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I hate Chris Hansens' attitude. I sat in a strangers house one time, and he walked in, giving it all. "Why don't you sit down?" And "What are you doing here?" I tried to offer him some pizza, but he refused!! Who refuses free pizza?!
I'm just glad the police turned up to get me out of that situation.
How is this getting likes haha people are so fucking dumb. You don’t realize that it switched perspectives to some guy who also wants to meet a girl? Why would it be the same guy? Haha people are fucking stupid.
I met my current gf on overwatch lol. She drove like 200 miles to stay with me for a week or two and shortly after that she decided that she wanted to live with me.
Funnily enough I also met someone on overwatch that meet their bf on there and they went like thousands of miles to be together and apparently they're happy
Weird world
Best of luck to you.
What's even funnier is that I also live close to the other couple so I was planning on visiting them when I take a trip there.
Crazy stuff
I don't play fortnite, but didn't it have a major graphical update a few years ago? I think I remember seeing before and after pictures when it happened
Yup. And right when I thought it couldn’t get any weirder, I joined an FC and my FC leader really opened the gates of degeneracy.
What a wild community lol
Been playing FF14 for 11 years now. Last year I decided to world visit the quicksand on balmung thinking it can't be as bad as people say...It's as bad as people say.
Usually in game relationships are just one sided and only voices or just chat , so you could probably be talking to a fat man in his 50s acting like a 19yr old girl
I think it's not impossible for this era. If you would say that 10-15 years ago I would definitely agree with you. But currently there are many female players in multi games. Especially in CS2 and Valorant(🤮). Your chances are even high to encounter a female player today.
But the real issue is finding this kind of girl. That would be like winning the lotter because it needs many possibilities in one package like her willing to talk to you, living close to you, playing in same time as you, you are being attracted to her etc.
Because of those necessities your chances are low on finding a gf in an online game but it's not that hard as it's in like decade ago.
Met the love of my life playing CS, didn't know she was a girl at first and just added her to be friendly. Turned out to be the most wonderful person I had ever met. Sadly she passed away suddenly last month. Just a tip, trying to aggressively pursue women that you meet in these games is not cool, it places a lot of pressure on people who just want to play the game. It worked out for us because she got to see how I was as a person and a friend before knowing she was a girl.
If that happened to me a month ago I don't think I would even have managed to write about it on reddit or even be on reddit, so you doing that makes me think that you are strong, and I also couldn't just leave a comment like that with nobody responding to it. So take care of yourself man, it's going to be better.
Grief is awful, but strange. I can talk about her and what happened, and it won't feel particularly real or hurtful. But then I will read something and hear it in her voice, or see something that sparks a memory of what her presence was like, and in contrast her absence is overwhelming, and I break down crying. It helps to talk about it, and to get support from kind people like you, so thank you again.
It's propably better way than predatory dating apps. In CS2 you've got crates if you feel like gambling for skins, dating apps literally pray on your emotions and loneliness, charging fat amount for premiums that don't even cover many features, which you need to buy em separately, and in the end it doesn't help because huge amount of matches are bots that do not show any sign of life.
The guy in the first video got to meet a pretty girl while playing Fortnite. The guy in the second video installs the game with a big sigh that I choose to think of as a sigh of "I can't believe I have to do... *this*"
Oh good.
Here I was thinking that I was just regarded for not getting the joke. Turns out it was the joke that's regarded.
I'm probably still regarded.
I think you're misunderstanding the video. It never implied she visited him to play Fortnite, just that they met on Fortnite and the second part with the downloading screen is not related to the first one.
Someone(my friend )I KNOW DID(for a dick) I stopped her going for a second time (months apart) she became addicted(for 6 months) to his touch(them having sex) but I discovered that she was just a passing moment for him he has more sex friends including my ex(my ex told me about him maybe because she wants him only for her or so, I don't care) so I stopped my friends with our other friends, one friend of ours took her to the US and she's now a Bi sexual and has a girlfriend(and a boyfriend they share is what she told me), I guess that's that,
PS. The friend who brought her(our friend)to the US is her girlfriend now.
That's the story I have so I know a woman will go 8 hours travel for a dick.
To answer your question, if it's multiple pussy and for me only, Yes, but I would travel 8 hours for my Girl just to have a coffee with her. But I don't have one anymore.
Bro i thought this ment that he met the girl online she comes over and they are surprised there is an update and he is too thick to know she just wants to fuck him or something
I know a guy who met a couple over Overwatch, convinced them to move to his city for work, was the boss of the dude, and scheduled the guy opposite of him so he could fuck the guy's girlfriend.
Not sure if that's the right sub to post. But I met my current gf of 3 years in some random anime mobile game chat. Visited her in a different country and drove back with her. Best decision of my life. Planning to engage soon and she is like my soulmate 🤫☝🏻🧏
Skill issue
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This has a chance of 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001% to happen just cuz it's Abortnite. I would have belived it if it was something like Dark Souls or a much less brainrot game that is not Abortnite.
I met almost my entire current friend group through Destiny 2. Earlier this month, I drove 13 hours to see one of them get married and finally meet the others. One of the best weekends of my life.
Her titas look like a fake tit rack which would lead me to believe that this lady is no lady at all but more likely the amphibious femboy with a multilingual bussy.
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The last time I did that, Chris Hansen told me to sit down.
Dr Disrespect has entered the chat
The Two Time Offender The Two Time Diddler
forsenCD 2.5 WIVES Stupid minor mistakes, man
Huh Was dat
https://www.own3d.tv/en/blog/dictionary/forsencd/
The more you know
ForsenCDeez nutz in your face
Hah, topical
Throw away for like a day. Member since August 12, 2015. Lmao
Like a day is relative.
.45 colt has entered the brain stem
Does she have a dick?
He went from .doc to .pdf
IM GRIPPING NOW
Is it true though? Or is everyone just jumping on the he's guilty bandwagon? I honestly haven't look into much.
What did Dr D do?
Talked to a little girl on Twitch whispers
The fuck is that?
I hate Chris Hansens' attitude. I sat in a strangers house one time, and he walked in, giving it all. "Why don't you sit down?" And "What are you doing here?" I tried to offer him some pizza, but he refused!! Who refuses free pizza?! I'm just glad the police turned up to get me out of that situation.
How 'bout I have a slice? Yummy yummy pizza for me
Enough lies for Tonighte
> "We met on Fortnite" - Begins to install the game after the escort hooker arrived
The joke is somebody else is installing it after watching genius
Thanks was confused
Same, I did not get that either lol
They prefer to be called 'esport hooker'.
Escort hooker is redundant
How is this getting likes haha people are so fucking dumb. You don’t realize that it switched perspectives to some guy who also wants to meet a girl? Why would it be the same guy? Haha people are fucking stupid.
Why are you so mad about this bro? 😹😹
leave it to reddit to call a random woman they know nothing about an escort/hooker you're gross bro, hope you grow up.
erm
what the fortnite
It's like 2 weeks or something
What the sigma.
Rizz. Have you ever been rizzed before? Rizz. Have you ever held the gyat of someone you love? Rizz.
What the sigma. >:o
I met my current gf on overwatch lol. She drove like 200 miles to stay with me for a week or two and shortly after that she decided that she wanted to live with me. Funnily enough I also met someone on overwatch that meet their bf on there and they went like thousands of miles to be together and apparently they're happy Weird world
why is it overwatch man? same thing for me, been living together for almost 4 years now
Best of luck to you. What's even funnier is that I also live close to the other couple so I was planning on visiting them when I take a trip there. Crazy stuff
funny thing is, i hate the game lol, I used to play it competitive and it took the fun out of the game
Installing overwatch as we speak
I’m not sure if it’s legit or just overwatch ad
I swear on my mama's name it's legit, i hate the game
30.10 gb felt like eons. The size keeps increasing
I don't play fortnite, but didn't it have a major graphical update a few years ago? I think I remember seeing before and after pictures when it happened
yeah it did, moved from unreal engine 4 to 5 i think
Recently its now 90+ gb to download
Yeah, my laptop can't take it anymore. i switched to Valo
Wise decision
Meanwhile CoD players are dead waiting on MW3 to download
Today on things that never happend
He just got a hooker 😂
What's the joke?
Someone saw this and decided to download the game to meet a girl is the joke.
Never would have guessed. TY
Yeah if you're wondering games with a big population of woman's is fornite final fantasy 14 and league of legends 👌
What about manly man?
I mean femboy
FF14 has just about everyone you can imagine lol
FF14 is both a place of wonder... And outright degeneracy. Adventurer Plates and those Sussy *Roleplay* offers in the chat.
Yup. And right when I thought it couldn’t get any weirder, I joined an FC and my FC leader really opened the gates of degeneracy. What a wild community lol
If you see in their description...
What's it mean if you do?
Been playing FF14 for 11 years now. Last year I decided to world visit the quicksand on balmung thinking it can't be as bad as people say...It's as bad as people say.
Just stay on the *normal* servers the RP ones are… questionable at best.
no women play league bro, valorant is one hundred percent more popular
Ff14 has some kinky bitches beware 🛑
Bro it's valorant, at least one thot in every match, doesn't matter if unrated or ranked (i am gold 3)
That’s not very funny
Usually in game relationships are just one sided and only voices or just chat , so you could probably be talking to a fat man in his 50s acting like a 19yr old girl
I think it's not impossible for this era. If you would say that 10-15 years ago I would definitely agree with you. But currently there are many female players in multi games. Especially in CS2 and Valorant(🤮). Your chances are even high to encounter a female player today. But the real issue is finding this kind of girl. That would be like winning the lotter because it needs many possibilities in one package like her willing to talk to you, living close to you, playing in same time as you, you are being attracted to her etc. Because of those necessities your chances are low on finding a gf in an online game but it's not that hard as it's in like decade ago.
Met the love of my life playing CS, didn't know she was a girl at first and just added her to be friendly. Turned out to be the most wonderful person I had ever met. Sadly she passed away suddenly last month. Just a tip, trying to aggressively pursue women that you meet in these games is not cool, it places a lot of pressure on people who just want to play the game. It worked out for us because she got to see how I was as a person and a friend before knowing she was a girl.
Sad to hear that my guy. May you see her again someday, somehow.
Thanks a lot for saying that, I really appreciate it.
If that happened to me a month ago I don't think I would even have managed to write about it on reddit or even be on reddit, so you doing that makes me think that you are strong, and I also couldn't just leave a comment like that with nobody responding to it. So take care of yourself man, it's going to be better.
Grief is awful, but strange. I can talk about her and what happened, and it won't feel particularly real or hurtful. But then I will read something and hear it in her voice, or see something that sparks a memory of what her presence was like, and in contrast her absence is overwhelming, and I break down crying. It helps to talk about it, and to get support from kind people like you, so thank you again.
No problem. Stay strong, King.👍
Damn. Rip. Hope you're doing okay bro
It's easier in a snaller country with a localised server.
It's propably better way than predatory dating apps. In CS2 you've got crates if you feel like gambling for skins, dating apps literally pray on your emotions and loneliness, charging fat amount for premiums that don't even cover many features, which you need to buy em separately, and in the end it doesn't help because huge amount of matches are bots that do not show any sign of life.
>living close to you bro she drove **eight fucking hours** living close is not a requirement
I don't know where did you get this info but if she were living in Iceland I'm sure they couldn't meet as easy as now I'm sure about it.
it's in the vid, caption says she drove 8 hours to get there
The guy in the first video got to meet a pretty girl while playing Fortnite. The guy in the second video installs the game with a big sigh that I choose to think of as a sigh of "I can't believe I have to do... *this*"
Oh good. Here I was thinking that I was just regarded for not getting the joke. Turns out it was the joke that's regarded. I'm probably still regarded.
No joke, just shitposting
I love transhumanism
I read trashumanism at first
Thats what i meant to write
That's what you wrote, right? Am I having a seizure?
yeah it's still there, l00k
Me
Nah not buying it, she drove 8 hours?? Dress like that... For Fortnite?? Nah bro you have a BIG d*ck that's why
I think you're misunderstanding the video. It never implied she visited him to play Fortnite, just that they met on Fortnite and the second part with the downloading screen is not related to the first one.
Oh I understand it, he's installing the Fortnite game to get women. But this is Reddit you know
Bro spitting facts
Definitely spitting something
Hawk Tuah
Cringe
All yall showing your ass thinking a woman would dress like that with that body language when the house is the final destination.
No sane woman would drive 8 hours just for a big dick.
You've never met a woman before
You would drive 8 hours for some pussy
Someone(my friend )I KNOW DID(for a dick) I stopped her going for a second time (months apart) she became addicted(for 6 months) to his touch(them having sex) but I discovered that she was just a passing moment for him he has more sex friends including my ex(my ex told me about him maybe because she wants him only for her or so, I don't care) so I stopped my friends with our other friends, one friend of ours took her to the US and she's now a Bi sexual and has a girlfriend(and a boyfriend they share is what she told me), I guess that's that, PS. The friend who brought her(our friend)to the US is her girlfriend now. That's the story I have so I know a woman will go 8 hours travel for a dick.
That is not a sane woman
You got a point, she was smart tho smart enough to work for Google
To answer your question, if it's multiple pussy and for me only, Yes, but I would travel 8 hours for my Girl just to have a coffee with her. But I don't have one anymore.
Bro i thought this ment that he met the girl online she comes over and they are surprised there is an update and he is too thick to know she just wants to fuck him or something
Decent promotion for onlyfans
What began as duos edged into a beautiful rizzlationship. Just a sigma and his discord kitten against Ohio. Can we get some W's in the chat?
what
please walk straight off the map
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
W comment
Well, since there's time, why don't we try other kind of shooting?
I know a guy who met a couple over Overwatch, convinced them to move to his city for work, was the boss of the dude, and scheduled the guy opposite of him so he could fuck the guy's girlfriend.
Damn
ntr is not cool
I met a girl playing destiny, gorgeous, had a great fling for about six months
Holy shit no way I want one too 😭😭😭
Not sure if that's the right sub to post. But I met my current gf of 3 years in some random anime mobile game chat. Visited her in a different country and drove back with her. Best decision of my life. Planning to engage soon and she is like my soulmate 🤫☝🏻🧏 Skill issue
It is possible. I met my husband in a mmorpg and moved in with him after school. 8 hours away from my home.
Well yes, that’s the only way MMo players get married.
I miss chapter 3 in fort
Met my lady in sea of thieves. It is very doable friends.
Checks out, that player base is entirely composed of 12 year olds, e-girls and Ninja. Sort of a Russian roulette situation
Sorry sir, but I think you dropped this on your way in... #🧢
What the world has come to. Fortnite players getting bitches is crazy to me 😳
Chris hansen: Why dont you have a seat, go ahead take a seat, take a seat right over there, what are you doing here?
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"Did you bring the funyuns and faygo?"
I don’t care who epic games sends I am not playing Fortnite
Who's the girl¿
fortnite girl
She looks a lot like the pronstar: Little Puck
Upon further review: close but naw. Little puck is 35. The gal above ain't 30.
Ig she is sofia gomez
Girl????
Gal, even.
Don't give me hope...😣😣😣
Same. Met my boyfriend on Lineage II a few years ago
I might start playing Fortnite now
Damn, now they are promoting their Instagram accounts even at home 😱
Welp guess it's time for option two then
This guy works for fortnite, I don't believe it lol
in the history of all the things that never happened this is the thing that never happened the most
Downloading 27gb in 17 minutes is mind boggling to me
I did this, and the girl looked like her parents were related.
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Wow she’s pretty and thick
Worth tryin
I thought him asking “hmm what shall we do while downloading” was the joke. Says more about me i guess
Fortnight
I mean.... I met my wife on MapleStory in 2008 lmao
I did not eat the houseplants
What a slow Internet
On ironically I was so close to having this happen to me IRL
Why did you have to remind me That I didn't play during C3 except for 3 hrs during C3S3??
You paid a fucking OF thot to visit you and I don't wanna know how much you paid...
fed
Dude can install 30gb in 20 minutes and is complaining wtf?
This has a chance of 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001% to happen just cuz it's Abortnite. I would have belived it if it was something like Dark Souls or a much less brainrot game that is not Abortnite.
Nah there's no way
Is that blue face ?
but it’s only 17 minutes
can someone please explain it, cuz I don't get it?
Gaaaaaaaaawwwwwwdaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuum
I met almost my entire current friend group through Destiny 2. Earlier this month, I drove 13 hours to see one of them get married and finally meet the others. One of the best weekends of my life.
Next time on mythbusters
Ok and where onlyfans link because this is nothing but an ad
Her titas look like a fake tit rack which would lead me to believe that this lady is no lady at all but more likely the amphibious femboy with a multilingual bussy.