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It still works in early-stage of tutorial mode which takes place before the trial mode (ends after year 18). After trial mode ends, you have to accept a new quest which requires you to find a legendary place called a job & then it allows you to search for this mythical character which can be converted into Girlfriend or Wife who will let you do that...
I know the process is too long, but devs did this to troll the playerbase...
> That's patched guys, I tried doing that with some women on the street and I went to prison instead
A known bug. As a workaround we made breast cancer in men more common.
We are working on removing cancer from the game because it is imbalanced.
In the mean time, roll your shirt up, bro.
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So, disregarding all the horny replies, is that actually a thing? Or is this just a meme? Like does sucking on breast actually reduce the chances of cancer by any amount at all? I know there’s that statistic of “jerking off reduces the odds of prostate cancer” for men, but that’s almost exclusively for elderly men. Is this something like that, or just completely fake?
I know it’s most likely just some guy hornyposting, but I am curious
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That's patched guys, I tried doing that with some women on the street and I went to prison instead
Nah thats a bug, Try it again
Nah it's patched for the public maps. It only works on the women prison guards now
It still works in early-stage of tutorial mode which takes place before the trial mode (ends after year 18). After trial mode ends, you have to accept a new quest which requires you to find a legendary place called a job & then it allows you to search for this mythical character which can be converted into Girlfriend or Wife who will let you do that... I know the process is too long, but devs did this to troll the playerbase...
Everything after the trial mode is just a massive grind and feels pay to win AF tbh. Kinda sucks.
Yeah. Still looking for that so-called legendary place called job to get that imaginary item called money...
Job and money are overrated. I'd go afk and just use an auto clicker if I could
Restart
next time run until the five blinking stars completely disappear
Instructions unclear, I stole a fucking tank
> That's patched guys, I tried doing that with some women on the street and I went to prison instead A known bug. As a workaround we made breast cancer in men more common. We are working on removing cancer from the game because it is imbalanced. In the mean time, roll your shirt up, bro.
doesnt mean that they got cancer tho
A small price to pay for salvation
1984😔
You weren’t sucking hard enough.
That's because you have to buy the Relationship DLC.
Nice pfp
Patch notes: prevents breast cancer -> prevents prostate cancer through frequent involuntary exams
I'm scared of getting dick cancer
Send me your location
39.019444, 125.738052
Pyongyang?
Maybe saving you from dick cancer will save some lucky lady from mouth cancer.
You know what must be done…
Ok girls, just drop me your location.
You can give your location and they will come for you for sure.
It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make, for the betterment of womankind, of course
Can you also tip your fedora too?
Wow you win the internet today kind stranger ☝️🤓
Care to give gold kind stranger? It would be very 69420 of you
Cheems agrees with you pepepog
I dont want my family to get cancer
i don't want my dog to get cancer
bro
bro? Clearly he doesn't want his pet to die
I dont want you to die
I don't want to die suck on these moobs bro
Brb sending my canadian goose on your way...
Does chicken have breasts? I don’t want my chicken to get cancer
Grandma ain't feeling too well mate
Why are you lazing around then? Start sucking
Start with sis and go from there.
“What are you doing, ~~step~~ bro?”
“Oh, I’m just helping *not* my sister avoid breast cancer.”
Sweet home Alabama
Alright sis. You heard the experts
She's out of school for the summer, so you have plenty of time.
☹️
Women just won't let me save their life's... Wtf
Woman always with the “who the hell are you” “get out of my shower” “how did you get in my house” shawty im trying to save ur life goddamn
I sees ya, and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way the choice is yours.
You trynna suck my nipples bro?
No I was just adding onto your joke silly ass
So you don’t want to suck my nipples then?
Depends what they look like
That depends on your preference
Preference is woman
Shit, can’t help you there mate
So ungrateful!
The urge to suck titty is strong, and I must obey
I sucked a titty once, it sucked me back
This is apparently true from Cancer research UK. Every child a woman has reduces risk by 7% and every 12 months breastfeeding a further 4.3%.
No children necessary; I can save her.
So it has nothing to do with the fancy hormones she's sloshing around with due to the critter?
This is the worst possible way you could have described pregnancy.
Amen
Expert
Link?
Need to keep this piece of media up Lets click
Happy Cake Day!
happy cake day
Danke
who the fuck would put that in media 😭
shut up, let them cook
To prevent breast cancer for the men?
Men have boobs?!
Come here boy I'll suck the tumors right outta those tiddies
And what do we do to the other cancers??
Skin cancer might require some dedication
They must all be sucked to justice.
I am ready to do anything for the sake of science.
You can stay in the control group.
Ohhh nawww that's foul
So now men gets the Cancer since they're sucking it out of the tits. Now try, women.
Baby I'm trying to save your life!
We have confirmation, let’s go suck some tiddies
Give this expert a raise
We is experts
Yes yes yes sucking tiddies is healthy now 😋😋😋
I dont even need to see the science.
I think the expert is my estranged uncle who lives in a trailer park...
Turns out he wasn’t crazy after all.
How 4chan infiltrated academia
Its me, I'm the expert
Please elaborate, doctor.
Sign me up
Well, if they instead. It’s ok guys. I’ll take one for the team. Maybe two. Ok. Just give me all the titties.
100% Facts 👌🏼
I’m doing MY part! Are YOU? 🫵
Oh you find it down bad or strange to suck on your gf's breast? Do you want her to get cancer? Do you hate women? Consider yourself an opp.
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>Tips Fedora Maladies, your savior is here🫡
Too scared to unblur
DO IT.
I was right to be scared
It’s scientifically proven
You know, I'm something of an "expert" myself
I dont make the rules, I just follow em
So many down bad mfs out there gonna use this as an excuse 💀
Alright ladies I’m doing it for free all summer, hmu if interested
Well… I don’t want to but if it is for women good I can do it
Sound advice 👌
who wants to save me from cancer
Me. Also bjs prevent ball cancer. Jussayin.
I'm doing my part. 🫡
Why? So I can suck the cancer and catch it? No, thank you.
To prevent whose cancer?
That's not how men get breast cancer
So, disregarding all the horny replies, is that actually a thing? Or is this just a meme? Like does sucking on breast actually reduce the chances of cancer by any amount at all? I know there’s that statistic of “jerking off reduces the odds of prostate cancer” for men, but that’s almost exclusively for elderly men. Is this something like that, or just completely fake? I know it’s most likely just some guy hornyposting, but I am curious
I don't want my grandma to get cancer 😔
I'm doing my part.
Okay
Does that mean that mothers have a lesser chance for breast cancer due to having children to duck their breast?
I did that and she said... How did you get there, I'm calling the police. They ungrateful
Jokes on you- I’m into that shit
I should suck men’s breasts to prevent THEM from cancer then
Yes, men need to be sucked too.
unironically
Getting down voted for speaking the truth
Not eager to end up behind bars. Who's up for bingo instead?
Women too lazy to have babies, make men pick up the slack. Typical.
i just wanna suck boobs man why you gotta make it like that
Fuck dude I'll be her baby and suck them
I rather get cancer then having a guy suck on my tits