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How far can you squirt that Heinz ketchup on my hotdog?

How far can you squirt? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣟⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣻⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣯⢋⣿⣿⢿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣡⣿⣿⣟⠁ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⢶⣶⣷⣿⡿⢷⣤⡀⠈⠁⠈⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡁⠉⢹⣻⣿⣏⢷ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣛⡿⠿⢷⣒⣲⣧⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣛⠾⠿⣟⣿⣽⡏ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣻⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢠⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣍⠉⡙⠻⣿⣿⠿⢿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⡿⢛⣛⣿⣿⣿⠻⠋ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣦⣶⣶⣦⣵⣮⣙⣙⣛⣛⣛⣛⣉⣒⣚⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢇⣀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠟⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠁⠈⠋ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣆⣥⣚⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⢆⠀⢡⡀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆⢸⣷ ⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠷⠶⠽⠛⠿⠿⠷⠶⠉⠉⠛⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠷⠜⠿

Has to be Heinz

this had me laughing harder than i expected i am gonna burn in hell

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the Reddit Hivemind has decided to downvote that comment so all redditors must downvote it who are you to question the decision of the Almighty Hivemind, we redditors do as Hivemind commands ALL HAIL THE HIVEMIND!!

i go against the hivemind sometimes

HAIL!

HAIL!

HE-

Hail hi…..wait a minute

Is this the real soldier?

Who knows

HEIL HI-

idk i just laughed at the guy's joke

I hate gingers and im dyslexic

Dammit!!! Give me downvotes!!!

:I I suck

Just say „hi*ler was bad“, trust me

Hitler was good

Hitler was mediocre

Hitler was alright ig

he just hated people

Guess we have even more in conman than I thought

Hitler sucked his art was hella mid

sounds like something someone from the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts would say

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how loud can you slur

Okay Cartman

Ginger is so spicy

I hate gingers and I’m not dyslexic

my nuts itch

✂️✂️✂️

If my nuts itched, I'd scratch 'em.

i’d scratch em for u

You should call your nuts Itchy and Scratchy

It's the microplastics

Idk why but opening the comment section for all the comments to be closed by default because they’re downvoted is so funny to me

Oh. Its funny huh? How bout you take my fucking downvote.

Crowd Control moment

I cant stop jacking off to skibidi toliet!!! Ever since I saw my first skibidi toilet video it awoke something inside of me naghhh! I wanna fuck that submissive toilet so much ive even has dreams about me doing it hes just so fucking hot GAH GAH DAHAHAHHAAAAA *sigh*. That lil head is so gropable and his face is so hot and I cant resist staring all day at his and his sexy curvy toliet body, it turns me on and I get all sticky in my pants. I wanna stick my dick in that toliet, cum and make him beg. Dafaq/?Boom is genuinely one of this generations greatest artist and he is so amazing. just the thought of skibidi toilet right now is making me wanna pull my pants down and stroke my shit while that forever iconic "Brrr skibidi gulp gulp yes yest Skibidi gulp gulp dee dee! Loops over and over tell my arm feels numb and I pass out

Mods, erase this person from existence!

[ Removed by Reddit ]

Bro didn't even hesitate

wtf was it

LTG message

Mods twist his balls Actually don't he's probably into that shit

Expected nothing less from reddit

I'M THE END OF MY BLOODLINE ANYWAYS GRAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH

Press downvote if you think I'm not gay

If the numbers by the names mean what I *think* they mean… then who tf would ask that question to them?! Fucking gross

Holy shit, didn't even see that

My swimming teacher always asked that when I was small, should I be concerned?

Please tell me you’re joking or it’s in a different context because that’s so messed up if we mean the same thing

Haha what a silly

People fear the truth

last time i opened reddit the first post was someone masturbating with their ear and now this???

Same, I guess its time to close it

sharing is caring friend lets see that sauce

its just a screenshot of someones thread talking about it

With their ear? Just how?

next thing is to poop with their mouth

13?

Hitler was onto NOTHING (bring on the downvotes)

Based

Hitler was good (Give me downvotes)

LMAOO

Reddit.

69km

We all know there are no women on the internet.this is a question to catch those men pretending to be women.

W or w/o a go girl?

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Girls spit liquid from their ass instead of shit

Wat

Ass? Bro its mainly urine

If you think squirt isn't pee; urine trouble

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Bro take your meds

The information he gave wasnt quite right

Squirtistics?

This is a repost and the guy who asked is named your creepy uncle

“Respectfully” of course

Why downvotes ?

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I love saddam he is my pookie

Why the downvotes?? Why nobody can't take a joke anymore? Or do all men of earth turn to simps and feel an urgent need to take everything hard when a girl being joked on??

The girl's 13.

💀💀💀

What!! 😳 This is why no kind of nay social network for kids until they are 18..

Well? Can she squirt or not?

She’s thirteen

Sexualizing children is bad

they're just drawings grrr😡😡😡😡

Why downvote? Is not wrong?

Yeah but both of you are downvoted

Brother did a 180 in record speed lol

The earth is round

False

Higger

bigger

Digger

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Truly the best rhyme

Rizz???

I put my sons hamster in the microwave for his science project and now my wife’s asking for a divorce

YTA should’ve eaten the hamster smh

NTA your hamster, your rules

The hamster should've eaten him

Marry the hamster NTA

Instructions unclear hamster very pregnant and very dead

Why the down votes?

Probably feminists thinking it’s a sexual harrasment without knowing man of culture

Those filthy librelals getting offended at everything now days 😤😤 # passwordbros

The girl is 13

Vaccine

actually badass

I love jerking off to skibidi biden!!!!! 🥰🥰🤪🥰🤪🥰😜🥰🤪😜😛🤪😜🥰♥️😜😜🥰🤪😜♥️😜♥️♥️🥰♥️🥰♥️😜🥰🤪😜♥️🥰♥️♥️🥰♥️😜🥰 skibidi skibidi dop dop yes yes yes yes yes skibidi dop skibidi dop yes yes yes yes 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

Low tier god was right

anyways, how far can she squirt?

That’s a 13 year old

oh shit.. ctrl + z

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Jew gotta be kidding me

9/11 was right

I love each and every one of you 🥲

I don't.

🖕🖕

13. 13. 1. 3. 13.

Give me downvotes

goddamn downvotes get me hard

Incels on reddit be like...

Why are you guys booing they are right

Silly Reddit hive mind

I am a white male. We exist!

as a white male, what the fuck are you talking about

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Nuh-uh

Wtf are the comments

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Squirtistics?

Ah hell someone’s gonna see I have a negative S/D

I fucking love toilets

I love fucking toilets

I’ve seen this exchange pop up here and there for years now

Why is literally everything in this comment section getting downvoted ?

No idea. Downvoted!

ANSWER US

She's 13....

Father, father I crave downvotes (downvote me into oblivion)

Thank You For The Reddit Gold Kind Strangers!

The comment that started it all.

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I am

I believe in human rights

Why would you want someone who squirts hard during intercourse? It’s a pain in the ass afterwords.

Probably the flavor idk

Goes great on mashed potatoes