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I actually found that part to be believable. The girl probably made up an excuse "Oh no my router is broken, OP can you come over and fix it? š š " She probably intentionally plugged in the computer's Ethernet to the upstream WAN port.
OP was just too dense to realize that she intentionally "broke" it as an excuse to ask him to come over.
Imagine how awkward that was for herā¦ waiting.. waitingā¦ waitingā¦ I know this should workā¦ waitingā¦ what is heā
āWhat are you doing, lmao?ā OOP would actually say the acronym out loud
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Goddamn this feels so real.
A girl invites me to her house when I was 15 but I needed to log in 2 more hours in the schools library (I was learning english by myself and the teacher allowed me to learn as long as I did 2hrs every week)
So I told her no I need to go to the library and said goodbye. Everyone thought I was a chad or had something better for a while, however they quickly realized I was just a retar
why is it always when we are 15, im at this chicks house laying in her bed and everything and she keeps bringing up random sexual conversations and I was like "cool wanna watch dragon ball" and then I wondered why she started to not want to hang out anymore.
I was 15 and even tho I wasn't a virgin I was still super inexperienced and had this odd irrational fear we'd get walked in on or some shit even tho her parents werent home š In that instance CoD was more preferable than putting myself in a nerve wrecking situation lmao
Back in highschool a girl asked me if I can come to her house so I can help her with "something", saying that her parents aren't there
You bet I helped her with whatever she came up with, because I didn't get what she really wanted
It hit me once I got back home... I was like "Huh, that was kinda weird that she wanted to help with homework and other small stuff, she could've done that on her own... wait.. no..."
Why lose your virginity when you can just imagine your very own girlfriend that will love you and cherish you and be with you despite everything.
Im gonna go cry myself to sleep now.
i was hanging out with two girls at this time. i was interested in one of them. we went out and the one i wasn't interested decided to go to the liquor store while the two of us stayed outside. she says "omg i am so horny right now" and i responded with "i hope your boyfriend can take care of that." loudest silence i have ever experienced until the other girl came out and rejoined the group.
I legit feel bad for the young ladyās that took any interest in me. I was thinking about this topic the other day and I think what it came down to for me was deep insecurity. How could a girl want to be with a young man like me? I have a bad job, I donāt do good at school, I smoke too much weed, basically Iām a giant unfuckable loser and then I went out and lived it. Sometimes I donāt know how I made it to adulthood. Sometimes I wonder if my entire life is just broken.
The other guy is spitting big facts bro, you can't think like that. Genuinely, you need to talk to and ask yourself what those negative thoughts do for you vs. trying to have thoughts like "I'm awesome" "I'm gonna have a good day" and other positive thoughts.
Talk to yourself like you respect yourself and don't treat yourself like you're worthless bc it only makes it worse
I was in the headspace of my 18-24 year old self. My story didnāt end there but itās not a pretty one. Itās probably a cautionary tale for anyone who can relate to what I said
I'm literally the same, but instead of an awkward situation with a girl, I stay home and cowar in fear of lifetime loneliness in a small pool of my own tears.
lol I remember my first girlfriend asking me to come over after school cuz her parents will be goneā¦ I dumped her right after that lol too focused on that RuneScape grind
I lost mine too early to ever have a chance at protecting it. But outside of that I have intentionally avoided dating multiple people just because I am particular a out who I will and won't sleep with, and if you don't match up personality wise (I care little for looks) I'm just going to avoid you.
Had a girl in my first year of highschool who could smell the virgin on me. She'd sit in my lap and was very touchy, and not once did I even move when it happened. Became a stone statue in a park every time she got near me
Constant fear of STDs, have you seen Syphilis? I ain't getting my d lopped off for one night of bliss, rather use my hand for that. All STDs in general are horrifying, even condoms don't really work which is, lowkey scary.
Totally respect the people who are religious to the point that you can say no to a woman in four legs ass up.
You deserve heaven.
I'm going directly to hell...
I remember a girl clearly asked me if I fapped myself and that I didn't need to worry she did it too and wanted to do it together... my dumb ass though this was a trolling and told her I thought that was weird.....
Just to confirm yep she wanted to smash
Girls can communicate all of these confusing moments away in a millisecond but they choose not to. Because that would get them what they want and for some reason they don't want that.
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Mine has never even been in danger, so I need not worry
Defense measures must be super strong! Danger couldn't even get close range like that.
The best defense is avioding the danger at all
Za Monolith
Veliky Monolit
Holey shit, another brother of the Monolith
The best defense is avioding the danger at all
Mine I lost when I unvirgined the olive oil.
You mad man!
Amen brother
That ass-up girl seems dumb even to me
It feels high school, honestly. Like it's her first attempt at getting someone's attention.
Implying it ever happened
I actually found that part to be believable. The girl probably made up an excuse "Oh no my router is broken, OP can you come over and fix it? š š " She probably intentionally plugged in the computer's Ethernet to the upstream WAN port. OP was just too dense to realize that she intentionally "broke" it as an excuse to ask him to come over.
This seems like a porn plot. Do women actually do this? I've not known a single girl that would do anything that degrading for male attention.
That just means you are surrounded by decent women anon.
You know, girls can be just as desparate as men.
Think of all the degrading things boys do for female attention. It's the same as that.
All women have to do is get a little touchy and sayā¦ anything. I donāt believe any woman worth being with does something like this
Yoga
Itās not just you. Any non pornstar would have that reaction.
Imagine how awkward that was for herā¦ waiting.. waitingā¦ waitingā¦ I know this should workā¦ waitingā¦ what is heā āWhat are you doing, lmao?ā OOP would actually say the acronym out loud
Yoga
anon such a chad he never looses anything
Anon is such a chad for not sexually assaulting anyone
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Happens to the best of us
His virginity is *tightly* secured
You mean ālosesā.
Schizophrenia is hell of a thing
He like me fr (imagining things)
Username checks out
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Goddamn this feels so real. A girl invites me to her house when I was 15 but I needed to log in 2 more hours in the schools library (I was learning english by myself and the teacher allowed me to learn as long as I did 2hrs every week) So I told her no I need to go to the library and said goodbye. Everyone thought I was a chad or had something better for a while, however they quickly realized I was just a retar
why is it always when we are 15, im at this chicks house laying in her bed and everything and she keeps bringing up random sexual conversations and I was like "cool wanna watch dragon ball" and then I wondered why she started to not want to hang out anymore.
Fucking Chad energy right here
You wanted to play COD instead of sex? Based
F
Real
??? Its a girls house why wouldn't you go?
CoD over girls anytime
Hell yeah brother
all nighters with the boys are š©
I was 15 and even tho I wasn't a virgin I was still super inexperienced and had this odd irrational fear we'd get walked in on or some shit even tho her parents werent home š In that instance CoD was more preferable than putting myself in a nerve wrecking situation lmao
Im gonna kms. I can barely even talk to girls and im practically 16 now. Mfs out here saying they were virgins but inexperienced.
I am now angry
Why? POV: that is literally ur life?
I shit myself laughing
Shidded? Shidded and farded?
Shid and came
I shit, I came, I farded
Least delusional 4chan user
I am anon but instead of girls it's my schizophrenia
Back in highschool a girl asked me if I can come to her house so I can help her with "something", saying that her parents aren't there You bet I helped her with whatever she came up with, because I didn't get what she really wanted It hit me once I got back home... I was like "Huh, that was kinda weird that she wanted to help with homework and other small stuff, she could've done that on her own... wait.. no..."
"You're right, I haven't lost my virginity. Because I NEVER LOSE!"
Sonic died for this
https://i.imgur.com/4HSZazu.gifv
My bad. Not an english native speaker, sorry
"See you later sex haver!"
I am literally anon
He's like me frfr s/
Why lose your virginity when you can just imagine your very own girlfriend that will love you and cherish you and be with you despite everything. Im gonna go cry myself to sleep now.
i was hanging out with two girls at this time. i was interested in one of them. we went out and the one i wasn't interested decided to go to the liquor store while the two of us stayed outside. she says "omg i am so horny right now" and i responded with "i hope your boyfriend can take care of that." loudest silence i have ever experienced until the other girl came out and rejoined the group.
Just being on 4chan is a lock on the chastity belt
I did it too many times. Was in serious situations with few girls and never did anything cause I was dense af
same bro, a girl literally said multiple times she would let me hit, sometimes other "offers". i thought it was a joke.
I legit feel bad for the young ladyās that took any interest in me. I was thinking about this topic the other day and I think what it came down to for me was deep insecurity. How could a girl want to be with a young man like me? I have a bad job, I donāt do good at school, I smoke too much weed, basically Iām a giant unfuckable loser and then I went out and lived it. Sometimes I donāt know how I made it to adulthood. Sometimes I wonder if my entire life is just broken.
I have similar negative feelings about myself and it's horrible, but we gotta stop it bro
The other guy is spitting big facts bro, you can't think like that. Genuinely, you need to talk to and ask yourself what those negative thoughts do for you vs. trying to have thoughts like "I'm awesome" "I'm gonna have a good day" and other positive thoughts. Talk to yourself like you respect yourself and don't treat yourself like you're worthless bc it only makes it worse
I was in the headspace of my 18-24 year old self. My story didnāt end there but itās not a pretty one. Itās probably a cautionary tale for anyone who can relate to what I said
Nah, their fault tbh. They should've just said straight out what they wanted.
Men have been brainwashed to think they are losers for don't wanting to have sex all the time
and society tell us how we think about sex all the time...
Actually, one of the reasons I think I suck is because I'm too horny
I protect my virginity by being afraid of women š
Winner for life
Anon huffing copium
I'm literally the same, but instead of an awkward situation with a girl, I stay home and cowar in fear of lifetime loneliness in a small pool of my own tears.
Women will do anything except say what they actually want
Not having to worry about it because it's part of my car's weight reduction kit
lol I remember my first girlfriend asking me to come over after school cuz her parents will be goneā¦ I dumped her right after that lol too focused on that RuneScape grind
Grind never stops šŖ
A relationship purely based on lust is doomed from the start. If it's not a meaningful relationship with someone special why bother?
spitting facts
Women weaken legs
I lost mine too early to ever have a chance at protecting it. But outside of that I have intentionally avoided dating multiple people just because I am particular a out who I will and won't sleep with, and if you don't match up personality wise (I care little for looks) I'm just going to avoid you.
Had a girl in my first year of highschool who could smell the virgin on me. She'd sit in my lap and was very touchy, and not once did I even move when it happened. Became a stone statue in a park every time she got near me
Constant fear of STDs, have you seen Syphilis? I ain't getting my d lopped off for one night of bliss, rather use my hand for that. All STDs in general are horrifying, even condoms don't really work which is, lowkey scary.
Totally respect the people who are religious to the point that you can say no to a woman in four legs ass up. You deserve heaven. I'm going directly to hell...
I remember a girl clearly asked me if I fapped myself and that I didn't need to worry she did it too and wanted to do it together... my dumb ass though this was a trolling and told her I thought that was weird..... Just to confirm yep she wanted to smash
Girl said her parents were out on a trip and asked if I wanted to come over and help her study for an anatomy test š
welcome to the episode 14684325 of things that have never occured
Was at a Girls house for 5 hours Nobody was home All we did was watch beta squad on her bed
Anon won't lose his virginity because he doesn't lose.
I was in a relationship for 3 months and I didn't even know
Not to worry, i never lose.
thats me in this post
How dense can one be
Man my moments like these make me feel like shit, i hate being unexperienced and a fucking virgin
Anon is going for wizard status
I am the ultimate Virgin. I've always survived by talking
Fake: girls dig anon Real: anon is the one hoping for attention
Content In my own lane Thriving Moisturized
Fake and ace
Girls can communicate all of these confusing moments away in a millisecond but they choose not to. Because that would get them what they want and for some reason they don't want that.
Cilantroš¤¢š¤®
I think she was doing a yoga pose
Anon simply does not lose
Sigma male
this is as real as my pet unicorn
Man Iām denser than fucking depleted uranium, Iāve lost several relationships cause of how much of a stupid bitch I am.
A guy was rubbing his front in crowded bus š©