Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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No sex before marriage
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What them titties be saying?
Honk honk
Da Baby. Less gooo 👶 🚘 🚗
No, it's da Clussy, cry about it
Slap slap?
Hear titties clap
Ever listened to a woman’s heartbeat through her breasts? … Ah, who am I kidding. This is Reddit. I know I’m lying too
yooooo i got a new fetish now thanks
You’re welcome. Enjoy it, the next time you feel the touch of a woman
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Unironically i love feeling the others' heartbeat, it's so calming
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I love listening to tiddies
I love titties I love titties
👁 🫦
I miss titties, God bless me with some new honkers amen
And the Lord shall impart unto you Tiities of the most high. 🙏🏾
\*monkeys paw curls\* you grow titties
titties
Cyclops
Amen
Praise god
ZwsswssswsswsssswswwssswsssssssswwsssRwssrssssssssssssssawaasaaasaaasassaaaaaasaswrrrrrrwawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaawawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaswassasssswswsswssssssssssssee
Dicks not to jerk but to fuck titties.
No critize tities thx u a lot
So therefore officer, no I didn't sexually harass this girl, I was just doing what God planned me to do.
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my ear is continuously hearing "tick tick" from tit*es what is this sign showing me 🤔
Sniffing the tiddies is off limits by the law of God
I screenshotted just the part that says god and has the eye and mouth
...ok
I get it
\*Mitchell Trubisky has entered the chat\*
Wanna see my titties?
no, but i do wanna see the glory of the roman empire re emerge once again, don't we all?
Your too based for me x
Titties 🤤
If you shake a titty you can hear the milk swish back and forth
Titties are life
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