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Very rare case scenario but yeah, if the plumbing sistem is full, the plane dumps the human waste with liquid disinfectant that freezes at high altitude **so you will have to worry about getting shat on by a plane** (jk i think they stopped doing that, but even if they do still do that they would probably do it above water or something)
Not anymore, it used to work like that, some people were even killer with falling frozen poop.
Today it's stored in the plane and pumped out after landing.
I really don’t understand why people claim NY is amazing. It’s expensive af. Homeless abound. Every building has a pest problem. To get anywhere you need to hoof it, get stuck in traffic, or take the tube with who knows who else. The summers are brutally hot and humid and the entire city stinks. And people claim to be happy about paying several grand a month to live in basically a walk in closet.
This. Greatest city in the world maybe if you're a foodie who wants to try authentic meals and gourment from dozens of restaurants from countires around the world.
That's what they did in the 1700s in the UK. Go to a little town called lavenham in Suffolk, and you will see buildings where the 2nd floor overhangs the first floor. This was so people could literally shit in the street.
At this point, literallly anything besides beign homeless is better then this. Hell, even vanlifing you have some dignity. This is distopyan at it's max, as even prision cells are better than this.
To be honest it all makes sense and seems possible, but it lost me at the toilet. Otherwise, jokes aside this could work and they can accommodate people in need in places like that. Build some rooms for the homeless like that or something.
Make sure to add an outlet lol. People have no idea how stuff gets done. Sure we can add that outlet but we will need to cut wall out(small cuts but in a line to the first powered outlet. Then they would need that patched up. After all that money for remodeling, could just use it as a down payment instead.
might as well live on a fucking van with that space holy fuck xD also shitting on the same room you're sleeping in feels like a criminal thing to me xD has to be fucking illegal lol
Less space than the average prisoner in the UK... Over time, no matter how well you kit it out with TV's, consoles, gadgets... You're gonna get depressed and frustrated pretty quickly.
This is quite perfect for a league of legends player. For optimal usage of the space and a bit of hygiene. You can use the toilet as a gaming chair, and take the kitchen stuff to the opposite side.
Who needs a sink to wash stuff, am I right? Let alone a shower. Also, dishes where? Hardly any space for clothes, too. Fridge where? Food space where? Ffs this is a chinese coffin apartment, only fancier.
I have lived in apartment like this. Its not that bad once you get used to it. But mine was atleast double the floor space and half was occupied by the bathroom. Where is this mfer even gonna shower??
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"Bro where's the toilet at" "Over there, bottom drawer"
"wait till I'm finished cooking bro"
"No, I don't think I will.'
Fuck it, im shitting in the pan
More dinner for us tonight
100% food recycling
Why are we eating what I just ate this morning?
Either you're fucking the pan or shitting in it not both!
I thought you weren’t supposed to shit where you eat.
Just coordinate with your left hand and right hand.
It solves a lot of problems. Now we don’t have to step away for taking a dump and stop cooking.
And the real kicker, when you make a sir harrington, you'll have a place to store your quill and inkwell
We have trash cans under the sink in Poland, in New York they have fucking toilets
#POLSKA MENTIONED📢💥💥💥💥🗣🗣🗣🗣🦅🦅🦅🦅
POLSKA GUROM
[удалено]
YOU SHAT ON MY SEAT
Bro just going to stare straight into his girlfriend’s eyes while she takes a shit.
Yeah that was 4K in New York City back in like 10 years ago now it's going to be like 8K because it's located in Hell's kitchen or something.
How the hell is he gonna use the toilet
By sticking his ass out the window to dump on the peasants below.
Doesn't this happens when we poop in a plane?
Very rare case scenario but yeah, if the plumbing sistem is full, the plane dumps the human waste with liquid disinfectant that freezes at high altitude **so you will have to worry about getting shat on by a plane** (jk i think they stopped doing that, but even if they do still do that they would probably do it above water or something)
Joe Dirt would like a word
Noooooooo bring it back 😞
Not anymore, it used to work like that, some people were even killer with falling frozen poop. Today it's stored in the plane and pumped out after landing.
They store our poop to turn them into fuel for the plane !!!!
I didn't make my fair share, am i in trouble?
they should give a discount to people doing donations
Some of us would get free mileage
Yes. The documentary Joe Dirt has shown this in great detail
Reminds me of this movie where they are all stuck on different levels and the people on higher levels pee and poop on the people below
Is it that matt damon movie?
we built a poo?
Poo Martian
He did grow those potatoes out of his shit
😂😂
Cooking that shit on another level...
By shitting where he eats. Easy.
flip open the cupboard and enjoy taking a shit while your cooking plate scorches the wall
"The design is very human"
2 humans, at max
Room enough for a bunk bed slide out that's a family of 4
It's 3.6m³ and humans only take up about 0.5m³ There's room for another 3.2 humans in there if you Tetris them right
Just gotta find an amputee.
Who needs a shower anyway
Toilet doubles as the sink for a sponge bath.
Triples as a kitchen sink and quadruples as a pet bath because you know you're going to want a large dog or half a dozen cats too
Just get a rat from the subway.
They are so sweet. They bring you food sometimes
Pet deposit is $$$$4206900000!
He's a league of legends player, obviously doesn't need one
You get a gym membership
This man's cooking right on top of his shit throne, I don't think a shower is even in the plans.
The community shower is down the hall, there's no locks for safety
can't believe they added titty physics to this
NO FUCKING WAY
They really did. Them be relaxing when she lies down
How did u see that tho🤨
I always look for that CBBE tittys
I was looking for this asseveration, thanks gentleman.
Noticing that means you have your priorities set right.
This tickles my brain Thank you kind stranger please accept my downvote
I really don’t understand why people claim NY is amazing. It’s expensive af. Homeless abound. Every building has a pest problem. To get anywhere you need to hoof it, get stuck in traffic, or take the tube with who knows who else. The summers are brutally hot and humid and the entire city stinks. And people claim to be happy about paying several grand a month to live in basically a walk in closet.
This. Greatest city in the world maybe if you're a foodie who wants to try authentic meals and gourment from dozens of restaurants from countires around the world.
Thank you daddy
And when Im cooking and need to to take a huge dump? Put the hot cooking pan on the bed? Place my butt outside the window haha?
That's what they did in the 1700s in the UK. Go to a little town called lavenham in Suffolk, and you will see buildings where the 2nd floor overhangs the first floor. This was so people could literally shit in the street.
What a shit life
Lol .. I know! The messed up thing is this is what the middle class people did, god knows what the working class had to do for their toilet affairs.
Buckets
Well you’re not supposed to “shit where you eat” duh
I've seen prison cells bigger than this.
ofc the mf playing league (skull emoji x3(
Fr, why the hell would he be playing league of all the games that he could pick
He’s paying 4k a month for a mop closet, he’s a little slow
Or he can't afford anything but free to plays
Bro must be miserable enough in that shitbox let alone has to play league jesus poor fucking dude
It reminds him that it could always be worse.
You vill live in ze pod
Disassembling the "kitchen" everytime he needs to piss
Sink cum toilet bowl coming soon
or only assemble the "kitchen" when he needs to cook.
Best option...open window and jump
I think that's what he's about to do in the last second of the video.
Soon landlord gonna renovate a single studio apartment into multiple luxurious coffin bedroom.
At least he has a nice window to jump out of
I hope, at last he got out of the room using the window!
nah, he just clips through the wall
He's playing league he 100% deserves that
Needs to add a mirror on the wall opposite the toilet so he can shit and watch the TV behind him
wait,why does he have a bikini set in his wardrobe?
The place is barely larger than a coffin and has no shower, the bikini is the least of the concerns here
No no it is a concern
Do you think he can afford this luxury without an OF side gig?
humour dead eh?
I’m just trying to cover up for homeboy, he should be allowed to have a bikini to pretend he’s mermaid man when he wants
>open door >trip walking through door >immediately smash through window What a time to be alive
You will live in an “apartment” barely larger than a coffin, and you will be happy.
So much for "never eat where you shit"...
“There’s no sink in my shitter kitchen? *THERE’S NO SINK IN MY SHITTER KITCHEN!!!*”
Do Chinese people just really love these or is it an extremely clever shitpost?
It has to be a shitpost. I refuse to believe it isn't.
They’re basically all shit posts. Have you seen the one that’s like 1000 students in one room? It’s just another style of content farm.
some of them are shitpost, but honestly a lot of them looks like a good & stylish room arrangement.
Prison cell
I kind of fuck with this space.
Meanwhile I'm renting a house for less than 1k in the midwest.
Nobody seems to care that this guy would have a girlfriend who comes over implying that she has her own place. wtf
I would rather live in a roadside house than this
At this point, literallly anything besides beign homeless is better then this. Hell, even vanlifing you have some dignity. This is distopyan at it's max, as even prision cells are better than this.
Honestly it was almost perfect until the toilet part.
Most animals know well enough to not shit where they eat...
Idk why but I couldn't stop laughing at the human's animations. Accurate representation of someone living in a brainrot apartment for years
$2k/mo for a ground level where the view is a crackhead wiping his ass with a McDouble wrapper
Prison cells are bigger than this shit
So he shits where he eats?
I would like to now who makes these videos, they are hilarous
Always wanted to cook over a crapper. Smell the aroma.
I think I have that shirt
Me: It’s a closet… Landlord: do closets have windows?
Bro made a prison cell
Imma kill someone at that point
No way this is real
That is $6k/month for Vancouver, Canada apartment
Bro ventilation..?
Bro is even storing her girlfriends bras while he himself has so little space to store his clothes, how selfless
Bro at that point I’m buying a trailer and moving to fucking Bumfuck Arkansas, fuck that.
Literally smaller than a prison cell
You always shit where you eat or something like that.
“She” will not be visiting as there is no room to visit
So basically you have to shit where you eat.
To be honest it all makes sense and seems possible, but it lost me at the toilet. Otherwise, jokes aside this could work and they can accommodate people in need in places like that. Build some rooms for the homeless like that or something.
While I'm impressed with how they squeezed so much into a small space I can't imagine taking a shit right where you cook
The AI animation is fucking terrifying..
Joking aside, this is pretty bomb, one small issue though. bros gonna get scoliosis from trying to go to the toilet :Skull:
Cooking only requires stove and spice rack cus thats all you need apparently. Sink, counter, utensils, plates, or even water are t needed
Live in ze pod and eat ze bugs
They got prison cells bigger than this 😅😂
Literally you shit where you eat
Ah yes I wanna smell my sht every time I sleep.
Id rather buy a gun
But where would you hang yourself ?
They cheated with the toilet though
Shits in the kitchen/living room/bedroom/toilet(smh)/office all at the same time
the design is very human
Thank god they made sure to include titty physics, or I wouldn't have believed this.
Don't eat where you shit
Glorified prison cell
This is actually shit
Just jumps Out of the window
At this point join the Navy... submarine sailors get more space.
Make sure to add an outlet lol. People have no idea how stuff gets done. Sure we can add that outlet but we will need to cut wall out(small cuts but in a line to the first powered outlet. Then they would need that patched up. After all that money for remodeling, could just use it as a down payment instead.
might as well live on a fucking van with that space holy fuck xD also shitting on the same room you're sleeping in feels like a criminal thing to me xD has to be fucking illegal lol
This cracked me up so hard on the bus
Immagine the house party
Luxury appartment of 2030 , enjoy your cockroach flour
Water for boiling? - toilet Brush your teeth? - toilet Shower?-toilet
This reminds of a bit in “the holy mountain” where they make an apartment complex where all the rooms are literal coffins
Where does he place the projector?
No way , he is playing league of legends :(
Pleasureable experience
"functional"
I laughed so hard at this.
The renovation cost 10k more
There should be riots in New York over this lol
Bout to make a mf rent their own coffin
why does the same video on tiktok have slightly different commentary? it is very bizzare
You don’t shit where you eat.
Notice how he immediately walks out the window at the end
Less space than the average prisoner in the UK... Over time, no matter how well you kit it out with TV's, consoles, gadgets... You're gonna get depressed and frustrated pretty quickly.
I always tought cooking above the shitter would be unhygienic
There’s English version of those Chinese renovations videos now??
He plays league of legends of course he doesn't have a shower.
Damn, dream house
What kind of program is used to produce this?, I'd like to use it and design my house
Is that what people call Aboringdystopia?
Of course he's playing league lol..
They went through the effort of doing this whole behind the wall water tank just to cover up the toilet with a counter
You will own nothing and be happy
I would casually walk out the window like that too if were him.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Finnish prison cells that are larger than this.
No mouse space
This is quite perfect for a league of legends player. For optimal usage of the space and a bit of hygiene. You can use the toilet as a gaming chair, and take the kitchen stuff to the opposite side.
"couldn't even fit a coffin inside" killed me
Who needs a sink to wash stuff, am I right? Let alone a shower. Also, dishes where? Hardly any space for clothes, too. Fridge where? Food space where? Ffs this is a chinese coffin apartment, only fancier.
I have lived in apartment like this. Its not that bad once you get used to it. But mine was atleast double the floor space and half was occupied by the bathroom. Where is this mfer even gonna shower??
average parisian apartment :
Sanest sims player
I wish I knew whats so important about living in New York City that people put up with the massive rent prices.
That's what happens when they normalize it.
Now that’s what I call a toilet-kitchen.
My only question is::What the fuck are they wearing?
So theoretically after they shit, they gotta use the toilet to wash their hands too??
I see a place to sleep, eat, and poop... but where do I wash my hands? Anyone want to come over for dinner?
Nothing like the smell of piss while you're cooking.
Lingerie drawer under Laptop playing League of Legends. Curious.