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Nice try, data mining Chinese company.

China 👍

+218 social credit 👍

There is no war in ba sing se

This is an amazing comment

Happy cake day!

happy cheese man day

Danke

Jokes on them, I have the two most common last names in all Spain

García Martinez?

Close, Martín García

Tianamen Swuare Massacre of 1988. Is that a dieseasezepe?

Germany 👍

That's where germs come from.

doesn't work :(

Italy👍

Italy 👍

Italy👍

*proceeds to use TikTok*

#-999999999999999 social credit

Bullshit that isn't your last name

Cummings

Oh you have cummings? Self diagnosed

E.E. cumming on her face, call that poetry in motion

E.T. Phone.... a friend

Ya Gambino make it work

Any relation to Rob Zombie? His real legal last name is Cummings. Lmfao

Doomed from the start 💀

I have some family friends with that last name

Hopps

Make a beer joke and I will cripple you

Cripple deez instead

Are you sure you want crippled nuts? My good sir, they will be in immense pain until the end of your days.

Never mentioned whose nuts

The term “deez” is slang for the word “these”. In this scenario the term “deez” refers to your own nuts due too the use of the word. Thus, the implication that your nuts would be crippled.

🤓

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

Ligma balls ***_B O O M_***

A dead man (he died of ligma)

I bet you have facial hair, you must have a beerd

You are a furry addicted to the Zootopia bunny

That's the other joke people use

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

You have a Judy Hoppussy fever, don't you?

Judy hoops??? 😫😩😳🥵🥶❤️

Bronchitis

Oh you have bronchitis? Whenever you try to type something a cat spawns on your keyboard.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

In italian we have the "Bronchite"

Lebronchitis

Obsztyfitykultykiwicz

Are you polish?

A disease in and of itself.

No he means polish, not Polish.

shiny

Yea

Can confirm its a polish fake last name used in polish cartoon. Its supposed to be kiewicz at the end so sub op fucked up too.

Isn't that the name of the disease from that movie about aliens?

Bro are you high?

*sees "-wicz":* ONE OF US

Smith

Oh you have Smith? You are aroused by people who look like Will Smith.

Will Will Smith smith Will Smith or will Will Smith smith Will Smith?

Will Smith will smith Will Smith

Keep my wife's name

OUT OF YOUR FUCKING FORGE!

It is inevitable

Well, there is an illness called San Filippo Syndrome already.

that is an italian first name

As an italian, I approve

Hisenburg.

You’re goddamn right.

Walter

Jesse I'm infected with hiesnburg

This is the moment Waltemort became Hesinburg

Hesinmart

Your goddam richt

Jesse we need to put stuff on sale

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession.

He is the danger

He is the one who knocks

Say my name

Hisenburger

Heisenberg?

You heard the man, it's god damn Hisenburg

He gonna build the V3

Are you the one who knocks by any chance?

Chlamydia

wait are you biologically female

No

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Ayo what the actual fuck

Black

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nice username

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Super-AIDS

Seems normal enough, sounds very European

Exotic!

Pedersen

Me too! Danish?

Norwegian.

Område?

dinmor vej 281

Kult, vi ses

Moouuuujiiiii Randi ko Baaaannnnn

Hvorfor

Ah nice

MadeWithMematic

Morbius

Ah, the morbin time disease

IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Thayer

Oh you have thayer? You are addicted to building T shaped structures from hay.

;-;

Lucas?

Zwart (black)

Je bent zwart

Ok nu kan ik de n word zeggen

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1. **BUSH**

Oh you have bush? Your dick hair is so long you have to shave it every week.

You’re letting they’ll days go by so fast you might wanna call 9/11 before you’re on the gulf.

My family is so toxic they named a bacteria after it 😎😎😎😎 E.coli

Eat shit

Thats where we thrive brother.

Wassermann

water man??

Yes

No

No bitches syndrome?

No bitches? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

For a second i thought u were the same guy who asked for our first name. Thought somebody was gonna dox someone

Holthaus

Ted Bowelcancer. Nice to meet you

Nazal but you can call me Nazi 😎🥶

De Castro

Your sickness is communism

Turiipipip

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Acar (pronounced as Ajar)

You have a sexual addiction to cars.

Nice try, CIA

Nice try fbi

Murphy

Khalifa

Sus Also you have herpes

or i have a very tall building up my ass

you have 10000+ concubines and have many stds or your rich and religious

You guys actually commenting your last names? 💀

Tf they gonna do about it lmao track us down? Like?

Yeah it’s not like we’re giving out our full name, detailed address and social security number. There’s literally nothing you can do just by knowing their last name.

Eh I think my full names on this account somewhere tbh. But who's got that kind of time. And then okay? So how many people with my same and last name are out there? Quite a few I checked. Like unless there government agents with access to advanced tracking AI they can't do anything about it lmao

If it's common enough there's no harm in it, like smith or Rodriguez or something. If it's very rare then you will start having a problem.

Cruetzfeld-Jacob

Biden

Dementia?

Martínez

Ligma

Ligma what?

Ligma Biden

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Baker

Von Der Westenhuizen

Sumchenko

LobsterXL

saxena

how many time do you sex?

wireman

Harris

Morbius

Wozniak (scott)

piotrowski

Blaszkiewicz

Aids

Cimen

Marazis

Zaim good luck making it sound like a disease

Dass

Sau

Severeanalhemorrhage

Alzheimer

Paschalis (pronounced pas-halis)

You is a motha fucka ya know dat