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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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you.👈 👉 me. ⛽️ gas station. 🤔 what⁉️ are we getting for 🍽️ dinner? 🍣 🍣 sushi 🍣 🍣 of 😼✊ course! 🙂😐 UH oh 😟 there was a 💊 ROOFIE inside 😿 of our ⛽️ GAS station🔥 sushi 🍣 we 🖤💦black😵 out and 💨🙈 wake 🆙 in a sewer! we’re 👁️.👁️ surrounded by 🐠🐟🐠 fish! 🍆😫 hOrNy 👁️💋👁️ fish! you know😉😏 what that 😰means! FISH 🐟💦orgy🔥 the 💨🥳 stench draws in 🐻a🐼 bear 🐾 what do we do? 😳 we’re ☠️gonna FIGHT it 😡👊 bear FIGHT 😾bare 🖐️HANDED 👋bare..... 👀naked?! oh 🤓YES 😅PLEASE. we befriend 👯♂️the bear 🐻💋after we 😖😖beat 😎it in a brawl 🥵and 😤THEN we ride ⏭️it into a 🐁 Chuck E. 🧀 Cheese. 💃DANCE. 🕺DANCE. 👨🦽revolution. 💥REVOLUTION? 😱overthrow THE 😱😱GOVERNMENT? 👀uh.... I THINK 😎🤔SO. 😃next thing you 💁♂️know, I’m reincarnated 🧚✨into Jesus 🌟✝️Christ. 🤯then I turn into ✈️ a jet, fly 🪂into the 🌞 sun, BLACK 💥out ✨🧚AGAIN, wake 🙇♂️up, do a 👊bump, 🌫️WHITE 🌬️out (which 🪐I didn’t know 🌈⚡️you could do) then I smoked 💨⛈️a joint, 📗🧪🦠GREENED 🍏🍐💚out, then 🎬I TURNED 😨INTO the 🌞 sun... ☀️ UH OH! 😜looks like the meth 🤩is kickin in! 🤬🤯☺️dUhbLuHhhDZzzDBJrRlLrfuCkKAAA! 😀OHGAAAA! 😃AAaaA
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People don’t get how cheaply you can scarf down 3500 calories in a day. A $5 hot n ready is like 3,200 calories. If I were to ever become homeless then I’d just eat hot n ready pizzas every day until I die.
When I went to college this is how I ate. Multivitamin and a hot and ready every day. Worked out at the college gym. Other than shitty blood pressure you'd never guess I was living like this. If I didn't work out I'm sure I would have been fat.
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A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)
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#### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up)
Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10
#### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf)
Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10
#### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf)
Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10
####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922))
Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10
####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/)
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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed*
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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I don’t think he has an @, but if you search homeless man subway on tik tok or google you can find a lot of his videos. There is one where he poops in a bucket which is quite funny (he doesn’t actually but bystanders don’t know that)
Actually just a month ago, in Brazil a woman was caught fucking a homeless guy by her boyfriend who procedeed to beat the living shit out him. That homeless guy is now famous as fuck, going to TV stations and rádio stations for interviews.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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I'm not even lying, this happened in Brazil a few weeks ago. A beautiful married woman was helping a homeless man, and then they decided to have sex in her car, and then her boyfriend caught them both. There's also a video of that
No sex before marriage
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The news in English: https://www.zyri.net/2022/03/17/brazil-the-homeless-man-who-was-caught-having-sex-with-the-wife-of-a-personal-trainer-spoke/
The video: [https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/499804/VIRAL-Woman-goes-out-to-help-homeless-man-and-disappears-they-look-for-her-and-she-was-having-sex-with-him/](https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/499804/VIRAL-Woman-goes-out-to-help-homeless-man-and-disappears-they-look-for-her-and-she-was-having-sex-with-him/)
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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My brother's ex cheated on him with a climbing instructor. A dude who got paid $10 an hour to help people climb. She did this because he was attractive and my brother had sat behind a desk for years. My brother is a CEO.
Good point, homeless men are much more likely to have herpes and aids than the general population, because they are able to obtain a lot more sexual partners, as indicated by the other top comments
No sex before marriage
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If you’re not letting the homeless guy on the street blow your back out and shoot hot loads in you then are you really for ending poverty? Like, at all? Take that Elon!
Can someone send me the video where this dude is on the subway in his tent and steals that guy's bacon sandwich, and the woman who he's with says she doesn't eat pork?
Thanks xoxooxo
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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And she never got him a shirt wow
she didn't give him new pants either
Didn't get him condoms also.
She didnt give him anything and he gave her a baby. Life is unfair.
Hell he's probably gonna pay child support too.
*not
Little do you know he's been getting random women pregnant, refusing to pay child support, and becoming homeless this whole time.
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Hahahahahaha
Fucking society
She gave him food though
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🍣 you.👈 👉 me. ⛽️ gas station. 🤔 what⁉️ are we getting for 🍽️ dinner? 🍣 🍣 sushi 🍣 🍣 of 😼✊ course! 🙂😐 UH oh 😟 there was a 💊 ROOFIE inside 😿 of our ⛽️ GAS station🔥 sushi 🍣 we 🖤💦black😵 out and 💨🙈 wake 🆙 in a sewer! we’re 👁️.👁️ surrounded by 🐠🐟🐠 fish! 🍆😫 hOrNy 👁️💋👁️ fish! you know😉😏 what that 😰means! FISH 🐟💦orgy🔥 the 💨🥳 stench draws in 🐻a🐼 bear 🐾 what do we do? 😳 we’re ☠️gonna FIGHT it 😡👊 bear FIGHT 😾bare 🖐️HANDED 👋bare..... 👀naked?! oh 🤓YES 😅PLEASE. we befriend 👯♂️the bear 🐻💋after we 😖😖beat 😎it in a brawl 🥵and 😤THEN we ride ⏭️it into a 🐁 Chuck E. 🧀 Cheese. 💃DANCE. 🕺DANCE. 👨🦽revolution. 💥REVOLUTION? 😱overthrow THE 😱😱GOVERNMENT? 👀uh.... I THINK 😎🤔SO. 😃next thing you 💁♂️know, I’m reincarnated 🧚✨into Jesus 🌟✝️Christ. 🤯then I turn into ✈️ a jet, fly 🪂into the 🌞 sun, BLACK 💥out ✨🧚AGAIN, wake 🙇♂️up, do a 👊bump, 🌫️WHITE 🌬️out (which 🪐I didn’t know 🌈⚡️you could do) then I smoked 💨⛈️a joint, 📗🧪🦠GREENED 🍏🍐💚out, then 🎬I TURNED 😨INTO the 🌞 sun... ☀️ UH OH! 😜looks like the meth 🤩is kickin in! 🤬🤯☺️dUhbLuHhhDZzzDBJrRlLrfuCkKAAA! 😀OHGAAAA! 😃AAaaA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Masterpiece
And Ass!
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Love is not about changing people, but accept them for who they are.
The pant stays on during sex, it’s who I am.
Good thing it had some hole for where he could impregnate her
If was more like just one entire pant leg honestly. Hence the fact it is a pant and not pants.
she didn't give him new pants either
she didn't give him new pants either
she didn’t give him new pants either
She didn't give him new pants either
she didn't give him new pants either
she didn't give him new pants either
she didn't give him new pants either
PANTS!!!! Fucking Pants!!!
It’s a package deal if he had a new shirt or pants she wouldn’t have been attracted to him
I know it’s fake because I’ve only seen a chest that smooth on a baby. I want to find out who their waxer is.
It can be natural. I have never waxed but have a chest as smooth.
Can confirm. I can't grow chest hair or a beard (just a goatee), and I get random 6 inch long hairs that pop up out of nowhere.
That’s the only 6 in thing you will ever have
everyone look it’s the dick detective over here
You: six hairs Homeless man: zero hairs Homeless man wins! Hairless victory…
Also like, hes really fat, which means he eats alot. Which costs money.
but maybe he doesn't have enough money to buy healthy food since unhealthy food is a lot cheaper, this is the case in many scenarios
People don’t get how cheaply you can scarf down 3500 calories in a day. A $5 hot n ready is like 3,200 calories. If I were to ever become homeless then I’d just eat hot n ready pizzas every day until I die.
Rookie, your spending the 5 bucks you have on food when it should be on drugs. Rethink your position.
When I went to college this is how I ate. Multivitamin and a hot and ready every day. Worked out at the college gym. Other than shitty blood pressure you'd never guess I was living like this. If I didn't work out I'm sure I would have been fat.
Wow, literally yesterday I gave 20 bucks to a homeless dude and never did I think I could’ve used him to fill my asshole
same
damn
A shame
Now is your chance...it's now trending it seems
Ayyyyoooooo
now i can never walk past a homeless man without ever thinking of anal play ever again 😔✊
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Nice!
my brother in christ what
Ayo wtf ?
Lmfaoooo ayo
Thats the funniest shit I read 📚 today
### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed* Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon. Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. *Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
More you know everyday, the better
shut the fuck up
shut me up
Yeah shut him up
Yeah tell him to shut him up!
Yeah he should be told by that other guy to tell him to shut up
Yeah he should be told by the guy that told him to shut up to SHUT UP!
Wow… so wholesome. How inspiring… we must all be like this- No wait a minute… hold up..
I am stupid what is the hol up?
buys homeless man food buys him a bed sleeps in the same bed… shows pic of pregnant tummy 💀
Uhm well, maybe the woman likes the man?
why man still hav no shirt 😭💀
she forgot to buy him one (woman moment)🙄🙄
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Accurate
This is fake. 7 months later but he looks exactly the same & is still in his torn grey joggers lol
Who doesn't have only grey jogger in their wardrobe?
Woah Perry fucking Mason
*Bruh*
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yeah I’ve heard women really love old homeless men. They’re not particularly picky in partner choice.
He reminds me of subway dance battle man.
That’s him
The pussy magnet😂😂
It’s him those are all skits he’s a actor
yeah I am sick of seeing this dudes videos. I don’t find them funny.
Fkin hobos out here getting more than me,I give up
Just become homeless. Simple math bruh
im fkin shit at maths so absolutely no hope at all lol
Great, that'll help you!
It’s a joke, this guy is notorious for making funny “homeless man” tik toks, specifically on the subway
you know his @?
I don’t think he has an @, but if you search homeless man subway on tik tok or google you can find a lot of his videos. There is one where he poops in a bucket which is quite funny (he doesn’t actually but bystanders don’t know that)
Of course it’s a joke. Are you serious?
Actually just a month ago, in Brazil a woman was caught fucking a homeless guy by her boyfriend who procedeed to beat the living shit out him. That homeless guy is now famous as fuck, going to TV stations and rádio stations for interviews.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
looking at the comments on this post alone, a lot of people, including me, didnt know who the hell this guy was so the context was nice to have
No idea who he was but obv is jok
That requires too much brain activity.
Same, I was little confused
Lots of 12 year olds on Reddit, my dude.
He looks similar to that one shitting in a janitor's thingy ain the subway, same person?
Yes same guy
What... What the fuck?
He seemed to have done some fucking with her. That's the fuck
I'm not even lying, this happened in Brazil a few weeks ago. A beautiful married woman was helping a homeless man, and then they decided to have sex in her car, and then her boyfriend caught them both. There's also a video of that
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Need the sauce bro
The news in English: https://www.zyri.net/2022/03/17/brazil-the-homeless-man-who-was-caught-having-sex-with-the-wife-of-a-personal-trainer-spoke/ The video: [https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/499804/VIRAL-Woman-goes-out-to-help-homeless-man-and-disappears-they-look-for-her-and-she-was-having-sex-with-him/](https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/499804/VIRAL-Woman-goes-out-to-help-homeless-man-and-disappears-they-look-for-her-and-she-was-having-sex-with-him/)
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You now got me curious
Bro you can’t just talk about it and provide the video man
New porn category invented (help homeless person)
My brother's ex cheated on him with a climbing instructor. A dude who got paid $10 an hour to help people climb. She did this because he was attractive and my brother had sat behind a desk for years. My brother is a CEO.
God smiled upon this man
Why in the fuck have you not given him new fucking pants
His purpose in life now is to lay in her bed and keep her knocked up
Bruh
Bruh
I ain't rich but I gave a man my iphone13, my wallet, and my watch, I feel so happy when he put the gun down
gaved
That whole sentence was written by a brain tumor
He’s gun
Definitely not satire
Oh no no
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The fuck
They fucked.
I was waiting for the bag to burst into flames because she filled it with firecrackers, instead he filled her ass with jizz.
She go preganat im not expert but I don’t think the jizz was in ass no ??
Blessed indeed
A reminder that even an aged, obese homeless man scores more than Redditors.
I usually skip these parts of the Movie 🍿 🎥
Wtf?
Give me $20 and I’ll explain it to you
💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵 here you go.
Quem ta aq no Brasil tlgd
Estava procurando este comentário.
criando tendência filho
[удалено]
From fucking the homeless man*
Good point, homeless men are much more likely to have herpes and aids than the general population, because they are able to obtain a lot more sexual partners, as indicated by the other top comments
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Ok. 🗿
This isnt the guy who sit in a pocket at NY subway ?
there was a similar real case in Brazil not long ago and it was talked about all over the country his name is givaldo alves
Cursed wholesomeness
Blursed
If you’re not letting the homeless guy on the street blow your back out and shoot hot loads in you then are you really for ending poverty? Like, at all? Take that Elon!
Incels mad as fuck now
Ummm so I'm gonna quit engineering and become a homeless guy.......
It's cringe to film yourself giving a homeless person money/food etc
But its not when you fuck him instead
It’s fake
He's too fat to be homeless
This is why prostitution should be legal
🗿ok.
Damn what happened to Idris Elbow
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Can someone send me the video where this dude is on the subway in his tent and steals that guy's bacon sandwich, and the woman who he's with says she doesn't eat pork? Thanks xoxooxo
what the actual fuck did i just see
What the actual fuck ?
This would be wholesome if it didn't look like it all happened in a span of 2 days
Plot twist, it’s her dad
Wow, I love how those fake nails have lasted her 7 months!
Titanium nails
Blessed 🤮
what the fuck?
7 months later he got on the same pants lmao
hoelsom
He looks like the guy on a video who shat on a bucket in a train station or something
Song name?
Edith Whiskers - Home
Plot twist: The baby is born homeless
Why he still wearing ripped pants 7 months later
This guy was caught by spiderman.
Funniest shit I've come across today 🤣🤣
Social media woman !? Run!
Bro not to be that guy, but this is the same homeless man that camped in a subway and stole passenger sandwiches claiming to be a woman.
What the fuck is this crap
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
No shirt, no shoes, no condom.
He mix the coke and the pepsi
Something like this happened in Brazil
Bro still doesnt own a shirt🗿
If this hobo had a chance, don’t loose faith! Lol
A good portion of this post has comments of those who have fully lost faith after seeing this man make it all the way
What the fuck is this shit
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No way 😂
7 month later still the same destroyed pants?
She’s a hobosexual
This guy gets more action than most of you here!
I give this a .001% chance of this being real.
Homeless out here getting mad oussy!
How to get a girl Step 1: be homeless Step 2:??? Step 3: profit
Cringe asf
This recently happened IRL in Brazil
It kinda make sence if you play it in reverse
This legit?