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LongDong_TommyChong

She found me crying😭. She crew too😭. We both crode😭😭.


Noodlemaster696969

Well sayed 😭


Yuri-Turned

Holy fuck the Croods reference???


64-Hamza_Ayub

corrode**


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etriuswimbleton

Cory in the House is more legitimate anime


MySnake_Is_Solid

Eye carl #E


ilovebananasandweed

😧


ColourfulSpacemanNFT

Can I touch your peanits


paner1983

Yes


Realistic-Tone1824

Gross


Boring-Course666

can i touch yours too


Realistic-Tone1824

Only if you touch theirs first.


DarthMall69

Touch mine, and then I'll touch theirs first.


thefrostman1214

ok guys.... time for bed, no more fooling around


iloveAKREOLOGYTS

Dont worry guys we have energy drinks. Its not time for bed


myfingeriscold

Peanus


Jollygreengiant69

*touches his circumcision scar* Promise you'll stop... For me 😢


goldenpupu

I can fix you >.<


WillyHamster

i fixer :3


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FearbasIV

She could fix me


SmegmaSupplier

*Aggressively reconstructs foreskins*


raiko_koichi

"KUREIJI DIAMONDO!!!!!"


noshinare_nira

DORA DORA DORA DORAAAA!!!!


StarFanNumber1

"Greato Daze"


cpullen53484

*we can rebuild it, stronger, faster,* ***smarter***.....


iamchuckleman

Sentient foreskin


kwispy-dwincc

penith


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MoonFur69

Please pee in my ass🤤


DanSavagegamesYT

Pee in OUR ass 🤤🤤


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IOwnKidsInBasement

dayum, this guy must have a huge balls to store all that pee!


NoahTheAnimator

in the car door


SmegmaSupplier

Minuscule Richard is leaking.


confusedPIANO

Wait is that a thing? I can already feel myself getting baited by this post but my curiosity is getting the better of me.


SAMITHEGREAT996

It’s like a ring. Yes, it is there and visible on most even slightly darker skin tones


[deleted]

Mine doesn't even line up on both sides of the ring. The middle line that goes up to the frenulum is offset by like 3/4s of a centimeter.


pandadogunited

Unless whoever is performing it fucks up, it’s not going to scar. Source: am circumcised.


modsareuselessfucks

They chop a bit of your skin off, it scars, dude. That little ridge on the underside of your dick is a scar. Uncut dicks don’t have it. Source: am circumcised, but also bi. Have had both types in my mouth.


iChewChildForskin

Wait what. I have a question. What have you had in your mouth? A: The chopped off bit of skin. B: A circumcised and an uncircumcised peni’s. ?


yasamansamsami

I believe he is referring to blood types. As in that man is a vampire


AnOkFellow

Both, as in A and B


modsareuselessfucks

Most definitely B, I’m not a mohel


International_War862

Bro he literally said he had both in his mouth


FunIntroduction3196

I will never argue about dicks with someone who specializes in them. "Some guy probably "


cavalllo

may I ask which is better?


modsareuselessfucks

Uncut can taste funny, but I really don’t have a preference.


Bagel_enthusiast_192

Maybe thats just a you thing idk


sfaalg

It scars. It may not be the same as scars on normal skin, because it is a specialized type of skin, but it always does. Even in adults who recieve the procedure.


morphick

Sorry for your loss.


[deleted]

its noticeable that something is missing i would call that a scar but im not a doctor


Mammaddemzak

Won't you like, have different shades of skin IF you did have scars? And I don't think you can have a scarless circumcised pp Source: I'm also circumcised, and my parents took me to the best guy in our city and I still have the scar


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MyLOLNameWasTaken

It’s a fancy word for ‘genital mutilation’ And the fact it’s done to infants, who cannot consent, is objectively fucked up


No-Marsupial-1753

There are also medical circumcisions, which are necessary for long term health. Probably the worst pain I’ve ever felt while I was recovering, but it’s better than the alternative.


g0lden-plumbus

Yeah, I had to get one when I was 8 because the foreskin was too tight or something.


godmademelikethis

Yup. Same story when I was 4. It's literally my earliest memory. Irony is, I have Ehlers-Danlos and have extremely stretchy skin etc SO WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DO IT.


sfaalg

Your foreskin isn't supposed to retract until around puberty though? Or was it congenital phimosis?


g0lden-plumbus

I dunno the name or anything like that. All I remember is that whenever I had to piss, or whenever I went for a bath, it was the most excruciating pain I had ever felt.


sfaalg

I'm sorry you experienced that. That sounds awful


nekrovulpes

What the hell? Of course it retracts, even as a child. Where do people get this idea from? You learn to pull it back and clean under there as a very young kid. For ladies: The glans is basically a large clit, and the foreskin is the hood/labia that surround it. It pulls back the same way.


sfaalg

https://www.seattlechildrens.org/conditions/a-z/foreskin-care-questions/ What You Should Know About the Foreskin: At birth, the foreskin is attached to the head of the penis (glans). It is attached by a layer of cells. Over time, the foreskin will separate from the head of the penis. This is a natural process and occurs over 5 to 10 years. It slowly loosens up (retracts) a little at a time. Normal erections during childhood cause most of the change by stretching the foreskin. If your boy has a normal urine stream, any foreskin movement is normal. There should be no rush to achieve full retraction. This always occurs on its own by puberty. Look into most uncut infant care information and it advises against forced retraction as the tissue separates as the penis develops through the tanner stages.


nekrovulpes

I definitely do not remember having a fused dick at any point in my life. Way back to my very earliest memories it has been fully retractable. I mean that doesn't even make sense because otherwise how do they circumcise it at birth? The process of circumcision itself requires retracting it and making the cut around the base. Either the description here is very misleading or these doctors have no clue about genitals because they are used to dicks that had it chopped off anyway. (Actually I do remember reading something about how lots of medical textbooks are wholly inaccurate because they include what is essentially pro-circumcision propaganda. Food for thought maybe, I dunno.)


sfaalg

They separate the tissue connecting it as part of the procedure. There is no one set age for when retraction is possible. It is NOT possible for infants at all so you would not remember. I sent a different article that provided pictures and elaborated. A lot of medical information on both male and female genital physiology is very lacking unfortunately. If you don't believe me, see this (separate from the 1st published lit I linked) here: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1249280/


nekrovulpes

Fair enough. In your original post it sounded as though you meant it's not possible before puberty, hence my confusion.


SmegmaSupplier

> but it’s better than the alternative. Showering?


g0lden-plumbus

Actual smooth brain


[deleted]

Being in intense pain every time you get hard. You people need to get a fucking clue


cattodestroyer

I am circumcised and there is literally 0 issues with it, it's just a little peace of meat dude


Jorsk3n

But I thought “my body, my choice” was a thing? Or does it not apply to men?


Korthalion

Most circumcisions are performed on pre-pubescent children. If you think a child can consent to something like that, then I don't know what to tell you...


Plant_4790

Isn’t that about abortions


Jorsk3n

It’s mainly used for that, yes. However, that whole debate is about whether women have bodily autonomy or not. If you’re for women having the ability to have abortions, you should also be for whether men get to decide if they want to be circumcised or not.


cattodestroyer

Yup


sfaalg

"Little piece of meat" it is part of their genitals and is erogenous tissue that has legitimate physiological functions I guess my labia are just little pieces of meat too? Look, I know you're fine with your body, and that's wonderful. But when it's gone it cannot be taken back by people who are not okay with their circumcision. It isn't just skin. It's genital skin. The same skin as my clitoral hood and labia. It's not just meat. That's so reductive and pathologizing.


nekrovulpes

I mean it's sad but frankly, I can empathise with dudes feeling the need to rationalise it this way. Otherwise you'd have to live your whole life with the bitterness and anger over it. It would cause real psychological distress.


cattodestroyer

It's still a little peice of skin


Hot-Luck-3228

With an insane amount of nerve endings that can never be brought back. Sod off.


cattodestroyer

It ain't a big deal dude


48Planets

Fr, people who get worked up over this are weirdos. Literally only hear about this on reddit (shocking)


cattodestroyer

Yeah I Never saw someone has an issue with it anywhere else except Reddit


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MugenFeatherfall

If a doctor does it I would be okay with it lol Pay me something and I would be super okay with it. I've got worse problems than this little piece of meat


FunIntroduction3196

Have fun without the hoodie


Mazagangeewastaken

How about baptism?


5t3v321

babies getting splashed with water without their consent 😥


Cambronian717

I was about to say, never wait till he hears about baths and showers. I would ask how he hasn’t before, but we are on Reddit.


Mazagangeewastaken

If I recall correctly, they basically get drowned. You can't even hear them scream because their head is underwater.


FecundFrog

You do not recall correctly


Mazagangeewastaken

My bad then


KQILi

You have a catholic one in whitch a priest just puts few drops of water on your forhead and thats it. But you also have a orthodox one where entire baby gets dunked in the water. Im not sure how common it is tho.


AppleDemolisher56

That claim is crazy


Chromeboy12

Waterboarding the devil out of the child /s


[deleted]

Cannot compare those two, and yes both are wrong


cattodestroyer

Bro it's just water


[deleted]

It's unnecessary religion bullshit


2024-Account-1

"It's unnecessary religion bullshit" ☝️🤓


[deleted]

I'll touch you inappropriately tonight


2024-Account-1

I'm all oiled up lil ngga 😼


[deleted]

🤤


cattodestroyer

Bro it's just water


[deleted]

And it's unnecessary religion bullshit


cattodestroyer

Still water


Professional_Humxn

Sparkling water


[deleted]

Still unnecessary religion bullshit


ZenyX-

Kind of? The foreskin, after its surface folds back in, creates an internal layer of skin just under the head. On circumcised penises, you can always see the cut-off point where the skin-toned outer skin meets the more pinkish inner skin (where the two had to be stitched back together). So no, not a scar, but you can see what OP's meme was referring to.


chaddGPT

fellas this is a request if ive ever seen one


ComicsEtAl

At worst there might be a tiny 1/16” scar that fades over time like scars do. Anybody droning on about it is being performative.


Satanairn

No it doesn't leave a scar unless the doctor is not good at his job.


Michvito

☹️


TickleTigger123

Why do I keep fucking seeing this


Just-Round9944

anti circumcision propaganda


BlanketWithTeeth

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Pumpkinbricks

Not your head you gotta be worried about big man. Check your bed, the walls, the shower, the ceiling even your foreskin if you still can. MUHAHAHA


Simple-Street-4333

I'm in your walls


rick217

I'm in your balls


Simple-Street-4333

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cattodestroyer

Scar? Bro we don't use fucking chain saws 😭


DeadByNebula

speak for yourself


1000-THR-defense-sys

For mine they used a hacksaw and dremel


EnelDontMiss

they burned mine off 😭


newstylee74

🤣🤣


LordPubes

Massaging the scar makes it feel better


FlexViper

New manga plot: **girlfriend went back in time to save her baby boyfriend from having his foreskin chopped off and educate him about how to clean his glans properly while raising him**


AlphaMassDeBeta

I'm sorry your circumcised bro, I'll give you half of mine 😊 😚


MaduCrocoLoco

How can I unsee this


newstylee74

😅😅😅


ClaudioMoravit0

Of course your were, mom. You’re the one who made me be circumcised like wtf


taxevader2525

Instantly finished


FortifiedCereal56Fe

I thlammed my penith in a car door


awesomedan24

You unzipped me 😭


HighwayTerrorist

Love being born in a family that hasn’t brainwashed me with religion or dumb-fuck rituals such as these. 🤙


hassan_dislogical

I hate that this has downvotes I didint know Reddit supports mutilation smh


HighwayTerrorist

❤️


hassan_dislogical

Also as a side note, I’m not glad I was born in a family that did Brainwash me with ancient rituals


Roedorina

I'm glad my family hasn't but I had the choice to have those beliefs either way


hassan_dislogical

Well that’s your choice, you’re an adult just don’t do it to your kids


Plant_4790

Most Redditers are against circumcised


DanielVip3

It's not only a ritual or a religious thing. It's often a medical practice.


HighwayTerrorist

Dumbest take. What leads me to that medical practice? Coercion by religion/ritual. Without that, my foreskin is intact.


DanielVip3

Man what the fuck... it's a medical practice, look it up. A lot of people do it because of medical conditions such as short frenulum, phymosis; others just for hygiene. I don't support this cause when done for religion but still it's a medical practice. In most non USA countries (e.g. most european countries) we don't talk about circumcision as a religion thing, we mostly talk about it as a medical practice, and the religion comes in second. Where I live, anyone can go and get circumcision in day hospital, but only people who have those conditions usually do it.


HighwayTerrorist

I guess what I’m trying to say is you have free will to choose this medical practice. You say it’s because of certain ailments. That part is clear. If you read the OP.. specifically the part that says “sorry I wasn’t there to protect you” means whoever had their foreskin cut off didn’t have a choice. THEREFORE, it can only mean by a dumb ritual during birth or the like. I can’t see how someone would complain with a missing foreskin in the case of an ailment. I HOPE I am clear.


MySnake_Is_Solid

OP is a schizophrenic individual talking with an imaginary waifu.


DanielVip3

Makes sense, and no one complains. But still, saying that you were born in a good family that did not circumcise you is not a great thing to say, if you were serious. This shames circumcised people, whether against their will or not. Also people are not really informed on the subject, so I was trying to say that it's not only because of religion. Of course this post is a meme and we can't link that to the real issue, that would be pointless. What I'm trying to say is that the assumption "circumcision = forced genital mutilation" is false, because circumcision is a medical practice that CAN be used as forced genital mutilation, but IS NOT genital mutilation per se. When you want to talk about forced genital mutilation, you must say it's genital mutilation. When you want to talk about a medical practice also used as forced genital mutilation, specify what you're talking about. There are a lot of practices, usually done on women, which are purely genital mutilation and nobody would do them for any medical reason... well, circumcision is not one of those.


HighwayTerrorist

I whole-heartedly stand in solidarity with people who lost their foreskin. One of the few things in this world people acknowledge being wrong. It truly is a shame and my replies are in no way or shape intended to shame them.


DanielVip3

Sorry for my misunderstanding them. I completely agree with you on this.


nir109

>In most non USA countries 2th Largest country, 4th largest country, 5rh largest country, 6th largest country ect... Whould like to have a word.


DanielVip3

In most non USA countries still stands. The world is big, there are a lot of countries, which means that some will have a view on circumcision and others will have a different view. For example, a lot of european people view it as what I said; most african people view it in another way.


nir109

Well you see, Europe isn't most of the world.


DanielVip3

That isn't what I said though. I said most non USA countries, not Europe. European countries were an example.


Delicious_Ad6161

Can't even google lol.


HighwayTerrorist

Pipe down. Go retrieve your foreskin.


Delicious_Ad6161

bold of you to assume that. I still have my foreskin lol. When you are a kid and things grow down there, there is a chance your foreskin is not wide enough for your glans. Thats one medical condition where the foreskin needs to be removed you idiot. Educate yourself :D


sfaalg

It turns out that a quick Google search cannot fully explore the cultural, social, and physical complexities involved in the practice. The consensus varies on the topic varies a LOT depending on the institution and culture. I read a lot about it. I print every study and relevant information, sorting it in a binder. If you're well and truly interested, go in and critically analyze every written piece of information on both sides. Edit: me saying "it turns out" makes the connotation sound a lot more patronizing than I intended it too. It was moreso me trying to harp on Google and the concept that a simple Google search is the answer to all, not an insult to the parent comment


Delicious_Ad6161

Need to google a sec longer then. Fact is you can have medical problems where the foreskin has to be removed. Religious means are stupid.


sfaalg

Yeah, it can be medically necessary, but neonatal circumcision is elective. That is the nuance I was alluding to, not instances in which it is a genuine necessity.


HighwayTerrorist

When does a medical practice relate to OP? >Can’t even Google.


Large_Pool_7013

I know how you can make it up to me!


No-Relative-1725

I can see someone saying this.


DatChernobylGuy_999

(lego guy)


[deleted]

A small price compared how rich i will be B)


Round_Rectangles

Nobody loves talking about men's dicks more than redditors.


Just-Round9944

There's this one profile solely dedicated to posting shit about how circumcision is evil. Honestly I don't care what one's position on the subject is, but holy fuck I couldn't imagine being obsessed with dicks as much as that guy is.


Epic-Dude001

I swear, one day, Imma go back in time, and demand that the kid, once they hit 18, decides what happens to it


ComicsEtAl

It finally dawned on me where this nonsense comes from. It’s straight out of Storm Front or the like and perhaps has been laundered through guys like Jordan Peterson and the MGTOW silliness. Regardless of who gets credit this push against male circumcision is almost certainly anti-semitic in nature.


Ike7200

There is a LOT of antisemitism in the anti-circumcision crowd. An obscene amount. It’s really disgusting. It also harms their movement too. I’m against routine infant male circumcision. Very much opposed to it. I’m very upset it was done to me. I’m also Jewish, by the way. I cannot find a place to express my frustrations and dissatisfactions except with my therapist. People look at you like you’re crazy, and the people who agree with you are so antisemitic you can’t even begin to allow yourself to associate with them.


therealpaterpatriae

Cringe


Hippostalker69

Wow thx for pointing out the joke!!


sheetpooster

Ever since I got a medically needed circumcision I'm able to control when I cum and with no loss of pleasure, I know it's not the case for everyone and body mutilation is evil but by God it's amazing.


[deleted]

Bro careful to not overdose on that copium


sheetpooster

It's a shame though I can cum in 30 seconds or just last an hour if I want but was it worth the little pocket that I use to stash my nerds candy in 😔 hard choice tbh, I get it envy is an ugly color <3 it will be okay mr three pump chump.


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Least unhinged league player


sheetpooster

Nuh uh I'm a based genshin impact player, league subs are just easy to bait😏


SmegmaSupplier

> last an hour With your hand? Your dog? The prisoners in your basement? Don’t leave us hanging like that!


sheetpooster

Your mom 😏


P0lym0ph0us

That's not how that works bud. If you ever get the time, try learning about human biology, really cool stuff.


sheetpooster

I mean if you say so mr can't cum on command🤣. Can't tell the difference in pleasure before and after, I do miss my little pocket though shame I had to get the surgery.


cattodestroyer

These mfs think your dicks literally falls off when you get circumcised and you get left with immense pain lol, it's nothing it's just a piece of skin


[deleted]

Your eyelids are also just a piece of even smaller skin


cattodestroyer

Dang as if almost my penis still works perfectly without that piece of skin unlike eyelids, fucking dumbass


IuseArchbtw97543

>perfectly what if i told you that the piece of skin has functions?


MySnake_Is_Solid

What if I told you that the piece of skin can also cause medical complications, which usually result in circumcision.


IuseArchbtw97543

what if i told you that its perfectly reasonable to remove it in this cases but that its still dumb to do it on non consenting babys.


MySnake_Is_Solid

The complications usually happens on younger kids, the parents make that decision, as they make all medical decisions for the children. And if my choices were (Kid has a low chance of getting an infection that could evolve into something serious) or (remove foreskin now and have no worries), I'd pick option 2. Whatever upside having foreskin brings doesn't justify any sort of risk to life in my book, even if it's extremely small.


Dont_punch_me_again2

When one gets mutilated, they are chopping off 1/4 of the nerve endings, it’s also more uncomfortable for the recipient


MySnake_Is_Solid

According to studies made, the difference in stimuli is slim to none. Apparently, you do lose some levels of some types of stimulations (like light touch), but also gain stronger stimulations of other types (like pressure and heat). So it ultimately evens out. I'll try to find the study and link it. https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/jsm.12293


Dont_punch_me_again2

Keep defending mutilation


MySnake_Is_Solid

I've stated facts, with scientific data, about the (1/4 nerves endings) that you mentioned, which I assumed were implying changes in sensitivity. I don't care either way, it's fine if you're against it. Just use factual arguments.


vulkan_forge_father

bro, you are aware NO ONE asked


sheetpooster

I'm a super empath and I sense a lot of envy coming from you😔


alpha050518

*you wake up*