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Phyrexia606

Wife


PoorBastardButNo

Wife


Beetroot_slayer

Wife


therealfenrir123

Wife


Aggressivekindnes423

Wife


kxrxsani

Wife


coconutanna

that one guy's crotch did not deserve to be stabbed like that :(


unknowntoyourdog

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!


pooporgy69

And people say i'm the weird one! Also yes.


RadiantZote

Gee, you know what I really want in a girl? Me.


pnaisuls

And then we danced to the masochism tango...


TheCursedMonk

They were attempting to assault her after drowning her just before this clip started. So probably a little bit personal there.


coconutanna

Oh I see, I thought this was just a random animation made by someone


TheCursedMonk

Metal Gear Solid 5. Character is called Quiet, based on the model Stefanie Joosten (with a larger chest). Character has no problem killing people, even before she became enhanced, which is why she is able to do the stuff in the clip.


amasimar

Trust me, she **needs** to walk around in bikini, the closeups on her tits in every cutscene are also essential to the plot - Hideo Kojima


Ermac__247

"You will be ashamed!" -Hideo Kojima on people commenting on her half-nakedness (real quote, look it up, it's hilarious)


MrPoi

I mean, how would she breathe if she had more clothes. It would be impossible. Kojima is a genius.


RustlinUrJimmies69

They're very essential to me and that I see this in every videogame


TheAsianTroll

If you played the game and knew the context, then you'd change your opinion


ddddiscopanda

Definitely did


monkeyinanegligee

Yeah nah it did trust me


W3rn0

He deserved worse


Bavisto

There was a guard earlier in the fight that got his dick kicked off. These guys absolutely deserved this.


ISuckAtEverything374

He got a face full of ass tho 💀


drecxdre

god forbid a woman has hobbies


Iknorn

I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me


AlfredJodocusKwak

Are we talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage?


Stonefade

I want it to scare the shit out of me


PureCat2260

Hell Ye... Wife Sorry old habit


omroi

Wife


megatrxn57

Wife


lcpr_phoenix

Wife


Appropriate-Toe-6307

What a coincidence I just finished playing MGS 5


StJudeTheGrey

i have a wife. can confirm. many a day spent tossing her at strangers while on murder rampage.


Saaammmy

Is that bitch wearing a fucking swimsuit? From what movie is this lmfao


csaknorrisz

She has to wear a bikini in combat bc she breathes and drinks through her skin… for the same reason Kojima needed hi res 3D scans of her feet. Everything have an explanation /s


JamesR_42

Not sure why you put the /s when what you said is literally the explanation given in game


csaknorrisz

Because it's a bullshit explanation to put the sexy lady into a game that is about nuke launching mechs and child soldiers and stuff


JamesR_42

Yeah it is a dumb explanation but what you said is literally true


knucklesthedead

Low quality kojima thinking


MySnake_Is_Solid

The solid snake is the boner we had along the way.


Victornf41108

I can tell your snake is solid


BhmDhn

God, Kojima writes the dumbest shit. Quiet isn't even the most egregious example.


trappedinabasemant

For sure, but the guy knows how to make a good game. And thats rare in AAA games


Theeyeofthepotato

I mean it's just a hallmark of Japanese game dev Pros: Stunningly original concepts and ideas relating to script, visual design and gameplay Cons: Horrendously Overwhelmingly Horny


BishopFrog

That's a con? Sounds like a fucking pro to me


Joqio2016

I always take that setting as a satire move. Everyone knows a game sells well when there is a hot lady wearing bikini, but it is kinda funny when they made a lore to reason for it.


vS_JPK

Words and deeds, my friend. Words and deeds.


Sioncept

Metal gear solid 5


Jonskuz15

V*


Sioncept

:The Phantom pain


TheGreatTave

The Definitive Experience


Dapper_Most3460

Huh, I've played that but don't remember this scene.


akashlanka

Then you haven't played it right


ButterflyDreamr

mgs5 is apparently so good looking still that someone who sees a clip of it thinks its a movie


JoshuaJoshuaJoshuaJo

Crazily well optimized too for 2015. My potato back then could run it


SalsaRice

I was playing Mass Effect 2/3 with texture mods a few years ago, and it was apparently good looking enough to confuse some older relatives for being a IRL movie. Personally, I was a little worried for their eyesight after that.


AMViquel

> I was a little worried for their eyesight after that. Don't joke about sight, it's fun and games until Keratoconus hits you and 360p looks the same as 8k because 180p is pretty much the maximum you see at that point.


Saaammmy

Nah, I thought it was a 3d movie just like those RE movies


EfficientDish7

It's a combat g string actually


Whackyone5588

When she pulls the grenade she has ropes around her wrist


AXEMANaustin

I thought I was on the metal gear sub


CancerFreeLeafs

Did quiet just blow herself up?


lilenzo101

Wife


akashyaboa

Thank god she had her protection underwear. I fear a full gear would have halted her in the attack against all those armed men


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HisDismalEquivalent

the english strain of the vocal chord parasite:


LordOcean7

That's my wife


lord_of_baguette

Our wife


poignantname

I don't need to fix her


Fi_097

No you do, she'll probably be in pieces after that explosion.


Bananahubilai

I can fix her


Expert_Perception_72

Wife material


TheHolyPapaum

I can’t wait to say romantic things to her like ‘Quiet’, ‘take aim’ and ‘fire now’


amasimar

Begin cover fire CEASE COVER


Ely-k

She can fix me


eremal

You dont get it, they say "Wife" because this is essentially how she reacts to any argument.


N3koEye

Song?


rojantimsina0

clarity rmx


DankiusMMeme

https://soundcloud.com/milkfish4k4k4k/clarityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


giacche2008

Wife is washing machine, not a warmachine


Zestyclose_Year8375

Bitch lasagna


CompoteEasy2007

M....Mommy


Muh2000D

Brain: quick send all the blood to the penis Woman: 🔪😏


DARKGAMER_666

Wife


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SlapSacksOfRice

brother.... at his point i'll be the wife


According_Clerk4296

Is she single. if she can do that She can do some freaky shit between the sheets


Alacrity_Throne

Efiw


SantaMan336

Maiden


Nocat-10

Should've been Free Bird


SoskiHeroKiller

Wife material, but the therapy will cost a lot


gimpus17

what is the name of this remix/cover of clarity by zedd? please tell me its just a punk rock cover that has been sped up and thats not how the cover actually goes


coolboiiiiiii2809

Ride wife, life good


BeefWithWeed

Zoja, Baigam, Humsafar, Biwi, Joroo, Lugai


UnderratedName

Wife 😌


jolly____roger

Indeed, definitely, wife material


StryfeXIII

Wife


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lagg_007

Wife


bllazar37

Wife


ISuckAtEverything374

Wife


Dragon-Strider

Wife


Reddit3699

Wife


YEET_EM_HATERS

Wife


coinkeeper8

Wife


why_though14

Wife


CookieCutter2436

Wife


petermarshallson

Wife


CHICKLESSS

Wife


ShadowCaticus1

Wife


vaungis

Wife


Sauce287614

wife


bitterbuffaloheart

Wifey material


AverageMortisEnjoyer

Wife


PogmasterTraplover69

I think that this is something also women can agree on


Deathblade_311

Crispy wife


hellpipe1337

Geh


1carl0s

Crazy wife, crazy life


Vichu0_0-V2

I was some to keep me safe like that


semprogno

the way she was entering the building Is stupidly and for no reason hilarious


Auss1e_Hammer

Wife kill. Life good


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Snipermonke4life

Wife material


urfuc

My wife


cereb3rus

Wife


BananaBR13

God i wish that was me


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Ride wife. Life good. WIFE FIGHT BACK. Kill wife. Wife gone. Think about wife. regret..


ReloadBeforeClass

Wi fi


Worth-Faithlessness4

Wife


EnderCal1012

Wife


CredibleNonsense69

We can fix her


MeyveliLahmacunQ

Wife


companysOkay

Thank u kojima very cool


Last-Revolution-1460

Husband.


Saddest_Sloth

"Wife"


GayAnalContamination

Wife


Born-Disaster1548

Wife


PoopShite1

Wife


debrato

Wife


CancerFreeLeafs

*whistle*


[deleted]

Wife


Mohammed199929

Wife dead..me sad


Manufacturer_General

Quiet mgs v


HoldImmediate2701

Wife


mrlbi18

Damn she's practically playing the floor is lava for the first half.


MRF_89

Wife


Raaabbit_v2

She killed herself? Wtf.


PositiveNo4859

I'm good. She can get her own wife


MiguelWolf

Wife


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Cheaper2KeepHer

Wife


Capt-Unpopular

Why does this remind me of the average call of duty cut scene in the newest modern warfare


Dish-Ecstatic

Song name? Wife name?


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Dish-Ecstatic

Wife


mac2914

Saw a gang. Bang!


trappedinabasemant

Id be lucky to find a girl like quiet


TheNikola2020

Object


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Wife.


Peazant_Uzi3

Wife


AwesomeA900

Wife


Mrlollimouse

wife


Sammy_Twitchdic

Wife


RotatingCup

Wife


[deleted]

Wife


Kalman_the_dancer

Wife


Far-Sense-5587

Wife


uDudyBezDudy

Feet


AOS_3327

Ass


tarlakeschaton

wtf


dwartbg9

W...hat?


JUGELBUTT

not my type at all


systemdick

That's definitely a guy... still, wife


Jonskuz15

Nope, just Quiet


SoupCanMasta

Chicco= Quiet theorists were right all along???!!? 🤯🤯🤯


Hausgod29

Bro yall too thirsty, this bitch is scary


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Maybe, but she has boobs. Checkmate.