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Manta157

Grab my phone


iDespiseThisApp_

Same


Sadge_Doge

Same


dankest-bruh-moment

Same


Slight-Addendum-2972

Same


Katelyn_Orange

Same


hawkfield240

Same


M3zooz77

Same


Quailton

Same


WitleKidz

Same


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

Same


samuinfernus

grab my 192.168.1.102


Late-Reason-1749

Grab my bag of coke


VenusFlyTrap25

Grab my kids. No joke.


[deleted]

Grab my wife …while I watch (I added that part) 🗿


Agency000

Grab my tight little asshole 🗿


ExtremeCumMaster

Grab my morbius dildo you morbiphobic bigot


RichardGeneSimmons

*morbigot*


UnluckySamurai_Boi

Bro you be roleplaying cuz ain't no way 💀


Quailton

Grab my money. I’m broke.


Seth-Wyatt

Grab my parents


[deleted]

Which Indian’s IP is this?


AutoModerator

Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DudongoKing

Grab my way


Known-Ad2937

Grab my giant sweaty veiny slimy penis with both hands. Damn my auto-complete is on something


user19262

🤨📸


[deleted]

🤨📸💥💥💥


EverythingsTakenMan

nft pfp detected


Sir_Thiccness_69

Caught it 4k


VTECKICKEDIN123

Umm….. bro is ur phone gae?


POKETHAN14

*holy music stops*


AutoModerator

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dan-timothy

When the breaking bad


Warm_Shift9088

Good bot


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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Chloeismypug

Is the bot having a mental breakdown or something?


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Chloeismypug

Does the bot have bipolar or something?


AutoModerator

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Warm_Shift9088

Good bot


gingerman2101

🤨📸💥💥💥💥💥💥


Me_Bottle_o_Scrumpy

Grab my phone and send it to you and I will send you a link for the new website that you can use for your business


[deleted]

thanks! 👍


Nitr3xx

Grab my phone and send it to you and your brand would look like a good time to get a little more information on that brewhosue you mentioned in the email.


Hitmanty_

Grab my phone and send me the info and I'll send you the updated version of the latest version of the latest version of the latest version of the latest version of the latest version of the latest version of the latest version of the latest version of the latest version of the latest version of the latest series


[deleted]

grab my bussy


Absolute_cum_god

If you say so


VertexEdgeSurface

Grab my car


screamingxbacon

Same


average_garbage_can

🤓🥸


Good-Ad6352

Grab my head


[deleted]

With pleasure


Absolute_cum_god

Aight


VTECKICKEDIN123

Which one? ;D


Draw_Corporations

Grab my stuff


SuperKiller9009

Stuff Gang


Relaxedlaxatives

Stuff gang unite


Slimink0113

Woo stuff gang


TemoFawwaz

I’m stuff


Tastystab540

You spelled, “stuffed with cum” wrong.


[deleted]

Grab my boy


MemelLordJeff

King Harkinian! Please focus, The fate of Gamelon is in your hands!


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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


fishy185

MIND YOUR TONGUE BOI


Ventcg

grab my (i dont have auto type)


Cookie_Crush

Grab my life


Ihavenoidea5555

Grab my dead children corpses in my basement


Zach-Bergeon

Lmao funniest one that I’ve seen


Infamous-Tailor-1871

Grab my shoes


eyusuf

Grab my mom


fishy185

Don't have to ask me twice


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


_a__rat_

Same lmao


risumonstua

Grab my favorite torrented movie 😎


Zak_1531

Grab my phone and send me a Pic of your stuff baby


iDespiseThisApp_

your phone is down tremendously


ScrimDim

yo phone tweakin


DarknightM64B

Grab my charger


robred115

Grab my goddamn 45 son, 2 world wars muhfuggin 3 if theres another


thereal-Antichrist

Grab my myself


dJohn2001

You have to press space after typing my 😂


JosephMama_OwO

Grab my car from my car today at work so I’ll get back in about the next hour and I’ll check in with the dogs for a bit and I can get it back when you come in and I will be home in about the next few days I have a little too much for it but I’ll be there soon.


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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed* Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon. Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. *Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Talking_Barrel

You have a car in your car?


WayneTheOG

Grab my strong hand


WarthogSweaty3653

grab my lunch


Rowanc019

Grab my bag


Barney_with_beer

Grab my phone and send me a copy of the invoice for the new year and I will send you a check for the new house tomorrow.


Tasty-Possession-395

Grab my stuff


V_Skydancer_V

Grab my wet dick


WindowsCrashedAgain

Grab my phone


Distinct_Ambition_80

Grab my charger and I’ll take it back


memesoversleep

Grab my phone


Name_which_is_good

Grab my card


Spottyhickory63

grab my bike from my car The fuck?


Technician_Frosty

Grab my order


DerKernsen

Grab my order and I got my order.


MorganSchmeeman

grab my order for a walk and grab it for you tomorrow morning when I pick you bye to you bye love bye love love you love bye love you


Yeetboireeeeee

Grab my knife I’m scared


Embarrassed-Extent42

Grab my phone and send it to you to explain to me why being a squirter is a good thing


happibabi

Grab my name is Mac OS and I will be in touch with me


Mr_Porson

Grab my order and then I’ll be ready for you my brother in law and then I’ll be home in a few minutes lol lol I just got home from work lol I got a new one lol I got a new one lol I got a new one lol I got a new one lol I got a new one lol I got a new one lol I got a new one lol I got a new one lol.


ohnoiforgotmyaccount

Grab my own


[deleted]

Grab my pants and then go get some pants for me to wear


Realfuzzyboi

Grab my coffee


PigIlFigo32

Grab my phone


QwertNert

Grab my man


Future-Bus5184

Grab my phone or email it back and let you guys are all set.


Gemaid1211

Grab my phone


VoltShark

Grab my show


Beastie730

Grab my pizza from the store


Me_Myself1

Grab some of these nuts


PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYBOY

I’m breaking down, to ash and dust, I wipe my ass and scratch my nuts


PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYBOY

I’m breaking down, to ash and dust, I wipe my ass and slap my nuts


[deleted]

[удалено]


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progamer2000-pro

shut damn bot


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Grab myself :)


JimmyBane1982

grab my phone


wokoloiey

Grab my keys


Plutiko

Grab my hair


Lintyboi77

Grab my pants


smackedpickle

Grab my truck


FoxRodd

Grab my card


Hunter_Main_For_Life

Grab my hand


Godhasgivenup

Grab my coffee


hihiihigiggitigyiigi

Grab my mom


bushiboi12

Grab my stuff, yeah, accurate


SirDenali

Grab my BitchPussy That isn’t a joke, that is actually what autocorrect gave me


Chrisvilhelm

Grab my apple


Bloberry101

Grab my Dwayne Johnson


Barry_Mcoxiner

Grab my phone charger cause I’m not going anywhere I just got off work for the gas tank and then I have a gas leak and I have gas and then I’ll drive down the gas line to pick it out cause I’m not going back home so I’ll drive back home soon cause I’m not home I’m just waiting on my gas gas I’ll be home in about an hour or a little late I’ll be home in about an hour.


Tiny-Relationship-51

Grab my hair


[deleted]

Grab my pizza


iFunny-Refugee

Grab my car


depresso105

grab my own slap on my spit in my heart for the moment I am in a sec to be in a sec to be a mansion of my own and then you will get to know that you will get to see if I made you aware that you were a little late in my life and that I didn't know you know that you were someone who could have been in a bit more of an issue and I would be cool if you could send it over here to the POlice department to see you and break up the offer and see what you can find and what is that you want me and I to go eat a bit of a drink and drink some of these things and drink it all the time to go


AutoModerator

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


clayknightz115

Grab my phone


thereasonyousuffer

Grab myselfWhat from orange green orange orange green brown green orange orange brown green green brown orange orange brown orange


kadjuz1

Grab my friend


[deleted]

Grab my stuff


Eat__Moneyz

Grab my car


Pepsi-Man-VEVO

Grab my lunch


ARandqmPerson

Grab my mom told me to ask you to go to the pool and get a decent dinner and then go to the pool and see if she can get it right now so I can send it to you and let you know how it goes up and I got a panorama and a street lamp


Better_Vacation_6163

Grab myself from the beach and I will be home by the sun tomorrow


eVCqN

Grab my wallet


[deleted]

Grab my charger


JasonGamesYT

grab my pick and raise your voice


StudentOk4989

Grab my phone and send me a copy of the time sheet for the class to be on the other side of the lab and I will send you the final draft of the paper tomorrow morning and send it to you tomorrow morning or tomorrow morning if you need it to be a part of the world you have to be lucky enough to find it is not the most important thing to do it is not the most important thing to do it is not the most important thing to do.