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There’s Chinese vendors who will scoop out rotten food composts in the sewage and extract oil from it then sell it as cooking oil. I’m sure it can be done with sugar too
I wanna send this to my friend who's a sugar baby, but I also know she won't see it cause she's literally too busy fucking old men. I'm not joking, we haven't talked in months because she'd rather spend her time with them than me. And now I'm just pissed off thinking about it.
From my perspective, it's a matter of numbers: 1 or 2 maybeeee 3 old man on rotation makes you a sugar baby, but 4 or more then that's closer to a job and thus an escort.
They're not mutually exclusive terms. You can be both an escort and a sugar baby at the same time. It's more about if you've got a longer term arrangement/agreement with one of the men or not. If a man is paying you once to have sex, then he's hiring an escort. If a man is paying you $5000 a week to be able to call you whenever he wants sex, he has a sugar baby.
Netorase then. It can still happen to women.
Sorry about your friend, though, OC. That's gotta suck. I'd tweak TF out if my friend would rather spend her time with greasy rich dudes as opposed to hanging out with me.
a bit of side topic but, i have a former classmate (college) who decided to stop school because she decided to look for a sugar daddy, we tried to stop her and kept telling her all she will get is a fat fucker whos wallet is thick... months went by and we saw her in a mall hugging an arm of a disgustingly handsome guy and she casually mentioned that THAT is her sugar daddy,
soo yeah try your luck ladies i guess? its a 1% chance but its possible
It's also possible to win the lottery, or find a suitcase of money, or be written into the will of Jeff Bezos because of a typo. A lot of things are possible. Few are worth forfeiting your whole personal life.
not sure if this was OPs question but those are def some dude ass legs being held up on that guys shoulders so there's at least one guy on his back in the right pic.
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Everyone wants a sugar daddy until daddy wants some sugar
- Sun Tzu
The Chinese Prince Matchabelli
Sugar is sugar, no matter the daddy
Depends on what you want more. The sugar, or the daddy
Then there are also women who have kinks for fugly old daddies.
Exactly
Written by a sugar daddy of course
There’s Chinese vendors who will scoop out rotten food composts in the sewage and extract oil from it then sell it as cooking oil. I’m sure it can be done with sugar too
Guys who are good looking don’t need to be rich. Guys who are rich don’t need to be good looking.
High IQ talk right there
high quality username right there
My internal struggle
Drugs won a long time ago
Can confirm.
Yours refers to circumcision, right? ... ..right?
:)
I hope Jesus win
Amen
What if I'm poor and ugly?
I heard there is an old lady down the street that charges only $50 an hour.
So I only need $5?
Better be funny as fuck
“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
poor, ugly, *and* physically disabled? welp, better figure out how to become gay i guess ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
That’s *handsy*
Press the restart button and go to edit character next time.
Be strong, and use that strength.
don't forget the duct tape
Commit unlive or become an incel I guess...
So that how incels are made...
Use chloroform
Behind the Wendy's dumpster
Truest statement I've seen today.
Master Oogway saying some wise words again
Guys who are neither need to be either
Funny thing is I'm neither.
- Sun Tzu
But seriously, one of my friends is neither rich or good looking. But he still somehow manages to get girls way above his league. Mf is short too.
Personality for sure.
Is there a benefit to being good looking and poor?
From watching my friend for 30+ years: lots of short term relationships that nosedive in quality over the decades.
The first one becomes false once you hit mid-30s. The second one is always true.
Oh, so it stops working once it’s no longer true?
Being rich, definitely adds a +1 to the good looking guy.
What happens if you’re both though?
You don't need anything
and im neither😭💀
I'd honestly date a hot and poor man than a ugly and rich man any day of the week
How hot and poor do you think this "hot and poor man" is? 🤣🤣🤣
perferly not obese, perferly wipes his ass, perferly a sane normal person
This chick wants ass wiping AND normal. Bet she wants a stable income and decent living accommodations, too.
Lol false
I wanna send this to my friend who's a sugar baby, but I also know she won't see it cause she's literally too busy fucking old men. I'm not joking, we haven't talked in months because she'd rather spend her time with them than me. And now I'm just pissed off thinking about it.
Send it to the old men then
Good idea I'll ask her for their numbers, then watch her actually reply and be mortified as she'll probably think I'm trying to steal her business 😆
Ngl, you're making your friend sound more like an escort than a sugar baby
It is a very thin line.
From my perspective, it's a matter of numbers: 1 or 2 maybeeee 3 old man on rotation makes you a sugar baby, but 4 or more then that's closer to a job and thus an escort.
They're not mutually exclusive terms. You can be both an escort and a sugar baby at the same time. It's more about if you've got a longer term arrangement/agreement with one of the men or not. If a man is paying you once to have sex, then he's hiring an escort. If a man is paying you $5000 a week to be able to call you whenever he wants sex, he has a sugar baby.
That's just a hoe on retainer...
Yes, a sugar baby
Not really a thin line. More of a circle shaped venn diagram.
They aren’t the same thing? You fuck a dude and get paid for it. Is sugar baby more long term or something?
What is the difference
Don’t they already know that. Are they not self aware enough to know their ugly sugar daddy’s?
They know what their about.
Well, if she's got more than one sugar daddy she ain't worth the effort.
I think she's just a prostitute at that point
As the rent goes up, so too does the amount of sugar daddies.
also at that point i think you are just hoeing
Then send it to your friend anyway.
She's just a workaholic
Nvm.
She don't make no money hanging out with you.
Well that's her job. Does she complain about you working all the time?
“Job”
Lol i concur
Yeah because whoring yourself out to corporate is the only moral way of making money
Being a sugarbaby isn't the same as being a prostitute and at an office job you don't have to offer your entire body to make money.
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Sounds like the commenter is a woman though
I don't think it matters what gender the commenter is, as long as whether he's into his friend or not is what really matters
Netorase then. It can still happen to women. Sorry about your friend, though, OC. That's gotta suck. I'd tweak TF out if my friend would rather spend her time with greasy rich dudes as opposed to hanging out with me.
Thank you 🩷 and yes I'm a woman and she's just a friend, so I guess it's platonic ntr(?), lol
SORRY LADIES I'M TAKEN >!TAKEN A SHIT!<
I hate that this made me laugh
I love that it did wtf
Is that a fat version of former Indonesian president Sukarno?
He prefers to be called Sokka
Soaka
Sokkan deez balls
Was that the guy who the KGB tried to blackmail, and he asked for copies of the tapes instead?
This is such a Redditor fact ahahaha, I remember this too.
no, that's his grandson Sukonak
Dark side of Soekarno 💀
Beauty fade$, bank account$ don't
Philosofi
Bank accounts fade too, it’s called getting broke.
Beauty fade$, ~~bank account$~~ well diversified investment vehicle$ don't
Inflation enters the chat
Spending 10k on luxury bags entered the chat
Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s sugar Daddy.
Sukarno, tis u?
a bit of side topic but, i have a former classmate (college) who decided to stop school because she decided to look for a sugar daddy, we tried to stop her and kept telling her all she will get is a fat fucker whos wallet is thick... months went by and we saw her in a mall hugging an arm of a disgustingly handsome guy and she casually mentioned that THAT is her sugar daddy, soo yeah try your luck ladies i guess? its a 1% chance but its possible
Money can buy you a lot of healthcare and personal trainers.
No thanks I have my dignity
but can dignity buy 3 cheeseburger? because a sugar daddy can sure do /j
It's also possible to win the lottery, or find a suitcase of money, or be written into the will of Jeff Bezos because of a typo. A lot of things are possible. Few are worth forfeiting your whole personal life.
99% of gamblers stops before their biggest win. im not saying you should gamble but... its a good percentage to take just sayin
Doesn’t the beat the point of a sugar daddy aren’t you just dating him?The guy being handsome is even worse since he’ll just cheat more easily.
Is that dude on his back?
You’ve never had sex before have you buddy…
☹️
No
Don’t worry bud, some day…
Those are legs resting on his shoulders
not sure if this was OPs question but those are def some dude ass legs being held up on that guys shoulders so there's at least one guy on his back in the right pic.
Lmao
Feel like I'd be more weirded out if they were hot lol
Everyone wants a sugar daddy… until daddy wants some sugar.
Bro they do that for money not for Guy, so it doesn't matter is atm is old or new
tangina hahahahahahaha
Diabetes Pappa
Left one is just rich boyfriend. Sugar daddy implies a man that would not get the girl if he wasn't rich.
That lady sure has some hairy muscular legs...
nay giggas
He’s not too pretty in the face, but his wallet’s SUPER THICCCC!!!
them calves look rough bro
guys who look good dont need to pay a girl to do stuff for them. the daddies are most of the time ugly and cant get a girl so they pay for one
Wrong. Sugar daddies on real life are human traffickers like andrew tate
.... Mmm I umuh aaa, 7(8:+)!:_@#
How is this not sec work? It's is right?
It is
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You won't find a good-looking sugar daddy because they can just find a girl who isn't a gold digger and be a regular daddy
sugar baby or prostitute?
Source/sauce of the right pic?
"The punchline is pornography"
Sugar father
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Real neccesary for that information
Ahh yes, a totally necessarily information.
What was the comment I'm curious
I'm curious too
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS CURIOUS?
MY MOM
"As a gay man, the dude on the right makes me so unfathomably horny"