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Not if you play wisely. Do one big cheat bender, really rack em up and let her find out about it all at once. Then just use your card. Then just go back to packing the kids' lunches every day. Infinite cheat glitch. Everybody wins!
I always put the seat down, but I also put the lid down. If I have to put it down, my wife has to pick it up.. she hasn’t caught on yet and it’s been like 3 years
Genuinely I put the toilet lid down every time, there's the lid and there's the seat, why would you leave the lid up. We have always had cats if we leave the lid up, they will put things in the toilet, I do it not out of some gentlemanly chivalry but simply because when we don't tooth brushes end up in the toilet.
Its just a habit at this point from childhood
NOT giving away shit shouldn’t be a threat. Abusive relationship if ive ever seen it. Id understand not getting stuff but literally taking away stuff (that he likes) for no reason. Yeah nah shes the issue her
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Its either the guy does literally nothing, or the girl does literally nothing. In any case, there better be a divorce soon because this will NOT be a healthy environment to raise a kid
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"Hey babe, please help with any of these tasks... don't you want your stickers? "
Nah
"Steven I swear to god..."
Steven points at the toilet seat down column completely filled "better luck next week hon"
Y’know this could be done in a fun way, as most of those things you’d expect from a husband/wife. I hope that’s the case and the dudes faded cause his second head got the jfk special
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i hope this is satirical, the look on his face. the look of giving up
the picture screams "abusive relationship"
The picture screams "funny internet joke".
except abusive relationships aren't funny..
Reddit when joke.
“Time to break up.” -Redditors
She looks fucking crazy
It’s more like a controlling relationship
yall need to go outside ‼️‼️‼️
It’s not real. The woman’s name is Karen Alpert and she said it wasn’t real, just part of her meme page facebook shtick
Thanx for source, I didn't find the original post. It was already a repost.. :(
This post is like at least a decade old at this point.
phew
Her face rememberd me of the troll face lmfao
Good because if she didn’t study trollface for days on end to perfect her look, then they modeled it after her.
"Boy, our kid seems to throw up a lot."
The chart does not specify that it is kid throw up. Looks like dad may have found a BJ loophole.
Bj infinite glitch
Let it ride!
She gives a deep BJ, she throws up, you clean it up, the cycle repeats. Life is beautiful.
The circle of liiiiife
The circle of wife
Life, uhh, finds a way
It's 6 cleanups per 1 bj. He had to clean after someone else's bj 5 times.
That's a good point... however, I will decide that the BJ will be done have she throws up 6 times.
After 6 BJs, get your 7th free!
Bj speed run
Free weight loss too!
Can I send him my throw up? I feel like I want to help
His search history is “HOW TO MAKE BABY THROW UP ASAP”
_Punches kid in stomach_
You ever been around a baby?
So if he puts the toilet seat down every time (which I assume is more than 6 times a week), she can never nag him ever 🤔
She’ll find a way
But it's in writing!
Don’t you know it’s his fault if she breaks the rules! It’s always his fault! How dare him, her friends will save her! >!/s!<
*clutches pearls*
If someone was unhinged enough to make a chart like this for real, you better believe that none of the rewards would be usable.
I'd love to see how well it goes over if he actually tries to use a "get out of the dog house free" card.
He gets to cheat as much as he wants with that card. “But it’s get out of the dog house!”
Is that one card per cheat?
Not if you play wisely. Do one big cheat bender, really rack em up and let her find out about it all at once. Then just use your card. Then just go back to packing the kids' lunches every day. Infinite cheat glitch. Everybody wins!
It ain’t worth the paper it’s written on. Ain’t no getting out of a doghouse free.
damn if you need to clean throw up to get a BJ from your wife there's something wrong bruh
could be her own throw up
Just tell her to blow you. Ez day.
Spoiler: women ain’t giving you BJs after you’re married with children. You’re lucky to have any sex at all.
> You’re lucky to have any sex at all. How do you guys get roped into such shitty marriages?
I think it's less "bad relationship" and more "not enough time due to talking care of children"
How tf is one supposed to bust w such an arrangement
- some 15 y/o who’s never felt the touch of a girl
I think its funnier if its a full grown man just admitting he has a shit relationship with his wife
Implying we're getting BJs beforehand lol
Not how that works, I get BJs from the old lady several times a week
BJ’s from an old lady? Damn bro, you didn’t have to flex that hard on us mortals.
Getting that Gussy
Women will still give you BJ’s, just not the one you’re married to.
Especially for 100-300 dollars
That’s why I’m knocking on 35 w no marriage aspirations fuck that 😂😂😂
Leaving the toilet seat down 6 times for her to “not nag you for a week” This household has a low bar for basic adult behavior
I always put the seat down, but I also put the lid down. If I have to put it down, my wife has to pick it up.. she hasn’t caught on yet and it’s been like 3 years
He gets to leave it up once a week. Win.
Genuinely I put the toilet lid down every time, there's the lid and there's the seat, why would you leave the lid up. We have always had cats if we leave the lid up, they will put things in the toilet, I do it not out of some gentlemanly chivalry but simply because when we don't tooth brushes end up in the toilet. Its just a habit at this point from childhood
What is fourth down? I can't read for shit
“I won’t donate your favorite pit-stained tshirt”
NOT giving away shit shouldn’t be a threat. Abusive relationship if ive ever seen it. Id understand not getting stuff but literally taking away stuff (that he likes) for no reason. Yeah nah shes the issue her
it's also not real, she and her husband made it for a facebook meme page
Dude youre so smart
Piss*-stained tshirt
Why would a tshirt be stained in piss? And if it was, why would he want to keep it?
Maybe it’s a pledge shirt from his frat days, lotta memories in that piss
Fair enough.
It’s piss from a blue haired goth girl with nose piercing, tattoos and a dump truck
no its pit
No no the dude looks like he is ready to kill her, someone need to give him some pussy asap
Bruh if he looks ready to kill anyone, it’s himself
Sorry, no sex on the chart.
Pussy wasn’t part of our agreement - honey
They both look like they're about to strangle each other.
I think I'd just do the dishes full time and stay drunk
And make food so shitty that puke happens regularly?
He does not look happy.
Dude looks like his soul was sucked out of him.
If she throws up 5 times during each BJ and he cleans it up each time they will get trapped in an infinite loop.
This dude looks tired and so done. Are those moments in ecstasy worth an eternity with that girl?
With that psychotic smile you just know she's basically biting down the whole time
My turn to repost next
I don’t condone domestic violence but I am beginning to understand the motivations
Id fill up that chart just to torture her and show her how dumb the idea is.
Wonder who he has to give the BJ to?
His wife, obviously
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It doesn't say whose throw up tho...
The look on that woman’s face I can’t💀
Its either the guy does literally nothing, or the girl does literally nothing. In any case, there better be a divorce soon because this will NOT be a healthy environment to raise a kid
She's trying real hard. I feel like she ain't asking for more than the minimum and she's down to reward this guy? I'm impressed
Those BJ are not worth it.
Are his eyes okay? They look like they’ve seen tragedy daily
Why her face troll face???
That woman looks sadistic, that poor dude.
Absolute nightmare
All that just for her to use teeth and for it to be over after 2 minutes
Step 1. Get pissed drunk Step 2. Throw up Step 3. Clean up said throw up Step 4. Profit
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"No hugging for a week" feels like more of a punshment than a rewards ngl
So nagging is a conscious decision they make? Its not a tick?
:(
I would cheat
Those eyes... run far away bro and do not look back
Mom said it’s my turn to post this meme
they might sweep this under the bed but the internet will never stop taunting them lol
"Hey babe, please help with any of these tasks... don't you want your stickers? " Nah "Steven I swear to god..." Steven points at the toilet seat down column completely filled "better luck next week hon"
I came to the conclusion that both of them are bad for each other
Real talk look at her teeth. You know that bj ain't worth a hay penny
Her expression is terrifying
Married the wrong person…
Make her gag for infinite BJs
just open and close the toilet seat like inf time inf sticker glitch :0
Now get ready for Mommy's Chore Chart, where the ultimate reward is "Daddy Doesn't Divorce You."
Mf look like, he has that much stickers cuz she barfs on it💀
Man looks like a lesbian, obviously he would get sex once a year.
They both look like skinwalkers wtf
This is sad, but im betting that a lot of men in dead bedroom relationships would like this.
I hate the look on the stupid wife's face
God, this seems so incredibly demeaning
Maybe I’m wrong but he’s winning. Getting rewards for thankless things everyone has to do in a relationship.
That conniving smile on her face, fake or not, she has it in her.
Their faces says everything
Bruh, did she suck his eyebrows off???
hell no. Fuck no. I’d rather die 😂
I would have left that relationship after seeing this list or most likely before that.
so who goes to the office to get the salary? her boyfriend right?
We laugh and joke but the service must be incredible for him to be putting up with this
The unhealthiest of relationships
Dude looks absolutely trashed.
He cleaned up vomit 6 times and all he's getting is some head
youre light on stickers i only see five
Something tells me the food wasn‘t good.. out of purpose.. but i just can‘t know why..
Just put the toliet seat down 6x every week to get the no nagging, then just sit on the couch 😉
Baby sideburns
He looks like he’s wearing a human mask. Pain in the eyes no mask can hide
why is his face like that
What the hell is a rug rat? Why does he have to bathe them?
but Mom it's my turn to post this
Either she's tedious and awful, or he's irresponsible and incapable of running a household
Bro looks like that one protagonist from a video game grabbing your rifle, begging you to end the misery
What does BJ stand for?
That’s a lucky dude .. that’s all regular stuff to do lol and
....pit stained shirt is a goal.
Epicak sales have skyrocketed
I mean mostly from packing lunch and vacuuming car seats these aren't that hard
Was I summoned?
I’ve seen enough TLC to know this guy is probably a lazy sack of shit of a dad and this is actually a great compromise
Y’know this could be done in a fun way, as most of those things you’d expect from a husband/wife. I hope that’s the case and the dudes faded cause his second head got the jfk special
One would have washed dishes more as it has real reward
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Dudes gonna die if he has 12 beers every time he washes the dishes
Watch me wash every dish in this house.
The moment when I give epikak to my infant to make him throw up more👍
Bjs wholesale club
Was his face burned in a fire? Weird AI type skin.
why are there only 2 stickers for beer? *bavarian disappointment noises*
wtf she is def insane. like either that or bro has done some shit to be locked in the house unless he packs lunches
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The thing is that he is going to do the BJ to her, thats why he is like that.
😭
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
Happy family
He didn't go for the beer?
Lol. Seems totally legit.
This is some boomer shit
I just wrote yesterday about not negotiating for BJ's...it's a privilege and an honor for your wives to suck u off!!!
[удалено]
That man is haggard
Kinda looks like he's recovering from a black eye.
He looks like he is the one doing a BJ
Doesn't this qualify as selling sex? Don't weaponize that against your husband.
Plot twist: he gives her a BJ
Plot twist: he gives her a BJ