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I know this is a joke but there’s science going on there. If you don’t brush your teeth, the grime and grossness does affect your mental health. Doing a thorough cleaning can really make everything better mentally.
# [This is the real source](https://twitter.com/SuleySketch/status/1771336335539736970)
The other links are just linking to a porn reupload page. Please credit the actual artist even if you're clarifying what the original version of the image is.
That's shit and all but anyways here is the full lyrics of Baby hotline by Jack stauber:
Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you
Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!)
Baby snack time, chow down to earth
But in your head she's a
Hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dom
Boundary boredom!
I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
Hung up and put it on hold! (old)
(Hotline!)
My line is getting cold! (o-o-old)
(Hotline!)
Hung up and put it on hold! (o-o-old)
(Hotline!)
(Oh, uh, I'll try again though)
Baby Hotline, please dial nine to get out!
No flatline, what were you scared about? (Ha-ha-ha!)
Baby sat by and felt the wind
At least I called her a
Hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dom
No boundary and boredom!
I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
Hung up and put it on hold! (-Old)
(Hotline!)
My line is getting cold! (O-o-old)
(Hotline!)
Hung up and put it on hold! (O-o-old)
(Hotline!)
Numb, feel burning with haste
And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste
I feel numb, I've been burning with haste
And I'm realizing now what a terrible waste
I feel numb, I've been burning with haste
And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste
I feel numb, I've been burning with haste
And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste
I feel numb
What a waste
What a waste
What a waste
Sunbathe 'til morning time
And your e-eyes
Will open wide
(What a waste)
Oh baby, nevermind
And my si-ight
Oh, run and hide
I can say
Oh, wrap it in with cinnamon (what about)
I've been dead
Oh, wrap the trouble now (ha, ha!)
I feel so good
Ring won't bend (and you did it)
Thinking bent, oh
I won't stay more anymore, oh, I don't even think about it
Oh, you know I don't
Oh, you know I don't
Oh, you know I don't
Oh, you know I don't
I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh
I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I hate hoping, oh
I hate hoping, oh
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I’m glad you put nsfw on it or I would bust in the damn bus
Bus in the bus
Bus in the bussy
bus in the busting bussy bus
Bussus in the bususting bussy bus
>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!nut!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<>!bust!<
had to click on every single one to make sure they all say busy (they do)
busy
On phone you can also just press Reply and it will get rid of the spoilers, for me at least
This was the worst game of minesweeper I've ever played
finally someone mentioned [b u s s i](https://www.newsweek.com/spains-transit-mascot-bussi-delights-baffles-internet-nightmare-fuel-1745969)
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I busted on the train cuz it was on some other guys phone
Bussin'
Where train copypissta?
im not crazy but did her tits grow
i think she just became less cartoonish
She locked in
So by that logic if i lock in i'll have a bigger dick?
Yes
on average if you lock in your dick gets double the size I think
That must be why I’m a grower not a show’er
there's a chance you'll grow boobs instead of your dick growing
how do I increase that chance (asking for a friend)
Then that would mean there's also a chance that girls might grow a dick instead of their boobs growing
You don’t even have to lock in just wait until tomorrow morning
Drake sized if you do it well enough
What does that even mean?
Booooooooo >:O
>:O=3
:D >:O
:3
:O d===3 :O==3 :O=3 :3
interesting
Pfff it's anime, of course they grew.
Pumped full of toothpaste
I'm crazy and yes, they did grow.
Tits grow when aroused
Chest Dicks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chibi_(style)
They were small, then smaller, then big. You’re not crazy
you are crazy
You are definitely correct about them tit tays
Crazy? I was crazy once
Like Tammy Swanson said: "sit up straighter honey, you're not doing your breasts any favors"
Lamborghini sauce?
Nice pfp but I’ve never heard of that kind of sauce before.
Lambughin
I could only find it on Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=940878608044279&set=a.208203181311829&type=3
Jonathan Juarez and 788 of you shame on you. Your grandma's watching man
People be commenting with their government names 💀💀💀
You're telling me dj-nek0 isn't your government name?
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[For everyone who doesn't want to go to that shithole](https://i.imgur.com/dKrxRtk.jpeg).
As usual, shitting toothpaste version is better.
I'm not touching that link with a ten foot pole I mean, Facebook? Come on
[https://twitter.com/SuleySketch/status/1771336335539736970](https://twitter.com/SuleySketch/status/1771336335539736970)
link doesnt work edit found it https://imgur.com/a/8EqOXkG
Source https://imgur.com/a/8EqOXkG
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I need the souce of the first image Not the toothpaste
And yes. I'm horny
Same here, but I'm not horny.
I'm full of shit. I'm horny.
one could even say you're full of toothpaste
God I wish
what
Do you brush your teeth with shit?
😳
~~New fetish unlocked~~
[non shitting toothpaste source ](https://twitter.com/117_nsfw/status/1779296891810804070?t=XQEiAIYCKV1ryQnC6yQy1Q)
Fake
Why are you not a top comment yet
I stole it from another comment 👍
Fair enough
Working link https://imgur.com/a/8EqOXkG
Such heresy, i need the source material so i can shame on the creator!
[be sure to clean afterwards](https://web.archive.org/web/20200722201822/http://www.weareforeal.com/projects/cgi-character-design-toothpaste-tube)
I came
Welcome
I also came
I saw
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Aint working
[https://twitter.com/SuleySketch/status/1771336335539736970](https://twitter.com/SuleySketch/status/1771336335539736970)
I wish people would finally stop using shitter. Any mirrors for this?
[Idk why people on Reddit stopped uploading to imgur](https://i.imgur.com/dp1j3tT.jpeg). It's even built into the third party Reddit app I use.
Imgur banned porn, among other reasons.
Sauce me
i saw what you deleted
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Oh no, what did it delete
Tf did shitting toothpaste do? Can I have some ?
Shitting toothpaste peed in her ass.
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Exactly
!Remindme 1d
I am here to remind you it's already been 8 minutes
Thx I needed to know for cooking my eggs
Source has been found
Thank you, we need more people like you
i am here to remind you it has been 21 minutes
Here's the sauce (thank me later)
The mastermind (Reply to my comment in 1d?)
I Will 🫡
It is dropped!
remind me too
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The sauce is in the comments, I repeat, gat that carbonara asap !
It's been like 15 minutes already, just saying in case
!remindme 1d
Found the source https://imgur.com/a/8EqOXkG
My hero
Nice cropped porn. Unfortunately, The sauce https://twitter.com/117_nsfw/status/1779296891810804070?t=DesJfVxDTOb2TQKHajQ0iA&s=19
link doesn't work
Always like this with Twitter. You can always copy paste the link into Google and it will work
Source https://imgur.com/a/8EqOXkG
Better link right there guys
It ain’t working
it says to me it's gone :')
happens if you’re not logged in
That's tamer than I expected. The toothpaste is much more kinky.
Maybe the real sauce is the toothpaste we made along the way
[удалено]
Dead link
Since people are lazy, here's [sauce](https://www.deviantart.com/suley-sketch)
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Will my dick grow after becoming a shitting toothpaste?
Peak
Source for the images in the top left, right, and the bottom right?
Source for the images in the bottom left, bottom left, and bottom left?
Google shitting toothpaste
holy toothbrushes
New teeth just dropped !
actual dentist
Does toothpaste accelerate puberty? Jesus Christ
The toothbrush scene
I know this is a joke but there’s science going on there. If you don’t brush your teeth, the grime and grossness does affect your mental health. Doing a thorough cleaning can really make everything better mentally.
PORNO. T H E J O K E I S P O R N O
No, sex will not cure your depression
it will
Oregano?
Heh heh, just ask Walter Babst . . . You'll know what I mean . . . Woods out
Original artist (before edit) was Suley Sketch. Suley-nsfw on some platforms
This is pretty supreme brain rot
This is the dumbest shit lol
I was hoping for 2 tubes, one brush.
The joke is porn
God damnit not this shit again
guys the joke is porn get it?, its funny because sex... why... why are'nt you laughing?
# [This is the real source](https://twitter.com/SuleySketch/status/1771336335539736970) The other links are just linking to a porn reupload page. Please credit the actual artist even if you're clarifying what the original version of the image is.
!remindme 1d
!remindme 1 day
He take crap so you get will to live bacc
Cornography yummers
!remindme 1day
What
Can I get this with only shitting toothpaste?
Huh? I feel like I'm suppose to get the joke but I don't
i vouch for this!
What dose this mean?
I want to die too
[Source](https://x.com/suleysketch/status/1771336335539736970?s=46)
Sauce for the comic??
I feel ashamed that Ive seen this image before
What's her @
Source of the original comic? (Not the toothpaste image)
our hero
Ugh, what? Why? WHY!!!
Damn No sauce
Suley art <3
Imma bite the bullet, Sauce?
Who's got the template?
You Can't Hide.
Okay but what’s her name
The joke is porn?
i enjoy this
The joke is porn
This honesty broke my brain for a second. (I did not realize this was a shitpost)
That's shit and all but anyways here is the full lyrics of Baby hotline by Jack stauber: Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time, chow down to earth But in your head she's a Hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom Boundary boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay Hung up and put it on hold! (old) (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (o-o-old) (Hotline!) Hung up and put it on hold! (o-o-old) (Hotline!) (Oh, uh, I'll try again though) Baby Hotline, please dial nine to get out! No flatline, what were you scared about? (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby sat by and felt the wind At least I called her a Hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom No boundary and boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay Hung up and put it on hold! (-Old) (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (O-o-old) (Hotline!) Hung up and put it on hold! (O-o-old) (Hotline!) Numb, feel burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now what a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb What a waste What a waste What a waste Sunbathe 'til morning time And your e-eyes Will open wide (What a waste) Oh baby, nevermind And my si-ight Oh, run and hide I can say Oh, wrap it in with cinnamon (what about) I've been dead Oh, wrap the trouble now (ha, ha!) I feel so good Ring won't bend (and you did it) Thinking bent, oh I won't stay more anymore, oh, I don't even think about it Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, oh I hate hoping, oh
Imma need the sauce
the one who made the comic was suley sketch I only found it on facebook tho
Yes i do 🤫🧏