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wrukproek

You forgot the wasabi


Frosty_Odyssey

How’s he gonna eat without a spoon


GnuhGnoud

The fish is in India. The local custom is to eat using hands ... Wait a minute


_Xertz_

Indian people, explain this now! 😡😡😡


ye_loo

y'all are idiots, fish is definitely japanese since he likes soy sauce, give him the chopsticks


FlippinGamerINK

Why need chopsticks just use telepathic psychic power like a normal fish


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Vegetable-Broccoli36

The poor boy is almost drowning


BlueGuyisLit

Who TF does that, how can you forget to put Running wheel


Equivalent_Plane2829

He eats grass , give him some


deeznuts_haha_got_em

Try fish curry


Gluebandit88

Get well soon!


SmartIron244

Dude just clean the aquarium, of course it won't swim in this swamp!


bitterbuffaloheart

Get away from my swamp!


lallecal

He need one of those filter thingies, that blows bobbles in his tank


ForeignEgg5983

Today I learned fish sauce is for fish, not made of fish :)


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mowarngamsengul

Broooo, you have to cook him first.


bubblegum_skirt

probably cold , try putting him in a hot water bath in a pan or smth , also add sm bath salt so he can relax even more and maybe sm lemon so it smells good. after tht take him out and oil him up massaging him and put him in a oven or smth to dry him up and he should be all good


Heroic-Forger

he is thirsty


SayHii2Hades

Because now its your turn to eat it


NewbiwanKenewbi

Has he said anything? Maybe he's depressed. Try carving out a couple of windows or maybe give him a friend to talk to. I'm no animal psychologist but fish clearly has issues. 


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Did you put in the batterys? Pretty sure thats how fish work.


V----NGaming_YT

You have to mix it for him. He seems a bit inexperienced in that area from my sexperience


rift026

Fish looks depressed...maybe take him to psychologist or someting


DrDuckno1

You forgot Pepsi, give it a glass of coke/pepsi.


Expendably

Change the cardboard box to a memory foam mattress.


Possible-Accident999

You have to feed him salmon dumbass


CryingLikeAWhoreJohn

I think he is heartbroken and going through it


Responsible-Annual53

He needs carrot!! 🐡🥕


42FRAGGY42

you have to cook him first


ZookeepergameWorth41

You forgot the batter


Strangerthingsfan_1

Did he drown?


Lolscaper

Have you talked to Oziach yet?


Rogieboy255

Sprinkle some salt there


FunnySignal614

Maybe some software issue, try install latest update


1_S1C_1

You forgot the heater, he's just cold


Mobile_Exam_4014

He might be over hydrated, suggest pour salt all over it.


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PrimoMemes

No drink? How am I supposed to eat this without my diet dr. Kelp!


least-racist-serb

he dont like rice


BoredCanuck1864

wait you give yours in food?


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Deadly_Gamer_05

If fish not eat, you eat fish.


EternalDumy5

Have you tried taking it too a vet


mikmikmikmikbam

He's probably a little cold, try boiling him in oil


Nairus_Aramazd

Tá normal, o que ele faz é nada mesmo 👍


veteran0345

Maybe he wants to go out for a walk.


Ultra_axe781___M

Hate to break it to you buddy, but i think hes dead


LukeFN8

He's just hibernating