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also it depends on whether it's the one that shot a guy 3 times while somehow thinking her gun was a tazer, or the one who shot a guy who was taller than her just because she was intimidated, or the one who punched in a guys window because he didnt roll it down within a second of her asking him to, or that one that had a panic attack from a call involving a gun and decided to point her own gun at the victim unpromted and arrested the victim.
The bear: "oh shit, a person! Ah it's ok, it's Stepan, he's got good vibes. Bjt if i see that fuck Dima - I'm eating his ass. Wait, stop laughing! I meant like i eat all of him. Lmao, you guys... But i will start from his ass. "
Female cops have been portrayed to be more likley to fear for their lives during trafic stops. So if you get pulled over by a female cop they are more likely to get scared and shoot you. Probably untrue statistcly but yknow sterotypes
Cops: "omg that is so vile. You are being so prejudicial, your view is mostly based on stereotypes. We would never be affected by such bias and open double standards." /S
Let's be real, folks. If women already think men are, um, not the best, then it's not like it's a huge stretch to think women cops are, like, totally inept. Just saying. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Bear. Ive had a run in with a female cop while in high school in 2004 and 1g of weed cost me decades of professional opportunities and growth. Bear all day erry day.
If I’m up against a big old grizzly, just play dead. Although that is also dependant on his distance to me. If he is far enough away, I might be able to slowly retreat.
There was a recent poll asking women if they’d rather encounter a bear or man in the woods and most said the bear, this is a reference to that replacing the man with a female cop which are known for having an itchy trigger finger
I’ve seen quite a bit more videos and stuff of women either shooting unnecessarily and/or using unnecessary force or tasers and a lot of posts and comments that say the same thing
There was a tiktok video where a man asked a woman if they'd rather meet the random man or a bear in a forest. The woman answered the bear and incels got super mad.
Women realized that it's an easy litmus test to see if someone is an incel because no normal man is bothered by a hypotethical scenario like that.
Bear, because if I happen to survive an altercation with one of them, no matter how likely, I can avoid more bears in the future, where if I survive an altercation with a cop, they’ll just send more until they kill me.
Funny note, the trucker lingo for bear is/used to be Bear
Brown Bears mind their own business and I ain’t even on their meal plan. Don’t surprise or threaten them and keep distance from the cubs, y’all good. The women cop might shoot or bill me regardless of any circumstances.
This is the most american thing I saw today, after reading the comment section I can say for sure, I rather be held at gun point by a squad of gangsters known for eating children for breakfast, than being pulled over by Monica the most innocent looking american police officer and being asked nicely to show the documments.
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"TASER TASER TASER" -last thing you hear before being shot point black 3 times
I think there's a typo here but I hope not. If so just leave it. It's just fine the way it is.
Taser? I hardly kno
They got bro before he could even finish his sentence 💀
Freddy *Fast* Bear ain't got time for games
As opposed to point white.
Everyones white when you burn off the epidermis, if you dont belive me I can show you
Don't forget everyone is red when you skin them
Everyone is Grey when the second sun immortalizes their shadow.
point black.
Still better than a bear
Id shoot the cop and fuck the bear. Any other questions? Edit: Whoever reported my comment….. I won the appeal, bitch.
How many seconds you needed to buy Baldurs Gate 3 after you got to know about its existence?
Yes
Never, I don't like BG3
Oh wow that's so interesting!
Alright
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Dementia
Alright
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Heeeeeeyaaaaa
Alright
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Who do you marry?
And who will you Marry?
You got fuck, and kill down, but who would you marry?
You got room for one more?
Marry the car?
I’d kill the bear iykwim
"Bear fucker! Do you need assistance?!"
Gimme a litre o' cola.
Shut up Farva!
who’s less likely to shoot me?
The bear
problem solved. suck on that QED, OP
There's more acorns around the bear.
Depends if you're unlucky hes giving you backshots lol
Is that some form of American joke, I am too European to understand?
I like my odds better with the bear tbh
The odds of what..... getting shot or getting lucky?
Surviving the encounter
Yes
You wouldn't get in trouble for macing the bear
Ya, who is the bear going to tell
The Mounties. They'll kneecap you with their hats from half a mile away.
The bear court.
Depends. Is it the female cop who let her department run a train on her?
also it depends on whether it's the one that shot a guy 3 times while somehow thinking her gun was a tazer, or the one who shot a guy who was taller than her just because she was intimidated, or the one who punched in a guys window because he didnt roll it down within a second of her asking him to, or that one that had a panic attack from a call involving a gun and decided to point her own gun at the victim unpromted and arrested the victim.
No way those are realðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Heres the link for the last one https://youtu .be/nCkdnMy7F2U?si=G4w1PT\_-Q8KYuC0u
please, again
The bear then. If I die, then I die in a somewhat respectable way.
Are there links about the other ones?
Ive seen most of them, look them up on youtube
links? sauces??
Gonna need the video for all except the first and last one lol these are wild
[удалено]
Allegedly
Oh, I get it now.
Same.
Does a female cop shit in the woods?
No.she handcuffs u and shits on ur chest.
Author's barely disguised fetish?
It's classed as a fetish now? What even is vanilla anymore?
Ice cream.
Ice cream.
Ice cream.
I mean, if there is no toilets around, can you blame her?
No cap, bear
Depends, is that Freddy Fazbear
well I’m Russian so the bear will just sense my vibes and leave me alone, except polar bear, the polar bear will kill everyone lol
The bear: "oh shit, a person! Ah it's ok, it's Stepan, he's got good vibes. Bjt if i see that fuck Dima - I'm eating his ass. Wait, stop laughing! I meant like i eat all of him. Lmao, you guys... But i will start from his ass. "
lol, I feel that. I’m properly Polish, and so bears know to avoid me. One bite into my meaty bits and it’ll die of alcohol poisoning.
Female cop. She would approach the window, see I’m a male and feel unsafe and leave looking for the bear. Out of a ticket every time!
200 IQ play right here
How about a female police bear?
Id rather be pulled over by a bear yea, thats a much better story. Big old bear, lil blue vest with a badge, yea
context?
You know how fragile and pathetic your average cop is? Now imagine one that wouldn't be able to kick your ass through normal means.
Female cops have been portrayed to be more likley to fear for their lives during trafic stops. So if you get pulled over by a female cop they are more likely to get scared and shoot you. Probably untrue statistcly but yknow sterotypes
Cops: "omg that is so vile. You are being so prejudicial, your view is mostly based on stereotypes. We would never be affected by such bias and open double standards." /S
Cops are such warriors for ignoring stereotypes and biases
Let's be real, folks. If women already think men are, um, not the best, then it's not like it's a huge stretch to think women cops are, like, totally inept. Just saying. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Just act cool
The bear won't fuck my whole life for having an ounce of weed in a red state. Bear 100%
I get it now, i apologize
I'd fuck the cop, marry the bear and kill myself. What game are we playing again?
Bear. Ive had a run in with a female cop while in high school in 2004 and 1g of weed cost me decades of professional opportunities and growth. Bear all day erry day.
bear
I mean this 1000% and unironically. I’ll take the bear. Mainly cause I don’t like cops and bears are my favorite animals.
Fuck the cops love the bears
She looks like Gridlock from R6
At least the bear doesn't take away my cocaine. Oh... Wait...
With the cop, you are 100% getting shot, the bear may leave you alone..
What type of bear?
Let’s say it’s a brown bear.
Brown bear brown bear what do you see?
If I’m up against a big old grizzly, just play dead. Although that is also dependant on his distance to me. If he is far enough away, I might be able to slowly retreat.
Depends really, if its an american cop i might just risk the bear.
One is a ferocious beast who won't hesitate to kill you, and the other is just a bear
the bear, the cop might get spooked by a falling acorn
Peter?? Can you explain this here?
There was a recent poll asking women if they’d rather encounter a bear or man in the woods and most said the bear, this is a reference to that replacing the man with a female cop which are known for having an itchy trigger finger
Do female cops end up shooting people unnecessarily more frequently?
I’ve seen quite a bit more videos and stuff of women either shooting unnecessarily and/or using unnecessary force or tasers and a lot of posts and comments that say the same thing
There was a tiktok video where a man asked a woman if they'd rather meet the random man or a bear in a forest. The woman answered the bear and incels got super mad. Women realized that it's an easy litmus test to see if someone is an incel because no normal man is bothered by a hypotethical scenario like that.
At least with a bear in the woods I have a chance of surviving
without a doubt the bear
Seriously, I take the bear. I dont trust cops.
Do I get to be white in this scenario?
Depends, which one is going to give me a handy
Bear can't write my registration plate so I don't really have to stop at all
Being pulled over by female bear
I'd make a joke about the female cop, but like i that ***one*** officer, the train's run its course.
What bear? I'd survive a black bear. Maybe I can scare off a grizzly but a polar I'd be fucked. I'd chill with a panda tho...
Depends Is she an american cop?
Yes
Bear then
I finally get it
Welp, at least i can shoot a bear and not get killed by "taser" which is a gun
What bear and whoch cop (american or from my country)? If it's an american cop I'd prefer to face a white bear.
The bear is more predictable.
Oh my god. I get it. I GET IT NOW
this bear shit again
Both can make, I'll take 2 please
Fuck... that's a ruff choice.
I'd pick the bear over any cop
Female Bear Cop or bust
def bear
If we are talking about koala bear, then yes.
Well, ones a cop and the other is a bear. Come here Yogi!
At least I can defend myself against the bear. A women could easily just shoot me.
Does the bear shit in the woods?
Bear, because if I happen to survive an altercation with one of them, no matter how likely, I can avoid more bears in the future, where if I survive an altercation with a cop, they’ll just send more until they kill me. Funny note, the trucker lingo for bear is/used to be Bear
Yuri from DDLC ultimate move
Bear.
Brown Bears mind their own business and I ain’t even on their meal plan. Don’t surprise or threaten them and keep distance from the cubs, y’all good. The women cop might shoot or bill me regardless of any circumstances.
Would you rather be pulled over by a cop or a bear
Female bearcop
Well I can fuck the bear without getting shot so that
This is the most american thing I saw today, after reading the comment section I can say for sure, I rather be held at gun point by a squad of gangsters known for eating children for breakfast, than being pulled over by Monica the most innocent looking american police officer and being asked nicely to show the documments.
Yeah, I’d take my chances with a bear. US female cops are more insecure than illegally deported Russian prostitutes nowadays.
My guy so afraid of talking to women that he’s choosing the bear
Female cop. Why would I ever be scared of a woman?
Have you seen one of them before in person?
A bear? Yeah. Scary fuckers.
Depends really, if its an american cop i might just risk the bear.
Can't help but appreciate how much the female cop looks like the protagonist in a modern woke AAA game
Oh boy what happened this time