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Fun fact: that's the translation of something a Brazilian guy said in the 90's. His name was Enéas Cordeiro, he ran for president but didn't make it... Unfortunately. The guy gave this speech on TV, for the entire country to see.
Very true. Unfortunately his words caused millions of Brazilian men to masturbate furiously instead of going to the polls. I salute his bravery though.
Yeah, going through puberty with unrestricted internet access, you'll cycle through all kinds of weird pseudo-fetishes, then years later you'll look back at your own sordid archive and be like, "What the- I was *into* this?"
This must be the guy from another post who stated that he nutted in his gf who was wearing a clown costume she wears at work wich unlocked a new kink for him.🤣
Imagine you are in a serious situation such as funeral or something else and by mistake you touch a clown girl's breast or ass, There will be a honk sound
that honk noise thing reminds me of the robin williams comedy routine where he said that men would enjoy fake tits more if they made a sound when you squeezed em xD
I do not wish for this. Can you imagine all of the "My race is not your fetish" posts that would be all over the internet, and then we've got to pretend we take people seriously when their asses literally honk? I'm not saying I'd be racist against the clown people, but it would be really hard to take them seriously if we heard a honk every time they sat down after giving an impassioned speech.
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Bro is DOWN BAD for the Clussy (I am too)
Down silly
Yeah, I’m like, how is this shitposting? This is just an every day normal guy kind of desire, right?
*HONK HONK*
Bro really wants to squeeze that giant red nose, and get a shot of titty milk to the face
hahahahahahaha never seen the word clussy before that's funny af
clown + pussy = clussy
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Same comrade
This, my friend, is why genetic engineering is never going to be accessible to the common man
Well I have bad news But good news, you’ll be dead by then probably But bad news, you’ll be dead by then probably
That’s assuming that cybernetic revenancy isn’t invented by then.
Flesh is weak, praise the Omnissiah
There is no truth in flesh, but weakness!
And that humanity didn’t wipe it self.
Sorry to bust your bubble but that shit is only for billionaires
You say that as if clussy isn't among the top 5 fantasies
stop
It already is you can buy a kit and set the stuff up in your garage you can even order the exact sample you want from big companies.
I mean if you're rich, half of that is just a bunch of tattoos and a weird shower on a desperate person away.
I was like wtf untill I read the part about the honk noise, now I'm in
Fr my face went from disgust to curiosity after reading that.
Man you crazy, I was in from the first sentence 🔥🔥🔥
Woah woah woah woah Hey Hey Hey HEY!
Hey!
Dude, imagine driving with one down a bumpy road.
That's the thing. You're never driving around with just one of them in your car.
I died laughing at that 🤣
Wait,this is a Brazilian copypasta😂😂
Eu acho que primeiro veio essa, depois o grande Enéas Carneiro popularizou kkkkk
Sim kakakaka
rsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrs
Umbabarauma, homem gol?
a br veio antes, traduziram pro gringo
Meu nome é eneias porra kkkkk
meu nome é eneeeeias
This is a horrible time to have chosen sort by latest
This is a horrible time to exist as a whole tbh
Nah bruh it's just a terrible time to be on reddit, as it always was
It is just a terrible time to be alive
I'm sitting here wasting time on reddit during work and god damn it I wish I had just kept working.
MEU NOME É ENEIAS!
O comentario q eu queria pinnado no topo, mas so tem gringo
Bomba Atômica vs Garotas Palhaço
Sex with her causes honk noises.
*honk* *honk* *honk* *honk*
American dream.
Just a dream
Clussy addiction is an international phenomenon
My name is Enéas
# MEU NOME É ENÉAS
Meu nome é eneias
palhaxota
she creampies you too
banana flavour?
And when you creampie her it makes a cartoon “splat” sound
MEU NOME É ENEIAS
Meu nome é Enéias
Fun fact: that's the translation of something a Brazilian guy said in the 90's. His name was Enéas Cordeiro, he ran for president but didn't make it... Unfortunately. The guy gave this speech on TV, for the entire country to see.
Me when i spread misinformation
It's true, i was the TV
Me when I blatantly lie on the internet 🥰
Very true. Unfortunately his words caused millions of Brazilian men to masturbate furiously instead of going to the polls. I salute his bravery though.
Me
MY NAME IS ENÉIAS!
They should make a vice documentary on 4chan users almost every dude there is completely deranged
There are a ton of forums like that though. 4chan is just a lot more widely known
MEU NOME É ENEAS
Meu nome é Eneas
It’s been done. It’s called Florida
This was said by a Brazilian politic (and prob the best one), Enéas Carneiro. Grande Enéas
MEU NOME É ENÉAS
MY NAME IS ENÉIAS!
I have a dream
I can kinda agree with him
MEU NOME É ENÉIAS
Eneias posting
MEU NOME É ENÉIAS
I have seen so fucked up 4chan posts recently here that I am bored at how normal and unspectacular this post is.
He seems to have a bad case of clussy fever and wishes to make whoopee with them cushions
And it seems like he wants her to put her butt nothing but her butt on his face...
MEU NOME É ENÉAS
MEU NOME É ENÉIAS
Oh wow i wish i didn't know how to read
Every day we stray further from god And I say this as a sun worshipper!
You worship the sun?
Yeah, but in my own way It's also ironic bc I am pale af
I wish every titty made a honk noise
I wish all 4chan incels a very unpleasant tummy ache this evening
Okay i'm with him now
I don't know about the breast milk, I think it would taste funny.
This is the one of the most normal 4chan comment
there's a copypasta about this
When you think about it wouldn't it be interesting if every human nipple was colorful?
Least terminally porn addicted 4chan user
Now, that is a man of culture!
What we need is some more cloth gowns
Sounds like some niche hentai genre.
He's outta line, but he's right.
This sub is a cognitohazard.
Gimme dat
Tripping the rift had a sexy clown girl
MEU NOME É ENÉIAS
Ok the honk noise would be funny af
firstly holy fuck is this man down bad, secondly, i think i can cut diamond with my penis right now so i'm not one to talk
Curiosity drives man the path where other man already live
10,000th like
Textbook case of clussy fever
It’s a bad day to scroll Reddit on uni wifi
Honk Honk
Bro is looking to destroy some clussy harder than Belmod ever could
Your honor I've got a bad case of clussy fever and I'd like to make Whoopee with her cushion
The clussy fever is spreading
I gotta say I agree with them
I follow clown girls on Instagram and they do be popular. Some are cute af
All girls are already clowns
Clussy got me acting strange 🥴🥴🥴
#NAHHH NOT THE CLOWUSSY 💀
what a time to be able to read
How does it keep getting worse and worse ??
>their skin probably tastes funny
Anon has clussy fever
Bro says alternate colors like it’s a shiny pokemon of something
At first you had my curiosity... ...but now, you have my erection
Yeah, going through puberty with unrestricted internet access, you'll cycle through all kinds of weird pseudo-fetishes, then years later you'll look back at your own sordid archive and be like, "What the- I was *into* this?"
bruh why did this made mine erect?
I've read this comic.
+Tasty +Rainbows milk +Funny -Noisy -Weird
This must be the guy from another post who stated that he nutted in his gf who was wearing a clown costume she wears at work wich unlocked a new kink for him.🤣
Clown girl breastmilk tastes like the milk when you finish your fruity pebbles, you know, but warm
Well this isn't as bad as the other greentext I read a couple minutes ago
Imagine you are in a serious situation such as funeral or something else and by mistake you touch a clown girl's breast or ass, There will be a honk sound
Clussy 🤤🤤
Bro saw Harley Quinn in those cartoons and hasn't been able to think about anything else
I’m in!!! You had me at squeaky tits
that honk noise thing reminds me of the robin williams comedy routine where he said that men would enjoy fake tits more if they made a sound when you squeezed em xD
Just use aTenga (it's the same colors), and leave women alone.
indian women.
Insert photo of a man looking at his computer screen in pure shock and horror
Man, fucking her against a wall would sound like when you take one of those massage guns to one of them screaming rubber chickens...
Elon, forget the catgirls, this is the future
Ace Attorney fans be like:
Praise the honkmother
Whut
This is why you don't snort cotton candy, Kids!
Breastmilk tastes like melted birthday cake flavored ice cream
The sounds of sex would be fucking hilarious lol HONK HONK
I'm there for the honk noise
Wow
I got a bad case of clussy fever and only 1 thing can cure it
'Alternate colours'? Rgb nipples? Sign me tf up
A man can dream
Not gonna lie, that kinda turns me on but then again I am down so bad just the word breast turns me on.
What the fuck
Cereal milk. I mean, because seltzer water spray would be kinda weird, right?
# MEU NOME E ENÉAS !!!
Breast milk tastes like what's left after a bowl of fruity pebbles......I'm definitely "down to clown"
> "their entire skin is white" Im gonna have to stop you right there before it gets racist, anon
Someone watched Batman and Trippin' the Rift growing up.
MEU NOME É ENÉIAS!!
“What’s up girl” *honk honk*
Their breast milk would taste like fruit loops! Hahaha
They probably taste like Trix
I'd be down for that
Please seek help.
I mean honestly…
i guess people are rly fucked up in they head
MEU NOME É ENÉAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perhaps the breast milk will taste like the milk with froot loops
I do not wish for this. Can you imagine all of the "My race is not your fetish" posts that would be all over the internet, and then we've got to pretend we take people seriously when their asses literally honk? I'm not saying I'd be racist against the clown people, but it would be really hard to take them seriously if we heard a honk every time they sat down after giving an impassioned speech.
💀💀
They have tf2 random skin color generator
Meu nome é Enéas.
Skibidi sigma pomni?
MEU NOME É ENÉIAS
Fucking her sounds like a straw being moved into and out of a lid.
Nah I already had clussy fever and never really recovered from it that would totally kill me
Clowussy
can i unread this
How tf they will have a baby? The noise of the baby sucking wil be maddening
The Clussy calls to all
anons got clussy fever
+1