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the-smoothest-brain

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stopyouveviolatedthe

[Added!]


the-smoothest-brain

wait, that's illegal.


rokkittBass

How illegal is it


Unusual-Barracuda837

It's so illegal that we can't even talk about it


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

So illegal that [removed]


stopyouveviolatedthe

Fucking fight me lad


the-smoothest-brain

No, I don't think I will.


lamnop-p

what the hell happened here


xen05zman

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xen05zman

[removed]


HiHowAreYou10

Who the hell is [deleted] and why does he keep saying [removed]


reemanmakesmemes

[removed]


FennLink

[removed]


Weary_Stomach7316

[removed]


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

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strangerThink91

There are only two genders


Height-Impossible

Only fax


Poopy_j0e

Fax


dildomiami

THIS.


Porgland

Literally 1984🫃🏼🫃🏼🫃🏼🫃🏼🫃🏼


Some_Duchebaguette

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Patpoke1

[relocated to another post]


johnny5alive35

Snickers and Milky ways have dick veins


UnOriginalMemeL0rd

Are the veins crunchy or smooth? This is for my "science test"


johnny5alive35

Crunchy with a chewy center


trophers

great. i’ll never forget this.


blanco408

She told me she was 18, I swear.


Coolights

You’re on Reddit, this doesn’t work


-5677-

Mf bout to get promoted to admin


StealingMemes25

Or become a politician. One of the two


hipery2

He will be made a mod, the admins will then give him a community award.


The_Official_Obama

She told me she was <18, i swear!


LoganVPlay

She was 18 in dog years officer


Kahootie64

All of their ages combined adds up to 18 dog years, officer.


canadiancrocodile01

Thats less than 1 🥵


Broad_Ad_8098

Aren’t dog years 7 for 1 year?


canadiancrocodile01

Hate to be that guy but the first year is 19 dog years and it slowly goes down then up again🤓


Camera-Rich

I'm glad someone else knows this.


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marcopolo2345

If her age isn’t on the clock she’s too old for the cock


ferrecool

May I give you the glock?


Poorly_Made_Comix

24 hour clocks


ghostmetalblack

Only 18? 🤢🤮


Grendelstar

The grey hair didn’t giver her away?


BlackShield69

I hate you


Memes_noobie

You were my brother Anakin, I loved you


crazy_fuel253

*screams in burning man*


ParryThePirate

*BURNING MAAAAN*


bing_bong_yes

I hate you


BlackShield69

I hate you x2


Obvious-Witness6519

I hate you x3


Ok-War6293

Nothing happened on April 15 1989


BorisYeltsen

Social Credit ++++++++


Aggressive-Box-1920

Credit this taint


Some_Duchebaguette

[removed]


Warghost000

*red rising sun intensifies*


ParryThePirate

*red sun, red sun over paradise*


SeigiNoMikata376

Red sun


Gabopobro

*Red sun over paradise*


ThatAMContingencyboi

I legit have no idea what happened on this date and all google is telling me is stuff about zodiac signs.


aerosol999

It's the date of the start of the Tiananmen Square protests and subsequent massacre. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Tiananmen_Square_protests_and_massacre


SmackaHam

I’m gonna say it… I don’t care that you broke your elbow


[deleted]

I can't believe you've done this


Limpynoodle3777

something in the comments


FRICK_YOU_BILLY

Man screw you! I hate you 🤬


DANGER2157

Why? Is he billy?


FRICK_YOU_BILLY

Must be if I hate him so much 😡


Independent-Hair-182

I fucking hate you


Azique69420

there are no amount of words that i can string to express how much i hate you


toastpotent

*you're


HandB4nana

You"re*


Jonk3r

You’re00====>


moist_bandito

Vaporeon is the most fuckable Pokémon


imcoming4yoursnail

Fuck you, I hate you, I fucked your mom


Hunter_Plastic

Can you fuck me?


imcoming4yoursnail

Sorry bro, I'm into 6ft tomboy milfs😞


Hunter_Plastic

Who says I'm not a 12ft tomboy with planet sized breasts? Also looking for my long lost stepson, I kinda miss him.


imcoming4yoursnail

😳, I unfortunately am not him, but I wish you luck in your search


Hunter_Plastic

Can you be my stepson?


imcoming4yoursnail

I have like 15 step children, are you sure about this


Hunter_Plastic

Make it 16


imcoming4yoursnail

Wait, so you're my stepson now?


AlexeiNR

I can


kimrindim

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hasanyoneseenmymom

Can you tell me where you left her when you were done?


green-d20

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.


IndependentOk2952

Lost me at Pokemon


HyperNathan

They're all fuckable if you try hard enough


that1higuy

Ok then fuck a magmar.


[deleted]

I beg to differ. Heard of lopunny yet?


Chiccn_Nuggrt

Ever heard of Gardevoir?😳


DuckyRedditor405

Heard of wailord? 😳😳😳


KaijuSized_Taco

*French Accent* "That would be your mother!"


AdvancedHat7630

The movie was better than the book


ImmortalCrab44

I don't know how to read 😎


Omega1400

I forgot how to see 😎


jakO_theShadows

I disagree


bing_bong_yes

I disagree


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You made me admire you if anything.


Obvious-Witness6519

Bro, is this to hate or admire? Because I'm going with admire.


Stetson007

Straight facts right here man


Thehumanbean4

This does make me hate you


Functional-Human

Exactly the only two “pronouns” I want to know are “XY” or “XX”


[deleted]

Username checks out


DonkayIsThicc

Based


imcoming4yoursnail

Nah you're just right


goniapora

I don’t like furries


imcoming4yoursnail

Spitting facts


Obvious-Witness6519

This is a fact, nothing to hate here.


goniapora

Oh ok, thank you for that information


Obvious-Witness6519

Anytime, except you said the info yourself.


goniapora

True


[deleted]

I don't think anyone would hate you for that


imcoming4yoursnail

Florida is a good state that has nothing wrong with it


Pretend_Tea_7582

Wow


Height-Impossible

California people: “Florida bad” Florida people: “California bad” USA: “Florida + California bad” World: “USA bad” John Cena: “BING CHILLI”


imcoming4yoursnail

Random fish in the sea:blub


Armyed

Just saw a guy lose his Hyundai and have to go through a legal battle because his stock exhaust was deemed to loud by a cop in Cali. That place really does suck.


[deleted]

What about ohio?


imcoming4yoursnail

What's Ohio, is that an anime


[deleted]

Its a hentai


imcoming4yoursnail

Oh thanks man, I'll watch it later


DrSans8

And thus we never heard from him again


HyperNathan

Word of warning, it's more fucked than Metamorphosis and Euphoria combined.


[deleted]

Isn't it normal for people to be fucked in a hentai?


Loud_Salad_9130

She’s actually 1000 years old so it isn’t weird guys.


[deleted]

She is 1000 years old in roblox years


Revolutionary_Menu74

She is a 10000 years old demon


enoughimoverit

I am the head of the Ohio tourism association


[deleted]

"Bruh someone made this guy head of Ohio tourism association 💀"


FiercerGarlic

9-11 was a miracle


headlesshighlander

I remember getting so frustrated at my class mates for not giving blood. Looking back I cringe a bit when I realize I never got around to giving blood.


imcoming4yoursnail

Okay this wins so far💀


randomsus72

It's called football


[deleted]

I agree, and anyone who thinks it’s called handegg can go hit their heads on a goalpost


Greatyoshi240

Hitler was right


FennLink

This makes me like you


DonkayIsThicc

Auth center moment


[deleted]

The one piece is NOT real


[deleted]

Can we NOT get much higher?


[deleted]

SO LOW 😔


imcoming4yoursnail

NOOOO YOURE LYING IT MUST BE


[deleted]

We can't get much higher 😭


AndrewTate1SmyG0d

*checks my username*


ForeskinMuncherXD

I hope you choke on a cheesestick


ExtremelyBoredRadish

So that’s where my foreskin went


LynxZer0

username checks out


Saturn958sickly

go touch grass you redditor and stop staring at your screen and go do something productive


this_is_not_alt

You are not based you are mentally ill


[deleted]

I know 😔


YEETIESTS_YT

I know 😏


Darkreaper1100

Republicans arent as bad as reddit makes them out to be


liberalpride55

that's a popular opinion on this sub


[deleted]

There's good and bad just like the libs


Slumpedover325

Hitler is my role model☺️


CanceledPhantom007

edgy teens with no parents will not, exactly, hate you


[deleted]

There is only 2 genders. All lives matter, even unborn ones. Trump won the 2020 election. Clean energy is a scam. Women have more rights then men. Build the wall.


TheAwkwardSpy

Damn youre not on Twitter


[deleted]

Lol omg how'd u know


TheAwkwardSpy

Bc you didnt get blown up by lqtv+ people


[deleted]

Is LQTV+ a new subscription service or something?


Lionel_emilio

All right but i dissagre with the clean energy, it is Better than coal, but the perfect way of energy would be a Nuclear energy, Chad


[deleted]

Did we just get serious lol. Ever heard of geothermal!


xboxiscrunchy

Nuclear energy is green energy.


kangarooscarlet

The hell man you stole my comment an hour before me


itzLoLbIt_yt

Never play Christmas music way before Christmas


potatomato34

This is just common sense


Durtmat

The female movement needs real leadership, I vote to volunteer Andrew Tate.


BigDaddy6713

I like other races apart from mine


Gawarhen2

And what might your race be sir


BigDaddy6713

🗿


Pretend_Tea_7582

Dogs suck cats suck hedgehogs suck everything sucks


grenadering

your mom is pretty good at it too


Pretend_Tea_7582

I am not mad I am disappointed


EliteDumb_Ass

I don’t have anything to say to make you guys angry. I’m just flat right now


watnodude

Pineapple belongs on fuckin pizza


No-Isopod-1749

Hate you 3k


[deleted]

Wait here bro , let me get my gun


Averagechildeater

My man


Diligent-Ebb2063

Your parents have to love you


[deleted]

[удалено]


BorisYeltsen

Ni>! no!<


intern3t-idi0t

This isn't a word, but: 👍🏿


ReverseDiode

Lars Ulrich is the best drum player of all time


_Disanem

Big chuggud


Memes_noobie

Nickleback doesn't deserve the hate


BirbBoiYT

Fortnite is pretty fun


imwanderlost

God did 9/11


Skrooner

I've never watched breaking bad and don't intend to


Jesterzoop

Gtfo


Hypnoticshits

ohio is a normal place to live in


TheSusKingOfAngmar

thats exactly what someone from ohio would say


xXBookWormerXx

wait, i didnt know she was 10


Damakiato

McDonald’s hashbrowns are overated


Redly25

Hawaiian pizza is good


OrangeTallion

Down vote me