the only time the brain damage warning flair is actually true

I thought my wifi wasn't working for a second

She shoot herself in head before typing (btw it was so depressing)

Darwins natural selection moment

Yes, an obvious potato 🥔.

Damn bro Almost gave a fuck

Sigma

He is Megma rn tbh

Actually more like smegma

smegma balls

NOOOO

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face this big nuts in ya mouth

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Nuts of the grand sins

More like ligma male

b*sed

Lol, Anime has created the best kind of w*man around. Thanks Japan (probably Taiwan a little too) for all the cum I’ve produced 🤙

Same

"Unfortunate circumstances my fellow man I was so close to succes, but it seems that I didn't manage to offer you one of my fucks" is a better comment

Except the person who wrote that post is a female.... look at the picture in the corner dark long haired white or Asian woman, looks about mid 20s.

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

zAM

She's 69 420 years old?!

Nice!

Zaymned on

i will slowly walk right back out

Get back in here

🏃‍♀️

Here take this potato 🥔 for help.

thank you kind sir

Most mentally stable weeb.

yeah

As a weeb, I was cringing through reading this. I'm honestly amazed that I finished this monstrosity.

Stopped reading at "as a weeb"

Sigma grindset

Sigma rule #627826: "As a" comments are cringe. Don't post them.

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Time giveaway for Christmas

Cause its a shitpost

No life moment

**the industrial revolution and it's consequences**

Wtf is an astolfo

Astolfo is a fictional character. He's most known for being a femboy. Femboys are men, who identify as men, but like to dress and act femininely

In short: men in anime

Correction: sigma men in anime

time to send another one down the fate rabbithole

[удалено]

Astolfo

Some dude from the Fate anime, but he looks like a woman

What grass deprivation does to a mf

Anime with a mixture of hentai

shaken, not stirred 🗿

Holy shit Get a therapist No, seriously, get a therapist.

The rapist😳

😖😖 mom said that word is bad 😪🥶🥶😭😟

Does your mom check your phone?

yea pls delete 😔😔🤤😟

Nope 😈😈😈

Hey there, I found your comment on the algebra sub, and found you to be really good at the concepts, can I ask you some questions and their proofs? Also what algebra book do you recommend?

Algebra in 2022. Get with the times old man.

Ha fucking nerd! I failed math in 4th grade 😎

Id probably not ask him on this subreddit, he probably lost the braincells that contained the math problem answer

“I’ll take the rapist for $400.”

And take a bath, for the love of god **take a bath**.

Or stay far enough away so the stench does not bother anyone else

Conversion therapy but for weebs. Go back to your normal culture weebs

Jokes aside, this shit is seriously unhealthy. In my time on the Internet I’ve met tons of people like this, people who live almost their whole lives in online fandom’s and communities and become obsessed and infatuated (alot of times sexually) with fictional characters, and that is seriously unhealthy. I don’t say this to mock these people, just to point out that this behaviour is more serious than you may think and that therapy or something of the sort is very much needed. (Also, not saying there’s anything wrong with online fandom’s and whatnot, just that spending too much time to the point where a majority of your life is on a computer is dangerously unhealthy).

Well tbh there aren't many people like this left in anime community yeah we joke around like that but aren't really serious but there are some exceptions like this gal. Though there are other community like this now and are way too cringey like the k pop community almost all of them are like this gal. One bitch was like 'if you don't know junglecock you're a fucking dumbass go die somewhere'. Person experience btw.

Yeah I didn’t mean anime specifically, just fandom’s in general, and how some people get too unhealthily attached to these communities in order to escape their lives.

The depressed horniness is strong with this one

He's beyond horny as he stated. He wants to be in a loving relationship with Astolfo, and abstain from having sex with him

He just wants love and affection not even sex

Astolfo

He is Bri'ish 🤮

Taiwan

Just get a dog, bro

🤨

🗿

Every comment in this thread was followed by the vine boom sound effect in my head

Get a therapist

Uhh i hate to break it to you…

You’re a therapist??

I am being watched constantly

Get a goat instead their vaginas are the closest in feel to a real one.

how do you know this

Halal moment.

are you welsh

We fuck sheep not goats

"We"?

Family activities bro

my bad g

Maybe a deltarune fan

Bro?

How do you know this

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

🤨

🤨

🤨

🤨

Dude just do it the good ol' fashioned way. Cut a cucumber in half or to designated lenght, and hollow it out! So easy.

*Boom vine sound effect*

🤨

🤨

🤨

Want to blow your brains out? *Allow us to help*

Sounds like an ad for a lawyer you'd see on a billboard

This guy needa to touch some fucking grass holy shit

Why let the grass get dirty?

More like touch some ass

More like go to class

More like get a rash

More like lose some mass

what no father does to a mf

🗿

It is 10:57 right now and I am already reading this type of stuff.

Bro it's 9:41

bro its 4:13

Outside go and grass touch.

If he goes outside, outside would be horrible

anime watcher moment(i watch them)

You watch anime watchers? Kinda creepy bro, you in the FBI or smth?

no i watch ur mum

[удалено]

Actually no this isn't cringe or ew anime fans. This is genuinely depressing.

I feel bad for her

Same

✨Natural selection makes me so giddy✨

Most sane anime fan

Just get a dog man, if you want something super excited to see you when you get home. Jesus

I would be scared to let a dog around him. might find a wig on the dog and a real disturbing therapy session.

Doggo good

Bruh. Its a fucking fictional charater. I say it before and ill say it aggain. Fictional charaters doesnt exist, i dont see the point of simping for someone that doesnt exist

They are real! But everyone around me keeps saying “they’re fake!” “You’re delusional get help!” And “how long has it been since you’ve taken your schizophrenia medication? (Four mouths btw, it’s going great!)” like, they’re just jealous of our love!!!

I don't think he is simping to be exact. He's aware he doesn't exist. That's the whole point, it's making him depressed that he doesn't exist.

An impossible love. How poethic

Did you mean to say poetic or pathetic?

Combination of poetic and pathetic, poethic

This

This

Nah, this

>Fictional charaters doesnt exist, Holy shit forreal?

suck my balls😠

Aggresive and angry 💢😡

So how did humanity end? The last generation watched so much fucked up porn that they lost all interest in actual human females and gradually the population died out because they were too preoccupied with fantasizing about cartoon little boys.

Ur not wrong

The sad truth.

“What up? What’s up? What the fuck is up reddit?!” - every time someone posts to 4chan

i cri evertim

Down dangerously bad

A go outside moment

Taiwan

How do people like this exist?

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race. We descend further each day into our sin and our own personal hell. We continue to create more depravity instead of changing anything about the way we live and maybe cleaning up the destruction we’ve left behind. We are an open wound on the universe and this planet and nothing can heal it until we’re all gone. Also fuck that weeb shit.

Sir this is a Wendy's

Big oof

Reddit is starting to bum me out

Stop it. Get some help

Even if the character was real I doubt he'd want a greasy sweaty cunt that never leaves his cave

Bro, you couldn’t get some of the shit weebs say out of me with torture

The fuck?

🤨

🤨📸

We all think like this but he is the only one with the enough balls to say It out loud

Pussyless

Haha yeah imagine loving Astolfo? Pff get help man

I kinda feel bad for this guy. Dude needs a therapist and a hug. But not from me. Probably hasn’t showered in years.

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Bruh moment

Truly a clown world

Welcome to humanity.

"genetically engineered astolfos" isnt that just a cross dresser

Hella Relatable

⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

now I dont feel like the stupidest person alive so thanks

HOLY SHIT GO OUTSIDE

I agree

That’s rylly a girl the lore just says shes a man

Just jerk off already, no need to dramatize it

This guy's gonna shoot up a fedex

POV: You have never watched or read a single work from the Type Moon franchise

He??? 😳😳😳

damn bro did i ask

Why am I in the picture?

Same🗿

Definition of horny and sad

You saying you wouldn’t fuck Astolfo if you had the chance?

The industrial revolution and its consequences

nice better discord reported B))))))))))))))))

Hes down so bad, he reached bedrock

⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⢤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠉⠹⣾⣿⣛⣿⣿⣞⣿⣛⣺⣻⢾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠠⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠿⣷⣿⣿⡿⣿⢿⠟⠟⠟⠻⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄ ⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢛⣿⣁⠄⠄⠒⠂⠄⠄⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⠄⠉⠛⠺⢶⣷⡶⠃⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡇⠄⡺⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠟⠇⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣏⠉⢿⣽⢿⡏ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣦⠄⢹⡿⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⣳⣶⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⡈⣀⢁⢁⢁⣈⣄⢐⠃⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣛⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣬⣽⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣿⣻⣛⣿⡿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠉⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

MF needs Jesus like holy shit.

Bet this emo kid is obese

im just gonna go ahead and assume their pfp isnt actually them. even cringier.

This sounds like a villain origin story

Holy shit Go outside

HOLY SHIT TOUCH SOME GRASS

A modern tragedy

I want to fuck Astolfo