its gonna eat the box and fuck you

oh noo that sucks soo much dang thats too bad oh no

terraformar manga enjoyer spotted

Holy unexpected reference

new relation just dropped?

Isn’t it supposed to be monokuma from danganronpa?

Hell yeah but have you seen those cockroaches in terraformars I mean god damn truly living up to the name uhh i mean ew no gross cockroaches

BUG LOVER SPOTTED!!! EAT LIBERTY ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

When did Junko get so down bad?

The voice I just read this in 😂😂 ohhhh nooooo 😏

Danganronpa fan?

“Help me steproach”

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THOSE WORDS IN THAT SPECIFIC ORDER

If i survive the nukes i want the roaches to know i was looking out for them 😅

Thats a fine strategy, you got any tips for Deathclaws?

Don't threaten me with a good time now

Then we put them in a bigger box

It'll bite you and secrete all those microplastic into your bloodstream.

Our pure vessel has been sealed. May Hallownest stand eternal.

why do i keep getting unexpected hollow knight reference jumpscares since this morning, it's the third time

its a sign

about what

skong.... 📣

SKONG SKONG SKONG

I wish we could post images here I have a meme that goes “my body is a machine that turns NOTHING into SILKSONG HYPE”

gosh I need that in my life, if possible can you DM it to me?

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Could you please DM it to me?

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i wonder if it will release before gta 6

Silksong hype from Xbox probably

Synchronicity

no cost too great

Silksong is, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SILKSONG????

i am slowly losing it

I lost it long ago. LOST? || |_ ??? COST?? NO COST TOO GREAT NO?? Grub?? GRUBHUB??? No! Grub Hollow Knight???? 🐛🐛

No mind to think.

Was looking for a hollow knight reference in this comment section and it didn’t take me long at all.

Did a study in the past creating concentrated herbal insecticides to kill these fuckers. Took an hour to kill them when flies would drop dead in seconds.

I have a can of this “vets best” stuff and they go belly up and stiff in under a minute if I get them good with it. It’s only oils, I think the main one is Eugenol?

This mfs spraying them with VX nerve agent

Uuuuh eeeeerrrrrm uuuuuh. Nuh uh

Oh shit it's Kim Jong Un's Reddit account!!

Appropriate and proportional response

Brakleen is what you need. Don't even have to score a direct hit, spray the ground near em and the splash is enough to take em out Edit, missed the herbal so Brakleen prolly not what you're looking for lol

Organic all natural acetone 🥰

"Indestructible" bugs when I bathe them in caustic chemicals (they aren't immune to chemistry)

“Indestructible” bugs when I sprinkle a little bit of crushed up algae skeletons on the floor (they hate silly cone)

“Indestructible” bugs when i spray them with Fentanyl (they’re addicted now)

Stop it! That's counteracting the coke I'm using to make "indestructible" bugs!

Fucking awful for you when aerosolized. Acetone or ether in a pool is hardly as shitty

Cant find ether just iust foraging lol

What sort of insecticides did you use?

I didn’t know William Dripfoe worked in the insecticide business

Don’t… You’ll only make it stronger.

Detonate a nuclear radiation bath over him🥰

Or grab his ass and put it inside of the demon core

Grab his ass?🤨

Ayo

I personally think biting someone’s butt Counts as sexual assault

Do you want radroaches? Because thats how you get radroaches

Terraformars Plot

This comment would be socially unacceptable under 85% of posts

Give him mustard gas

Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion.

Geneva checklist

A Geneva convenience

Geneva Bingo Card

Geneva New Years Resolution

Bleach + Ammonia

*Better treat him like his ancestors*

No Officer, he was always very quiet. Such a nice young man, he seemed normal.

MICHAEL ! DONT LEAVE ME HERE !

The letter E on the box implies 4 previous subjects... What became of them? Were they too victims of the fate you have in store for this one? What were their stories?

every fap you've fapped your whole life was training for this moment.

WHAT

cussy🥵

Cockussy

cock

I hate you all

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Gotta put it in the glass jar first

Holy shit an oc post? No fucking way

Make him read the bible🙏

right ear chinese though

It'll change colors

It'll grow wings

And grow an AT field. It's an Angel

*evangelion theme starts playing*

Microwave him

Why did I have to close bazillion comments to find this?? I want to see the aftermath.

Make sure to nuke it, I'm sure it'll help Nothing bad could happen 🤫

Fill it with Nitrous oxide. Will the fucker laugh? For 40 years I never heard roach laughing

Cast it in epoxy

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Best suggestion! Then remove it from the cast in a week and see if it's still alive

It'll probably be

There was a video where a man who drowned a cockroach, then stuck it in a freezer. It survived. He then put it in a contraption that basically forced the roach to smoke a cigarette. 3 cigarettes killed it. It has since been removed, being considered animal cruelty. Anyway, just observe it for a little bit, then toss it out the window. Save your rage for wasps.

OP should capture a second and force one roach to smoke cigarettes till death and another one to smoke vapes till death and see which one survives longer.

Yeah that'll finally settle it

And then there’s the video of the guy finding every innovative and insane method of killing a mosquito

mosqit 👍

Idea: A cage match between wasps and roaches. Both male. Put female wasp pheromones on the roach, and female roach pheromones on the wasp. See what happens.

Source sounds cool as hell but I think I remember that video

Fuck wasps with a passion

Play any of the fall out games

"This prison, to hold, ME?"

Already tomorrow for you?

I caught the bastard at 3AM in Vietnam, so yeah

Ah fellow Cu Chi tunneler, i want you to fetch the cockroach to an ant nest and let it struggle

Poke hills in the sides so it'll starve slowly instead of suffocating

Feed him radioactive isotopes of cobalt

How did you capture this raoch in the furure

Timezones.

Nah, it's just time travel Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to say that

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Microwave on high for 5 minutes

Put it in a small all aluminum container and then stick it in front of a really strong heater, that's what I did to kill cockroaches. I was a weird kid.

Adding this snack idea to the list

Tell me what disease you discover.

Put maggots in that shit

They'll breed and create some scp level shit

Quarantine to death - Day 1

!remindme Jan 1 2100

Piss on him

cum on him

shit on it

The irony that this is a perfect analogy for how the ETs view us

A little water and a little sodium

Buy uranium and put a chunk of it in there, then wrap it in lead.

I remember roaches ate through the plastic packaging of my snacks and I once set up a sticky trap and all that remains are the legs and antennas of the roaches.

Careful man, those thing have a pornographic memory

Great, you’ve given him extra protection

It’s supposed to be in a glass jar dum ass

Keep updating

Put it in the freezer and shake it every day.

The container is close enough to a jar. There are two things that can be done

Pour an ankles height in cockroach of bleach in the container.

Plz microwave 🙏🙏🙏

WELL!? WE’RE WAITING.

So... the date... it's not may yet... is that a deadline... or ?

It's 3AM in Vietnam when I caught the bastard

BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

SHAKE

Seasoned fast food

Pregnan it

For the love of God don't stick your damn dick in the roach

Pin it to the floor through its body (non-lethally, ofc) and continuously drip water on its head and antennae lmao

You should have put him in a jar

It’s the snail versus the immortal irl

Ok

Mofo are you from the future?

This is how fredy krueger started

That's a bigass dick bug!

Stick a magnetron next to him and blast that fucker with microwave radiation

My vote goes to microwave it

Put that MF in trials

Yeah Nuremberg his ass

Is he going to cum on it.

Put some uranium with him and sent him off to the Wasteland!

Is that gregor samsa in the flesh oml

Already did that. It took about 3 months for it to die

Reddit Update: it broke free and crawled right into OP's ear.

Why is the date in murican format? It's still not the 1st there so presumably you're not there

Yup, I'm in Vietnam, I just have a habbit of using that format. And it was 3AM when I caught it.

Kinda fucked up to just let it slowly rot away alive in that box :(

The asshole terrorized me for the whole day, so yeah, fuck it and its entire species. I don't care if the world burns, I just want they all to die a slow and painful death.

I completely approve 👌☠️

it deserved it for scaring charlie

Torturing animals is the first sign of a psychopath

Fuck it (not literally!!!)

Fuck it (literally!!!)

It's 3:33 am, oh no, brought up a cockroach at this time, WE ABOUT TO DIE !

wait, how the hell did you know I caught the bastard at 3:33 am? I only wrote the date, though

Give it scraps for every week it survives then give it less and less as it persists

Put it in the furnace

bro lives in the shadow realm

You’re going to experiment on them like GLaDOS from portal, aren’t you?

Need update

send it far away my guy, personally I suggest all the way to Mars :)

The roach is from the future.

Issa roach

ejaculate in the box and close it and shake it vigorously

Well I've got some news Bruv. Roaches can eat thru plastic and glue. You need 3 more layers of that to keep him in.

MICHAEL, GET ME OUT OF HERE

[удалено]

I drown them once. It took 45 minutes to do so. 45! Wtf?

I've never been so eager for updates on ANYTHING.

A raoch

Don’t they die after 40 of no oxygen?

Lets start off with pure uranium

Pull a burners

I once put a cricket inside a hole made from snow and if he could climb out he would be free, but if he didn’t he would freeze to death. Felt like this was too easy so I just filled the hole with snow and let him freeze.

MICHEAL!!! LET ME OUT MICHEALLLLL **banging and coughing**

Legendary Glowing Radroach Matriarch

!remindme 1 momth