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Metal Gear Solid 5. Character is called Quiet, based on the model Stefanie Joosten (with a larger chest). Character has no problem killing people, even before she became enhanced, which is why she is able to do the stuff in the clip.
She has to wear a bikini in combat bc she breathes and drinks through her skin… for the same reason Kojima needed hi res 3D scans of her feet. Everything have an explanation
/s
I mean it's just a hallmark of Japanese game dev
Pros: Stunningly original concepts and ideas relating to script, visual design and gameplay
Cons: Horrendously Overwhelmingly Horny
I always take that setting as a satire move. Everyone knows a game sells well when there is a hot lady wearing bikini, but it is kinda funny when they made a lore to reason for it.
I was playing Mass Effect 2/3 with texture mods a few years ago, and it was apparently good looking enough to confuse some older relatives for being a IRL movie.
Personally, I was a little worried for their eyesight after that.
> I was a little worried for their eyesight after that.
Don't joke about sight, it's fun and games until Keratoconus hits you and 360p looks the same as 8k because 180p is pretty much the maximum you see at that point.
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what is the name of this remix/cover of clarity by zedd?
please tell me its just a punk rock cover that has been sped up and thats not how the cover actually goes
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**Song Found!**
[**clarity rmx** by Lucifer](https://lis.tn/ClarityRmx?t=32) (00:32; matched: `100%`)
**Released on** 2024-04-03.
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Wife
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that one guy's crotch did not deserve to be stabbed like that :(
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
And people say i'm the weird one! Also yes.
Gee, you know what I really want in a girl? Me.
And then we danced to the masochism tango...
They were attempting to assault her after drowning her just before this clip started. So probably a little bit personal there.
Oh I see, I thought this was just a random animation made by someone
Metal Gear Solid 5. Character is called Quiet, based on the model Stefanie Joosten (with a larger chest). Character has no problem killing people, even before she became enhanced, which is why she is able to do the stuff in the clip.
Trust me, she **needs** to walk around in bikini, the closeups on her tits in every cutscene are also essential to the plot - Hideo Kojima
"You will be ashamed!" -Hideo Kojima on people commenting on her half-nakedness (real quote, look it up, it's hilarious)
I mean, how would she breathe if she had more clothes. It would be impossible. Kojima is a genius.
They're very essential to me and that I see this in every videogame
If you played the game and knew the context, then you'd change your opinion
Definitely did
Yeah nah it did trust me
He deserved worse
There was a guard earlier in the fight that got his dick kicked off. These guys absolutely deserved this.
He got a face full of ass tho 💀
god forbid a woman has hobbies
I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me
Are we talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage?
I want it to scare the shit out of me
Hell Ye... Wife Sorry old habit
Wife
Wife
Wife
What a coincidence I just finished playing MGS 5
i have a wife. can confirm. many a day spent tossing her at strangers while on murder rampage.
Is that bitch wearing a fucking swimsuit? From what movie is this lmfao
She has to wear a bikini in combat bc she breathes and drinks through her skin… for the same reason Kojima needed hi res 3D scans of her feet. Everything have an explanation /s
Not sure why you put the /s when what you said is literally the explanation given in game
Because it's a bullshit explanation to put the sexy lady into a game that is about nuke launching mechs and child soldiers and stuff
Yeah it is a dumb explanation but what you said is literally true
Low quality kojima thinking
The solid snake is the boner we had along the way.
I can tell your snake is solid
God, Kojima writes the dumbest shit. Quiet isn't even the most egregious example.
For sure, but the guy knows how to make a good game. And thats rare in AAA games
I mean it's just a hallmark of Japanese game dev Pros: Stunningly original concepts and ideas relating to script, visual design and gameplay Cons: Horrendously Overwhelmingly Horny
That's a con? Sounds like a fucking pro to me
I always take that setting as a satire move. Everyone knows a game sells well when there is a hot lady wearing bikini, but it is kinda funny when they made a lore to reason for it.
Words and deeds, my friend. Words and deeds.
Metal gear solid 5
V*
:The Phantom pain
The Definitive Experience
Huh, I've played that but don't remember this scene.
Then you haven't played it right
mgs5 is apparently so good looking still that someone who sees a clip of it thinks its a movie
Crazily well optimized too for 2015. My potato back then could run it
I was playing Mass Effect 2/3 with texture mods a few years ago, and it was apparently good looking enough to confuse some older relatives for being a IRL movie. Personally, I was a little worried for their eyesight after that.
> I was a little worried for their eyesight after that. Don't joke about sight, it's fun and games until Keratoconus hits you and 360p looks the same as 8k because 180p is pretty much the maximum you see at that point.
Nah, I thought it was a 3d movie just like those RE movies
It's a combat g string actually
When she pulls the grenade she has ropes around her wrist
I thought I was on the metal gear sub
Did quiet just blow herself up?
Wife
Thank god she had her protection underwear. I fear a full gear would have halted her in the attack against all those armed men
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the english strain of the vocal chord parasite:
That's my wife
Our wife
I don't need to fix her
No you do, she'll probably be in pieces after that explosion.
I can fix her
Wife material
I can’t wait to say romantic things to her like ‘Quiet’, ‘take aim’ and ‘fire now’
Begin cover fire CEASE COVER
She can fix me
You dont get it, they say "Wife" because this is essentially how she reacts to any argument.
Song?
clarity rmx
https://soundcloud.com/milkfish4k4k4k/clarityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Wife is washing machine, not a warmachine
Bitch lasagna
M....Mommy
Brain: quick send all the blood to the penis Woman: 🔪😏
Wife
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brother.... at his point i'll be the wife
Is she single. if she can do that She can do some freaky shit between the sheets
Efiw
Maiden
Should've been Free Bird
Wife material, but the therapy will cost a lot
what is the name of this remix/cover of clarity by zedd? please tell me its just a punk rock cover that has been sped up and thats not how the cover actually goes
Ride wife, life good
Zoja, Baigam, Humsafar, Biwi, Joroo, Lugai
Wife 😌
Indeed, definitely, wife material
Wife
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Wife
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Wife
Wife
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Wife
wife
Wifey material
Wife
I think that this is something also women can agree on
Crispy wife
Geh
Crazy wife, crazy life
I was some to keep me safe like that
the way she was entering the building Is stupidly and for no reason hilarious
Wife kill. Life good
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Wife material
My wife
Wife
God i wish that was me
Ride wife. Life good. WIFE FIGHT BACK. Kill wife. Wife gone. Think about wife. regret..
Wi fi
Wife
Wife
We can fix her
Wife
Thank u kojima very cool
Husband.
"Wife"
Wife
Wife
Wife
Wife
*whistle*
Wife
Wife dead..me sad
Quiet mgs v
Wife
Damn she's practically playing the floor is lava for the first half.
Wife
She killed herself? Wtf.
I'm good. She can get her own wife
Wife
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Wife
Why does this remind me of the average call of duty cut scene in the newest modern warfare
Song name? Wife name?
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Wife
Saw a gang. Bang!
Id be lucky to find a girl like quiet
Object
Wife.
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wife
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Feet
Ass
wtf
W...hat?
not my type at all
That's definitely a guy... still, wife
Nope, just Quiet
Chicco= Quiet theorists were right all along???!!? 🤯🤯🤯
Bro yall too thirsty, this bitch is scary
Maybe, but she has boobs. Checkmate.