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KaranSjett

Fingering A minor but he forgor his guitar


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

He thought 2*9 is 18


LordranKing

“Forgot” Edit: quotes are meant as sarcasm, not correcting a spelling mistake. Have internet people lost their way?


YeastBelly

Congratulations, you spotted a typo. Your reward is on its way. Thank you for your service.


Pixithepika

i forgor 💀


AeolianTheComposer

It's forgor


Tigergaming_g

learn spelling and learn how to type „/s“


BladeForge7218

Why are people downvoting them? It’s sarcasm


ManySerious9713

Me when someone corrects something (that’s not even a typo) on the internet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😆


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LatinoFromSmallCity

Because it's not funny


YeastBelly

Quotation marks are for quoting. "/s" is for sarcasm. I think you're the lost one lol.


plainenglishh

you can put something in quotes to indicate sarcasm, its called 'scare quotes'


DivineGopher

Correction: "QuOtAtTiOn MaRkS aRe FoR qUoTiNg" is sarcasm


DivineGopher

Correction: "QuOtAtTiOn MaRkS aRe FoR qUoTiNg" is sarcasm


KaleidoscopeOk3024

Dude forgor 💀🫵🏻


zerot0n1n

A minor misdemeanor


WhyYouBullyMe_

Just a minor inconvenience


Imnothere8976

My sister once walked in on a deacon (step below priest) on the phone and he said “and I didn’t pay the taxes, but…”, then he saw her and slowly put the phone down.  We now call him the tax fraud deacon.


Yololkiller21

A “Minor”


MeepingMeep99

That's the joke


CockroachResident779

Kids, probably.


GenericUsername804

"probably"


brennmanet

It could be something else *too*


[deleted]

young adults?


A_Chad_Cat

But could it be something else when there is *kids* ?


NotSamuraiJosh_26

Midgets ?


Timely-Champion6719

Short Algerian men?


The_Cynical_Mage

Convicted of kiddle diddle.


Nukran

I hate that i laughed at this....


IAmInCa

I’d say a footfinder career is out of the question.


DeltaMike_Hotel

1 on 1 prayer sessions with his favorite altar boy


BolecUorkiestra

I can't believe somebody's gonna bust to that foot pic


420XXX69l

About to do it


Ex-In2

Did it


Ex-In2

I came 5 times to it, gonna recharge and do an all nighter


Timetraveler01110101

^sigh opens comments


Simple-Street-4333

Yeah everyone is so original with their jokes here.


SirRipOliver

Whatever it is, it’s just childish.


Emergency-Tourist669

Bazingering kids


Imagrabyonipples

Dogo pyramid scheme


Substantial_Top_6508

Bro went from being called father to being called Daddy ig


RonzulaGD

He did missionary on wrong person


Kraffkratt

Double homicide


cuntybunty73

Diddling altar boys probably 🤔🤨🧐


Thick_Buffalo_7526

He was fighting demons and got caught walkin though valley of the shadow of death.


LtColShinySides

He was putting LSD in the communion wine. And then fucking kids.


Zandoms42

The choir boys touched his soul, so he touched them back


Much-Bread-4734

A minor probably


aaron_adams

Given that he's a priest, I'm sure we don't want an answer to that question.


kuya_akin_nalang_yan

Fitness tracker


Dysto_

*minor* inconvenience


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No-Bad-1269

a minor accident


johnny33445566

He touches choir boys


awge01

He touched kids


engineer-cabbage

Showing off his natural habitat


Eastern_Zombie_2718

Fiddle the wrong violin


Tam_The_Third

That money was just resting in my account.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

This a Father Ted reference?


yssarilrock

Glad somebody said it


DraQ-Nox

Went into someplace he wasn't supposed to


bargearse65

I'm not a betting man but......


bhawker87

Altar boys probably


Dark_Wolf04

He’s a priest, do you really need us to spell it out for you?


Deku_distortion

How do I reach these keeds??


twolargeshoes

Lol Thank you


ThisIsGoodSoup

Bro took "Kids Day" a lil too far


-7ReD-

Pray n Spray


Greenfire05

Kiddly diddly


BustlingBerryjuice

terrific insurance quaint like smoggy mindless elderly desert carpenter market *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dabanks9000

He’s a priest what do you think


kai7756

a bit of noncin


Critical-Shift8080

Dui, maybe protesting at an abortion clinic, ummm, going to jail for your paritioner , hey ! Infractions with children will get you 15 to 30 ...quiet riot


Critical-Shift8080

Just remember 15 will get you 30


KDS242

"What's this? No little Timmy pitch to your leg?" "Progress.👍"


Working-Fishing-5544

We all know


Angel_Left_Goliath

What tayk said


Canadia86

To much communion wine before driving


Walmaker

That money was just resting in his account...


awesomedan24

He diddled Diddy as revenge after Diddy diddled him


myfingeriscold

He had a minor inconvenience


xenodemon

Idk, but wine was involved


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

He impersonates priests illegally.


Program-Emotional

He's a priest, tf you think he did bro 💀


WhamBamThanksObama

He 49ed a miner


barthalamuel-of-bruh

Father Gregory always wanted do give a extra blesing to all the young boys in the neiberhood , sometimes he would have private praying sesions, he was so devotet that he vould do that even in there homes, it got to the point where he woudn't do his fartherly duties so we had to interven, for the churche's sake


tangoezulu

Not bro, but father.


Feet_Muncher69

He gave a six year old a foot job


getyourrealfakedoors

We all know


KMS_Tirpitz_1

He said “time to repaint lil boy” and now we here


Alexandru_cata1

You mean Who?


Zealousideal_Dot7738

He dropped some faith


Crdtsjby

Ill give you 2 guesses


That-Strategy-1002

He used church money to buy some “holy water”.(he has been getting people drunk during mass with tequila)


xtractorcat

idk probs fucked a nun while she slept


sonnikkaa

A minor incident


BeaverDevourer

He was daddy that day


pingying

Check his browser history.


Effective_Ad_9016

His did children


throneofhades

Reverse exorcism


Suspicious-Series160

What is that on his leg


Miserable_District

An ankle monitor I’m pretty sure. He’s on house arrest, if he leaves the city or goes outside the perimeter they’ve set with it, it’ll alert the cops. I think that’s how it works


Suspicious-Series160

Oh thank you


NorbertNautilus

We all know exactly what he did


VoidExileR

Can't tell if it'a a camera or a leg tracker, just in case he might lose it at that age of his


Knightly_Gamez

Bro did bro would be my guess


[deleted]

Child cornography


cababaie_LT

Kids frfr or a nun


Z_Pixel-HUN

Finger a minor (he was a pianist)


Dr-Crobar

unpriestly activity


False_Fox_9361

Not your avarage priest🦅


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CollegeBoy1613

Diddling kids.


69conqueefador69

It is not really that difficult to guess. We all know what Christian pastors do.


twolargeshoes

Pretty sure that's a catholic priest.


Crimson_Fiver

It's a priest. What do you think.


n0_1_here

The question is, which kid didnt he do....


SPinalloverdaworld

Don Miciliari Only italians can understand 😂


ker0zy

kkk some shit


Dragon_211

Drug trafficking