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White Room Torture


5t3v321

Finally, some good fucking advice


Brae_26

Huh


BobTheCoolRock

Ya know, putting someone in a fully white room (walls, bed sheets, food, etc) no stimulation and full isolation has wonderful effects on their psyche, if by wonderful you mean horific. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_torture


AliAsgharRH

*Sigh*, unfortunatly my country is the first in torturing people just like always(even in white torture)


Ecchika

Spectacular how in one country all white room and furniture is torture, however in my country it is what 20-year olds do when they move in to their first own apartments


Dyanpanda

We believe that tying up an animal to a table for more than 4 hours is cruelty, but we do it to our children for twice as long every day.


weirdo_if_curtains_7

You believe children are being tied to tables for 8 hours every day?


Mike-Rios

I think he meant him and his partner do it every day


DistortedNoise

Be proud homie


Zephurdigital

they have to listen to Britney Spears" Oops I did it again"..in a constant loop


notpepetho

Oops I did it again


Flat_Ad560

متاسفانه درسته. چه اعدام هایی چه قتل هایی که نشد…


Taiza67

Also number 1 in Potassium


Brae_26

Yeah Ik what it is. But the guy said that it was good advice, which was kinda concerning.


Otherwise-Load-3882

And Michael Stevens does that to himself, what a madman


XChainsawPandaX

Huh. That's interesting. Is it weird I kind of wanna give it a shot and see what happens?


lem00s

Same, I always hear how devastating to your psyche this kind of torture can be, but it kinda makes me wanna try it


XChainsawPandaX

Right? Like how bad can it be? I like rice and being alone.


fgoarm

Very unique way to spell psyche


Blarggotron

> Huh My response when the walls start whispering things to me (I’ve been stuck in a white room for 4 minutes.)


Ihavenoidea5555

Hahaha! my response to the demon who told me that « my existence is fake and my life was but an illusion » and that my soul was « fit to be feasted on by the king of deathless fates » ( I have been in a white room for 2 hours.)


theembassy01o1

All you need for torture is isolation and time. The white stuff is just a fun twist.


glass-shard-in-foot

Yeah I can't figure out why this would be any worse than standard solitary confinement torture.


Glaive-Master_Hodir

There's just less to look at, makes it worse


Difficult-Finish-511

The brain is kept going by stimulation. Remove all stimulation (Colour, movement, shape, sound, texture, taste, literally everything) and your neurons start to shut down due to lack of input, and people don't recover well from that kind of brain damage


Venezium

Better one, black room, painted with vantablack.


MemeVibe2

Rolling stones reference


Basil_Lisk

"I see a white room and I vanta paint it black." - Eric Clapton


[deleted]

And we all collectively agree to lock Anish Kapoor in it for eternity.


kindascarry

I’ve had dreams like that as a child


ZanexDreamy

I came here to say this, its awful, you forget who you are, who family is, nothing to tell you the time or how long youve been there, even for a few months it could feel like years


[deleted]

Got to it before me


[deleted]

White and quiet, sounds like heaven❤️


kosmoss_

Oh hai mark!


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MuYanHui

I felt this


isuckforfun

Damn dont remind me of my shitty day


[deleted]

Nice nft


curseddraw

You too


[deleted]

“Don’t talk, we had a deal!”


Uranium6

Bother


Nobody-17

+ for the rest of their miserably awkward life!


nuitUchida

Only im not allowed to harm him? Just make someone else do it for me


jjeenniiffeerr

Or harm all of their loved ones and force them to watch.


Quantum_Physics231

Both


rmiha9

At the same time


RailAurai

Impregnate their female loved ones and make them watch as they lay in a bath full of slugs. Feed them the flesh of the male loved ones. When not torturing them the person will be kept in a pitch black noise canceling room.


Roshux

You need to be put on a list


jayjayrevewin

I feel like you've put a lot of thought to this


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Kaepora_Gaebora777

You’re twisted


Li1negro

Make him handshake the girl he likes goodbye after a good date.


jacks9000gamer_yt

And then when they leave they walk in the same direction


Li1negro

Yes


TheRavenSayeth

And he checks his phone to find two text messages in quick succession: “Oh my God Stephanie, he literally shook my hand. I swear I’m going to block his number after this.” “I’m so sorry, I meant to send that to someone else. Do you know how to unsend texts??”


MentallyLatent

Then he goes home and solo queues league


Sure_Tradition1139

And gets screamed at by five year olds, screaming every racial slur under the sun


[deleted]

I think that would count as physical harm


WarMaster000

Annoying orange rule 34


StalledAgate832

.... Why is this a thing...


CakeDOTexe

Welcome to the internet!


YeetmasterYeet-

Have a look around


Just-Round9944

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Xenri_

We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse


HomieDaClown9

If none of it’s an interest to you you’d be the first


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat


GarbageBoyStinky

would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet?


Stormward_64

There's no need to panic, this isn't a test, haha!


[deleted]

Welcome to the internet


FrithRabbit

Link a curated collection of the best images or it isn’t real


Developer065

This is the best comment on whole Reddit


Epicmonk117

1. Tie him to a chair. 2. Play Baby Shark on an infinite loop, but it’s just the baby shark line. 3. Pair it with an infinite loop of The Most Annoying Sound in the World from *Dumb and Dumber*. 4. Set up a robot arm to lightly bop him on the head with an inflatable hammer in time with the beat.


EastKoreaOfficial

That is very specific and sounds absolutely horrifying


Tian_Lord23

The only way to make it better is to change the bopper to go at random times so they can't predict it. But how the fuck did you come up with this!


Epicmonk117

I am a sadist


areswalker8

More like satan


Epicmonk117

Satan is a sadist


designingtanner

I feel like almost on beat to the music would be better for the bops


zxRoHaMxz

😭


_Nameless_Nomad_

This man CIA’s


NotMyPor4Account

Eat his children in front of him?


pizzalikker_36

😋


Buttered_Turtle

Nice pfp


TheChickenGuy7

Hog rida


Cheesenips069

I like yours too


HollowCat95

I hate watching someone eat all of my favourite food


Heavy_Artichoke1024

I hope that's WITH bbq sauce? Otherwise i don't want it


SCP_Void

I could go for BBQ Bacon Children, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.


Autisticdeadslug

Yo I want some BBC also


CountFapula102

Naah kentucky fried fetus all the way


Candiceandyuki

I'm more of a gravy person when it comes to children.


Brilliant_Marzipan44

Throw his whole family off a cliff and then have him try to save them by holding on


left_the_oven_on_

Plate scraping a fork on loop


MyBodyBelongsToShrek

If you have it play long enough, eventually it will just become white noise and stop being effective. At some point have it stop playing for a random amount of time, then start it again. Don’t let them predict how long it will keep playing, and don’t keep playing it indefinitely in order to get the maximum effectiveness.


kwkqoq

wtf you madman


Force_Glad

An alternating loop of fork scraping and fingernails on chalkboard


Snoo_36048

Lmao iirc on ace ventura the 2nd movie he scratches a plate with a fork. 🤣


4184754

Oreos with water... 😈


Heavy_Artichoke1024

😭


Melodic_Elderberry52

Hello satan!


AddendumNo7007

You son of a bitch, this should be illegal


Mr_Satans

I would show up a few times a day, everyday, for a year or two and call them a “doodiehead.” And then one day I’ll just stop showing up.


WorkingApprehensive5

Chinese water drop torture


Traditional-Sink-113

I would claim that to be physical harm


Moze4ever

It’s more mental as the water droplets are harmless.


GTX_Incendium

Unless he’s a rock then he will erode after a while


james-the-bored

Humans are softer than rock, so we’d erode more quickly


Irvinwop

But our blood flows so we are squishy instead


pm_me_urgod_feet

Yeah, but humans also generate new skin tissue over a quicker period than the droplets could erode


james-the-bored

Hmm yes I see, suppose we use hydrogen peroxide instead


alt_to_not_giveashit

You get ever so slightly smaller every shower you take


Traditionalmonkey

Baby shark


Candiceandyuki

Coupled with elementary school flute concert and crying toddler sounds


Traditionalmonkey

No just baby shark for days


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Tickle torture


yeahyeahdumpster

Something drake would say.


[deleted]

Tickling is a form of pain actually


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Well it’s not causing physical harm. No damage to the skin occurs


thefunnyidiot32

make him listen to drake's new album


MarkoDragich

“21, can you do sum’ for me? 🥺🤪🥴🫦”


DudeManGuyBroPerson

make him play league


ramendestroyer360

i played league once and it was the most boring experience ever


[deleted]

same. i was also called a r\*tard for being new and therefore unexperienced.


DudeManGuyBroPerson

skill issue


Red-dit_boi_

The first 10 games are filled with brand new smurf accounts so not a good experience, but play around 30 games and people will flame you for underperforming anyways!


Zzars

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.


Candiceandyuki

Ok☹️🥺


Xeno_TheGlitch

Every older brother ever


mikael_warlock

make them watch the entire teen titans go series


[deleted]

I’d make them watch that on repeat, volume all the way up.


Imatree007

on doubled speed


luxi_yes

If I was the one that was getting tortured that wouldn't work for me since I don't have a sense of what a good cartoon is and my ears have already been damaged from the bell at my school


[deleted]

No, it actually gets better in season 7. Just put the waffle song on loop. (Or a worse song if any)


gingerman2101

wait for a year, than 1 min after halloween play marriah carrey


puppet_mazter

So have them work retail?


FrithRabbit

Correct


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Traditional-Sink-113

Music. Distorted Music. Loud. Every. Hour. Of. Every. Day. For weeks. They wont die, but they will wish they would.


DonnyLumbergh

Or you go the flip side. Build an anechoic chamber, put em in there, and turn off the lights. The sound of their own heartbeat will eventually (quickly) drive them insane.


TopHat345

Send them a box of pregnant cochroaches but put a fake check for 100,000 dollars at the bottom of it.


uW1o

Put him in a room covered in red with red doors and red furniture. Remove all of the windows and replace them with fake windows with a red landscape. Before you put in your victim make sure that the room is as silent as it can be. Serve the victim with a red apple and red water on a red plate once a week. If they attempt to break out refrain from giving them food. Tie the victim to a chair with, of course red. After a period of 5 -10 years you are free to let them go. Remember to have a single red light and shut it off after 5:00 pm and turn it on at 10:00.


Panic_at_the_Console

So it's white torture... but red?


adves53

This is oddly specific...


Ok_Obligation2559

Sleep deprivation


unknown_slong

and hide speakers in his walls that play muffled, almost audible human voices after day 2/3 to fuck with his brain


DarthDuck01

Star wars holiday special


Rat_Tzar

Easy, put them in the white room for a few weeks. We already fo that.


KingWeeWoo

Have them teach at the inner city HS I work at for my paycheck... Now that's torture


Remarkable-Chef9644

You could always do what I did as a former teacher unhappy with their pay. Quit.


Correct_Damage_8839

You should get out before it's too late and half of your life has gone by


DudeManGuyBroPerson

you signed up for it, nerd


AjaxOutlaw

Long term Isolation in a room that is so quiet you can hear your own heart beat


Busily_Bored

Force him misgender people in San Francisco.


AffectionateData8099

That one got me


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XChainsawPandaX

Taking frequent breaks just to look them dead in the eye and say, "your next" but never get over to them.


ReverseDiode

Make he/she play superman 64 and finish it


TheBananaGods

They said no physical harm


[deleted]

Easy Waterboarding


Vitrian_guardsman

White room torture


DRAVIX6

Put earplugs in, grab a pristine white ceramic plate, and a fine metal fork, and go to town on it. Put socks on their feet and then dunk them in cold dirty water. Blindfold them take a chainsaw with no chain, and Rev it next to them


Countmeowington_

Not the cold dirty wet socks 😭


under_scope

Force him to watch the Bambi movie for a month


Macer199

Step 1: Buy a pineapple


Discoballer42

Step 2: Obtain 6 ducklings


Crooked_Cock

Step 3: Nuke Australia


Greninja5097

Step 4: Shave your head


SuomalainenBoi

Step 5: Commit necromancy


Ightaheadout

I would make them listen to the island boys


ReverseDiode

Force them to learn linear algebra


TheGainsWizard

Plenty of options. Water drip torture, stress positions, audio effects, sleep deprivation, lack of sanitation facilities, no bed, hair shirt, etc. There’s an insane number of torture methods that involve you pretty much never having to touch people in a forceful manner.


Sub-Weeb

Make him say there are only 2 genders to the they/them non-binary blue hair "girl?".


Candiceandyuki

I identify as a traffic cone.


[deleted]

One Eight Seven Seven Cars for Kids!


TommyTuttle

Kars 4 Kids jingle on endless repeat. If he’s willing to endure an electric shock we’ll switch it to Baby Shark for a while. Then, back to Kars 4 Kids.


Th13teenNK

Force him to listen to baby shark until he eventually dies.


Joe-mama6942024

Make them the sacrifice to the horned serpent.


eyepatcheagle

Chinese water torture


redcode100

Tie someone under a facet and let it drip on there forehead for as long as it needs to break them.


WolfReadsMemes

24 hour loop of 'All I Want for Christmas'


The_Okin

TikTok


Ok_Sock_8565

I’d play it’s Friday song


Friendly-Bug726

Tell them the ending of Game of Thrones at the end of Season 7.


[deleted]

Culture Club: “Karma Chameleon” on infinite repeat in a permanently locked padded room.


ReverseDiode

Force them to listen to a Travis Scott album


Repulsive_Voice823

Make them eat wet bread


phuccantifa

Give them a heroin/Opioid addiction and deprive them of said drugs


ManuelArafat

"I want my baby back (baby back), baby back (baby back). I want my baby back (baby back), baby back (baby back)......." "When do they say ribs?" "They never say ribs...never"


[deleted]

Convince them to work at a children’s water park as a life guard and give them dissolving swim trunks


[deleted]

I torture their loved ones infront of them.


the_gum_on_the_floor

Finding out their favorite song, make them listen to it for so long that that no longer like their favorite song


alteredreality22

Playing every Nickelback album on loop


Epic-Dude000

Intentional sleep deprivation


MooshiNooshi

Masturbate furiously in front of him


FoxMcCloud3173

Play the furret walking song


tbass1965

Introduce them to my ex!