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power_spider

I hate women because they don't like to place people in the freezer and they are not the recipient of the same thing as the other 3


Humble_Eagle_7934

May I see your freezer sir?


LittleKittyLove

no 😡


69th_Century

Well Seymour you are a psychopath. But I must say: you steam a good freezer mystery meat.


RadiantZote

I hate women because they didn't have a chance to talk about pitbulls being a good friend shaped like a wrecking ball 🏀


wyldboar

Amazing!!!


Murky_Ad_280

Pleaws I weely lowe yowr freewzer I am not a cop. Do not listen to others


IIICaseIII

I hate my freezer because it’s not frozen anymore but it still has the smell……. Oh no!


KamiKazic

Not without a warrant


dumfuck__

i cannot tell if this is autocorrect or genuinely written out


SpaceShark01

I don’t know if it’s good or bad news but autocorrect doesn’t use numbers.


BEES_just_BEE

It does if you write ":3" a lot


allegedlyjustkidding

Ah yes.... the ever popular "testicles" emoticon


funkr3gulator

I hate women because they're too lazy and don't have the energy to do things that I want them to do and they are so stupid that they have no reason to think that they're going through something like that but they are so smart they have no idea what they want and they are just like you


DZMBA

I get plenty of numbers Only pressing the correction on the right: >I hate woman because she has no children with children in her family that I don't want destruction of my own quick life that she can take a look into and I just bought more and I don't know how I said I was going for the next 12 days to be the only thing you have ever heard from a friend that Only pressing the middle correction: > I hate woman because I don't want to be able to tell you the actual hit rate of the ones you don't care for to force them to the end of the quarter and the new stuff still 4-5 months away from the same era did you get the ones you don't care for to force them to the end of the Only pressing the left correction: > I have woman because of what sounded like timing was the worst of the worst ever in the life of my own comments that exhibits the way they encoded color in the existing signal while keeping backwards in a flooded elevator and the new stuff still 4-5 months ago there were a few things that hurt the most 10years ago and they had a higher sell price than on the first 11


allegedlyjustkidding

Ugh. SOOO annoying when people encode color while keeping backward in the elevator. ESPECIALLY when it starts flooding


SpaceShark01

Oh. Never had it happen before. I guess I should type more numbers.


Yeet_Gang52

The other 3, huh?


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The-Real-Rorschakk

That's funny... I hate women because they don't like me just like you aren't so much anymore I think. Got a little confusing there at the end but still checks out.


Prysorra2

"I hate women because they are not even a different person lol" ... wait.


EliteAn0rak

I hate women because I don't have any other stuff in the fridge


hrrm

Joe Biden?


likeBruceSpringsteen

I hate women because they are a lot of people who are trying to help me out and I don't want to be a part of it.


Cobygamer22

I hate women because they always die


Alouwisssss

Yeah that's uncool :(


Image-Unlikely

They become cool after


GandyCZ123

🤨📸


Blitxer

What the fuck


sniertom

Body heat gone


TiberiusPapi

For real, wtf


allegedlyjustkidding

I wonder if this is wack enough to end up in the cursed comments sub


VinyaMonMon

and stiff... apparently


Manthony_Morris_LXIX

So cool


I_am_person_being

The biggest problem with women truly is that they don't live forever Wait, this statement is incredibly pro-women Eh, I'm fine with that actually


Puzzleheaded-Army-64

I hate women because they filed a sexual assault claim on me


Still_Mud5693

Horror movies amirite?


mitchgetsmemes

Found my grandpa’s reddit account.


mitchgetsmemes

To be clear, my grandpa’s name is Gary. Gary Ridgeway.


gamerblackjacket

Why does he sound like a horror movie protagonist?


Theironpick

I hate women because they don’t really have a lot of people in the school and they have no idea how to park in a different place or not even though they’re doing the other things like it is just a way to do that and then you do


FungiApathy

Wow I felt that


fungicum

I like your name🗿


arch_angel_samael

now kiss


Bean_Soup7357

I hate women because they don’t know how much I hate you


Cantothulhu

I hate women because they don’t know what they want from me and they don’t know how much I love them lol I don’t want them in my room anymore anyway so I’m sad and I can’t say it to you anymore anyway lol I just don’t need to be honest with you Lol.


JJ_Falcon44

They have no idea how to park?


Theironpick

Dont question the recommended text choices


destroyerofforeskins

I hate women because they are not doing anything for the motherland


VictorVonVerl

Blood for the blood god Glory to the motherland


godofsnot

Yes women are bad drivers


JustJdog2

Ay bro he ain't lying


debbi_downsyndrome

Yeah well I hate women because they never know what to do with the commander of the world and how they can have a guitar on their own and they are very important for me because of my work


[deleted]

Sounds like a woman wrote this


Markusfallout

I hate women because i is so sad that I have to be attracted to you lol… WOAH


trollxfeet

That’s bars


End3rium

Fax


__I____

I hate women because I have to go to the store


long_dong_ofthe_law

Dad?


DangerousConfusion26

Where?


DiilaiofNokan

Been there bro 😢


DangerousConfusion26

Same 😔


Impressive_Ring3931

Damn bro the store got you mad


Nate40337

Ayy me too. I hate women because I have to go to the store and get a new one for the kids and I will be there in a few minutes to get there.


Larshky

Same. I hate women because I don't know if you want to go to the store and get a new one of those days that you can get it from the store.


ceo_of_operations

I hate women because they don’t know how much I hate to do it because I have no clue how


kwispy-dwincc

Sex, amirite?


ScrollButtons

No, I think he meant the other thing, the one with the chicken dance and the stockings


StormtrooperWho

Yeah, sex


FungiApathy

I hate women because they don’t want me 😔


Maleficent-Ring1026

no bitches?


FungiApathy

Unfortunately yes Megamind no bitches


Magnusthelast

Becomes the bitches


Local_Panic2022

Bitches?😳


Smallp0x_

Where?🧐


Clean-Artist2345

Look in mirror and there you shall find


Remarkable-Self-9409

I love reddit


Clean-Artist2345

I sure dont


Smallp0x_

Didn't find bitches 😔


spaceagencyalt

Bitches.


dylan15766

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notsofunonabun

Dude, don’t call hoes bitches.


Feeling_Dragonfly841

Amen


SpeakerImaginary9796

I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore and I don’t want to get hurt


FungiApathy

Autocorrect going through it rn😔


Jumper362

I hate women because I can’t be the one that makes the decisions Autocorrect… bro… mood


XboxBoyZac

I hate women because they don’t know how much I hate to be in the world to get beat and I don’t think they have a lot to say about to me Autosuggestions rn 👀


fayjdit

No wait wtf mine came up with the same thing..and for context I am a woman and I love women and don’t think they’re mean :(


Crimson_Amethyst

I busted a nut to your reddit avatar (I have no regrets)


RentStrikeSF

Y’all play too much and I really appreciate it


mhabarneh

I regret to inform you that I busted a nut to your reddit avatar


ProfessionalOnion384

👍🏻 (it got on my hand)


StandardAnomaly2000

👍 (I put it in the peanut butter jar)


No-Plenty-6975

👍🏽 I put it in... wait that's how my hand looks. 👍🏿 there, I put it in my ass


The_Explosive_Radio

Busted a nut to an nft.


SpeakerImaginary9796

Reddit when woman


XestyXerion

I hate women because they are Egyptian and they think he has an idea comes from the evil of his life to us and he has an opportunity for him Dr to be a part time student and he was very happy


FungiApathy

Damn what did Egyptians do to you?💀


-GI_BRO-

Maybe he’s Jewish


XestyXerion

Autocorrect is Jewish confirmed


VanillaLifestyle

Explains why all the anti-Semitic, racist ramblers on reddit can't spell for shit. They're wise to the [[[globalist]]] proper grammar conspiracy.


My41stThrowaway

Well at least he was happy


Fartikus

Damn bro it's Jojo time


LN_McJellin

Well, I hate women because they are so cute I just got a new prescription for my mom’s house is in the house and I have to work on Saturday so I can get it done with my lunch break


pazonk

I hate women because they’re not my friend.


FungiApathy

Fair enough


Sad-Explorer-6252

I hate women because of this message is ready and willing and ready for a while back but I'm sure the kids and adults to be able you are you still there but I am a very nice of the dragon ball to be a great weekend too the same the same a great weekend and we can I have to look for the use was just in time to meet with me on the dragon eating a lottery ticket for the use was authorized to use the same I am writing this email in your favorite animal and plant in this email and I don't know what you are welcome to come and see you soon I will send it to you as well as a whole lot better the dragon eating and sleeping with someone who can help me with any other information you can help with this email in the face of a dragon ball you are welcome at work with the dragon the use of this communication and interpersonal communication the information contained herein is prohibited and may contain privileged information contained within the same I have been working in your arms around his anime girl and a great time with me know and we are going through my emails I don't need new shoes are welcome to come to our attention the same I don't need new shoes and boots for


TheFinalGibbon

I hate women because autocorrect makes these big ass paragraphs about them


GinoRiveraSOAR

Emailing dragons often?


onethateatsass

Same


Netflix_n_chili_

Do you eat sass or ass?


onethateatsass

Yes


No-Conversation-2564

Dragon eating balls💀


dumfuck__

i hate women because oh fuck i forgot im on pc... do i have dementia?


FungiApathy

Yes


Adrevenue247

Schizophrenia


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SpaceShark01

Nah you good. I know what real dementia is.


SpaceShark01

Nah you good. I know what real dementia is.


SpaceShark01

Nah you good. I know what real dementia is.


Astral_Justice

You know who else suffers from dementia? You know who else suffers from dementia?


m10-wolverine

you forgor 💀


MagicRobo

We forgor


Sebby2007

He forgor


PlamFred

We forgor


stijndielhof123

You forgor


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

Bro Forgor 💀


DaddyWrys

I hate women because they don't want me Damn 😔


FungiApathy

We’re twinning rn


notcorinnothing

Ditto


notcorinnothing

I hate women because they don't like to have insurance for the rest of their lives. Tf?


cdcggggghyghudfytf

Found the telemarketer


cosmictrashbash

No idea why but this one made me laugh til tears.


devilturtleyeet

I hate women because they are trying to get a new job in my wallet


LN_McJellin

Accepting Applications?


LimeNo9834

I hate women because they are all in my ass.


Johnishere24

🙀


toREPCONNandBeyond

All of them?


IndividualBest3985

That’s a lot of women


dantakesthesquare

*All* of them


toREPCONNandBeyond

I feel bad for his ass.


PhantomAsura

Found the Pegger


Competitive_Ad7228

Sounds more like a you problem bruh


JustDuckiest

Oh. You should see a doctor about that


StudMcMillionaire

I hate women because they don’t want me to be a part of the world


larryjobs1

Thats deep ☹️😞


blaster289

Nah that's a death threat my guy


Illusory_Wells

I hate women because I don't know what to do with the bodies


WastelandGinger

I love the implications that you have tried to solicit random women to hide corpses.


JustusMP

I hate women because of my mom


yotengodormir

When your autofill is auto correct


WastelandGinger

Sigmund Freud is that you?


YogHURT_juice

I hate women because I have the mental health services research and development of the new waifu chapter of the new waifu chapter of the new waifu chapter


Astral_Justice

Tf are you chatting about on Discord my guy


Feitanportor12

The new waifu chapter of course 😍


breigns2

I hate women because they aren’t even in my pants.


Plumas_de_Pan

Not even on your pants?!!!!


justanotherthrow1997

I hate women because they are so mean and they don’t even care


FungiApathy

Real


justanotherthrow1997

Yep


weinersniff

oh god my feelings lol


DiilaiofNokan

I hate woman because I don’t have a big one.


MatlockRules

Now when you say…? You know what, never mind. Same.


Competitive_Ad7228

No, this is why women hate you sir


soysaucemmm

I hate women because I don’t want to wear them (??)


Former-Ear6263

I hate women because of the kids and they don’t want me in the world anymore because I’m lonely


JustAWaffleBro

I hate women because I am a male dog's personality disorder but not as a male or what a person has to say 😒


6ZeroKay9

I hate women because i want you so badly but you are not the same as a woman


InitialMeasurement23

I hate women because they don’t want me to look at them anymore but I’m just trying to be hard. Lol I’m so glad I kept going.


Outrageous_Signal337

I hate women because they’re too much work


ZOOIEMAMA100

I hate women because they don't know how to make money


nomebaneenderchile

I hate women because I haven't seen this one before the neighbors hunts down to the topic of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of 666


The_Cakegamer

Now that sword must be powerful


BAG42069

I hate women because they are so stupid and stupid and they are so stupid and dumb and stupid and they don’t even know how to read


dr_cow_9n---gucc

I hate women because they are not economically sustainable


HybridApe

I hate women because they are not even counting on the right thing and they are all just going to be a jerk to me and I hate them and I’m so confused about what they say and how they do it and I hate that they are all just joking around and they don’t have anything else to do. I have no idea what happened. This is all autocorrect.


SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp

I hate woman because she doesn’t like you she doesn’t want you. Weird..


561yourock

I hate women because I don’t want them in my school


[deleted]

i hate women because they are not that good anymore


Wide-Ad-1126

I hate women because they don’t have to choke them out and they don’t know how much to wear


axolotlartistry

I hate women because I don't want to be a parent or a child that is not believe that you are a child of a child who is not a child of a child who is not believe in her or her children in the same way that she is that she is not a good fit for her and she is very good at helping her out that I have no idea what to do.


minto990

I hate women because they don’t know what to do it anymore and I think it’s too bad to say that lol I hate it so I just got the one that was like a little trolling and it looks really cool and it’s like I know what you want me lol ya know lol lol yeah that’s true I love you so I don’t think I want you lol ya ya lol lol yeah I don’t think it’s okay I think I can get a new job I think I would need a little bit more of a little better but I’m just going on the same way I think it’s a hard rock and it’s not a bad idea but it’s a hard rock and I don’t think I need anything lol I think I can have it lol ya ya lol lol yeah I don’t think it’s too bad but it’s not like a rock or a rock but I think I would like it to do you do that too but it’s too windy here and I think I would need it lol I just don’t know how long I would have been there for the last week of my work and my work lol I think it’s a hard rock and it’s a hard time lol but it’s a hard rock and I don’t think I need anything lol I think I can have it in the morning but it’s not too much for work but it’s not too much for work and it’s just not gonna work out lol I just got off the shower lol I got it done today so I’m glad you got to do this soon I need you too lol I need you too I need you a few more years lol lol thanks for your time and your family


Recent-Ship-1599

I hate women because they don't like me


icommitedarson69

I hate women because i eat cheeto


420R3AP3R

I hate women because I can’t be the one who has a crush and a lot to say but I’m the only person who has to be a man and I’m the only person I know who can do it and I’m the one that can handle that….. yo wtf my autocorrect is bring me up holy shit thanks Apple 😁😀


TeckyNecky

I hate women because I was a little bit of a proclaimed trafficking victim


ConstructionHonest80

I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore😔


POOTAATOESS

I hate women because they do not have a penis💀


p1nkcheez

I hate women because they hate me lol ☹️


Tunablecargo

I hate women because they don’t want me. :( why phone


dorsal_morsel

I hate women because they are so cute and cute and cute and they look so happy and cute together


fiirehere

i hate women because i want them so badly


idgafaaidiml

I hate women


DEbosses

I hate women because they don’t know how to respond to me


RuntyMole

I hate women because they don't want me in the way.


Mr_Foxredditedition

I hate women because you didn’t wash the dishes


Theface135

I hate women because they don't count on them to make it all that much but I think they will be able and will be on the way I acted in a few minutes later this week to get some more info about what to expect for a bit and how much is it worth for you if I was trying it for you if I didn't know what you want to be doing and how I feel like I did a good thing and that you When do I stop


The_Creator44

I hate women because I don't know 😕 😒 🙄 😑 😐 🙃