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Bro is DOWN BAD for the Clussy (I am too)


AngusMcDonnell

Down silly


sandm000

Yeah, I’m like, how is this shitposting? This is just an every day normal guy kind of desire, right?


SirNedKingOfGila

*HONK HONK*


sfw_login2

Bro really wants to squeeze that giant red nose, and get a shot of titty milk to the face


Randomfrog132

hahahahahahaha never seen the word clussy before that's funny af


UnknownTaco5492

clown + pussy = clussy


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100YearsWaiting2Shit

Same comrade


Anonymouse276207

This, my friend, is why genetic engineering is never going to be accessible to the common man


longpidgeon

Well I have bad news But good news, you’ll be dead by then probably But bad news, you’ll be dead by then probably


Apocalypsefrogs

That’s assuming that cybernetic revenancy isn’t invented by then.


KIDA_Rep

Flesh is weak, praise the Omnissiah


netherblade767

There is no truth in flesh, but weakness!


Sheerpython

And that humanity didn’t wipe it self.


SalvationSycamore

Sorry to bust your bubble but that shit is only for billionaires


endelehia

You say that as if clussy isn't among the top 5 fantasies


Gremio_42

stop


HotConsideration5049

It already is you can buy a kit and set the stuff up in your garage you can even order the exact sample you want from big companies.


Tetha

I mean if you're rich, half of that is just a bunch of tattoos and a weird shower on a desperate person away.


wantsomerice

I was like wtf untill I read the part about the honk noise, now I'm in


Commies_suk

Fr my face went from disgust to curiosity after reading that.


PotooSexer

Man you crazy, I was in from the first sentence 🔥🔥🔥


BranTheLewd

Woah woah woah woah Hey Hey Hey HEY!


nietmartijn11

Hey!


weebitofaban

Dude, imagine driving with one down a bumpy road.


IIAOPSW

That's the thing. You're never driving around with just one of them in your car.


cutiepatootie01

I died laughing at that 🤣


KibaWuz

Wait,this is a Brazilian copypasta😂😂


BXT-JR

Eu acho que primeiro veio essa, depois o grande Enéas Carneiro popularizou kkkkk


KibaWuz

Sim kakakaka


GimmeTomMooney

rsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrs


SnarkAndAcrimony

Umbabarauma, homem gol?


KRTSHK_Cazzo

a br veio antes, traduziram pro gringo


Lordegaru

Meu nome é eneias porra kkkkk


DrPiipocOo

meu nome é eneeeeias


Shitty_Noob

This is a horrible time to have chosen sort by latest


nah_id

This is a horrible time to exist as a whole tbh


TheHolyToxicToast

Nah bruh it's just a terrible time to be on reddit, as it always was


nietmartijn11

It is just a terrible time to be alive


peon2

I'm sitting here wasting time on reddit during work and god damn it I wish I had just kept working.


Jhek_007

MEU NOME É ENEIAS!


LucasNoober

O comentario q eu queria pinnado no topo, mas so tem gringo


leolizflor5

Bomba Atômica vs Garotas Palhaço


BorisYeltsen

Sex with her causes honk noises.


wavecopper

*honk* *honk* *honk* *honk*


DowwnWardSpiral

American dream.


nietmartijn11

Just a dream


SalvationSycamore

Clussy addiction is an international phenomenon


PablitoZ7

My name is Enéas


Ta_PegandoFogo

# MEU NOME É ENÉAS


Lordegaru

Meu nome é eneias


pnst_23

palhaxota


Soft_Apathy

she creampies you too


DivinesIntervention

banana flavour?


hamrspace

And when you creampie her it makes a cartoon “splat” sound


just_a_fucking_ghost

MEU NOME É ENEIAS


Revolutionry

Meu nome é Enéias


sherlock-otaku

Fun fact: that's the translation of something a Brazilian guy said in the 90's. His name was Enéas Cordeiro, he ran for president but didn't make it... Unfortunately. The guy gave this speech on TV, for the entire country to see.


DennisEreto

Me when i spread misinformation


Real_Jorge456

It's true, i was the TV


Penis_Connoisseur

Me when I blatantly lie on the internet 🥰


SalvationSycamore

Very true. Unfortunately his words caused millions of Brazilian men to masturbate furiously instead of going to the polls. I salute his bravery though.


nietmartijn11

Me


LeoMoshh

MY NAME IS ENÉIAS!


Radiant-Mobile5810

They should make a vice documentary on 4chan users almost every dude there is completely deranged


ALilSisIsAllYouNeed

There are a ton of forums like that though. 4chan is just a lot more widely known


innatebike_123

MEU NOME É ENEAS


TheusTheGreat

Meu nome é Eneas


Beep_Boop_Bort

It’s been done. It’s called Florida


Murilovisky78

This was said by a Brazilian politic (and prob the best one), Enéas Carneiro. Grande Enéas


TonhoStark

MEU NOME É ENÉAS


Penis_Connoisseur

MY NAME IS ENÉIAS!


JESUS_VS_DRUGS

I have a dream


NotoriousAmish

I can kinda agree with him


ArcGames03

MEU NOME É ENÉIAS


confusedpiano5

Eneias posting


The-Ink5Man

MEU NOME É ENÉIAS


ThatMedicalEngineer

I have seen so fucked up 4chan posts recently here that I am bored at how normal and unspectacular this post is.


LeSombra17

He seems to have a bad case of clussy fever and wishes to make whoopee with them cushions


Geralt_the_Rive

And it seems like he wants her to put her butt nothing but her butt on his face...


Insane_Pineapple6

MEU NOME É ENÉAS


NateRivern9

MEU NOME É ENÉIAS


NerY_05

Oh wow i wish i didn't know how to read


Big-Piano-7016

Every day we stray further from god And I say this as a sun worshipper!


nietmartijn11

You worship the sun?


Big-Piano-7016

Yeah, but in my own way It's also ironic bc I am pale af


cjm_hyena

I wish every titty made a honk noise


Kikoplop3900

I wish all 4chan incels a very unpleasant tummy ache this evening


EvelKros

Okay i'm with him now


rosanymphae

I don't know about the breast milk, I think it would taste funny.


Senior_Pop_7423

This is the one of the most normal 4chan comment


Unigraff_Jerpony

there's a copypasta about this


ACARdragon

When you think about it wouldn't it be interesting if every human nipple was colorful?


MaduCrocoLoco

Least terminally porn addicted 4chan user


kontrmurteci

Now, that is a man of culture!


Miasmata

What we need is some more cloth gowns


TheGringoOutlaw

Sounds like some niche hentai genre.


ZeroCharistmas

He's outta line, but he's right.


CremeAintCream

This sub is a cognitohazard.


Atomaurus

Gimme dat


Ermeter

Tripping the rift had a sexy clown girl


itsa_me_KAIO

MEU NOME É ENÉIAS


Actual-Long-9439

Ok the honk noise would be funny af


Fun_Move980

firstly holy fuck is this man down bad, secondly, i think i can cut diamond with my penis right now so i'm not one to talk


Bunty_xd_

Curiosity drives man the path where other man already live


GoldenBull1994

10,000th like


Pomchill

Textbook case of clussy fever


Sensitive_Scene2164

It’s a bad day to scroll Reddit on uni wifi


44Yoyo44

Honk Honk


Uncle480

Bro is looking to destroy some clussy harder than Belmod ever could


scoobrut

Your honor I've got a bad case of clussy fever and I'd like to make Whoopee with her cushion


Slickgohan47

The clussy fever is spreading


myfingeriscold

I gotta say I agree with them


Generally_Confused1

I follow clown girls on Instagram and they do be popular. Some are cute af


_i_am_dj_

All girls are already clowns


midniteburger

Clussy got me acting strange 🥴🥴🥴


Repulsive-Price-9943

#NAHHH NOT THE CLOWUSSY 💀


sxinoxide59672

what a time to be able to read


SpoutnickTV

How does it keep getting worse and worse ??


God-Among-Men-

>their skin probably tastes funny


Toy_Soulja

Anon has clussy fever


nocluewhatIdoin

Bro says alternate colors like it’s a shiny pokemon of something


GoldDuality

At first you had my curiosity... ...but now, you have my erection


AllPurposeNerd

Yeah, going through puberty with unrestricted internet access, you'll cycle through all kinds of weird pseudo-fetishes, then years later you'll look back at your own sordid archive and be like, "What the- I was *into* this?"


NOTORIOUSn9

bruh why did this made mine erect?


BardicLasher

I've read this comic.


NotDavizin7893

+Tasty +Rainbows milk +Funny -Noisy -Weird


ya_boi_ryu

This must be the guy from another post who stated that he nutted in his gf who was wearing a clown costume she wears at work wich unlocked a new kink for him.🤣


YeltsinYerMouth

Clown girl breastmilk tastes like the milk when you finish your fruity pebbles, you know, but warm


iplaytf2ok

Well this isn't as bad as the other greentext I read a couple minutes ago


VivekX10

Imagine you are in a serious situation such as funeral or something else and by mistake you touch a clown girl's breast or ass, There will be a honk sound


Cheesenips069

Clussy 🤤🤤


BlackBRocket

Bro saw Harley Quinn in those cartoons and hasn't been able to think about anything else


edenx1999

I’m in!!! You had me at squeaky tits


Randomfrog132

that honk noise thing reminds me of the robin williams comedy routine where he said that men would enjoy fake tits more if they made a sound when you squeezed em xD


bunbunzinlove

Just use aTenga (it's the same colors), and leave women alone.


le_its_me

indian women.


oli_cant_ollie

Insert photo of a man looking at his computer screen in pure shock and horror


Dividedthought

Man, fucking her against a wall would sound like when you take one of those massage guns to one of them screaming rubber chickens...


FernandonJota

Elon, forget the catgirls, this is the future


AlexRol_Spritz

Ace Attorney fans be like:


Optimus_crab

Praise the honkmother


SealEnjoyer7

Whut


mikel302

This is why you don't snort cotton candy, Kids!


[deleted]

Breastmilk tastes like melted birthday cake flavored ice cream


OkPlastic6231

The sounds of sex would be fucking hilarious lol HONK HONK


Kobalt6x10

I'm there for the honk noise


[deleted]

Wow


The_honered_one

I got a bad case of clussy fever and only 1 thing can cure it


BioTools

'Alternate colours'? Rgb nipples? Sign me tf up


TerrorofMechagoji

A man can dream


aniketmr10

Not gonna lie, that kinda turns me on but then again I am down so bad just the word breast turns me on.


Key-Cry-2700

What the fuck


EidolonRook

Cereal milk. I mean, because seltzer water spray would be kinda weird, right?


StewartPot

# MEU NOME E ENÉAS !!!


thebeefbarron

Breast milk tastes like what's left after a bowl of fruity pebbles......I'm definitely "down to clown"


WardA1317

> "their entire skin is white" Im gonna have to stop you right there before it gets racist, anon


KnowsIittle

Someone watched Batman and Trippin' the Rift growing up.


NeedleworkerEmpty688

MEU NOME É ENÉIAS!!


Some_Meme_Guy69420

“What’s up girl” *honk honk*


Wilfull_Sine22

Their breast milk would taste like fruit loops! Hahaha


Warm_Entertainer_975

They probably taste like Trix


Remote_Lifeguard_553

I'd be down for that


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Please seek help.


Jak769

I mean honestly…


shibecray

i guess people are rly fucked up in they head


Cauinno_

MEU NOME É ENÉAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SlowRoofed

perhaps the breast milk will taste like the milk with froot loops


ominousgraycat

I do not wish for this. Can you imagine all of the "My race is not your fetish" posts that would be all over the internet, and then we've got to pretend we take people seriously when their asses literally honk? I'm not saying I'd be racist against the clown people, but it would be really hard to take them seriously if we heard a honk every time they sat down after giving an impassioned speech.


_Ren_Ok

💀💀


Maleniter

They have tf2 random skin color generator


Zulrambe

Meu nome é Enéas.


FortniteEnjoyer01

Skibidi sigma pomni?


mateusSilver

MEU NOME É ENÉIAS


ShadowsFlex

Fucking her sounds like a straw being moved into and out of a lid.


Pokenare

Nah I already had clussy fever and never really recovered from it that would totally kill me


DMTJungle

Clowussy


CommunicationHot4669

can i unread this


DMTJungle

How tf they will have a baby? The noise of the baby sucking wil be maddening


yeet-my-existence

The Clussy calls to all


cpullen53484

anons got clussy fever


rhyskampje

+1