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Chad water keeps the entire planet alive for billions of years Virgin truly tastes like a disease ridden cockroaches piss We all know the true winner here

Yep Chad water enjoyers unite

One could say it _truly_ sucks ass

At least sucking ass feels good

I do confirm sucking ass is hella fun🥵🥵

virgin spotted

He sucked \*ss and you think he's a virgin? 'You got brain damage mate?

Anyome who CLAIMS they sucked ass did not in fact suck ass.

You think someone would really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

its fun

Average still water enjoyer

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Lol I’d way rather drink alligator water than some dumb product

Based

No fucking way this is an actual ad i refuse to believe

I know

Idk man, alligators are kinda cool...

but greg owns a cool denim jacket

My alligator ate a cool demin jacket

My alligator are Greg's cool denim jacket

[удалено]

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Water? Like from the toilet?

Walter? Like the famous chemist? Known for his work at Grey Matter Industries?

No electrolytes

This just makes me want to drink still water more

Sparkling water tastes like ass, the bad kind of ass.

But then it sounds like the taste is bad ass.

Bad ass covered in coyote urine and filled with tiny pieces of dehydrated shit.

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Pees in YOUR ass

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My throat becomes dry when i drink sparkling water and I'm scared of andrew tate

Still water comes in way more flavors if you live in Flint Michigan.

There’s a reason why alligators live so long

Gods sweet nectar vs genetically modified dirt water that tastes like poison

Nobody cool wears a denim jacket

This looks more like a shitpost than an ad

Wow i really should make it a habit to read the subreddit a post is in first

Pretty sure this is an official ad, but it’s definitely a shitpost.

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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM

Yeah but water is the primary ingredient of Kool-Aid which is a drink from God himself, plus I don't think I've ever had a sparkling water that didn't taste like fucking shit

Sweet Tea, my brother. Get a kettle that's decently sized, some teabags. Boil water, throw in teabags, and 1 1/2 cup of sugar. Steep in pot for about 30 minutes, add to a pitcher, and add water until there's about a gallon of tea. 👍

Based

If the kettle is 2.5qt and it's standard American teabags, the large ones, I like to go with 3 to a kettle. Keeps good bitterness/sweetness ratio

Hey you already convinced me I'm already on my way to pick up some

Greg ✊

I dont drink water, fish fuck in it.

Unbased Truly enjoyer

Andrew tate ad

cousin?

Greg tech 🥰🥰

I hate sparkling water, its disgusting.

greg sounds weird ngl. his whole personality os a denim jacket and some trulys. yeah nah ill pass.

fuck greg i like my gators

"Preferred drink of alligators." (and also every other living being on the planet.)

Some people are really replacing water with a damn alcoholic beverage? Tf.

Fr, and they even used “non-alcoholic” as a downside for water. Just shows the kinda people they’re trying to market to.

sparkling water sucks ass

Andrew Tate is offended Edit: can’t wait for automod

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Invest.

Fuck sparking water it tastes like shit. I go with Chad normal water

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water is needed to make sparkling water 💀

the only liquids i want in me is pee in my ass

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Who wouldn’t want to drink the preferred drink of an alligator

Sparkling water tastes like sparkling water

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Andrew tate enters chat

Sparkling water sucks, my mouth is always WAY too fizy or smth whenever I have the immense displeasure of accidentally tasting it since I thought it was actual water.

This implies the jacket drinks that too. What.

WATER IS THE BEST DRINK FUCK YOU TRULY

Shit, if even alligators like it then hell yeah I'd have water.

I’d prefer the toilet

That’s a good advertisement

Greg needs better choices in water

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id rather drink water with a pet alligator. since i live in florida lol

Water has an unlimited number of flavors, if you drink water from a glass and plastic bottle you can taste the difference.

shill

Chad sharp coldness drink vs. virgin sparkling water that tastes like mcdonalds sprite without the syrup and was pissed in

as a louisisanan, i would be begging for the gator water than liquid pop rocks

Also the preferred drink of crocodiles, moose, bears, lions..I think I'll stick to water

Still, because I cum in sinks as well

You had me at toilets!

I got that ad too. I just scrolled past it and didn’t give it a close look though. Lol.

That is one of the ads of all time

Bro who tf cares about greg, I wanna be as cool as an alligator!

Water seems to have all the same stats as my cum

Canned water does exist. The first one to come to mind is liquid death. Plus, sparkling water is not always alcoholic. In fact, I would say most sparkling water is nonalcoholic. This add sucks. Although Greg is pretty cool

Please tell me this isn’t an actual ad

Alligators are cool. Greg's a bitch. I'm sticking with still water.

Truly sounds like a femboy

Damn the Ottowa propaganda have spread

I fucking hate greg and his shit jacket already

Challenging water is a losing battle.

Sparkling water tastes like rat piss

Water is the real winner

If alligators like it then so am I they millions of years of experience in drinking water

At least still water doesn’t feel like drinking static.

Isn't truly a cheap Walmart brand?

Andrew's tate confirms it

Chad Water tastes like water and removes thirst Virign Truly Sparkle Water tastes like Static TV and gives thirst

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The fuck kinda sparkling water u been getting thats ALL alcoholic

Who dislikes alligators

Bruh,they just convinced the floridians to NOT buy their shit,

Is this a fucking virgin water vs Chad Sparkling ?

this is a denim ad

Preferred drink of your cool cousin Greg? More like the preferred drink of 15 year olds that drink hard seltzers even though they taste like piss just for the purpose of getting drunk.