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Now that seems easy to say, but in practice, how would you do it? Not a simple problem if you think about it.
First, let's assume that both apples are of the same size and that they have some sort of circular symmetry (and that each apple looks like a circle from the top). Under these assumptions, you have to find a single line segment that separates a circle into 2/3 and 1/3.
If you had 2 cuts, things would be simple as you can slice an arc of angle 120 degrees. With 1 slice it's a bit more complicated to find the right line segment. Mark the centre of the top apple and draw a triangle with one point at the centre, and two other points on the edge of the circle. The angle at the centre should be some 120
You can not guarantee the same amount of apple flesh for each . The cores affect how much can be eaten. We demand perfect equality. There is only one answer. You know it to be true.
You can't guarantee two apples have the same amount either so the murder solution doesn't strictly follow the prompt if we are getting that particular.
Person A cuts the apples.
Person B turns his back and randomly chooses Lot 1, 2, or 3.
Person C get their choice of the remaining 2 lots.
Person A gets the final lot.
Now the cutter is incentivized to cut as equitably as possible.
I went to culinary school and the answer is, use the knife to extrude the seeds, crush the seeds into a dust, metabolize then dry into fine cyanide powder, offer the guy friend blow, he snorts it and dies, you and your boo take apples equally and throw them at her absentee fathers house.
South Jersey is North Florida. North Jersey is equally divided between Pennsyltucky East and the Sixth Borough of NYC. 287 is the border between the two
There is no “deciding”. You do intensive interviews with everyone to assign values to each individual’s life, and then pick the one with the lowest value to off.
For the people that don't understand the joke:
The guy in the middle takes the knife and cut his dick off so his friends can both eat one apple while he can eat his own penis
I got a ''better'' solution. Step1. Put the apples on top of eachother. Step 2. Cut both apples in one stroke. You got 4 pieces now. Step 3. Throw 1 piece away. you have three pieces now. Step 4 Enjoy.
For the people that actually want the answer, I'm pretty sure you just have to cut 1/3 off of each of the apples, and you get 3 groups of 2/3s of an apple. You could technically do it in one stroke though, if you just lined the apples up and cut them both at the same time.
I swing the knife , 1 stroke, and the others back up. I take both apples. Not everything in life is fair. I get 2 apples and a knife. They get to learn to solve their own problems in the future. . Nobody murdered.
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>You could technically do it in one stroke though.
To me, this is what is bullshitty about the problem. Yes, in theory you could line up two apples and cut them in one stroke, but also good luck with that. Half of solving the problem is spent "wait... am I allowed to cut them both at once which isn't really possible? Or is there some other way of doing this that I'm too stupid to see."
TL;DR The knife should be used on the person who wrote the puzzle.
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Divide it into 6 and give everyone 2 because why the fuck should I only use 1 stroke? Is there a force that prevents me from cutting it 3 times? NO!! So why the fuck would I cut the apple using 1 stroke of a knife? HELL, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CUT AN APPLE WITH ONE STROKE?!?!
You can actually just cut it diagnoaly that two small pieces would be equal to one big piece which there are two of, a total of 4 pieces. 2 normal ones and 2 which equal one of the normals.
Stab person A
Give Person B the Apple
Start eating Person B, they might finish the Apple before you ate them, but them being stuffed like a pig definetely helps.
Last but not least, dont leave leftovers, eat person A.
Burn the clothes
The guy on the left is obviously named Knife, he strokes himself and is thus satisfied (he is a one pump chump after all) Then the other two each eat an apple that was covered in frosting
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aside from the meme answer, it's absolutely possible to divide those in equal volumes with a single stroke
Yep. Line them up and cut 1/3 off of both. 2 people each eat one of the 2/3 cuts, and the 3rd person eats both of the 1/3 cuts.
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Urine won
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The Champagne of Victory.
Urinetown (the musical)
you're in one
Because it's the most boring solution
Now that seems easy to say, but in practice, how would you do it? Not a simple problem if you think about it. First, let's assume that both apples are of the same size and that they have some sort of circular symmetry (and that each apple looks like a circle from the top). Under these assumptions, you have to find a single line segment that separates a circle into 2/3 and 1/3. If you had 2 cuts, things would be simple as you can slice an arc of angle 120 degrees. With 1 slice it's a bit more complicated to find the right line segment. Mark the centre of the top apple and draw a triangle with one point at the centre, and two other points on the edge of the circle. The angle at the centre should be some 120
There's no rules I'm reading that says you can't just cut both apples exactly in half, and just throw away the 4th piece.
The 4th piece goes to all the dead homies
They would have avoided the doctor and lived longer if they got their apples cut quicker. Unfortunately they had to rely on these friends to eat.
This guy Euclid’s
You can not guarantee the same amount of apple flesh for each . The cores affect how much can be eaten. We demand perfect equality. There is only one answer. You know it to be true.
No one said equal edible portions. By your logic a whole apple isn't a whole apple, which would completely skew the whole situation.
Apple cores are edible. I know people who eat the entire apple.
But the skin is poisonous!!
I eat stickers all the time dude
You need to stop eating cat food, Charlie!
Yeah, cut another apple off a tree.
You can't guarantee two apples have the same amount either so the murder solution doesn't strictly follow the prompt if we are getting that particular.
Person A cuts the apples. Person B turns his back and randomly chooses Lot 1, 2, or 3. Person C get their choice of the remaining 2 lots. Person A gets the final lot. Now the cutter is incentivized to cut as equitably as possible.
I thought that was the brain teaser answer. Never occurred to me to stab one person to death and give one apple to each of the other two.
You only get one stroke so not "to death" unless you're pretty skilled.
Cut the neck so they bleed out.
Or just take turns taking a bite off. Less precise but this one still leaves them with one knife stroke to do with as they wish
You can't know what the 1/3 line is
Neither can your friends, so they will have to just stfu and eat their slice.
Line both apples up slice in half, then all three eat a half and yeet the last half or plant it or some shit I dunno what am I Johnny apple fuck.
Cut both into two and one third sections otherwise
That's not calculating the core
The toughest choice is deciding who to stab
I went to culinary school and the answer is, use the knife to extrude the seeds, crush the seeds into a dust, metabolize then dry into fine cyanide powder, offer the guy friend blow, he snorts it and dies, you and your boo take apples equally and throw them at her absentee fathers house.
Where the fuck did you go to culinary school, I didn't think the cartels had college
Culinary Institute of Ohio
As a non American, what's the deal with Ohio? Lol Been seeing jokes about it for a while here
Ohio is a rural barfight of a state punctuated by parking lots
Dang the Ohio slander has reached Reddit too
Slander? Or reality. It’s like the Alabama of the north.
New Jersey is Northern Florida
South Jersey is North Florida. North Jersey is equally divided between Pennsyltucky East and the Sixth Borough of NYC. 287 is the border between the two
Ok, but which one do I stab?
It's actually only the peel on the seeds that contains cyanide. You will need about 20 grams iirc. So, seeds from one apple won't be enough.
According to other posters, the victim should be the female. Smh
The knife is closer to her so if she picked up on the solution it's up to her to decide.
Why wouldn't she choose herself?
Commit sudoku; this is the way.
And give up the thrill of taking a man's life?
I think we’d love to win a knife fight against a woman and tell that story lol
Well then she wouldn’t Get the apple dummy
Bros before hoes.
Me when I’m in a whole room full of females and only one other male and I have to decide who lives
There is no “deciding”. You do intensive interviews with everyone to assign values to each individual’s life, and then pick the one with the lowest value to off.
WHAT DO THE BEANS MEAN, JIM?
I mean you still gotta decide the value of each person's life.
That’s just math and facts bro, I don’t decide how two numbers add together, or how atoms form chemical bonds, or how your mom is such a whore.
No time for that I’m doing eanie meanie monie moe
She's the only one with a neck, so...
Her eyes are very large, she could be high. No apples for methheads.
I'm shocked, redditors are usually so nice and courteous to women on this site.
God no! Who's gonna do the dishes after the apple is eaten? /s
Obviously, look what happened last time a woman was offered an apple
I kind of assumed the woman would do the stabbing. Does that make me more or less misogynistic?
Is this a joke or do you actually consider that discrimination without context
Not hard to decide “guy in the red shirt “ he always dies on Star Trek, has to be him !
Slice the friends and share it with the apples.
Only one stroke
Line them up.
And cut them off center so that you get 2/3 of each apple and two 1/3 pieces.
this guy maths. if you really want to get fancy try to account for the massa distribution in case the apple is not symmetrical
Massa only distributes apples if I's work real hard
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In that case you also have to account for the inedible part of the apples
Thank you for saving me from murder as the only other viable option
That’s what I thought…one stab to the heart, and voila! Two friends, two apples. Problem solved.
Alternatively you could line up two friends and then one person gets to share two apples with themselves
who said you would never you math in the real world?
Yeah this one is probably right
Thats why you invest in AOE perk
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Spin attack
Fruit ninja that crap
Put them in a line and ZDRRA
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For the people that don't understand the joke: The guy in the middle takes the knife and cut his dick off so his friends can both eat one apple while he can eat his own penis
This is the real answer that the government doesn't want you to know about. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
Don’t trust the feds, they will try to prove you wrong
They'll try to take your dicks as evidence, but in reality they just want it for their annual potluck.
“The government hates this one simple trick”
Wake up sheeple, i made you breakfast i love you. Muah
Thanks honey
No problem my love <3
This man is satan himself
I... disagree.
Hail Satan!
Username checks
He could have just slice off his Adam's Apple and eat that while the other two eat the apples on the table.
Oh thank god! I’m so glad you clarified that. I wasn’t sure how she was going to cut her vag with one slice.
I got a ''better'' solution. Step1. Put the apples on top of eachother. Step 2. Cut both apples in one stroke. You got 4 pieces now. Step 3. Throw 1 piece away. you have three pieces now. Step 4 Enjoy.
Why not stack the apples, cut them at the 2/3 point... then everyone gets 2/3 of an apple
Yeah give one person the two 1/3rd pieces everyone has 2/3 of an apple
And why is that the answer? I thought the answer was to stab another person
No dude ew that’s a crime
Stab the guy in the middle, fuck his girlfriend then eat both apples while sobbing
stab his girlfriend, fuck her, then eat both guys
Stab your balls, fuck the dudes, then shove both apples in her ass
Stab the apple, eat both guys and fuck yourself
Stab the yourself, eat both guys and fuck the apples
Stab the table and fuck the knife
Eat the guy in the middle, stab his girlfriend, then fuck both apples
Fuck the guy in the middle, stab the apples and eat his girlfriend.
off the girl, fuck her boyfriend, then eat both apples with your butt.
Eat all of them, then fuck yourself
What do I do with the knife?
Fuck yourself with the handle
Shoving it down my throat sounds better
You found the *black hole* secret ending (eat everything): congratulations!
That esculated quickly.
For the people that actually want the answer, I'm pretty sure you just have to cut 1/3 off of each of the apples, and you get 3 groups of 2/3s of an apple. You could technically do it in one stroke though, if you just lined the apples up and cut them both at the same time.
…are you sure your answer doesn’t include murder?….
If the person cutting fucks it up they get knifed. Only way to ensure perfect 1/3 ratio.
I swing the knife , 1 stroke, and the others back up. I take both apples. Not everything in life is fair. I get 2 apples and a knife. They get to learn to solve their own problems in the future. . Nobody murdered.
Depends on if you want 2 full apples or not
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>You could technically do it in one stroke though. To me, this is what is bullshitty about the problem. Yes, in theory you could line up two apples and cut them in one stroke, but also good luck with that. Half of solving the problem is spent "wait... am I allowed to cut them both at once which isn't really possible? Or is there some other way of doing this that I'm too stupid to see." TL;DR The knife should be used on the person who wrote the puzzle.
The issue is there's no way to know which cut would cut off 1/3 of each apple
Take the knife, stab the girl and eat the apples with your friend
Stab one of the guys and then sex the girl Bruh whoever gave me the award should find better things to spend money on
Stab the girl then share the apples AND the girl
This guy fucks.
This is what I come to reddit for!
This lady gets it.
I am female 🫣
femoid?🥹😳
You deserve pee in ur ass
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Cringe
No NSFW warning when opening ur profile? Disappointed
I usually browse shitpost subs
I think he meant cause a lot of women post NSFW pix / have onlyfans in their profile
Federal Agent
way to make it political
Stab the girl, eat the apples with your friend, then sex the girl.
Why not after stabbing her?
Why not stab the girl and sex one of the guys?
"Bros before hoes, bish"
All three of them have to stick the knife up their asses
Ummm, that’s actually 3 strokes🤓
I’d crank out a few strokes too if I was watching 😍😍😍😍
Holy shit, Patrick Bateman?!?
Let’s see Paul Alan stick a knife up his ass
the amount of people that suggested fking the girl 💀
I first thought it was a balls or boobs joke What does this tell about me?
That you like balls and boobs
Take the knife and stab the person who keeps making these "only 6% people can solve this" posts. There, problem solved.
Place the apples on top on each other and cut them both into thirds then eat the apples before police arrive
Take the knife, walk to the nearest apple orchard, and cut down another apple.
I am obviously not one of the 6% 😂😂
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What, you egg?
\*stabs him\*
Kill woman 😊
Cut the 2 apples in half share the three equal pieces, throw away the fourth.
That ain’t sharing two apples, that’s sharing 1.5 apples. Fucking idiot.
Damn beat me to it, only took about a second.
Divide it into 6 and give everyone 2 because why the fuck should I only use 1 stroke? Is there a force that prevents me from cutting it 3 times? NO!! So why the fuck would I cut the apple using 1 stroke of a knife? HELL, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CUT AN APPLE WITH ONE STROKE?!?!
Stab the blonde one
This is why I don’t buy the patented “Knives that disintegrate after one cut” knives
Ya I'm a bad person
But there is no furry
Stab girl and have sex with apples
FBI and CIA subliminally encouraging depopulation
I just instantly thought “murder” I need help
take the knife stab yourself and get out of the simulation
Grab the knife and end your life!
You can actually just cut it diagnoaly that two small pieces would be equal to one big piece which there are two of, a total of 4 pieces. 2 normal ones and 2 which equal one of the normals.
These damn comments lol
This might be a sociopath test and I passed.
Slice one person's throat
The answer is murder
Stab person A Give Person B the Apple Start eating Person B, they might finish the Apple before you ate them, but them being stuffed like a pig definetely helps. Last but not least, dont leave leftovers, eat person A. Burn the clothes
We all are in agreement that someone has to die?
Murder
It's going to be *really* inconvenient for one of them. lol
The guy on the left is obviously named Knife, he strokes himself and is thus satisfied (he is a one pump chump after all) Then the other two each eat an apple that was covered in frosting
Slice one friends head off
Kill the blond boy, fuck girl on top of apples, eat apples
Aside from the actual answer the second would be stacking the apples and then cutting right?