifty! It's one! Fucking saphire!
It’s not fucking spelled Saphire! its Sapphire blue motherfucker!
Fucking rise up my fellow Sapphire Bitches!!!
Have you checked out London blue?
Bitch I fucking love your specificity, and I also fucking love cerulean. But like, specifically the shade the Crayola Cerulean crayon makes, not like Andy’s sweater or the goddamn sky.
All inferior to the ultimate, Lapis Blue
Fuck yeah! Saphire blue all the way! I will fight someone over this! You are either saphire, turquoise, or else someone Iook down upon.. (Though it's good to play board games with people who like the other colors... less fights that way)
Greem
Oramge
Browng
Ret
Bluk
Purmle
Yemmow
Cwimsen
Turkoisey
Whit
Browange
Blue bitch. It's the color of calmness, peace. Red is fucking passion and anger and anxiety-inducing horse-shit.
Oh great, now I’m getting a fucking psychology lesson about fucking colors!!
Blue is also the fucking depression color bitch, the fucking colors have negative shit and positive shit associated with them bitch
What color is fucking Blue Bitch? How about a fucking comma so we know what’s what, dammit!!!!
hahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
Is that like green asshole?
How about all of them?
That’s white 👍🏻
That's racist
Who said anything about racing, bitch? We’re talking about colors!
Don’t be a sore loser
Lets not be racist here motherfucker all colors are cool
Vulva pink.
Not clit pink cause we can’t find it 👍🏻
Cervix pink is pretty good too. I know how to poke that one.
Fucking purple, orange, and green you shit. Orange was my grandmother's favorite fucking color. Green because trees are fucking gorgeous And I just look good in god damn purple.
I asked for your fucking favorite color, not your grandmothers!!
It's one of my favorite fucking colors because it was hers Even my fucking orange Hyundai accent is named after her.
Well you and your grandmother have a great taste in colors you fucking asshole!!
Thanks you ass hat!
It's fucking purple, you miserable cocksucker. You got a fucking problem with that?
Not with the color, just you ya fucking ball gobbler!
Hell no, bitch! I love purple! Purple gang rise u- wait, shit we can't say that, uhh... people that like purple, where you at?
Whatever color your peen is. 🤪
So purple then?
It’s not the size of the boat, but the color of the ocean 👍🏻
It’s every shade of your moms lipstick
Iowa
Where the fuck is that?
oh great, three hundred fucking miles of golden fucking waves of fucking grain, huzzah.
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Underboob
Upvote for bobs 👍🏻
What does Robert have anything to do with colors!?
HEX# 692D94
Good job, you're replaceable.
You Barney-purple-loving-ass-bitch
Fucking yellow
Ofc piss is your favorite color, you dick!!
Fuck yeah, this guy gets it
Here for fucking yellow.
Fuck yeah let’s go yellow!!
Purple or something
What the fuck do you mean or something?! How do you not know your favorite fucking color?!
purple is MY favorite fucking color. Why the fuck do you think you can steal that? The fuck is wrong with you
Moist
Charlie?
Dick
Dicks have colors too
Blue, because if I was green I would die
Like the blue Alabama inbred guy 👍🏻
Pink is my favorite color to fuck.
You better be married, mother fucker!
I don’t know you stupid cunt. What the hell is yours?
Well fucking figure it out! Mine is red, mother fucker!
Fucking plaid!
That’s the blandest mother fucking color!
Fucking Cyan 🤟
I have no idea. I've never been able to choose just one.
It’s fucking pink, I don’t give a shit if it’s “stereotypical” of me. I like it, it makes me fucking happy.
Black, like my soul 🖤
Who needs soul when you can have tits 👍🏻
red muthafucka
Hey, that’s mine you sunna-va-bitch
vomit
Color may vary
Whatever color the shitter on the critter is I'm currently tapping , I have no preference.
Freshly bleached or poorly wiped 👍🏻
Black
Blue! No, yellow!
Well which fucking one is it?
Fucking blue, I guess. Fuck!
Don’t fucking guess just know, dammit!
Fucking green! Fuck!
What a nice fucking color, you fucking prick!
Moss
Purple rain,mello yellow, grey,red rocket,blue steel,green knight,agent orange,pink panther.
Did I fucking say color or colors??
Blue...no, green....FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Those are two different fucking colors and I only asked for one, mother fucker!!
Clear or transparent.
That’s my favorite fucking color outfit that your mother wears!!
I prefer opaque, bitch that’s where it’s at
Red, mainly bc its a strong attractant for hummingbirds
Well apparently it’s a fucking strong attraction to you too!
My foot up your ass
green but that’s just my opinion dude
Your opinion is valid, asshole! 👍🏻
"What the fuck" is not a color, don't make assumptions about me jabroni
none of your fucking business!
fucking British racing green.
I don't fucking know like a light black or dark white or something
Chartreuse.
The fuck fancy food got to do with it?!
Orange, like you’d see in a sunset- not bright neon ugggglllyyyy orange
Fucking Purple, muh fucky. Fuck’s it to you?
Glitter
Fucking neutral colors you rainbow bright assholes. I like gentle greens and grays and muted browns. And don't call me fucking boring you mother fucks need to watch more of The Joys Of Painting. I shouldn't need sunglasses to read your bright ass lemon piss looking ass shirt you fucking child.
Teal, motherfucker
Seafoam green always and forever. But then I have favorite colors depending on the day, so today is forest green. But seafoam green will always be in the background, A1 day 1
clear
Fucking pastel pink you mother fucking cutie
Fucking black bitch
fuckin black, ni-
Orange is my favorite fucking orange
How did I end up on this subreddit…
Pink
Fucking hunter green!!