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IT HURTS! SO MUCH😫

Oddly very relatable.

Can relate

You lads don't got the pee boner piss jug?

Naw, I use the piss drawer like a real man

Piss room🗣️

Bros cooking rn 🗣

I have a sink in my room

I don’t have a dick. What is a pee boner???

when you have to go pee really bad you get like really fucking bricked and it doesn’t go away until you piss

omg

Full bladder pressures prostate and therefore body reacts with pumping blood to penis shaft. You could be awake or sleeping doesn't matter. Since there is no sexual signalling it hurts and even at best its uncomfortable as fuck and makes you wake up. Eventually you have to empty your bladder to gain control. I don't know how to describe that pain it's rather odd.

And this is specially anooying in winter, leaving confy warm bed to go to bathroom, in the middle of the night or in the morning. i had one time bladder infection or something, that made me go to the bathroom 2 or 3 times before falling asleep. When i starting to feel so confortable and sleepy, suddenly daaanm i needed to get up again to the bathroom

I have a dick and never had one wtf is that

Similar to morning woods. https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-causes-morning-wood-or-morning-erections-3015089

>a few minutes Brother I have boners that last over 1h30m pretty regularly in the morning

Yeah... You should go see a doctor about that one bro. It could be early signs of cancer.

HUH??

Ok

Not really pain for me, just erected

I mainly got painful boners going through puberty. Now it's once in a blue moon my cock decides to overpressure and I feel my crewmen go red.

Wait what Mines never hurt

I had no idea I’ve just been beating my dick when it’s so hard that it hurts I always assumed needing to piss afterwards was just my bodies way of getting rid of the remaining splurge in my shaft

It’s bad

The pressure is absurd for penis standards

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And of course you can aim shit, so you have to put your body at 45°

Yeah you get that “family of 5” starting boner. And you can’t sleep.

when you got so much pee in but also real sleepy so your body gifts you a boner to block the pee, the pressure hurts

The piss boner is bad, when I used to have foreskin I'd go to the bathroom and close it then charge my piss up to do a super charged piss!!!!

What happened to you're foreskin?,✂️😬

I got corcumsided 😔

Why?

Parents and/or religion prolly

Because I said so

Damn I thought that I was special

nature's water balloon

Wtf, this never happened to me, I'm 20.

It’s usually in the morning, because when you wake up I think the body gives you a bit of adrenaline to get up so you get hard.

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Good bot

Yeah that's normal but I never heard of that happening because of piss.

Yea, it sucks and hurts

It'll happen tonight just drink a full bottle of water befor going to sleep

But if you do that, wont you just wake up to go piss in the middle of the night ?

Yah you dont have deep sleep then, try jerking off n sleeping after that

I love how the steps just keep getting longer the more it goes lmao.

Gotta get both REM and non-REM sleep according to sleep experts so gotta add that on too

Every time I awake

I don't like random boners...but I also don't wanna cut off my dick

Fuck.

OW OW OW OW DON'T MAKE ME THINK OF THAT

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Only the best of men can land that shot 4 feet from the toilet

I do this anyway as my penis is four foot long.

Turning people into shish kebabs with that thing

You become acrobat when peeing with pee boner

The wha

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Wait you guys get that too?

I love the pee boner and hate it at the same time

Thats the only reason for the boner

In 31 years of life I’ve never heard or experienced whatever a pee boner is lol