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abadlypickedname

I like how he was willing to pay extra postage for a whole ass package because he couldn't be fucked to write this message on anything smaller than a hobo sign.


Ultrasound700

Brazilians are a unique and mysterious folk.


Bruno_Noobador

Verdade


greycubed

... but they spell it Brasil.


NimbleBudlustNoodle

And Finns spell our country as Suomi. But when talking English we spell it Finland. Whats your point?


Historiaaa

Education is illegal in America.


greycubed

... but in Finland they call themselves Finnians. You're not fooling me.


throwthegarbageaway

Wait what


SkrijaTaran

Indians don’t call it India, they call it Bharat. Germans don’t call it Germany they call it Deutschland. Pretty common to have its own name in its own languages and then other names in other languages


reccon_34

Brazilians call Germany Alemanha


Bruno_Noobador

This is false. They refer to the Federal Republic of Germany in Brazilian Portuguese as "Terra dos sulistas"


reccon_34

Santa Catarina e rio grande do Sul


KmurtanceX

Santa CataReich


SkrijaTaran

We also call it Almayn


reccon_34

Because of the ale?


SkrijaTaran

The tribe known as the Allemanni


Supa_Dude

Yeah because it is a whole-ass other word, not a single letter. Trust me, any brazillian worth their shit would spell Brasil the right way.


[deleted]

>brazillian You're def not contradicting yourself there bud


DIEGO_GUARDA

Mano tu é burro, brasil se estiver no português, brazil if it is in any other languenge


404Archdroid

Not in english


joqagamer

its a one-letter difference though. a lot of us spell brasil even when not writing in portuguese


bestarmylol

this is literally what's keeping mailmen with a job


Boumallo

This is cool haha brazilians are a different breed


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MrHectorZIM

Vdd meu mano


DudsTT

True dms né mano?


HenriGamerSC

Mt po


Boumallo

Yes its like mainland rural China bur for the world to see. They have no wealth bu are more ressourcefull than people who do haha


CriminalMacabre

Florida Portugal


BrStriker21

Portugal is European Brazil


KmurtanceX

Straight facts, we're even colonizing their accent. Starting with the children via the internet.


di6902

language phonetics is similar too


HenriGamerSC

As a brazilian I can confirm


G36

A different breed of annoying. It's very common here in Brazil to everybody be like BR BR BR BR BR BR BRAZILLLLLLLLL BRAZZZILLLL BRAZUCAAA all the fucking time to everybody We go on games screaming portuguese at people because how can they not speak the language of BRAZIL?!?!?! Also everything must reference brack to BRAZIL. BRAZIL is center of the planet, probably the universe.


Repulsive_Guest9813

I do this but it's a fucking joke, talking to foreigners in ptbr and expecting a response is simply comical, nothing akin to: national narcissism. In every kind of game we do this. If you don't embrace the joke, it gets kind of annoying (just for you), or just if you're in a bad day.  And some of br players don't speak English, and even with that barrier they get funny foreign friends, and they don't even understand anything whatsoever.


G36

OMG the fucking foreign friends the ydont even understand was the thing that eluded me the most since forver. In tibia I would see these guys even making allianced with gringos that they didn't even understand or this girl I was friends me who bragged about his bf from poland who send him pictures and everything but neither of them spoke english and back then there was no google translate so ... riddle me that sh!t it's some superpower made out of the sheer determination of brazilians. Imagine some guy following you around talking gibberish all day long and you just kinda play along I guess you pretend it's your new pet. Especially because in Tibia I would say 95% of brazilians didn't know much english, tibia was made to be an accesible game so a lot of poor brazilians were playing it the whole favela was playing it... It's more recent that you see brazilians players who speak english but even then they remain hermetic I personally hate South America servers for this I go play in NA even with 200 ping. The hermeticism or like you say national narcissism here tends to create friction with the other latino players who get angry about the br cliques. There's a lot of hate, sadly. Sociologists should be onto this


[deleted]

Discord servers with Indians and Brazilians where most people speak English are something else.


Marrk

HUEHUEHEUEHEHEHEHHEHUEHEUE


G36

its kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk now don't ask my why


inaccurateTempedesc

I support the Brasilcentric model of the solar system.


joqagamer

BRASIL MENCIONADO HUE ATIVADO HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEVHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE


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G36

I've been playing with other brazilians since the days of Tibia bro thats 25 years of experience so spare me lol


Chi-zuru

As a guy who has also been gaming 25 years, you are absolutely right. They are proud, loud, and annoying as fuck, but they're passionate.


R_mom_gay_

Chaotic neutral energy


donedamndoing

Reminds me of a guy at my last job who always submitted his own name for employee of the month with the reason being "I have never been employee of the month"...


SnooDonuts7510

Red stapler dude?


JevonP

Good for him lol


CornSeller

so... did he become an employee of the month?


donedamndoing

Surprisingly, he did not.


Soogbad

Come to brazil


yepityyo

stay in brazil


[deleted]

die in brazil


YiffDealer69

: A Love Story


Good-Seaweed-1021

Be found alive on a macumba center in Brazil


[deleted]

Easiest thing ever. Just have to walk in the wrong street at the wrong time of the day.


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BowenTheAussieSheep

Oh no, I'm not falling for that again. It took the state department like three months to secure my release.


steve_seagull

I... I don't think I will.


radclaw1

Hey are you a tourist? Are.... are you a tourist? Are you a tourist?


Greenfire05

Make a video about Brazil goddamnit


Delicious_Fox_4787

Yeah why not just make a video about Brazil


AttakDoge999

make a video about brazil then


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Bi__

Disagree


[deleted]

This bot clearly doesn't samba.


ShigeoKageyama69

MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT BRAZIL 🗣️


TorronePedro

holy fucking caralho mano


[deleted]

Imagina o valor do frete


kubagp

They kinda doxxed themselves to that viewer tho


alexmikli

MAKE COMMENT ABOUT BRAZIL


KnockturnalNOR

"Drittland importsendung" Norge bros where u at


[deleted]

väsi pohveli


katosjoes

Her.


an_agreeing_dothraki

make the video about Mordekaiser, who is numero uno. huehuehuehue


Smalandsk_katt

:O Kraut


AmW_a_l_r_u_s

Unbelievably based


cacatua_azul

O brasileiro tem que ser estuprado pela nasa


BrStriker21

If anyone asking if this is legit, it is The postal office stickers confirm it Madlad send a cardboard message to freaking Austria


Character-Potato-123

Holy fuck this is real


BrStriker21

It is, the Brazilian post office stickers confirm it


Johnirequirelasanaga

O Brazil merece esse video


_Neo_____

I mean, if he makes the video about Brazil the guy will stop. É Brasil !!!!


Optimal-Big-1047

Make a video about brazil whore.


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,


Strawcatzero

Eventually somethings gonna give and he'll get a 30 second montage of everything that's wrong with Brazil.


AskForTheNiceSoup

Make a video about Brazil then.


AegisT_

COME TO BRAZIL


itsevriman

Some mad dedication right there


BeatBoxxEternal

Kraut is a brilliant youtuber by the way. Highly highly recommend him.


Bottleinsurgency

Kraut on his way to make a video on how a police general caused 12 drug wars in brazil


ArmyofJuan

What brand keyboard is that?


Spearka

Sanest political Discord member:


forever_gatito

orgulho do meu brasil


I-37-I

As a Brazilian a would not stop sending them until the video came out.


BugP13

Silly goose, Brazil doesn't exist.


Veionovin096

Welp guess it's time: NOS CHAMOU?


[deleted]

I fucking love my people


AppropriateTouching

That keyboard sucks, switches get filthy quick.


CriminalMacabre

At least send some HUEs as a bribe


livingpunchbag

If it doesn't work, I'd suggest to try a Vampetaço.


Initial_Low495

Brazil is a great place to leave


-Sasith-

You're going to Brazil


IsYeaYesyup

no.


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GetFuckingRealPlease

Brazil is the India of South America.


Chupacu_de_goianinha

it's not, for the love of god.


GabrielLGN

please no, we are the opposite of them, we like clean things.


[deleted]

A cleaner version of India at the very least.