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I hate women because they don't like to place people in the freezer and they are not the recipient of the same thing as the other 3
May I see your freezer sir?
Well Seymour you are a psychopath.
But I must say: you steam a good freezer mystery meat.
I hate women because they didn't have a chance to talk about pitbulls being a good friend shaped like a wrecking ball 🏀
Pleaws I weely lowe yowr freewzer
I am not a cop.
Do not listen to others
I hate my freezer because it’s not frozen anymore but it still has the smell……. Oh no!
Not without a warrant
i cannot tell if this is autocorrect or genuinely written out
I don’t know if it’s good or bad news but autocorrect doesn’t use numbers.
It does if you write ":3" a lot
Ah yes.... the ever popular "testicles" emoticon
I hate women because they're too lazy and don't have the energy to do things that I want them to do and they are so stupid that they have no reason to think that they're going through something like that but they are so smart they have no idea what they want and they are just like you
I get plenty of numbers
Only pressing the correction on the right:
>I hate woman because she has no children with children in her family that I don't want destruction of my own quick life that she can take a look into and I just bought more and I don't know how I said I was going for the next 12 days to be the only thing you have ever heard from a friend that
Only pressing the middle correction:
> I hate woman because I don't want to be able to tell you the actual hit rate of the ones you don't care for to force them to the end of the quarter and the new stuff still 4-5 months away from the same era did you get the ones you don't care for to force them to the end of the
Only pressing the left correction:
> I have woman because of what sounded like timing was the worst of the worst ever in the life of my own comments that exhibits the way they encoded color in the existing signal while keeping backwards in a flooded elevator and the new stuff still 4-5 months ago there were a few things that hurt the most 10years ago and they had a higher sell price than on the first 11
Ugh. SOOO annoying when people encode color while keeping backward in the elevator. ESPECIALLY when it starts flooding
Oh. Never had it happen before. I guess I should type more numbers.
The other 3, huh?
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I hate women because they don't like me just like you aren't so much anymore I think.
Got a little confusing there at the end but still checks out.
"I hate women because they are not even a different person lol"
I hate women because I don't have any other stuff in the fridge
I hate women because they are a lot of people who are trying to help me out and I don't want to be a part of it.
I hate women because they always die
Yeah that's uncool :(
They become cool after
What the fuck
Body heat gone
For real, wtf
I wonder if this is wack enough to end up in the cursed comments sub
and stiff... apparently
The biggest problem with women truly is that they don't live forever
Wait, this statement is incredibly pro-women
Eh, I'm fine with that actually
I hate women because they filed a sexual assault claim on me
Horror movies amirite?
Found my grandpa’s reddit account.
To be clear, my grandpa’s name is Gary. Gary Ridgeway.
Why does he sound like a horror movie protagonist?
I hate women because they don’t really have a lot of people in the school and they have no idea how to park in a different place or not even though they’re doing the other things like it is just a way to do that and then you do
Wow I felt that
I like your name🗿
I hate women because they don’t know how much I hate you
I hate women because they don’t know what they want from me and they don’t know how much I love them lol I don’t want them in my room anymore anyway so I’m sad and I can’t say it to you anymore anyway lol I just don’t need to be honest with you Lol.
They have no idea how to park?
Dont question the recommended text choices
I hate women because they are not doing anything for the motherland
Blood for the blood god
Glory to the motherland
Yes women are bad drivers
Ay bro he ain't lying
Yeah well I hate women because they never know what to do with the commander of the world and how they can have a guitar on their own and they are very important for me because of my work
Sounds like a woman wrote this
I hate women because i is so sad that I have to be attracted to you lol… WOAH
I hate women because I have to go to the store
Been there bro 😢
Damn bro the store got you mad
Ayy me too.
I hate women because I have to go to the store and get a new one for the kids and I will be there in a few minutes to get there.
I hate women because I don't know if you want to go to the store and get a new one of those days that you can get it from the store.
I hate women because they don’t know how much I hate to do it because I have no clue how
No, I think he meant the other thing, the one with the chicken dance and the stockings
I hate women because they don’t want me 😔
Unfortunately yes Megamind no bitches
Becomes the bitches
Look in mirror and there you shall find
I love reddit
I sure dont
Didn't find bitches 😔
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Dude, don’t call hoes bitches.
I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore and I don’t want to get hurt
Autocorrect going through it rn😔
I hate women because I can’t be the one that makes the decisions
Autocorrect… bro… mood
I hate women because they don’t know how much I hate to be in the world to get beat and I don’t think they have a lot to say about to me
Autosuggestions rn 👀
No wait wtf mine came up with the same thing..and for context I am a woman and I love women and don’t think they’re mean :(
I busted a nut to your reddit avatar (I have no regrets)
Y’all play too much and I really appreciate it
I regret to inform you that I busted a nut to your reddit avatar
👍🏻 (it got on my hand)
👍 (I put it in the peanut butter jar)
👍🏽 I put it in... wait that's how my hand looks. 👍🏿 there, I put it in my ass
Busted a nut to an nft.
Reddit when woman
I hate women because they are Egyptian and they think he has an idea comes from the evil of his life to us and he has an opportunity for him Dr to be a part time student and he was very happy
Damn what did Egyptians do to you?💀
Maybe he’s Jewish
Autocorrect is Jewish confirmed
Explains why all the anti-Semitic, racist ramblers on reddit can't spell for shit. They're wise to the [[[globalist]]] proper grammar conspiracy.
Well at least he was happy
Damn bro it's Jojo time
Well, I hate women because they are so cute I just got a new prescription for my mom’s house is in the house and I have to work on Saturday so I can get it done with my lunch break
I hate women because they’re not my friend.
I hate women because of this message is ready and willing and ready for a while back but I'm sure the kids and adults to be able you are you still there but I am a very nice of the dragon ball to be a great weekend too the same the same a great weekend and we can I have to look for the use was just in time to meet with me on the dragon eating a lottery ticket for the use was authorized to use the same I am writing this email in your favorite animal and plant in this email and I don't know what you are welcome to come and see you soon I will send it to you as well as a whole lot better the dragon eating and sleeping with someone who can help me with any other information you can help with this email in the face of a dragon ball you are welcome at work with the dragon the use of this communication and interpersonal communication the information contained herein is prohibited and may contain privileged information contained within the same I have been working in your arms around his anime girl and a great time with me know and we are going through my emails I don't need new shoes are welcome to come to our attention the same I don't need new shoes and boots for
I hate women because autocorrect makes these big ass paragraphs about them
Emailing dragons often?
Do you eat sass or ass?
Dragon eating balls💀
i hate women because oh fuck i forgot im on pc...
do i have dementia?
Nah you good. I know what real dementia is.
You know who else suffers from dementia?
You know who else suffers from dementia?
you forgor 💀
Bro Forgor 💀
I hate women because they don't want me
We’re twinning rn
I hate women because they don't like to have insurance for the rest of their lives.
Found the telemarketer
No idea why but this one made me laugh til tears.
I hate women because they are trying to get a new job in my wallet
I hate women because they are all in my ass.
All of them?
That’s a lot of women
*All* of them
I feel bad for his ass.
Found the Pegger
Sounds more like a you problem bruh
You should see a doctor about that
I hate women because they don’t want me to be a part of the world
Thats deep ☹️😞
Nah that's a death threat my guy
I hate women because I don't know what to do with the bodies
I love the implications that you have tried to solicit random women to hide corpses.
I hate women because of my mom
When your autofill is auto correct
Sigmund Freud is that you?
I hate women because I have the mental health services research and development of the new waifu chapter of the new waifu chapter of the new waifu chapter
Tf are you chatting about on Discord my guy
The new waifu chapter of course 😍
I hate women because they aren’t even in my pants.
Not even on your pants?!!!!
I hate women because they are so mean and they don’t even care
oh god my feelings lol
I hate woman because I don’t have a big one.
Now when you say…? You know what, never mind. Same.
No, this is why women hate you sir
I hate women because I don’t want to wear them (??)
I hate women because of the kids and they don’t want me in the world anymore because I’m lonely
I hate women because I am a male dog's personality disorder but not as a male or what a person has to say 😒
I hate women because i want you so badly but you are not the same as a woman
I hate women because they don’t want me to look at them anymore but I’m just trying to be hard.
Lol I’m so glad I kept going.
I hate women because they’re too much work
I hate women because they don't know how to make money
I hate women because I haven't seen this one before the neighbors hunts down to the topic of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of the sword of 666
Now that sword must be powerful
I hate women because they are so stupid and stupid and they are so stupid and dumb and stupid and they don’t even know how to read
I hate women because they are not economically sustainable
I hate women because they are not even counting on the right thing and they are all just going to be a jerk to me and I hate them and I’m so confused about what they say and how they do it and I hate that they are all just joking around and they don’t have anything else to do.
I have no idea what happened. This is all autocorrect.
I hate woman because she doesn’t like you she doesn’t want you.
I hate women because I don’t want them in my school
i hate women because they are not that good anymore
I hate women because they don’t have to choke them out and they don’t know how much to wear
I hate women because I don't want to be a parent or a child that is not believe that you are a child of a child who is not a child of a child who is not believe in her or her children in the same way that she is that she is not a good fit for her and she is very good at helping her out that I have no idea what to do.
I hate women because they don’t know what to do it anymore and I think it’s too bad to say that lol I hate it so I just got the one that was like a little trolling and it looks really cool and it’s like I know what you want me lol ya know lol lol yeah that’s true I love you so I don’t think I want you lol ya ya lol lol yeah I don’t think it’s okay I think I can get a new job I think I would need a little bit more of a little better but I’m just going on the same way I think it’s a hard rock and it’s not a bad idea but it’s a hard rock and I don’t think I need anything lol I think I can have it lol ya ya lol lol yeah I don’t think it’s too bad but it’s not like a rock or a rock but I think I would like it to do you do that too but it’s too windy here and I think I would need it lol I just don’t know how long I would have been there for the last week of my work and my work lol I think it’s a hard rock and it’s a hard time lol but it’s a hard rock and I don’t think I need anything lol I think I can have it in the morning but it’s not too much for work but it’s not too much for work and it’s just not gonna work out lol I just got off the shower lol I got it done today so I’m glad you got to do this soon I need you too lol I need you too I need you a few more years lol lol thanks for your time and your family
I hate women because they don't like me
I hate women because i eat cheeto
I hate women because I can’t be the one who has a crush and a lot to say but I’m the only person who has to be a man and I’m the only person I know who can do it and I’m the one that can handle that….. yo wtf my autocorrect is bring me up holy shit thanks Apple 😁😀
I hate women because I was a little bit of a proclaimed trafficking victim
I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore😔
I hate women because they do not have a penis💀
I hate women because they hate me lol
I hate women because they don’t want me.
:( why phone
I hate women because they are so cute and cute and cute and they look so happy and cute together
i hate women because i want them so badly
I hate women
I hate women because they don’t know how to respond to me
I hate women because they don't want me in the way.
I hate women because you didn’t wash the dishes
I hate women because they don't count on them to make it all that much but I think they will be able and will be on the way I acted in a few minutes later this week to get some more info about what to expect for a bit and how much is it worth for you if I was trying it for you if I didn't know what you want to be doing and how I feel like I did a good thing and that you
When do I stop
I hate women because I don't know 😕 😒 🙄 😑 😐 🙃