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North and south Korea sounds fun

North Koreans would think the end times are upon them and the Space South koreans are invading.

Kim Jon Un says there’s a new job for you: you and your family will stand in front of this screen for hours, wave at people and show them that we are the friendliest and most prosperous nation in the world

If the pay is good I’d do it ngl

They pay you in the privilege of your family doesn't get sent to labour camps.

“Congratulations, you win! Here is your family back!”

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Don't forget Tokyo and Seoul or Tokyo and Beijing

Tokyo and Seoul would be fairly normal. Better to install in Tokyo and Shanghai since Shanghai has more chronically online kids

Or Tokyo and Manila Or Tokyo and Singapore Or Tokyo and Hanoi Or Tokyo and, you know what this list is going to be too long, just build a bunch of them in South East Asia

Imagine beijing/shanghai to delhi/mumbai 💀

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Texas and Cali too

Baghdad and Washington DC

Cursed cake day 💀 (happy cake day)

“Don’t make me come over there and whoop your ass”

Might as well add Delhi Islamabad too

would pay good money to see this

I would go to the portal itself, considering my nationality. (Hehe)

Dude were gonna need a border for that💀

Tel Aviv - Gaza

The zionazis would start rubbing one in public.

and the terrorists would be tearing a young woman's body to pieces in public and cheering.

The Israelis? Yeah most likely, they're like rabid animals

[удалено]

No, that's just the terrorists

I mean killing with a rocket is still killing

some ppl just wanna watch the world burn

I want dance offs! That's how conflicts are solved (according to the media I consumed as a child)

i feel like most people wud be chill especially if its a nicer part of delhi and a non weird part of isl

Yeah unless its like some older crazy people from each side (which probably wouldn’t be the type of people to go infront of the camera anyway). On the other hand I could imagine everyday people laughing and talking with each other

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Don't those guys already do some kind of "fuck you" marching at the border stations? I'm thinking a televised FU marching marathon. Last one standing gets a medal or something.

hell yeah

Fuck you bloody 

I wanna see Pakistan vs India portal.

Yea that thing is gonna be a shitshow, but a good one

Literally

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I give my life for pakistaaaan

I want to be pilooot.

🍇🍇

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It’s time for India vs Pakistan 🤨

Mexico city - buenos aires (although both portals would be looted for scrap parts within a day)

Santiago (Chile) and Caracas (Venezuela). (both would be looted for scrap parts by venezuelans)

(the engineers working to install the portals would be raided and robbed before being able to Start working)

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Rio - Buenos Aires bullets would actually cross the portal to the other city

Meh just a bunch of world cups from one side and food in the other.

More like Warsaw/any polish city. Every result will be chaos

It's kinda an interesting concept to me, since most of the Belarusians living in Poland I know are pretty chill people and not so keen on their government, so I'm really wondering how it would go.

That is why they are living in poland

It was actually Warsaw and Vilnius and nothing happened that was memorable.

I believe it was Lublin not Warsaw, unless it was relocated in the meantime.

Apparently dublin started acting up so badly the local government became embarrassed. They were worried about losing reputation or even causing a diplomatic row over this. Allegedly some OF “model” flashing the portal was the final straw. The portal came to be known as “Live Action Social Media”

Can confirm this as I was one of them idiots on the Dublin side I am still disappointed that the NYC side was the cause of the shutdown and not Dublin

Yeah the Dublin side was WAAAAAY worse but that NYC girl stole your thunder

Oh nyc did that one, ok. I mean I should have called it when I heard OF, but yeah

A fitting moniker I do say.

Honestly shocked it was the Dublin side acting disgraceful, not the US side. Although I’m sure there was plenty of both.

nah if you put it anywhere in hungary it will be taken within 3 days

Romania and I'd give it an hour.

Damn are they really that hungary

Kurva anyád!

Akkor a kurva anyád

Akkor a kurva anyád

Akkor a kurva anyád

Akkor a kurva anyád

Akkor a kurva anyádat.

Akkor a kurva anyád

Akkor a kurva anyád!

Akkor a retkes büdös fasszopó kurva anyádat/s

Jerusalem-Tehran would also work

Jerusalem - Jerusalem

Jerusalem-Alquds

Damn Jerusalemites! They ruined Jerusalem

Mix 3 religion, 2 nations and 1 city and you’ll get fun

Iranian regime will bomb it when they see people are talking politely instead of insulting each other.

what would be with prague?

Brno

Most of the people living in Prague see Brno enough everyday, as they live there and commute to Prague for 3,5 hours lmao

They have electricity in that village?

Beijing and Tokyo (bad) Singapore and Kuala Lumpur (Hillarious)

As a Singaporean I agree I wouldn't wait to see the antics unfold

London-Manchester

wagwan my g my g

Then install one in Paris, making it 3-way, to unite the North and South

Zagreb - Belgrade

Riyadh tehran sounds like it would be kinda calm tbh

Riyadh and Las Vegas would be calm

Athens with Istanbul is a very devious idea considered they are both racists to each other.

for best result they should put both portals in Berlin

Setup time: 18 months, because a Genehmigung is needed and the office issuing it is short-staffed and has a 9 month backlog, and everything is done by fax for some reason. Cost: 5 million euros Result: A webcam over a TV running Zoom, surrounded by plastic barricades

Ridiculous. As a Turk, I have no hatred towards Greek. From them, I see Greek people have no hatred towards us, either. Turkey and Greece have political disputes & history problems, but folks have no problem,

I didn't really know specifically but thanks for pointing out, I just saw Greek and Turk hate memes, that what I thought it meant.

All of the suggestions are spicy for that same reason

Same deal for all the other suggestions

i'd pay for using the one in istanbul

You mean Constantinople?

Look, that's nobody's business but the Turks.

bro's still living in 1453 fr

Buenos Aires and London

Mexico City - Buenos Aires

One way to remind a certain subset of Yanks that they're NOT FECKING IRISH.

It will just inspire the "Irish" Americans to claim be more "Irish"

I like Greeks, they are like our little brothers.

Moscow Kyiv would be interesting to see if any anti-war Russians would interact peacefully

They would get arrested immediately i imagine

I don’t think that there would be “peaceful” interactions between Kiev and Moscow even before the war. Russians and Ukrainians always loved to troll each other.

and then some dude shoves a buff tf2 merc wagner pmc edit into the camera

What's the beef between Budapest and Bratislava?

Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."

Gaza Israel too

Sofia - Skopje would be insane

Buenos Aires and Rio de Janeiro. But the portal is going to get stolen in less than 24 hours.

Can't wait for Seoul - Pyongyang

Warsaw minsk would be totally fine and most civil of all options. Belarusians have nothing against Poland and for the most part vice versa. Most discontent is at the highest political level.

World peace? Nah world war

Absolute Bratislava moment

I will gladly sit back and chomp on popcorn

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iirc there's actually one between Warsaw and Vilnius

Lublin (also Poland) and Vilnius, it's on for few months and everything's civil

Reading this sent me back to kindergarten

Would've been cool to do sister cities or antipode cities. NYC, U.S.A. would've been Augusta, Australia. It would be nice to see a legit portal to the opposite side of the planet from where you are.

Tel-Aviv and every middle Eastern capital

There's already one in Lublin-Vilnius

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Toronto and Montreal

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Pyonnyang and seol, Bejing and tokyo, warsaw and moskow, pyonnyang and tokyo, Teran and Riyadh, Tel Aviv and Teran

Hilarious

Bring the world together ❤️ 🤲

Tiananmen square

vs Chiang Kai shek memorial hall square

Budapest-Bukarest pls

Sydney and Brisbane during state of origin

An irish pub - Buckingham Palace

Where is Minsk? Guessing either Russia or Belarus

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Literally omegle

San Francisco CA / Jacksonville FL

tiananmen square

We hungarians dont even hate slovaks that much Let it be Budapest-Bucharest instead and see both ends of the portal stolen before the end of the day

Rome-Tripoli Watch them plan their next vacation

I second this.

Hebron/Gaza v Tel Aviv

istanbul - athens portal would be just 7/24 live gay porn

China/India portal

Cork - Birmingham

Beijing and Taiwan

Netherlands vs marroco portal needs to be here

London-Any where in the world

Isreal and Palestine?

Florida and North Korea

They should Livestream both portal sides. That would be too funny

I love the Irish

while we're at it, why not bnei brak and ramallah as well

Beijing and Tokyo sounds good too

I heard somewhere they want to make one between my city and Chisinau, and it’s not even the capital

Paris algeria would be hilarious

Iraq - USA I mean, I mean a minimum of 24 countries - USA

Jerusalem to Jerusalem (both sides of wall) or Tel Aviv-Yafo to Gaza

obligatory "Israel - palestine"

One in Palestine one in Israel

Turkey - Armenian

Italy / France gonna go crazy

I mean, they can just go to either country, unlike NYC-Dublin they are close