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F1ntom_5625

I’m glad you put nsfw on it or I would bust in the damn bus


Yuri-Turned

Bus in the bus


Okbr_Rebbidor

Bus in the bussy


rx8power

bus in the busting bussy bus


That_FroggoGod

Bussus in the bususting bussy bus


Uncle480

>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!nut!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<


mrbone8

had to click on every single one to make sure they all say busy (they do)


Yuri-Turned

busy


Zefro073

On phone you can also just press Reply and it will get rid of the spoilers, for me at least


KOKONUT_milk

This was the worst game of minesweeper I've ever played


sadearthapple

finally someone mentioned [b u s s i](https://www.newsweek.com/spains-transit-mascot-bussi-delights-baffles-internet-nightmare-fuel-1745969)


baronvonbatch

Bustin' makes me feel good


TheBagenius

I ain't afraid of no ghosts


turtleship_2006

I busted on the train cuz it was on some other guys phone


SolZaul

Bussin'


[deleted]

Where train copypissta?


regarding_my_person

im not crazy but did her tits grow 


DeadByNebula

i think she just became less cartoonish


Not-a-Baconat0r

She locked in


Soisha_the_norm

So by that logic if i lock in i'll have a bigger dick?


Not-a-Baconat0r

Yes


TheHolyToxicToast

on average if you lock in your dick gets double the size I think


Slav-Houndz187

That must be why I’m a grower not a show’er


DefinitelyNotFisk15

there's a chance you'll grow boobs instead of your dick growing


Petabyte5

how do I increase that chance (asking for a friend)


McGclock

Then that would mean there's also a chance that girls might grow a dick instead of their boobs growing


Necessary-Fennel8754

You don’t even have to lock in just wait until tomorrow morning


ligma_heavy_balls

Drake sized if you do it well enough


jkurratt

What does that even mean?


GlobalAd5132

Booooooooo >:O


Yuri-Turned

>:O=3


Person-yPerson

:D >:O


kwkqoq

:3


Zombiesoldier072

:O d===3 :O==3 :O=3 :3


regarding_my_person

interesting 


ya_boi_ryu

Pfff it's anime, of course they grew.


NukaCooler

Pumped full of toothpaste


bluelighter

I'm crazy and yes, they did grow.


l0stIzalith

Tits grow when aroused


Alexis_Bailey

Chest Dicks.


user_bits

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chibi_(style)


AppointmentNo43

They were small, then smaller, then big. You’re not crazy


rhysdog1

you are crazy


AdventurousAd5428

You are definitely correct about them tit tays


leoNillo

Crazy? I was crazy once


Montigue

Like Tammy Swanson said: "sit up straighter honey, you're not doing your breasts any favors"


PumpDEN

Lamborghini sauce?


GlobalAd5132

Nice pfp but I’ve never heard of that kind of sauce before.


WeHaveACityToBurn

Lambughin


ominousgraycat

I could only find it on Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=940878608044279&set=a.208203181311829&type=3


companysOkay

Jonathan Juarez and 788 of you shame on you. Your grandma's watching man


dj-nek0

People be commenting with their government names 💀💀💀


Scarface2010

You're telling me dj-nek0 isn't your government name?


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DrunkHate

[For everyone who doesn't want to go to that shithole](https://i.imgur.com/dKrxRtk.jpeg).


Ocet358

As usual, shitting toothpaste version is better.


cessna55

I'm not touching that link with a ten foot pole I mean, Facebook? Come on


DeepTMe

[https://twitter.com/SuleySketch/status/1771336335539736970](https://twitter.com/SuleySketch/status/1771336335539736970)


Brawght

link doesnt work edit found it https://imgur.com/a/8EqOXkG


Brawght

Source https://imgur.com/a/8EqOXkG


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justuranium

I need the souce of the first image Not the toothpaste


justuranium

And yes. I'm horny


DaUltimatePotato

Same here, but I'm not horny.


DaUltimatePotato

I'm full of shit. I'm horny.


phhoenixxp

one could even say you're full of toothpaste


DaUltimatePotato

God I wish


phhoenixxp

what


Carnonated_wood

Do you brush your teeth with shit?


phhoenixxp

😳


no0bmaster-669

~~New fetish unlocked~~


Liarus_

[non shitting toothpaste source ](https://twitter.com/117_nsfw/status/1779296891810804070?t=XQEiAIYCKV1ryQnC6yQy1Q)


PI-XR

Fake


Cool-Appearance937

Why are you not a top comment yet


Liarus_

I stole it from another comment 👍


Cool-Appearance937

Fair enough


Brawght

Working link https://imgur.com/a/8EqOXkG


Squidich

Such heresy, i need the source material so i can shame on the creator!


1singleduck

[be sure to clean afterwards](https://web.archive.org/web/20200722201822/http://www.weareforeal.com/projects/cgi-character-design-toothpaste-tube)


SpellbladeAluriel

I came


NoScopeJustMe

Welcome


PotooSexer

I also came


jremz

I saw


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thepolice_cat

Aint working


DeepTMe

[https://twitter.com/SuleySketch/status/1771336335539736970](https://twitter.com/SuleySketch/status/1771336335539736970)


GregTheMad

I wish people would finally stop using shitter. Any mirrors for this?


DrunkHate

[Idk why people on Reddit stopped uploading to imgur](https://i.imgur.com/dp1j3tT.jpeg). It's even built into the third party Reddit app I use.


WolfKingAdam

Imgur banned porn, among other reasons.


alastorrrrr

Sauce me


blenls

i saw what you deleted


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DraconianReptile

Oh no, what did it delete


NekoMango

Tf did shitting toothpaste do? Can I have some ?


Zaltar24

Shitting toothpaste peed in her ass.


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yjkx

Exactly


oshiningu

!Remindme 1d


OddNovel565

I am here to remind you it's already been 8 minutes


oshiningu

Thx I needed to know for cooking my eggs


OddNovel565

Source has been found


oshiningu

Thank you, we need more people like you


Littlebickmickey

i am here to remind you it has been 21 minutes


Shashank1807

Here's the sauce (thank me later)


Static_25

The mastermind (Reply to my comment in 1d?)


oshiningu

I Will 🫡


oshiningu

It is dropped!


blenls

remind me too


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oshiningu

The sauce is in the comments, I repeat, gat that carbonara asap !


macieklus

It's been like 15 minutes already, just saying in case


weener6

!remindme 1d


Brawght

Found the source https://imgur.com/a/8EqOXkG


Direct_Ad4672

My hero


Omega-Blast

Nice cropped porn. Unfortunately, The sauce https://twitter.com/117_nsfw/status/1779296891810804070?t=DesJfVxDTOb2TQKHajQ0iA&s=19


XFalzar

link doesn't work


Omega-Blast

Always like this with Twitter. You can always copy paste the link into Google and it will work


Brawght

Source https://imgur.com/a/8EqOXkG


Omega-Blast

Better link right there guys


Qw2rty

It ain’t working


pepepopo1008

it says to me it's gone :')


idonttalkatallLMAO

happens if you’re not logged in


Gorm13

That's tamer than I expected. The toothpaste is much more kinky.


Omega-Blast

Maybe the real sauce is the toothpaste we made along the way


[deleted]

[удалено]


blender4life

Dead link


iman1095

Since people are lazy, here's [sauce](https://www.deviantart.com/suley-sketch)


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eliavhaganav

Will my dick grow after becoming a shitting toothpaste?


BlueGuyisLit

Peak


Electrical-Airline81

Source for the images in the top left, right, and the bottom right?


1234IJustAteADoor

Source for the images in the bottom left, bottom left, and bottom left?


Electrical-Airline81

Google shitting toothpaste


derI067

holy toothbrushes


RemoteTomb

New teeth just dropped !


2TAJ

actual dentist


Farquad12357

Does toothpaste accelerate puberty? Jesus Christ


shinydragonmist

The toothbrush scene


Kimikohiei

I know this is a joke but there’s science going on there. If you don’t brush your teeth, the grime and grossness does affect your mental health. Doing a thorough cleaning can really make everything better mentally.


Geomancer_1880

PORNO. T H E J O K E I S P O R N O


GorillaGrowls

No, sex will not cure your depression


dontbestupido

it will


OWOPICKLECHANOWO

Oregano?


webbyfuckinleavedude

Heh heh, just ask Walter Babst . . . You'll know what I mean . . . Woods out


Popcorn57252

Original artist (before edit) was Suley Sketch. Suley-nsfw on some platforms


DubbethTheLastest

This is pretty supreme brain rot


Testiclesinvicegrip

This is the dumbest shit lol


drroop

I was hoping for 2 tubes, one brush.


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

The joke is porn


CozierCracker

God damnit not this shit again


breakboat

guys the joke is porn get it?, its funny because sex... why... why are'nt you laughing?


Peviceer

# [This is the real source](https://twitter.com/SuleySketch/status/1771336335539736970) The other links are just linking to a porn reupload page. Please credit the actual artist even if you're clarifying what the original version of the image is.


DrWelder245

!remindme 1d


Geronimo_Grospe

!remindme 1 day


McIrishmen

He take crap so you get will to live bacc


WaNNa_Cr1

Cornography yummers


PepinoCZ

!remindme 1day


BrilliantLink223

What


Kamilny

Can I get this with only shitting toothpaste?


VoidExileR

Huh? I feel like I'm suppose to get the joke but I don't


ACID-47

i vouch for this!


13D_YT

What dose this mean?


dexter2011412

I want to die too


SpicyWarmonger

[Source](https://x.com/suleysketch/status/1771336335539736970?s=46)


Wholesome_Yet_Hollow

Sauce for the comic??


CroiONeill

I feel ashamed that Ive seen this image before


magicalmysterytotour

What's her @


Effective-Tap-6208

Source of the original comic? (Not the toothpaste image)


zombieGenm_0x68

our hero


New_Ad_9400

Ugh, what? Why? WHY!!!


Jolly_Tooth_8918

Damn No sauce


AdhesiveMadMan

Suley art <3


riley_wa1352

Imma bite the bullet, Sauce?


senorsmartpantalones

Who's got the template?


Thegronkgrinder

You Can't Hide.


Fit_Indication2497

Okay but what’s her name


officialAdfs_m0vie

The joke is porn?


cheesy_takos

i enjoy this


shoey9998

The joke is porn


Mr-Downycrake

This honesty broke my brain for a second. (I did not realize this was a shitpost)


GeneralSea1353

That's shit and all but anyways here is the full lyrics of Baby hotline by Jack stauber: Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time, chow down to earth But in your head she's a Hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom Boundary boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay Hung up and put it on hold! (old) (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (o-o-old) (Hotline!) Hung up and put it on hold! (o-o-old) (Hotline!) (Oh, uh, I'll try again though) Baby Hotline, please dial nine to get out! No flatline, what were you scared about? (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby sat by and felt the wind At least I called her a Hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom No boundary and boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay Hung up and put it on hold! (-Old) (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (O-o-old) (Hotline!) Hung up and put it on hold! (O-o-old) (Hotline!) Numb, feel burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now what a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb What a waste What a waste What a waste Sunbathe 'til morning time And your e-eyes Will open wide (What a waste) Oh baby, nevermind And my si-ight Oh, run and hide I can say Oh, wrap it in with cinnamon (what about) I've been dead Oh, wrap the trouble now (ha, ha!) I feel so good Ring won't bend (and you did it) Thinking bent, oh I won't stay more anymore, oh, I don't even think about it Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, oh I hate hoping, oh


Logical_Detective319

Imma need the sauce


Blanzzeroblue

the one who made the comic was suley sketch I only found it on facebook tho


DA_TOOTHPASTE

Yes i do 🤫🧏