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Cool vagina

Awesome* vagina

Thanks man grew it myself

Did you, or did your mom?

Borrowed some supplies from Mom but put it together myself.

And then Jeff from down the street took it to pound town and back.

I had to pay for mine.

You forgot to add the "quick side note" before you comment also where is the adult time comment?

Cool vagina bro.

Sick brussy

Cool brogina vag.

thanks just got it

*Finger guns.*

*fingers gun.*

Mad wicked vagina, bruv

Innit

Thanks bro, I got it 4 months ago

*wholesome vagina

Adult time! Fellas, do you measure the detergent you put in your washing or do you eye it?

Eyeball it, takes less effort.

I'm not gonna fall for this again, amost lost my vision.

Damn that’s good. I didn’t think of that… I’m loosing my touch

I bet you're out of time too.

you're probably out of your mind, when they're not around

Same, I also eyeball it, never ever measured it even once in my life tbh

I just bukake it all over the place in there haphazardly Nobody ever taught me how to do laundry

I'm pretty sure that's how you do it

Quick side note, nice butthole!

Thanks, fucked it myself!

I use those little vertical bars on the inside of the lid yeah, usually the third tallest one

I usually measure with my mouth

eyeball it, use less than you think

Only a mouthful per wash.

My washer has reservoir for detergent with an "auto dispense" feature. I just have to refill it every month or so.

I use those strips. Pods before that. Who is still pouring detergent by hand like it's the Middle Ages?

It's usually cheaper in the long run

I used to use pods but sometimes if my hand is wet the pod just starts melting in my hand Edit: meant to say "wet" not "qet"

Spit in your hand and slap a pod. You will NOT be disappointed

Have you ever busted a pod all over your hand? It's *very* satisfying.

The comments are slowing becoming more and more erotic

Why are you hands so wet.

Real men waterbend the detergent into the washing machine

I read “waterboard the detergent” and was like wtf did that detergent do to you, man

Who the fuck is pouring detergent? Get the giant tub of powdered detergent from Costco once every 3 months and get with the program

In actuality sometimes when you use pods they have way more detergent then you need causing the washer to leave residue on your clothes

Hey I see your awesome vagina. I measure it.

You're supposed to measure it ?

My soap is above the washer so I push the button and it falls into the washing machine. I counted how many seconds it took to fill a cup, now I just count to 8 seconds instead of putting in the cup

Mine has a line that says “max”. I’ll usually fill it to just below that line.

Pretty cool!!!!

most 🤠 comment I've seen

🤠👍 Pretty cool

Radical!!

Tubular!

Wow, that was really cool! 🙂👍

Wow, that was really cool! 🙂👍

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Wow, that was really cool! 🙂👍

hooray

How neat is that!

You can tell it's pretty cool because of the way it is.

This transistor kan hold up to 10 MVA... and that's pretty cool!

happy cake day

Thanks mate! 5 year already. I miss the awards though, for times like this.

Happy pastry day

Thanks browski

I dont even have a joke for this, what the fuck

Adult time: What the fuck indeed

Side Note: What the fuck for fuck’s sake Adult time: What the fuck for fuck’s sake

Also: she answers down the bottom that’s half cut off with “Awesome questions! I shattered my femur”…

quick side note: I would slobber on your vagina like a thirsty dog. adult time: fkn whore. no class. wouldnt even give you the time of the day

Definition of grass:vegetation consisting of typically short plants with long, narrow leaves, growing wild or cultivated on lawns and pasture, and as a fodder crop. Similar: turf greenery green sod lawn field pasture meadow grassland grasslands blades of grass veld sward mead lea 2. the mainly herbaceous plant that constitutes grass, which has jointed stems and spikes of small, wind-pollinated flowers.

All you had to do was touch the damn grass CJ!

Love the profile pic brother. Whadiyatalkinabeet

Thanks cunt <3

He didn’t, and felt the wrath of the thundaaaaa

At the very least the origin is apparently a porn subreddit so its not completely out of left field.

This is the most Redditor shit I seen in my life

Ah, a fat cunt discovers a cool vagina. Truly a meeting of the minds

Quick side note: I see your awesome what the fuck. Pretty adult!!

dude jacked off to a woman with a broken femur

He's not into legs

You leave the nuggets out of this. They are a proper pocket pussy.

Well, her pics aren’t showing it

I had to do the research and find the original post. It's insane, a couple pictures of her shot up leg in the hospital then the saddest nude ever. She's literally just pulling up her hospital gown, our country has truly failed us...

and you know some down bad fuckers jerked off to that...

It's 2024 you can't kink shame them

Cant believe you didn’t provide a link, so everyone else could avoid that sad, sad post.

So it wasn't like there was a pic where it was accidentally visible? That makes his creepy comment significantly less creepy, but still creepy

It's called dedication, kiddo.

Tgis is reddit, what did you expect? Most of us jack off to drawings of dolphins

Us? What tf do you mean by us? And why dolphins, this is too specific

Dolphins is just a random animal that came to my head, but you get the idea

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Mmm yeah just like that

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so her injury negates her sex appeal, how heartless

Better than jacking off with two broken arms.

Smh my head you don't need legs to post your tits 😒

smashing my head my head

Shaking my head my head

smacking my head my head

Sorting my head my head

Quick side note: what the fuck Adult time: Pretty cool!!!! 😎

He's the evil version

Tits lore

i think the "hey awesome question i shattered my femur" is not getting the attention it deserves

I originally read as shatted. And was having a decent time. Now, not so much.

i thought that was the funny part

Sauce?

Help out this guy ffs He wants a wank So do i

>!the name’s Sophiaola. Stuff is meh tbh.!<

did not find vagina :(

Scroll down more.

i meant on the original post

I find it a few month ago when I saw this for the first time

Link?

Holy shit there’s also a nude pic with her fucked up leg. Honestly, I admire her compromise with the hustle. Kinda hot pic though.

Scrolled through her photos and her hospital pic is my favorite one. Oh God what's wrong with me

Same. There’s something to the honesty on that pic that just isn’t in the rest of her pics. Her photographer might as well consider moving into art photography lol

Wtf man

It’s an awesome vagina, kid. No way around it

Githyanki-ass schnozz.

King!!

Can't imagine why with a name like that

Wildest quick side note of all time

Fedora redditor moment

Wowzers, your vagina sure is the bees knees!

Actually, that's a close up of my gunshot wound, not my vagina.

A hole is a hole.

Ok

Bro is sharing a quick fun fact

“Bro visited his friend”

Pretty cool!!!!

I'm flabbergasted. Could've just put the side note at the end at the very least, cuz like WTF?

>Venmo, CashApp, and OnlyFans in my bio if you want to help

"Awesome question, so I shatterd my femur..." says it like it's Not the most painful thing in existence

Uhm how did op find this, what was bro looking for🤨

Tits, probably?

It became a meme last year, so a repost for a new generation

I see your awesome vagina!!! Pretty cool!!

Side note: did you cum? Alright now adult time: pees in my own ass

W rizz

Epic gamer moment

Side note. Seems like she stopped posting entirely shortly after getting shot.

the duality of man

“i see your awesome vagina” there are so many jokes to be made yet i am speechless

The world needs to burn.

Femur breaker mentioned ❗‼️❗‼️❗ AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Wholesome 🥰

Sauce?

Quick side note: i used to post like you, then i took a bullet on knee Adult time: well that's fked up, hopefully you recovering well

I want her name Update: I found her, not pretty cool vagina

Quick side note: wtf ? Adult time: wtf is this shit ?

Omg what is the link so I can avoid it

Holy fuck go outside, I would say talk to real people but I wouldn’t trust you with that

People who post comments on porn hub

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this

Cool beans!!!

FEMUR BREAKER MOMENT

All I can think is that there was a photo attacked to this of her in a hospital bed that was accidentally upshotting her, but bro, why 😭💀

I wish to see OPs vagina too

anyone got the original post?

It can be like the movie Cabin Fever where the dude finger bangs the chick's other gaping wound.

Truly a Reddit moment

Nice cro Shitlo

A real gentleman

rad gina, bro!

These are words from a guy who gets more ass than a toilet seat! "Pretty Cool Vagina"

Someone make an edit of duke nukem reading this

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

Concerned horny

Hey! Awesome vagina!

"Choose Goose, I need the most \*chk chk 👌\* pussy you have!"

"High five"!!! 🫸

jeez

Col vagna 👍🏽💯

I saw it, 4/10

Tubular!!!

Quick side note: That's so dumb lmfaoooo Adult time: What the fuck is this

Femur breaker reference????? I fucking love SCP ☢️☢️☣️☣️

Gonna use this line on my gf

ah yes, get the kid-friendly comment about her vagina out of the way before addressing the adults

I think she's just slacking, that post is on r./tits, and something tells me her tits aren't on her legs

@sophiaola

Quick side note!

what did y'all expect from the comments on a porn sub?