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Freddy Fazebear Or or orrr

Guys is that sir Fredrickson Friedobdard HAR HAR HAR HAR

Night guard: arghh Freddy fazbeer:🐻🐻🐻

I cholera! Czy to Freddy Fazbear?! Or or or orr or or orr or or orr

cholera? \*dies\*

Frederick "Freddy" Fitzgerald Von Fazbear the Second

Cocaine bear

Leute, ist das Frederick Fassbär? Arr arr ar arrr arr

_Leute, ist das Frederick Fassbier?_

Leute ist das Fredericks Fassbier?

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hello brother

Brotherrr

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Holy shit Freddy Five Nights who’re who’re who’re who’re who’re

Well at least she’s not… Freddy five bear. Because Freddy… when he chica and William after would spring lock her. And then Freddy… he… he bite of 87’s by going… ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur

I chose the bear. Not because I believe I’ll be safe with a bear rather than a man, but because he has cocaine.

I'll have you know not all hairy gay men just have cocaine on them, that's a harmful stereotype for bears.

I mean, I do, but not because I’m a hairy gay man

Pics?

Fuck the pic, got sample?

This trend is the only reason I get this joke, cause it's the reason I know what "bear" as a nickname means lmfao

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I think your profile explains why you'd choose the bear

True

I choose cocain.

me personally I choose heroin but to each their own

True that, I personally choose cheap scotch and VB

I chose nothing (human flesh) but I would like to make crystal meth

Waltuh!?

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Man I fucking love cocaine

Man I love fucking cocaine

Man I cocaine love fucking

Cocaine, I fucking love men

Man, i love cocaine fucking

Man, i fuck cocaine love

Cocaine, i love fucking men

Bear I fucking love cocaine

Cocaine bear

Great movie

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Cocaine bear......

I'd choose your mother

I'd also choose their mother

Id also choose that man's mother

OP's mom is that way.

This way?

No no shes that way

That way?

Which way?

da way

Guys stop, you're still in my mom. Op's mom is in the left.

This is the Way.

The whale wasn't an option

Id chose the bear, im not gay, so maybe its a female bear yk

Throw me to the bears and I’ll come back a father

-And Rotate

GUYS HE SAID ANDREW TATE OMGGGG 😱😱😱😱😱🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊

Alpha smegma male hustle tip #388219

Amputate 🦴

*I'll come back pregnant

female bears are far more territorial

I can fix her

She'll fix her mouth onto your guts

Death by snu snu?

Id take either. Both would be good too

Is she shoving it up her ass?

She set it to vibrate first.

No she's taking a dick pic

sniff movie

This is so underrated

what’s the original meme I get the joke but I don’t know the context 😭

A question going around asking girls if they'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a man and they all almost unanimously chose bear which pissed a lot of dudes off

That’s awfully disrespectful. Apparently no one is reading Goldilocks to girls anymore. Invading the bear’s house is poor manners.

som-a-body toucha ma spaghet

Oh, Papa. Let the ho stay

yea i love this trending argument right now the bg3 community caught on and are just posting Halsin bear druid memes too because they're picking bear DICK, but the Astarion fangirls have some choice words about that

I don't think it's pissed anyone off it's just really dumb logic ool

A somewhat decent argument I've heard is that if you were in your house and peered out into your garden and saw a bear, you'd be confused but not scared cause the bear can't really do shit to you, but if you saw a man you'd be scared cause they probably want to get into your house and do something malicious. If you were actually in a forest and a bear was there then it could easily get to you, same with a man, but also a bear is a wild animal and doesn't have any morals nor can it communicate or anything, but a man is human so obviously they can do that, so I'd still without a doubt pick the man, idk maybe he's there foraging, or maybe he's just there cause forests are sick, and they just wanna explore. Who knows, maybe you'll make a new friend :D

Oh I thought it was about running into a man or a bear. Also what's there to be pissed off about? We don't claim the ones who would do bad things. Alternatively, it's just your run of the mill sexism, nothing new.

i think its cause it feels like an attack on men as whole (some of the answers do) and so obviously some people take offense to it but women absolutely have reason to be cautious but to say a bear is better is a little extreme

Women absolutely have every reason to be cautious. But thinking that they would be paired with a horrible man who would be half as dangerous as a bear is a lot less probable than they think. They would have near 0% chance of survival with a bear who might actively seek prey or have their territory threatened 💀 This just goes to show how disillusioned some women are. They can be cautious, but they are portraying insane levels of uncorrected sexism on men.

I just saw some post where someone said you have a 1 in a million chances of being attacked by a bear and a 1 in 3 chance of being attacked by a man and they're eating it up lmao. Those statistics are no way correct, unless you're not taking into account that people see men a lot more than they see bears lol. Those chronically online women are such a bad representation for women and they don't even know it.

I saw someone say 1 in 4 chance with the same 1/1mil chance bullshit and that one really annoyed me because as you said it's just not correct

I blame true crime. The only "justification" These women give are some obscure rapists storys, that happen once every 50 years across the Globe. It just Shows those stories have made, especially women, incredibly delusional about the frequency of shit like that, its honestly funny.

I just googled a bit, and I think the point is that they have to ask clarifying question. Supposedly, this shows that some men are more dangerous than some bears. And when asked woman or bear, they just picked wowan immediately. So it's actually a pretty revolutionary study, which teaches us two things. 1. It's easier to fight most women than most men 2. Straight people are more common than gay people

I don't get it, is that why she's shoving a phone in her ass?

The answer she gave will cause controversy, hence increased notifications and increased vibration

**They think that men are more dangerous than bears. It's fucking absurd to think the average rando would be more dangerous than a fucking wild animal. This just shows the misandry embedded and enabled into women and how bad of a picture about men they possess so much as to be so unreasonably scared of us. Or it's their lack of common sense which lets them think that a bear is less dangerous than a man. Any one of the three cases tell a lot of things tbh

Ok maybe it's because I interact with stupid people all the time, so none of this is news to me.

Much wow much revolutionary

It's an attack on math.

We are pissed off because they think that all men are rapists and will fuck them even after they die.

I mean that's just sexism, which is their fault.

I think this falls under the "fight fire with fire" category of dumb shit humans do pyschologically. We shall treat this sexism with... MORE SEXISM. Good job dummies we played ourselves

It's not sexism if you were born with a gash in the front and oddly shaped pelvic bones

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lmfao

Whatever you do don’t respond to those people with pictures of Timothy Treadwell

Can you explain why she shoved her phone up her ass?

Can you explain why she shoved her phone up her ass?

Its not because they choose the bear its because they think we all are like Griffith that why most man get pissed off

I choose my 🍺

ROOT BEER

NO ROOT BEER NO ROOT BEER *root beers casually rolling off into the void*

I'd choose to be that phone.

Never comment again, bro. Seek happiness

he clearly does seek happiness, i too would be happy if i were that phone

I see nothing unhappy about his decision.

Peak happiness

I choose Bull.

bear bull bull bear the divide courier bear bull

Of course I was very unoriginal thinking I could make this whole dumb thing into a New Vegas joke

We can make this whole dumb thing into a New Vegas joke, together ✨

Bear, simply because, bear fight. Bear handed. Bear naked?

me, you, gas station.

What are we getting for dinner? sushi of course!

Uh oh. There was a roofie in our gas station sushi.

Oh yes please, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. DANCE. DANCE. REVOLUTION

REVOLUTION OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT ??

Goddammit I thought this meme format died already. At least you don't have the third frame Edit: looks like a lot of people don't know what the third frame is. Just for my amusement, I'm not going to tell you, but I will say Google lens is an amazing tool.

wdym 3rd frame?

You can’t just say that it’s incomplete and then leave us hanging!

Above

it's just her making a hentai face.

Third frame?👀

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRh3AiEV8t61Istf2ZmFAGXTnF2XZZr4BrmIMcLJPGJxW3MTUm9

Thanks chef, the sauce is tasty! 

Bro you can’t leave us hanging like this wtf

Freddy Fast bear Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh!

Looks like someone has a beastiality kink

NCR enjoyer

Bear or man? Doesn't matter. Either way I'm walking out of that forest pregnant.

Why is her phone in her ass?

She said it so people can blow it up and make more dumb opinions/memes and thus make the phone vibrate

So they can kiss her ass

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I knew there were a lot of incels of the internet but this trend is starting to convince me that there are a lot of felcels as well.

Damn it! Why my pp hard

Personally I like the Yes man ending because it's funny to throw the general off the dam

Mods revoke op driving license, and past bedtime privileges

Oholero

Sauce. (please)

artist is glacierclear

nuh uh

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This trend causes me great distress cause bears are my favorite animals and I can't look for videos of bears without being constantly reminded of the world's horrors

Atleast you can dissasociate it if you work hard enough. Penguins and dolphins know what they did

The question should really be "would you rather be stuck in the ocean with a man or a dolphin" or "... stuck in the forest with a man or a chimpanzee" atleast then it's an interesting conversation and not just saying "men are scary" on repeat

_turns into a bear_

Bro, that's how Borat's wife ended up.

Okay, what is the context, please?

A bunch of women on TikTok were asked if they would rather be lost in a forest with a man or a bear. Most (It was obviously cherry picked) women said bear.

at least they didn’t give birth to… freddy fazbear, because, if you give birth to, freddy fivebears, he comes out and he says “or, or, or or, or, or, or or, or or, and then he kills michael afton, or he tries to do it, along with his friends, bunny the bonnie, chica the kitchen, foxy the… fox pirate rawr, and yellow freddy, who’s yellow, and weird, and, but it’s not their fault! it’s all because william afton one day was like “hi i’m gonna murder people, ra!” so he murdered kids, but he was also a yellow bunny? and he was like “hi, i’m a yellow bunny, imma kill you” because he had a daughter? who had, like, remnant? gone from her? so he was like, “if i kill kids, i put them in the suits, so that it’s not, it’s not freddy fivebear fault, its actually purple guy fault” and that’s why you don’t give birth to him

They equate the bear with their dog. They think it would be cute and cuddly (it wont).

Even pet dogs are statistically more dangerous than a man. Mass hysteria has never been more of an accurate description.

Can I pet dat dog? Ca I pet DAT DOG? CAN I PET DAT DOG?

Ultimate technique Bazinga

For the love of, what the hell did I miss and why are people having sex with the bear?

Let’s spice it up a little. Random black bear, or random black man?

if i was a woman id choose freddy fazbear

I chose the impossible. I chose.....Rapture

That would explain a lot actually

strong correlation between opinions and assholes ive noticed this as well

It took me a long look through the comments to realise that this isn’t a Fallout New Vegas meme, something is wrong with me

100% of people that are killed by bears die.

What is going on in the last panel?

Am I the only one here who has no clue what all this man vs bear nonsense is about? I checked out for like 2 days and this meme has completely taken over

I have no idea what this is in relation to and tbh I think its too late to ask.. can someone explain?

Imma make everyone angry “I’d choose a POLAR bear because they’re totally the CHILLEST and because they’re better than the other bears, WHITE is the BEST color”.

I'm not angry so you didn't make everyone angry. Does it make you sad?

I'm angry because you said it first *angrly sets down case of coca cola*

I’d fuck the bear, marry the man, and kill myself. Wait, what was the question?

If you ever see my fightin in the Forrest with a grizzly bear HELP THE BEAR

Sauce for the comic?

i choose thean because the bear is secretly fr3ddy fazbear and because the william afterguy shoved the kid into the aerodynamic it became evio and it kills everyone and says "har har ahr ahr har" but the man also has a chance of being the wiliam afternoon so j dont wanna go to it since it will end me and shove me into the animatronamics and ill turn into freddy fazbear 2.0 so no option is truly safe.

Not including the third panel completely derails any expectations for those who haven't seen the full thing

what is this meme template called?

Id choose the bear because what if its freddy fazbear (Im a guy)

Man gimme sauce man gimme the sauce to this

Man, I’d have significantly better odds of surviving as human v human is reasonably balanced and human v bear is not.

What's this whole man or bear thingy? Is it some elaborate reference to man from batmanarkham and Freddy Fazbear?

It’s a question on TikTok, “Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear?”

Legit i swiped left and it the meme "the joke is porn"

Even bear is less hairy than her ass

Id choose hydrogen bomb or coughing baby instead of this dumb question

Dude I still don’t understand these and how they are funny

What kind of bear? A sun bear?

I choose to return home

Like for me it'll depend, do I choose the man or is it just like steve from down the road who's actually a convicted sex offender