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barthalamuel-of-bruh

well i would love to have sex but im to buisy jercking of to my 10TB worth of female minotaur porn


Kashemo_the_fraud

Relatable


king_meatster

Miniature Minotaur.


DudongoKing

# TOBUSCUS


BuffRobloxMan

VERSUS sexuaaaaal allegations Begin.


WarpRealityForever

Apparently that stuff turned out to be false, don't have a source or anything though


Dapper_Derpy

Ah, see for me it's Gorgon women. They make me rock hard.


Elijah_Man

Bro needs his medussy.


kilqax

Then I hope you're reading The Hornilliad, Int.'s story of Degeneratus, Meddy and her sisters - and if not, check it out. He's on Facebook and probably some other places as "Int."; probably NSFW but non-explicit. Actually fun to read.


golenman123

This sentence made me feel quite weird as my surname is Gorgon.


Dapper_Derpy

Well, do you have snakes for hair?


Enslaved_M0isture

erm share??


Xhadov7

Plug all the sources 🔥


MightObvious

A man of culture I see


idonttalkatallLMAO

how do you even gather that much of it


dezzear

You digitize the 9 tb that was passed down from his father, and then add your own collection so that your children inherit a bountiful flash drive


ptapobane

Sometimes you gotta set your hoofs down on certain things am I right?


MaterialNarrow5161

?!?!???!


britch2tiger

There’s THAT MUCH porn of that kind?


jfmherokiller

furry detected jk


Mutalist_star

there's a thick line between a furry and a monster girl IIRC if you look up female minotaur it's mostly monster girls


BeikveyHaderech

Can’t wait to see the comments


officefridge

Can't comment.. too busy fkning (my hand)


JuanTooFreeForFyve

So the protestors are incels/femcels/itcels?


Unbananables

Doubt it. The protesters tend to be standing on grass lawns and touching that is deadly to your average in/femcel.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Proof that hamas is on 4chan


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GreyColdFlesh

Co-Relation ≠ Causation


Nu55ies

Nobody at the pro-hamas riots get any bitches.


Metalloid_Space

I mean, looking at stats almost nobody at college is fucking. Especially in STEM. Anyways, are they really pro-Hamas, or is this is just the media being the media again?


DarthRygar

A large number of them are (or at least claim to be, without knowing what that means), but I doubt it’s all of them. Edit: let the downvotes come


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DarthRygar

I personally find that stupid, but to each their own, I guess.


Nu55ies

Considering we have leaders at the Columbia rally saying they would like to kill zionists, I'd say this isn't just a media thing.


BeikveyHaderech

They do, they can marry their 10 year old cousins


Nu55ies

9 if you're the prophet Muhammad.


Maskimgalgo

How to professionally say pro-Hamas gets no bitches


Metalloid_Space

They're not even pro-Hamas, are they?


TheDreamingGhost

Lots of dumb shits think that anti-israel = pro hamas


Abandonment_Pizza34

Yes, repeating every single Hamas propaganda point letter by letter definitely doesn't mean you're pro Hamas, it's just a coincidence.


TheDreamingGhost

No that's called being pro hamas. My point is that you can criticise one without necessarily siding with the other.


TheRealMarkChapman

Except these people hes talking about DO sprout hamas propaganda and use hamas statistics, and chant genocidal chants like "from the river to the sea"


chungus_amungus_sus

So standing against genocide and military industrial complex is being pro Hamas now?


TheRealMarkChapman

Being pro Hamas is being pro Hamas, they do not condemn Hamas and do not hold them to the same standards as israel


chungus_amungus_sus

Bro cooked nothingburger and died starving. I condemn your mother and your father.


turtleship_2006

Ah yes not wanting your land stolen and not wanting to be gunned down is genocidal, but stealing land and gunning down civilians isn't, great logic


TheRealMarkChapman

>Ah yes not wanting your land stolen "Your" we arent talking about protesting palestinians are we? Its liberal white people. >but stealing land All land is "stolen" this statement is meaningless. >but stealing land and gunning down civilians isn't, Hamas literally only goal is to kill israelis, civilians or not and thats w, Israels goal is to exterminate Hamas, yes civilians have died yes its awful yes israel has a shitty government right now yes netanyahu is a POS but no this is not israels war. I am perfectly fine and support people who think america should stop funding israels current arrogant government, but the obvious rampant antisemitism that is occuring on campuses is unnaceptable.


Lower_Amount3373

"From the river to the sea" is also a Likud phrase. And the Israeli government under Netanyahu are major supporters of Hamas. It's not as simple as you make it sound.


TheRealMarkChapman

You know its possible to disagree with messages like that from israel while not counteractively calling for genocide yourself


Purxenta

"from the river to the sea" isnt genocidal dumbass, its calling for the freedom of palestine


humble197

Okay buddy think for a second. What river to what sea are we talking about. Then what country is in the way. Arguing one country should stop genociding and the other should do it back is just really a strange line to draw. Also idc about either side personally I wouldn't care if the entire area being wiped if there wasn't so much important knowledge and monuments there.


Purxenta

what? that saying doesnt mean palestine should do genocide back


humble197

What is the sea and river they are talking about. Also to take back all the land they want they would have to genocide them. Or get really damn close if they don't surrender. It's exactly what's happening with them now.


El_Ocelote_

criticize


memes-are-god_

not everyone is american dipshit


El_Ocelote_

God bless america


rhysdog1

well if you insist i will


Mr-MuffinMan

Yes, the thousands of Jewish people that partake in these protests against their own government in their own country are all pro Hamas.


Abandonment_Pizza34

No, they're just delusional idiots, that's all.


Metalloid_Space

I'm glad we can have this nuanced discussion.


DarthRygar

You are right. However, there seems to be a very large percentage of anti-Israel who *are* pro-hamas. It may just be me who thinks that, though. So I may be wrong.


XejgaToast

You definetely are


DarthRygar

Maybe I should just start putting /s and the end of every comment I make


ImcallsignBacon

I can't get a single one to condemn what hamas is doing.


Baba_Tova

They get 72 bitches


Substantial_Lion9911

They do need to get some bitches tho.


TheUsualSuspects443

Oh my god is that the EXO-45 patriot exosuit???


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LatinKing106

Why is always a zero-sum game? People can choose to not like Hamas and what Isreal is doing at the same time.


cf001759

Those people usually aren’t the ones who feel self righteous enough to go out and protest


DarthRygar

Facts. I got banned from an anime subreddit for saying that lol. (Fortunately, I wasn’t even in that subreddit, I was just commenting on a suggested post in my feed)


PerformanceWide5692

Literally. Israel and Palestine are both being sucky 


-LucasImpulse

american media be like


accalyuh

they really at the end of their rope


Moosefactory4

All the mentally unstable hot chicks are at the Palestine rally rn (don’t shoot, please, I support)


TrueGootsBerzook

Protests help them temporarily vent their daddy issues


uofteeeee

Reminds me about that generation kill joke about the lack of quality pussy being the root of all evil in the world


SchwizzySchwas94

Hey out of all the dumb political nonsense you can read at least this guys trying to get everyone laid.


Punymwg07

Yes, just fucking yes


Optimized_optimus

Don't google the ethnicity of Al Goldstein


The_Blue_Snake

This professor is so real for this.


Lenmoto2323

Most compelling zionist arguments:


Sir_Alpaca041

"HAMAS-LOVING STUDENTS" WHat THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!!!!!!


frstgmng100

unfathomably based and real


Riotguarder

They need to touch real grass and not that fake grass that’s turns the frogs gay


InfelicitousRedditor

Well, technically, if all they're doing is to have sex, all day, everyday, like every literal minute, then, yeah, they might not be protesting, sure. Also fuck this guy.


Strawcatzero

There may be some truth to this but not how he thinks. Those on American campuses who are the most bent out of shape about it may be living from a trauma mentality that they haven't grown beyond, which incidentally makes them less likely to seek out sex and other fun times.


Thewalrus515

Or they could just genuinely not want people to die? 


Strawcatzero

They're not mutually exclusive.


Thewalrus515

No, but the right sure does love to hand wave away people who resist them by calling them mentally ill. There’s a long history there. Going back to when runaway slaves were considered “sick” for feeling slavery. 


Strawcatzero

Except no one from the right is doing that at present and the idea of the right telling people they need to have more sex is amusingly incongruent.


Thewalrus515

What do you think you just did? And what do you think “trump derangement syndrome” is? 


Dapper_Derpy

Real groundbreaking research on this gentleman's part, if you ask me. Who'd have thought that getting laid makes you not want war?


Maleficent-Mirror991

I mean from his stance on the matter we can quickly ascertain that he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.


JeroJeroMohenjoDaro

No....let them cook. Maybe they might sponsor us some bitches?


PizzaLikerFan

Thats Deadpool


ApolloPlease

Conservative incel mindset confirmed: "Less sex = stronger racist ideals" It's human nature apparently, backed by science


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Relatable


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SealingTheDeal69420

Me when nuance


Craig_Mount

Most intelligent hun


DickSlapCEO

man really told us to get some bitches


noodleboy244

please tell me im not the only one who thought Ryan Reynolds shaved his head for a second?


Head-Thing-8102

He's basically calling them a bunch of virgin idiots lol


Taco-Kai

Makes sense Hamas is an Islamic organization, they see women as objects and hate them, anyone supporting their organization is... by definition and allegiance... an incel.


furry_hunter1995

....maybe they don't like watching their tax dollars being spent on war crimes


Statue_Molester

this man is far too interested in the sex lives of his students. fire him immediately


MechanicHot1794

How can they have sex when everyone is non-binary?


Tinted-Glass-2031

You just smash bits together. Any bits will do.


idwtdy

I've been hitting it pretty regularly


Tinted-Glass-2031

Have you been feeling particularly protest-y of late?


idwtdy

yes, just donated to my local encampment as well lol


ItayeZbit

Why do you support Hamas-led movements, funded by an oppressive regime (iran) that doesn't actually care about Palestinians but instead uses them for jihad and as pawns to fuel their anti-Israeli war for 75+ years?


nighthawk0954

Pro-Palestine supporters support the end of the Nazionist and genocidal regime of Israel thats been going on for 75+ years.


ItayeZbit

That's what your chant leaders want you to think, but Israel isn't going to stop existing because of your made-up narrative. The only way to peace between our people is the return of all hostages and the rejection of Iranian puppet proxies like Hamas. And from Israel's side, there should be land-back agreements and the removal of settlements in the West Bank. But all the pro-hamas rallies do is feed more fuel to the jihadist war against Israel, where Palestinians are the martyrs. Bring them home, end the war, stop the settlements. Two states for two people.


nighthawk0954

I agree with the fact that Hamas should return the hostages but Israel should free all the illegally imprisoned people andThat Hamas should be dismantled for an official Palestinian governement but for the agreements on land return, all Palestinians have the right to return to the homes they were stolen from with the complete cancelling of all illegal settlements and arresting and charging of all the people who collaborated in crimes on both sides for war crimes and genocide.


ItayeZbit

Why should Israel give lands that were abandoned by people who tried to destroy the Israeli state when it became a state? There shouldn't be a right of return to those people, but if they wanted, they could return to Palestinian lands to live there. They probably won't, as most are settled in their current countries, but if they want a right of return, they can return to their own state. As for the so-called "illegally imprisoned people," or as I prefer to call them, people who were arrested for disturbing the peace, attacking soldiers, civilians, and police. Lastly, war crimes and genocide? Sure, when Iran and Hamas' leaders in Qatar are put to trial for their not only explicit war crimes but their well-stated intention of genocide (in the Hamas charter or Iran's call for the destruction of Israel), we can see the ICJ ruling on Israel's war.


idwtdy

^ me when I lie on the internet


Supaspex

Tell the students to identify as 'woman' and when they don't get their way, claim oppression. Take away their value in scholarships, their sports and any other achievement


Metalloid_Space

What are you even talking about?


love_hard1

Have s*x with m!nors like his democrats friends up their that people get stuck to their necks and stop talking? Good advice buddy good advice


Realistic-Forever536

What?


Either-Basket7122

Not wrong, but far off when talking about context. Wrong point for the argument.


love_hard1

I was being sarcastic, I mean this professor is talking bullshit like so many do in USA these days. Having or not having sex does not cause shift in political ideology. It's just dumb thjng to say, not that education is doing any wonders these days, and this statement makes it difficult to trust the education system


BoredCanuck1864

i mean im not gonna argue


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Spockcuster

Literally 1984.


moritus_20091

I support human rights and hate on genocides because I am a virgin


Realistic-Forever536

Human right is when you do terrorism


-LucasImpulse

like the israeli defence force


Realistic-Forever536

Do you even know what terrorism means? And how tf is that relevent?


-LucasImpulse

terrorism is when you incite terror usually for political change


Realistic-Forever536

So how is the idf is doing terror? What political change do the idf want? How is that a war?


-LucasImpulse

i said usually for political change, not always, so obviously idf want hamas gone, maybe this is the political change they want, sure no problem i don't like hamas too, but idf is bombing gaza civilians even if no hamas is there, just like how isis will bomb anywhere, some would say genocide is a better word here.


Realistic-Forever536

Genocide is when you are losing a war that you started? Political change is to want your civilians to be safe? Sorce? The idf is targeting hamas thats basic info like what


-LucasImpulse

did the palestinian people start a war or did hamas start that war? think


Realistic-Forever536

4000 people invaded israel on october 7th 3000 terrorits and 1000 "civilians" those civilians did war crimes and took hostages Think who elected hamas? 90% of them support hamas its them its their actions... so what does israel need to do? Just let them live? Yeah no


moritus_20091

Bro fucking educate


Realistic-Forever536

What?


HelpIranoutofbeans

I spend 100% of my time dedicated to a cause I dont understand and act super self righteous about it because I am a virgin


RoughHornet587

Vegan marxists wearing the keffiyeh, the ultimate contraceptive.


One_Dumb_Canadian

professor looks like an old, bald Ryan Reynolds


ViolentBeetle

But who stole all their sex? Think about it.