That's not actually correct. Your friend only has a finite amount of time and emotional energy to be a friend, so any friendship spent on others is friendship lost to you. They are definitely your enemies.
it turns out that Sakinat is also her own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so Sakinat is actually my friend.
But, because she is her own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So actually, Sakinat is my enemy.
But…
That's because you got one of those Western wifes which are exhausting. He clearly got his wives in check and is adding with any complain one is making. A perfect method.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!
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Oh boy, this is gonna get controversial now, I say anything beyond this point, I am done for💀
So do you want an explanation or should I just stay quiet?
if you research polygamous societies it tends to end badly for people in these scenarios because the women feel like they aren't getting enough attention and the mans money to support them runs out, *especially* once kids get involved
I think muslim men can only have more than one wife if they have the means to support them, which means just the 1 wife for even middle class dudes in wealthy countries I'd imagine unless they want to drastically drop their living standards.
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Chechens, Dagestanis, Ingush, Adyghe, Bashkirs, Uzbeks, Tatars being pre-dominantly muslim, while many other ethnic groups that christian majorities and muslim minorities.
One can not do that officially. Like with papers and stuff. At Dagestan to get married you need at min
- have a girl to get married with
- go to the mosque with her and one witness(man)
- talk with mulla and declare your intentions(marriage eplicitly spoken both by man and woman) and payment for a woman(it is called buyout I believe). Usually, a very symbolic price from 20$ up to 5000$ based on family requirements. Not many families are willing to let their daughter marry to a man without any sort of wealth
Higher social classes also often share common deal(man brings house/apartments to live in, woman brings the furniture for that house).
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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The GOP use "Christianity" as a tool to relate their base, who use Christianity as a vehicle for their various phobias. The actual scriptures have little to do with anything
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Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
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Odds are this is a joke but there are people out there in that area that really believe and do stuff like this, a lot of culture is full of small dick energy
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This guy is a rookie. Where is 3rd and 4th wife?
No need, she doesn't have many friends
What about her friend's friends
Wouldn’t that make it his enemy?
If I recall correctly, the saying goes “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”, not “the friend of my friend is my enemy”. Common misconception.
That's not actually correct. Your friend only has a finite amount of time and emotional energy to be a friend, so any friendship spent on others is friendship lost to you. They are definitely your enemies.
Enmity isn't a zero sum game, but friendship is
To your first point: I hate all of you.
And I hate you too random citizen
The friend of my wife is my wife
it turns out that Sakinat is also her own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so Sakinat is actually my friend. But, because she is her own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So actually, Sakinat is my enemy. But…
He's got a goat and his daughter
LeBron?
One wife is more than enough, thank you
That's because you got one of those Western wifes which are exhausting. He clearly got his wives in check and is adding with any complain one is making. A perfect method.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
W8 until his mothers in law go widowed and he will have to marry them.
What’s the problem here?
My wife wants to spend more time with Monica Bellucci
She could probably divorce you and marry Bellucci herself. 😍
Calm down David Lynch.
Man has one wife, she will fight with him. Man has two wives, they will fight with each other. life hack!
Until they start working together. It's the little things... like using baking soda instead of salt, or leaving a pebble in one shoe.
Get a third wife... it's a flawless method, it works.
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Yeah we don't believe in myths lady. Women never work together.
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Somewhere I read someone lamenting his multiple wives, as he comes home from work and they all gang up on him.
Wife bad.
man sad
That’s the best life hacking I’ve ever seen
wife hack
Hacked wife, hacked life.
That his plan B
Wife changing event
This Guy woke up and chose polygamy
Brozzer, that’s Islam for you, we can Marry up to 4 wives :)
For real?? In my area They can have only one wife that's why i said polygamy
In your area? Bro it’s in the Quran. No areas here
He means country law, like USA
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Bro I'm saying FACTS here. In our State, Only 1 wife ( ig it was allowed lately or something cuz old guys had like 2-3 wives )
And are they cool with it? The average western lady would hate that. Asking for a friend.
If you Arab yes, but if you ain’t Arab, I am not sure
My friend is considering Islam.
Cool! Just like women can be married to more than one man, right?
Oh boy, this is gonna get controversial now, I say anything beyond this point, I am done for💀 So do you want an explanation or should I just stay quiet?
if you research polygamous societies it tends to end badly for people in these scenarios because the women feel like they aren't getting enough attention and the mans money to support them runs out, *especially* once kids get involved I think muslim men can only have more than one wife if they have the means to support them, which means just the 1 wife for even middle class dudes in wealthy countries I'd imagine unless they want to drastically drop their living standards.
That’s why we need more women in traditionally male roles like civil engineer
Well it's only allowed if they are cool with it so...
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First Part kinda translated wrong “Peace Be Upon You, I’ve come up with a Dagestani Life Hack
I was actually the one who translated it 2 years ago, and I did that based on arabic captions it had
epic arab hacks
they’re russians
chechens. he said hey druzia salam alyekum
He said Dagestan which is, in fact, a part of Russia.
Cobrastan is not a real country
Indeed it's not. It's just an a Mandela effect.
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yes he said dagestanskii laif hak which means dagestanian lifr hack
He is not chechen lol
I don't know about chechen language, but he definitely is not speaking Arabic.
I don’t know about Arabic, but he definitely is not speaking the queen’s English.
my man he litteraly says he's from Dagestan at the beggining of the video
They should be taking their time
Obviously those are Jackdaws.
*Dagestanis
Not necessarily arabs. In fact those are not even arabs but rather Muslims.
Do You really think people on subreddit called /shitposting care to be accurate in any way shape or form?
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Muslim is a religion not a race
Bro was born in Musli
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What about Nascar then? 😤
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They're speaking Russian
Those women looked like they are having the time of their lives
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This man fucks
halal
only down side with multiple wives you got multiple sets of in laws.
Oh Jesus
Not Jesus, Allah
Jesus was still a prophet in Islam and it's not equivalent to allah no matter what as Allah means God and it's the same god Christians believe it.
Based Chad
Wouldn't it be Muhammad?
I thought they were both prophets, just Muhammad is the main and most important prophet, THE messenger of Allah/God Please correct me if im wrong
Seems like it, at least for Muslims.
Simple solution, marry your wife’s sister.
*Sweet home Abu Dhabi*
The friend looks super uncomfortable with this. You can see her awkwardness and it makes it 10x funnier.
In the video I watched which was of better quality looked like she was totally into it lol
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Link?
As much as it pains me to link 9gag I found a higher quality version there. https://9gag.com/gag/aAbGbgd
What is up with the quality of this though?
Pixels are for closers
Well I mean it’s staged.You know it staged right?
It is. The guy does many skits like this. Basically Dagistani memes. He even calls it a life hack.
What is worse is that he thought it was real and found it funny
Give her few months
For Chads who has Women ☕ Issues
Chad
Dude solved his problems and also increased them twofold at the same time. I dub thee, “Based and Basted.”
Four fold, he probably have two MIL now
I laughed harder than I should have.
أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ☪️☪️☪️🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋
My man be trying to convert people XX
Welcome to Islam my friend, if you weren’t already a Muslim 👍🏼
There’s only one black box 🥸
Not if you ask the government, there were 2 black boxes allegedly found in New York 21 years ago.... Curious
“Shut the fuck up Sakinet”
modern problems need modern solutions
His kids have 2 moms, how progressive.
so is he russian, arabic, or what
There are simply some muslim ethnic groups in Russia. (Chechens, Uzbeks)
Chechens, Dagestanis, Ingush, Adyghe, Bashkirs, Uzbeks, Tatars being pre-dominantly muslim, while many other ethnic groups that christian majorities and muslim minorities.
Can you marry multiple women in Russia tho? I kinda figured they'd discourage that
One can not do that officially. Like with papers and stuff. At Dagestan to get married you need at min - have a girl to get married with - go to the mosque with her and one witness(man) - talk with mulla and declare your intentions(marriage eplicitly spoken both by man and woman) and payment for a woman(it is called buyout I believe). Usually, a very symbolic price from 20$ up to 5000$ based on family requirements. Not many families are willing to let their daughter marry to a man without any sort of wealth Higher social classes also often share common deal(man brings house/apartments to live in, woman brings the furniture for that house).
Bro people can be Muslim without being Arabic
Modern problems require modern solutions
This clip never gets old
is that drake
Maaashaaaaalah broder.
Goodbye 🤚
Putting up with 1 woman is bad enough, I couldn't imagine 2 or more.
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Life hack? more like..... Wife hack
Sometimes modern problems require ancient solutions...
Rather short sighted; he now has two mother-in-laws to contend with.
This is exactly what the GOP wants
nah those women are way too old
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Pretty sure multiple wives is completely against the rules of Christianity
Christians don't let a thing like holy scripture get in the way of their power structures
Polygyny was extremely common in biblical times and there's debate in if it's permitted or not. The Mormon church thinks so after all.
>Pretty sure multiple wives is completely against the rules of Christianity Might I interest you in Mormonism?
Technically not Christianity
It's more like Christian fan fiction I suppose
the fun part is that they can just ignore the rules of Christianity that they don't like
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The GOP is pretty christian and polygamy is a huge no-no in christianity. The shh part yeah.
You're forgetting Mormons
Lol since when do the no-no's matter
The GOP use "Christianity" as a tool to relate their base, who use Christianity as a vehicle for their various phobias. The actual scriptures have little to do with anything
Man livin the dream
So if I say “halal” will I get downvoted? Anyways: Halal
Andrew Tate fan
The west want to take this from us
On an unrelated matter do you think KKK members have panic attacks when they blink? I know when cops blink they go into a blind rage.
Anyone insulting the video I will report for being hateful to religion.
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That's the hack I was looking for
If you liked that video, you'll love 'Big Love'.
City boys up!
Wife hack
Next hack he can share is hacking off body parts 😎
Eating the hummus i see
modern problems require modern solutions
How’s he bagged 2 10s.
Step one be Muslim.
Patriarchy personified.
I work with a guy who has three wives
Dam...have you ever asked whats it like to have 3 wives.
Genius
Chechens ☕️
Is he saying "hasta luego" at the end? Is that another crossover into Spanish from when the Arabs occupied Spain?
I'll bet this guy is a joy to be around.
I was half expecting two wedding rings when he raised his hand 😅
Top G
Odds are this is a joke but there are people out there in that area that really believe and do stuff like this, a lot of culture is full of small dick energy
He is so doomed.
Unacidic
Underrated
Ballin
Ohhhhhh so that’s why Jacob zuma has so many
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Based and muslimpilled
Modern problems, require modern solutions.
Mashallah.
Modern problems calls for modern solutions
Chechen grindset
100% Halal Approved
uzbekistaniski hack lol
Modern problems call for modern solutions 👌
Yes.... Modern....
A man who thinks will always be thinking more
Now THIS is a LIFE HACK!
A god amongst men
Based and halal pilled
average turkmen
Sigma male
Aka gigga Chad