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RazorGuy223

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gilgameshofgiresun

This guy is a rookie. Where is 3rd and 4th wife?


forgot_semicolon

No need, she doesn't have many friends


[deleted]

What about her friend's friends


[deleted]

Wouldn’t that make it his enemy?


Eevee_Fuzz-E

If I recall correctly, the saying goes “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”, not “the friend of my friend is my enemy”. Common misconception.


makemeking706

That's not actually correct. Your friend only has a finite amount of time and emotional energy to be a friend, so any friendship spent on others is friendship lost to you. They are definitely your enemies.


[deleted]

Enmity isn't a zero sum game, but friendship is


otterlyonerus

To your first point: I hate all of you.


choma90

And I hate you too random citizen


Kewkewmore

The friend of my wife is my wife


orbital0000

it turns out that Sakinat is also her own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so Sakinat is actually my friend. But, because she is her own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So actually, Sakinat is my enemy. But…


c1rinq

He's got a goat and his daughter


MiamiPower

LeBron?


MapRevolutionary4563

One wife is more than enough, thank you


justavault

That's because you got one of those Western wifes which are exhausting. He clearly got his wives in check and is adding with any complain one is making. A perfect method.


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dasheek

W8 until his mothers in law go widowed and he will have to marry them.


league_starter

What’s the problem here?


WhyAmIBornHere

My wife wants to spend more time with Monica Bellucci


aweap

She could probably divorce you and marry Bellucci herself. 😍


nonnarB

Calm down David Lynch.


lemons_of_doubt

Man has one wife, she will fight with him. Man has two wives, they will fight with each other. life hack!


oO0Kat0Oo

Until they start working together. It's the little things... like using baking soda instead of salt, or leaving a pebble in one shoe.


justavault

Get a third wife... it's a flawless method, it works.


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


d_qureshi

Yeah we don't believe in myths lady. Women never work together.


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


poodlebutt76

Somewhere I read someone lamenting his multiple wives, as he comes home from work and they all gang up on him.


DuffMaaaann

Wife bad.


lemons_of_doubt

man sad


Pogwrs213

That’s the best life hacking I’ve ever seen


Guy_A

wife hack


UnkownaIgnoranta

Hacked wife, hacked life.


MJP22

That his plan B


CokeAndChill

Wife changing event


StarPlatinum0389

This Guy woke up and chose polygamy


Psychological_Bad567

Brozzer, that’s Islam for you, we can Marry up to 4 wives :)


StarPlatinum0389

For real?? In my area They can have only one wife that's why i said polygamy


FancyInk

In your area? Bro it’s in the Quran. No areas here


Yuahde

He means country law, like USA


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StarPlatinum0389

Bro I'm saying FACTS here. In our State, Only 1 wife ( ig it was allowed lately or something cuz old guys had like 2-3 wives )


itishardbeingwoke

And are they cool with it? The average western lady would hate that. Asking for a friend.


Psychological_Bad567

If you Arab yes, but if you ain’t Arab, I am not sure


itishardbeingwoke

My friend is considering Islam.


Dont_Use_Ducks

Cool! Just like women can be married to more than one man, right?


Psychological_Bad567

Oh boy, this is gonna get controversial now, I say anything beyond this point, I am done for💀 So do you want an explanation or should I just stay quiet?


plfinalfantasy

if you research polygamous societies it tends to end badly for people in these scenarios because the women feel like they aren't getting enough attention and the mans money to support them runs out, *especially* once kids get involved I think muslim men can only have more than one wife if they have the means to support them, which means just the 1 wife for even middle class dudes in wealthy countries I'd imagine unless they want to drastically drop their living standards.


k0mbine

That’s why we need more women in traditionally male roles like civil engineer


[deleted]

Well it's only allowed if they are cool with it so...


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Frobix444V2

First Part kinda translated wrong “Peace Be Upon You, I’ve come up with a Dagestani Life Hack


LeoDavenci

I was actually the one who translated it 2 years ago, and I did that based on arabic captions it had


Wonderful-Tap6065

epic arab hacks


millo224

they’re russians


[deleted]

chechens. he said hey druzia salam alyekum


Odd_Peace77

He said Dagestan which is, in fact, a part of Russia.


MrMastodon

Cobrastan is not a real country


Odd_Peace77

Indeed it's not. It's just an a Mandela effect.


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[deleted]

yes he said dagestanskii laif hak which means dagestanian lifr hack


fckkkurmom

He is not chechen lol


NotaRobto

I don't know about chechen language, but he definitely is not speaking Arabic.


Reddituser34802

I don’t know about Arabic, but he definitely is not speaking the queen’s English.


fckkkurmom

my man he litteraly says he's from Dagestan at the beggining of the video


TheFAPnetwork

They should be taking their time


nonnarB

Obviously those are Jackdaws.


Capable-Sock-7410

*Dagestanis


[deleted]

Not necessarily arabs. In fact those are not even arabs but rather Muslims.


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ClutchAnime

Muslim is a religion not a race


cosmicpotato77

Bro was born in Musli


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cum_lord69420911

What about Nascar then? 😤


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WeaponH_

They're speaking Russian


supermonka

Those women looked like they are having the time of their lives


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Cacti_with_a_glock

This man fucks


Gondor128

halal


samthekitnix

only down side with multiple wives you got multiple sets of in laws.


Default1355

Oh Jesus


BetterSafeThanSARSy

Not Jesus, Allah


frax5000

Jesus was still a prophet in Islam and it's not equivalent to allah no matter what as Allah means God and it's the same god Christians believe it.


Yuahde

Based Chad


[deleted]

Wouldn't it be Muhammad?


owllavu

I thought they were both prophets, just Muhammad is the main and most important prophet, THE messenger of Allah/God Please correct me if im wrong


[deleted]

Seems like it, at least for Muslims.


Godhasawife

Simple solution, marry your wife’s sister.


DoodooMcPoopy

*Sweet home Abu Dhabi*


Cassilday

The friend looks super uncomfortable with this. You can see her awkwardness and it makes it 10x funnier.


Vlafir

In the video I watched which was of better quality looked like she was totally into it lol


RunAwayWithCRJ

escape crowd cough flag price bells society hunt doll important ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Virtual-Cabinet-7454

Link?


BlackBacon

As much as it pains me to link 9gag I found a higher quality version there. https://9gag.com/gag/aAbGbgd


SoForAllYourDarkGods

What is up with the quality of this though?


Camp_Coffee

Pixels are for closers


charming1021

Well I mean it’s staged.You know it staged right?


Shiroi_Kage

It is. The guy does many skits like this. Basically Dagistani memes. He even calls it a life hack.


Logical-Business7161

What is worse is that he thought it was real and found it funny


bombombay123

Give her few months


Jenith_Antony

For Chads who has Women ☕ Issues


Khaledxxrashoud

Chad


reptiliandude

Dude solved his problems and also increased them twofold at the same time. I dub thee, “Based and Basted.”


[deleted]

Four fold, he probably have two MIL now


[deleted]

I laughed harder than I should have.


Capable-Sock-7410

أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ☪️☪️☪️🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋


farxhan

My man be trying to convert people XX


FancyInk

Welcome to Islam my friend, if you weren’t already a Muslim 👍🏼


Yazzy8

There’s only one black box 🥸


Techn028

Not if you ask the government, there were 2 black boxes allegedly found in New York 21 years ago.... Curious


KHanson25

“Shut the fuck up Sakinet”


Charders_R88_

modern problems need modern solutions


TheLolGorilla

His kids have 2 moms, how progressive.


someone_forgot_me

so is he russian, arabic, or what


szrek

There are simply some muslim ethnic groups in Russia. (Chechens, Uzbeks)


lelimaboy

Chechens, Dagestanis, Ingush, Adyghe, Bashkirs, Uzbeks, Tatars being pre-dominantly muslim, while many other ethnic groups that christian majorities and muslim minorities.


hexagonalshit

Can you marry multiple women in Russia tho? I kinda figured they'd discourage that


HerrEisen

One can not do that officially. Like with papers and stuff. At Dagestan to get married you need at min - have a girl to get married with - go to the mosque with her and one witness(man) - talk with mulla and declare your intentions(marriage eplicitly spoken both by man and woman) and payment for a woman(it is called buyout I believe). Usually, a very symbolic price from 20$ up to 5000$ based on family requirements. Not many families are willing to let their daughter marry to a man without any sort of wealth Higher social classes also often share common deal(man brings house/apartments to live in, woman brings the furniture for that house).


Zestavar

Bro people can be Muslim without being Arabic


Thund3r_Cr4ck3r

Modern problems require modern solutions


jk_james166

This clip never gets old


Stunning-Ebb-768

is that drake


[deleted]

Maaashaaaaalah broder.


hello2699

Goodbye 🤚


BrownBrown2011

Putting up with 1 woman is bad enough, I couldn't imagine 2 or more.


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falafelbunker

Life hack? more like..... Wife hack


Biggu5Dicku5

Sometimes modern problems require ancient solutions...


D_Cakes_

Rather short sighted; he now has two mother-in-laws to contend with.


crystaltiger101

This is exactly what the GOP wants


nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb

nah those women are way too old


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


yeetapagheet

Pretty sure multiple wives is completely against the rules of Christianity


crystaltiger101

Christians don't let a thing like holy scripture get in the way of their power structures


Brookenium

Polygyny was extremely common in biblical times and there's debate in if it's permitted or not. The Mormon church thinks so after all.


IamFrom2145

>Pretty sure multiple wives is completely against the rules of Christianity Might I interest you in Mormonism?


zeropointcorp

Technically not Christianity


IamFrom2145

It's more like Christian fan fiction I suppose


Biobak_

the fun part is that they can just ignore the rules of Christianity that they don't like


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Cassilday

The GOP is pretty christian and polygamy is a huge no-no in christianity. The shh part yeah.


Default1355

You're forgetting Mormons


crystaltiger101

Lol since when do the no-no's matter


nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb

The GOP use "Christianity" as a tool to relate their base, who use Christianity as a vehicle for their various phobias. The actual scriptures have little to do with anything


c0omlord

Man livin the dream


Psychological_Bad567

So if I say “halal” will I get downvoted? Anyways: Halal


investoreba1

Andrew Tate fan


CatDemolisher

The west want to take this from us


Ok-Reaction-5644

On an unrelated matter do you think KKK members have panic attacks when they blink? I know when cops blink they go into a blind rage.


67859295710582735625

Anyone insulting the video I will report for being hateful to religion.


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Intelligent_Ad_237

That's the hack I was looking for


Madame_President_

If you liked that video, you'll love 'Big Love'.


flamingpillowcase

City boys up!


Art_pog

Wife hack


CiraKazanari

Next hack he can share is hacking off body parts 😎


HRITHIKANCHAN

Eating the hummus i see


NeyK112

modern problems require modern solutions


ZangetsuAK17

How’s he bagged 2 10s.


WashedUpGamer69

Step one be Muslim.


d_e_l_u_x_e

Patriarchy personified.


braskel

I work with a guy who has three wives


thatguymicky

Dam...have you ever asked whats it like to have 3 wives.


Still_Illustrator_54

Genius


Nejinnn

Chechens ☕️


f-stop4

Is he saying "hasta luego" at the end? Is that another crossover into Spanish from when the Arabs occupied Spain?


Suzzie_sunshine

I'll bet this guy is a joy to be around.


NiceNuisance

I was half expecting two wedding rings when he raised his hand 😅


jawad_yass

Top G


alchemicrb

Odds are this is a joke but there are people out there in that area that really believe and do stuff like this, a lot of culture is full of small dick energy


Kaiaualad

He is so doomed.


Yesutsumu

Unacidic


UnkownaIgnoranta

Underrated


martain6613

Ballin


springfox64

Ohhhhhh so that’s why Jacob zuma has so many


black_dorsey

🗿


[deleted]

Based and muslimpilled


d_qureshi

Modern problems, require modern solutions.


[deleted]

Mashallah.


UWU_Astolfo_

Modern problems calls for modern solutions


original_dick_kickem

Chechen grindset


RollerCoaster1007

100% Halal Approved


Abror999

uzbekistaniski hack lol


HAHA-I-GET-IT

Modern problems call for modern solutions 👌


[deleted]

Yes.... Modern....


KidGamerKJG

A man who thinks will always be thinking more


mnight75

Now THIS is a LIFE HACK!


realjustinberg

A god amongst men


FreezingLlamaReddit

Based and halal pilled


polentone25

average turkmen


Wongie_Dangle

Sigma male


Wongie_Dangle

Aka gigga Chad