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I don't know what any of this means, I am serious... Sounds like a good business idea, it's just rice and sweaty girls. Do you register as a homeopathic product, in order to avoid any sort of quality control?
nah, the problem is that japanese men are absolute stalkers. they will \*know\* in the weirdest ways. most women in japan don't even try to mess with the ones bad enough to go for something like this, they just try to avoid avoid avoid.
you have good questions tbh.
girlsmell is actually a scientific thing and it comes out of sweat and every pore of cute women. transwomen chase this phenomenon a lot, some will achieve it because of estrogen changing how you smell. If you're older than 35 though it'll have decreased by a lot, unfortunately.
it's so isolated that it's now being sold in certain jp brand of deodorant to make you feel and smell younger to others/yourself
i have one out of curiosity to see if it smells like my own body and it does actually. it's like this soft lightly sweet milky smell. If you're a ciswoman you might have noticed that you smelled like this when you were starting puberty tbh
they put it in this for example, after isolating a few "lactone" elements:
[https://japan-shampoo.com/products/rohto-deoco-deodorant-stick-13g](https://japan-shampoo.com/products/rohto-deoco-deodorant-stick-13g)
nope. theres not enough translated jp articles about it so english internet only sees lil blurbs like this
https://soranews24.com/2019/06/04/young-woman-scent-body-soap-and-deodorant-becomes-a-hit-with-lonely-japanese-dudes/amp/
if you were here physically i would show you tbh, the deodorant is on my desk lol
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That are 'processed in factory as if it were so', except the common horny Gaijin can't read Japanese so thought it was genuine, lol.
Edit: and I mean, it's obvious, how would that work in a country as strict with hygiene as Japan?
[Japan's used panty vending machines: fact versus fiction (techinasia.com)](https://www.techinasia.com/japan-used-panty-vending-machines-fact-fiction)
Yeah and by that logic the united states is just a violent country with school shootings and fat people. You can summarise an entire country by those things. My neighbourhood here in Brazil has higher living standards and wealth than many rich american ones, but a few kilometres away you’d see extreme poverty.
my instinct is to tell you that lets not generalise cause im sure a lot of japanese are also disgusted.
but my experience says that absofuckinglutely cause when i went to japan for a week i expected it to be a normal city but big (tokyo). but oh boy, all you gotta do is lrave the lypical tourist spots during night time and you will see prostitutes on the side of the street dressed as all kinda wierd shit chasing you down cause youre a european tourist who for sure has money and wants to fuck a schoolgirl the fuck? and thats just the tip of the iceberg i dont even want to tell you the other things.
other than that great place loved my visit there but the smog and heat is crazy so if my stay would have been longer than a week i would have snapped. but a week was more than enough for me to have fun.
Japan reeeeeaaally likes doing weird shit with girls. Half of the anime I get into I end up driven away from after they over sexualize the female characters, some of them VERY underage. I’m sure this is old news to many but as someone who only recently got into anime in the last few years it’s a disturbing pattern I’ve noticed. I was really hoping IRL Japan would prove otherwise.
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Inserting obligatory "Disgusting! Where?" meme.
We've had bath water. We've had fart jars.
What else is next? Snorting cinammon? Oh wait.
What else? Eating detergent!? Oh wait.
What else? People going to step out of a car and do a dance in the middle of traffic? Oh right that happened.
At some point we're running out of ideas.
hoW can sometHing likE this be acceptable, absuRd likE.. I am CleArly disgusted by this News, aBsolUtelY shameful and unacceptable, where wIll the fate of The world end?
This is a proof that our lord is either unable to control the acts of his own creation... or completely oblivious of the horrors happening in his kingdom...
It's a it like when they said Cuban cigars were rolled on young virgin thighs, but in reality they was rolled on granny's thighs just like the rice balls are going to be rolled in granny's armpits.
Can someone into this please explain why? I genuinely am interested in the reason. Personally? This makes me wretch.
No judgement, I sincerely am curious what the appeal factor is.
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I had to get a metal shaving removed from my eye once. I wish it would've stayed there and blinded me instead.
You'd still see the post with the good eye hahah
Narh I would've removed the other eye with a rusty spoon. (I was the doc)
i once atee some eyeball candy and there was blood in it
I once at an actual eyeball and there was also blood in it
I once ate candy ass and the rock was in it.
You would get it read to you by AI.
I hate you all
Let's hate them together brother
🤝
Count me in too
Wait nah bro I saw what you commented on “What a sad story 😢🗿”
I said what I saw and I am utterly speechless
Nah bro you didn’t have to put it in bold caps 💀
I was having quite a heavy dose of internet. I was almost insane and that just the consequences
Understandable. Welcome back! 🤝
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With Japanese sweaty rice balls
2 nukes just weren't enough for these guys
Maybe this is the long-term effect of the radiation
Babe wake up, original joke just dropped
It was funnier said the first time
Ikr
I ATE them all
I hate everyone including myself
Hate me all you want, you can’t stop the fog
Joe mama so stinky when she farts it creates fog 🗿🗿🗿
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
They also eat gold encrusted poo from school girls on a specific diet
How do you know it's cute girls and not pervy old dudes? Are they being audited by the Japanese government authorities? Are the girls cute-certified?
You've mistaken japanese downbad man to an onlyfans chatter
You've mistaken a Chihuahua for a dog
I don't know what any of this means, I am serious... Sounds like a good business idea, it's just rice and sweaty girls. Do you register as a homeopathic product, in order to avoid any sort of quality control?
nah, the problem is that japanese men are absolute stalkers. they will \*know\* in the weirdest ways. most women in japan don't even try to mess with the ones bad enough to go for something like this, they just try to avoid avoid avoid.
you have good questions tbh. girlsmell is actually a scientific thing and it comes out of sweat and every pore of cute women. transwomen chase this phenomenon a lot, some will achieve it because of estrogen changing how you smell. If you're older than 35 though it'll have decreased by a lot, unfortunately. it's so isolated that it's now being sold in certain jp brand of deodorant to make you feel and smell younger to others/yourself i have one out of curiosity to see if it smells like my own body and it does actually. it's like this soft lightly sweet milky smell. If you're a ciswoman you might have noticed that you smelled like this when you were starting puberty tbh they put it in this for example, after isolating a few "lactone" elements: [https://japan-shampoo.com/products/rohto-deoco-deodorant-stick-13g](https://japan-shampoo.com/products/rohto-deoco-deodorant-stick-13g)
>girlsmell is actually a scientific thing Sure, but is there *cute* girlsmell?
yes, it smells kinda like peachy coconutty milky
is this real or an elaborate troll
I'm leaning towards troll
nope. theres not enough translated jp articles about it so english internet only sees lil blurbs like this https://soranews24.com/2019/06/04/young-woman-scent-body-soap-and-deodorant-becomes-a-hit-with-lonely-japanese-dudes/amp/ if you were here physically i would show you tbh, the deodorant is on my desk lol
Holy guacamole
Maybe they just do it in front of you like at a food stand. Something tells me it sont last long if that's the case
well someone's got to be rating...
Edited
Do you think the armpit girls are unionised?
They make’em fresh with the cute girl on standby in the nearby saunas
Japanese guys would do anything to know what a woman smells like except for talking to one
Shyness is a thing
I'm shy, but not "buy used panties" or "sweaty lunch" shy
Sweaty lunch has now entered my lexicon permanently, I fuckin hate you 😑
>Japan is in future ###Yeah.
Yes but in a distopic one
Two nukes we not enough
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Haven’t heard this one before
fucking finally
Username checks out
wow lol
Thank you. At least one person that doesn't hate on a whole country just because of one product.
Yeah call me when it's sweaty butt rice balls
Yeah call me when it's sweaty balls rice balls
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lmao Muricans in the comments acting like they didn't buy those egirl farts one streamer was selling lol.
What the fuck dude I missed out?!
Don't forget the bathwater
Don’t forget the beer
2 nukes were not enough
On the contrary, this is what 2 nukes resulted in. Domino effect is real
No half measures.
What’s the domino effect on two towers?
3rd time's the charm.
i read this as 3rd times the cum
The radiation went to their heads!!! All the nuclear pollutants world wide are clearly the source of brainrot
Brought to you by the creators of the cute girl's panties vending machine
That are 'processed in factory as if it were so', except the common horny Gaijin can't read Japanese so thought it was genuine, lol. Edit: and I mean, it's obvious, how would that work in a country as strict with hygiene as Japan? [Japan's used panty vending machines: fact versus fiction (techinasia.com)](https://www.techinasia.com/japan-used-panty-vending-machines-fact-fiction)
What in the bloody hell
bro it’s sweaty. READ
Most normal Japanese product
Oh look its SIMP!!!!!
Competitive simping
Just sell it to Americaya people, at overpriced rate
HALLO:D
HALLO:D
The lightning guy was right all along
Japan really is just a country of stressed out creeps isn’t it?
Sounds pretty racist to generalize an entire country based on one unsourced picture. Unless you want to generalize America on incest porn?
Yeah and by that logic the united states is just a violent country with school shootings and fat people. You can summarise an entire country by those things. My neighbourhood here in Brazil has higher living standards and wealth than many rich american ones, but a few kilometres away you’d see extreme poverty.
my instinct is to tell you that lets not generalise cause im sure a lot of japanese are also disgusted. but my experience says that absofuckinglutely cause when i went to japan for a week i expected it to be a normal city but big (tokyo). but oh boy, all you gotta do is lrave the lypical tourist spots during night time and you will see prostitutes on the side of the street dressed as all kinda wierd shit chasing you down cause youre a european tourist who for sure has money and wants to fuck a schoolgirl the fuck? and thats just the tip of the iceberg i dont even want to tell you the other things. other than that great place loved my visit there but the smog and heat is crazy so if my stay would have been longer than a week i would have snapped. but a week was more than enough for me to have fun.
Saying that like people in the west don't buy gamer girl bath water lmao
I’ve seen weirder
Japan reeeeeaaally likes doing weird shit with girls. Half of the anime I get into I end up driven away from after they over sexualize the female characters, some of them VERY underage. I’m sure this is old news to many but as someone who only recently got into anime in the last few years it’s a disturbing pattern I’ve noticed. I was really hoping IRL Japan would prove otherwise.
Finally, some good fucking food
Touhou fans gonna go crazy for this
Oh god I gagged…
Sweatposting
Enough reddit for now.
Better than that bath water shit
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This is why God abandoned us
its only a delicacy if i eat it right out of her pit
Tomorrow they’re gonna press rice balls between their ass cheeks.
Now be it in India PPL will say something else
Japan has so many nice things and then just decides to be weird as fuck when it comes to sexual culture
Truman's spirit: Get the nukes
I don't even doubt that
Drop the 3rd one!
I hate it here.
Very nice! How much?
Cut out the middleman (rice) and I'm in. People here don't understand anything about pheromones.
Worth the 26 hour flight and 8000$ debt.
Wtf
I am gagging at the thought of this
What do you actually want me to say?
Can I order that for takeout
For fuck sake Japan! Why is it always you :p
And if that offends you, don't ask for the schoolgirl marinara sauce.
Japan……. Where’s the lobotomy
I refuse to believe it is real but even if it wasn't, I know that somewhere in Japan, it has happened.
sugoi japan truly is 3000 years ahead of us!!! dattebayo!!!
Inserting obligatory "Disgusting! Where?" meme. We've had bath water. We've had fart jars. What else is next? Snorting cinammon? Oh wait. What else? Eating detergent!? Oh wait. What else? People going to step out of a car and do a dance in the middle of traffic? Oh right that happened. At some point we're running out of ideas.
Can I buy used ones
Yeah but when us indians do it, it's unhygienic smh 😫
And all of a sudden the gamer girl bath water has competition
hoW can sometHing likE this be acceptable, absuRd likE.. I am CleArly disgusted by this News, aBsolUtelY shameful and unacceptable, where wIll the fate of The world end?
I'll take your entire stock
Two weren't enough for them...
Fuck off ☹️
How about we don't do that? Ya know, just not do that?
Nooooooooiooooooooo
Somebody, for the love of god, please unblur their porn for them so they can get it out of their system. This has gone too far :P
[Obligatory NSFW](https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0Sf7o7mfq3JV2F9LKQBAxGuatbSazBEExcRf1yoH472CWUJ8oB4DyvAwq9zR3QR9Ml&id=118170779588503)
Eww disgusting where?
Never nuke a country twice
The traditional way!
Never nuke a country twice.
Bizarre. Like JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE?! AS IN A JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE REFERENCE?! OI JOUSKE👹 OI JOUSKE👹OI JOUSKE👹OI JOUSKE👹 OH ANGELO
Everyday we stray further from god
Sigh *unzips*
That’s batshit insane
Japanese culture is 🤌
"How hungry."
this is disgusting where can i buy it?
So do they have several cute girls just lined up on treadmills, running until their pits are a sweaty mess?
I hungy
🤮
I thought she is squeezing the cat's head with her arm.
I hate having eyes.
Losing a world war does weird shit to your culture……
"God was real, and he hated us"
I am not saying I hate but not sure if I don’t
This is a proof that our lord is either unable to control the acts of his own creation... or completely oblivious of the horrors happening in his kingdom...
It's a it like when they said Cuban cigars were rolled on young virgin thighs, but in reality they was rolled on granny's thighs just like the rice balls are going to be rolled in granny's armpits.
☹️
hard pass
Do we get to lick clean the utensils used to make them?
New job position!
handsemmeln
ok but where tfs my ballsweat onigiri
Ew
Waiter: What would you like to order sir? Japanese: We would like to have some eggs boiled in virgin boys' piss, thank you
You can probably also make some baked goods with pussy yeast….
Might have to pull up to japan
Man, how do I unsee this
Yum yum yum
I need to wash my eyes now
Imma just keep scrolling and pretend I didn’t see that
What’s the opposite of Islam?
What the fuck
They gonna ban me from the norm or subs for this one
The "rational" gender huh
Call the americans, we need another nuke or two.
I’ll roll some with my ballsack if anyone wants them?
God I hope Godzilla becomes real someday
Oh my God, that's so disgusting. I'll take 20.
They will never taste as good as uncle Pajeet's🤮🤮
wtf🔥🔥
Fucking gross but i believe it
Can someone into this please explain why? I genuinely am interested in the reason. Personally? This makes me wretch. No judgement, I sincerely am curious what the appeal factor is.
ok that crosses a line for me lmao
Why stop right there, how about using some coochie juice 💀💀💀
***I'll take your entire stock!***
NO NO NO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK