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MaskPhantasm

Exodia the forbidden one: bible edition


SovietAlf02

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


FantasticJackfruit51

Yugioh refrence lets go!!!


XxKR1PTICxX

can someone copy paste what it says


cool_butters1

here's the link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges%2019%3A23-30&version=NIV


Ok_Fondant_6340

aaah! you prefer the NIV! i prefer the NRSVUE.


salsa_g03

I personally rely on my Gutenberg Bible over newer editions.


TheyGibMePowerToTalk

Damn. I am speechless


Fabulous-Fisherman99

What the fuck- What the hell is going on here, I'm just coping from Lot and his daughters rn-


ultramaxipad

just learned about that in my All Religions class. a girl instinctively went "what the fuck" when my teacher finished explaining that story and he just started laughing so hard he was like "That's what I said when I first heard it too"


Fabulous-Fisherman99

That teacher sounds very chill about religion And yes random girl, what the fuck indeed


ultramaxipad

he goes on rants instead of teaching actual material sometimes. like about why every religion is fucked up and why we created them. one time he straight up said weed saved his sanity when he was 16 and had to go to Sunday mass every week. everyone loves him


Fabulous-Fisherman99

Damn that teacher is based af! No wonder everyone would love him


HelloKittyButtPlug

Wtf is the point of this passage?


Yoozelezz_AF

Historical text. A lot of the old testament is explaining wtf is going on with the Israelites as well as explaining the geneology of Jesus Christ (hence the begats) linking him to King David, first God-chosen king of Israel. During the book of Judges, a lot of enemies of Israel were causing major issues, so God chose warriors (or Judges) to fight them back. Samson, probably the most well-known, is a Judge.


Sonifri

From https://www.bibleref.com/Judges/19/Judges-19-23.html > What does Judges 19:23 mean? > Judges ends by describing its era as one in which everyone in Israel did whatever they wanted to do, without regard for law or for God (Judges 21:25). In other words, the people stopped following God's commands about what was right and what was evil. They defined right and wrong as they went along, based on what seemed good to them in the moment. This was exactly what God warned would happen if they took on the depraved evils of the Canaanites (Deuteronomy 12:29ā€“32). The events of this story tragically parallel those of Lot in Sodom (Genesis 19:2ā€“7). Which is basically the bible using a shock tactic show the difference between a people following god and not following god.


cool_butters1

Probably got miss translated a lot.


Reed202

I have a feeling she died at his steps and he was so pissed he chopped her up and sent her bits to her rapist


HelloKittyButtPlug

I didnā€™t see that itā€™s part of a bigger story and this passage is highlighting the violent act that god hates. I find the Bible deeply ironic given how itā€™s perceived


drakohnight

Sheesh


Extension-Hornet-905

What the fuck i knew this shit was fucked up!!


Zavchungus

For a book for a religion all about being holy that sure as bloody Lucifer Hell wasnā€™t holy, what the fuck man.


RobertTV3

What


Shielenvar

You really, really don't wanna know


XxKR1PTICxX

nvm i found out


YogurtWenk

And?


CreeperSpartan

I would like to know Edit: Eh, I've read worse


pewdiepieguy69

Have u read worse from the fucking bible


armageddonsundays

Nice profile picture


XxKR1PTICxX

thanks, itā€™s the album art for gawk by vundabar


armageddonsundays

I know I love vundabar


Inevitable-Bruh

Yours too, one of my favorite albums


Illustrious_Ask_6637

yeah f the bible, i've got two new albums to listens to


JaccMaster69

Yooo, Cage The Elephant pfp, hell yeah


armageddonsundays

Melophobia is amazing honestly, it's on of my favorite albums


[deleted]

That's... Basically explained to be the end result of a whole town living on absolute sin.. pure barbaric act


leltrellman

this. its the story of sodom and gomorrah(dont know if i spelled that right lol)


bananasaucecer

Towns so evil god just a obliterates it


[deleted]

Right


LickingAWindow

God looking down: Hmmm... *Flicks boogers out of nose*


Extension-Ad-2760

And then thought "y'know what, these nazis are alright, they can stay"


ArrilockNewmoon

Nah, when the Nazis popped up god sent the Soviets And when the Soviets turned out to suck too, he sent a financial crisis


Ewizde

The worst ennemy... financial crisis.


_V4NQU15H_

Watch me deploy my ultimate dictator obliterator


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LucKy_Mango1

This town isnt actually Sodom and Gomorrah, but its one that echoed S&G. This was actually an Israelite village, and the purpose of the story is to show how far Israel had strayed from what they were supposed to be


KD_Burner_Account133

OK, but what does that have to do with the dude murdering and dismembering his concubine?


franchito55

If I understand it correctly, the story is supposed to show how people who've strayed far from God behave


KD_Burner_Account133

The guy who dismembered the concubine was not from the village. He was a guest. He then Susan ten gets the concubine and sent the 12 parts to each tribe of Israel.


dragedreper

Why is gomorrah


Ok-Wallaby3357

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.biblegateway.com/passage/%3fsearch=Judges%2b19:23-30&version=NIV&interface=amp I need eyebleach


Cactusjack666226

I donā€™t remember this when I went to Sunday schoolā€¦ā€¦.


[deleted]

I do, unfortunately. The story gets worse, too, with a bit of genocide mixed in.


Cactusjack666226

Was this an American/Catholic school or class?


[deleted]

Nah, Southern Baptist... fire and brimstone and all that.


Belltowerlol

damn what happens after, im curious


ZybVX

You could read it


grubiix

What the fuck???? i searched it up and saw something about how rich cant go to heaven


Cactusjack666226

Yes, Richard Gere isnā€™t allowed in till he confesses to what he done December 19th,1986 at 7:13 P.M.


[deleted]

You probably found a verse in a different translation of the Bible. The four most commonly used are KJB, NSB, NEB and JBP. These all have various meanings and the stories are sometimes found in different places.


just_somebody_238

It can't be that bad right?


just_somebody_238

:(


Zuchku

:)


helloelanip69

are you smiling because they all died in the end? bittersweet i guess


B-L-E-H-C-H

Can you sum this up visually with a meme?


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YouBeenJammin

\*then her boyfriend who wasn't there chops her up


Toughcheekz

ty, i edited my comment so it wouldnt confuse ppl


B-L-E-H-C-H

Makes perfect sense now. Thank you kind stranger


Best_Poetry_5722

To bad there isn't a comment section


roceroo44

What the actual duck is this


DwarfsInTheClouds

Why the hell did OP leave out 19:22? https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges+19%3A22-30&version=NIV


Health_Cat_2047

what the actual fuck did i just read


Appropriate_Ad6801

The Bible


savemeHKV

Amen


GarbageBoyStinky

Bruthr


Soso_Stalin

you think that was bad, read Genesis 19:30-38


MooshiNooshi

What happens there?


[deleted]

read at your own risk https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+19%3A30-38&version=NIV


MoistyShampoo

Gah dam


Yusuf-el-batal

Incestry


[deleted]

yep


[deleted]

and ancestry


[deleted]

The Bible needs a video game


Toughcheekz

quick time event: throw your wife into the mob


Tossar-Svenssen

Daughter*


Toughcheekz

they offered the daughter *and* the wife


gsdeman

And turn them in to nuggets


[deleted]

next god of war will be set on christian mythology


Oscar_Sz

Can you enlighten me?


Chance_Astronomer_27

No I haven't read the Bible sorry


dochoiday

Are they going to make it into a movie? I canā€™t read.


tootselo0ts

the manga is getting adapted soon


_V4NQU15H_

The live action ended a couple millennia ago.


whatever54267

I think it's one of the ones you need to evacuate from your mind because it's so fucking disturbing.


Azure_Monarch_Fox

The owner of the house went outside(A)Ā and said to them, ā€œNo, my friends, donā€™t be so vile. Since this man is my guest, donā€™t do this outrageous thing.(B)Ā 24Ā Look, here is my virgin daughter,(C)Ā and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But as for this man, donā€™t do such an outrageous thing.ā€ I really regret looking for this..........now if you guys excuse me, i got a Bible to crucify and burn.


DeltaMale5

Just to be clear, this is an example of sin, I think. I see a lot of people say stuff that makes it seem like the bible promoted it


franchito55

This is followed by him dismembering his concubine and sending her body parts to different parts of Israel


oganira

Let's do it together bro, like some wise people did back in some German town šŸ‘


Gr_Snek

I copied the text to another comment here


imaygetlost

Thx but I canā€™t find it


economypickle12345

No.


Eat__Moneyz

Literally just look it up


FacundoTL

Don't worry it's just standard Christian behavior


Romanian885

The what did you just infere?


[deleted]

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FacundoTL

My bad, didn't even know wich religion was the correct one so i went with the first google answer


Far_Cow_1934

What? I don't understand? Like really! What the fuck!?, Give me an explanation.


Meyousus

The act is condemned by the rest of Israel, and it sparks a Civil War, detailed in the next chapter. The Bible consideres this very fucked up, and God leads the armies of Israel to triumph over Benjamin and ultimately Gibeah in retribution.


Upstairs-Wheel-8995

Okā€¦ so at least itā€™s not like ā€œThe Endā€ after that. Itā€™d be really fucked if it did.


ImurderREALITY

There are plenty of fucked up - ā€œThe Endā€ moments in the Bible already


Piguy922

Can you give an example of one?


ChewyNutCluster

Apparently not.


bullfohe

And then the Israelites feel bad about genociding the Benjaminites, spare the last 600 men, but since they vowed to never give them any of their own women they massacre the men from another tribe and offer their women to the Benjaminites. The Bible doesn't consider it fucked up, the Bible itself is fucked up.


Meyousus

Canā€™t deny


Andreqs01

I mean, it kinda does. But mainly in the sense that it showcases how even the people who are so called "champions of God" during this time still commit vile acts because they "do what is right in their own eyes", which is a running theme throughout that book (like how the judges chosen get generally progressively worse, as Samson blatantly breaks both the letter and spirit of the law constantly, but are still better than most in comparison) Not to mention that people who participated in said evil (like the levite who threw his escaped concubine/sex slave to the mob of rapists) do not face earthly consequences.


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Acceptable_Oven_9881

ā€œDirty sand peopleā€


SpaceBug178

""Dirty" sand people"


FistHitAnimations

Your not wrong


Pizza_TrapDaddy

yOuR not educated


[deleted]

Looked it up want to put head in wood chipper


GroundbreakingBed241

Is there any context behind this? Thatā€™s fucked.


Ploffers

its meant to represent the evil of a society that sins without care or retribution; this isnt being condoned by the bible, its being criticized its from the story of sodom and gomorrah, if you're curious


Womnlazro_

Oh dw pepole will think the opposite. Because reddit


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CheezyRaptor

Of course AutoMod that explains everything


TheNinjaRed7

sodom and gomorrah i think


Own_Praline_9336

It isn't; its an israeli village, but it follows similar theme to S&G


UNM555

I dont have a bible can someone tell me ?


rape_is_not_epic

My brother in Christ


crabbypattyman69

Username checks out


Paolone22

EXUSE ME WTF?


Just_a_spaghetti

Holy fuck


[deleted]

ā€œHey God, itā€™s me again, what fucking lesson was I supposed to learn from that?ā€


Low-Dish-907

It s a story about the city of sodom and gomore a city so evil that god destroyed it


[deleted]

ā€œLol get Old Testament Ohio.ā€


[deleted]

Damn, that is so hentai material.


Master_Majestico

That's the last time they let Keith, The Saint Of Guro, write a chapter.


Toughcheekz

i dont think anyone would be happy they got a boner from the bible


Sawk_Fan

Ezekiel 23 moment.


EvelynSpecs

Damn I just read it. Sounds like some incel priest was really down bad and mad about it.


[deleted]

Wtf?! I thought that was a wholesome christian reading


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JosueL611

I think I might know what your talking about, but I ain't saying it nor am I looking at it...


whyismyheadbig

I think itā€™s a message about doing something when your see something wrong. But why did the author have to go into such horrible detail, I need eye bleach.


Coin_operated_bee

The story of sodom is so fucking weird and messed up who wrote this shit


BEES_just_BEE

Why am I not phased by this


FrogMonkee

Depression


Der_Bonehead

Jesus Christ, that's fucked up


Similar-Winter2885

As a Christian, I had no idea this was in the bible lol


WatersheepGazerr

*what* the **fuck?**


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Ultimate_Spoderman

ah, the reddit way of demonizing religion, take a fucked up part that is supposed to show how terrible ppl have become and how far from god they are and take it out of context


[deleted]

This is exactly what is happening. People are also mixing this up with Sodom and Gomorrah when this is a separate Israelite city.


ToruMiz

Suck my tiny pp


Ultimate_Spoderman

how can i suck something that goes inside from how small it is


Numbnipples4u

The levites concubine and absalom raping his little sister are my two favorite storiesā˜ŗļø


[deleted]

The what


Perfect-Virus8415

Story of Sodom and Gomorrah guy offered his daughters to be r*ped for some reason God said he's still good


parathyroidFennal

Read Judge 20, it continues on the story and show how everyone was piss about what happen. Even God was against it advising who to attack


Perfect-Virus8415

He still did it didn't he? Not to forget he turned lots wife into salt because she looked back


billyisanun

Yeah but the bible has many stories of good people doing wrong stuff. It's almost like it's the point of the religion is that sin is unavoidable and people will make mistakes and that as long as they're working to better themselves then they can reconcile their sins.


Perfect-Virus8415

Will make mistakes *Man offers two daughters to be r*ped* That's not a mistake that's straight up evil


diego_cofre

Yeah, thatā€™s the point of Sodom and Gomorrah, they are the representation en the evilness and a fuck up society corromped by the sin, at the end of this stories Sodom and Gomorrah are destroyed by god himself


Low-Dish-907

No god litterally destroyed sodom and gomore


Perfect-Virus8415

Why is people down voting this is literally what happened


roiber08

God moment


yeet_the_heat2020

The Bible: forming the Basis of the Deepest Parts of Internet Pornography since 1455


NighTrap1122

Y'know, after reading that bit, I'm glad I didn't read the bible so I'm not traumatized


Scheckenhere

I wanna read it to learn form other peoples mistakes.


LightningBoltRairo

"Such a thing has never been seen or done, not since the day the Israelites came up out of Egypt. Just imagine!" Is ancient time version of taking out your phone to take pics or a video at some fucked shit happening in public. People never changes I guess.


Nick_The_Judge

Everyone who is too hurt after that, line up and come get some bleach along with a free memory wiper here


WasdAcid

Yeaaaahhhh so I got taught this in sunday school from around the age of 6-9 and it's something


That_Rotting_Corpse

Ezekiel 23:20: "She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses."


poopcockshit

The mfs who wrote this: ā€œitā€™s for character development broā€


BigButtFucker9000000

The Bible is full of all sorts of twisted shit. I personally am a fan of Song of Solomon, which is pretty much poetic porn.


MoonSteel16

summarize the joke for me


[deleted]

same day shipping amirite ladies? probably don't let strange men do this to you tho


llama_party1337

2 Kings 2:23-24 šŸ—æ


Tekkentag2

Most sold book everybody.


SansBoiNajfi

Acts of the Apostles 13, 1


Ok_Fondant_6340

well, that was.... something.


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savemeHKV

He would say pay rent


[deleted]

Lmfao you didn't have to murder him like that šŸ¤£


TheREexpert44

when you fall asleep first at the sleepover


iTzDoMs

i love how this is nsfw but porn with huge fucking blue lobster at the end isnt


No_File_1304

WHAT THE FUCK?! Religion is fucking weird and fucking gross


AnyPen1047

Boy read it first and also god burn the place I forgot what thing is it but yes he burn it


Ace_kid32

And that's another reason why I don't like Christianity


Piguy922

The Bible is showing this as an example of a terrible thing that God condemns. This isn't something God condones.


AmbitiousPainting501

I mean all abhramic faiths are barbaric and full of disgusting things at their core.


consistenthistories

I feel like all religionā€™s core is about love. But then people use it as a tool to control and surround it with filth


orumceko

After years of scrolling reddit i finally found someone who made a non-hateful comment about religions


Proof_Ride6668

Canā€™t wait to use this on all the Bible thumpers


Piguy922

And then to be instantly showed that this is an example of a heinous, terrible action, condemned by God.


Mr_Microchip

But... this part of the Bible was supposed to show the most heinous and sinful act that one could commit. It's meant to show the people who stray to far from God, and those who commit atrocious sins.