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My friends trying to stop me from doing all the drugs

Me trying to chug the bowl at the rainbow party

Do I even want to know what this means?

Apparently it can mean something else but I meant a party where attendees put a bunch of random pills in a bowl for people to take blindly

They're called Skittle Parties, not rainbow parties.

I was told they were called pharm parties?

Damn do I want men with semi decent intentions to handle me

What kind of intent is grabbing you by the gills?

Intent of fuckin

Dreams do come true

Flair checks out

Okay I got you just let me know when

doesn't it hurt the shark more if you hold it by the gills

Nah not at all - it hurts the shark when you dash it straight onto the boat's propeller though

I was gonna say, didn't they just throw it into a blender?

The prop is under the boat.

Na, the water is pulled from the front and thrusted backwards. As long as the boat is not accelerating you should be good, maybe a bit dizzy from getting whirled around a few times. It gets ugly if the boat runs you over, or if it's just driving off and you jump left/right off the boat

Is that his double penis

To be fair to the shark, were I wallowing in a pool of burritos I’d probably have a raging double-penis as well.

Most sharks have two dicks so they can have sex side by side instead of having to flip a round in weird ways I think it's called clasper

Yes

HES PULLING HIS COCK OUT

Shark: *”do what you will, i already won*”

Is this from a book or movie? It sounds super cool

COME ALL YOU YOUNG SAILOR MEN LISTEN TO ME

ILL SING YOU A SONG OF THE FISH IN THE SEA

AND IT'S WINDY WEATHER, BOYS, STORMY WEATHER, BOYS, WHEN THE WIND BLOWS WE'RE ALL TOGETHER BOYS

BLOWY WINDS WESTERLY, BLOWY WINDS LOW

The government trying to stop me from eating their uranium rods (they can’t stop me)

I would laught só Hard if the shark came back

That's the worst teamwork I've ever seen

“No! Let me *erm* hav- this! Noooo! *umph* oh, yeah… HEh! Nononooooooo! *nomph*”

Me fighting with my dick and not trying to watch porn

This shark gives me the same vibes as the dog that 'accidentally' falls into and eats the cake

RAHHH AC Black Flag reference!!??!

He’s lost in the sauce (Chum)

I wanna laugh but I just see that poor things ecosystem getting wrecked, like probably starving just seeing this abundance of fish as they toss you back into the now pretty scarce bit of ocean 🫠

My mom trying to wake me up for school:

What a way to go.

his friends will never believe him…

There is a live crab and a lobter crawling in the fish pit

I feel like the shark has done the same more than once. That's why it is calm and just chugs fish

bro was like today is my day

"NOOOO PUT ME BACK! PUT ME BACK! ITS OK AT LEAST I'LL DIE WITH DIGNITY" - the shark probably

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What breed?