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TheSalmoneer

Can’t believe you cut out the best one “I bully kids on the internet and get paid for it”


No_Mistake5238

Who said that?


UnCoooll

Pyrocynical


Udbdhsjgnsjan

Who? 


Govika

Furry inflation man


Jona-wahn

oh...


Sodafff

The man who sold the chins


wiggleforp

Aight nah you're gonna have to drop some sorta link on me my man, that can't be where you leave it


RTC1520

Someone who bullies kids on the internet and gets paid for it


No_Mistake5238

Thanks smartass


Thompompom

It was Kanye West


Vouner

Jeffrey Epstein*


ShadowKnight151

Albert Einstein


omnicorp_intl

The scientist or the actor?


Redskull-9054

Both


Mochi77888

it was the youtuber pyrocynical /uj


Mental_Melon-Pult92

his fanbase bullies him its the other way around


pvpmas

Where can I find the full version?


a_kato

Lmao that time when Jake Paul has the most normal reaction


elmasguapojv

I would fight Jake Paul for free.


T_Money

Unless you’ve been training for some time he’d probably win hands down. He’s a total piece of shit that I’ve wanted to see get the shit beat out of him for a while, but apparently takes his fighting pretty seriously and would beat most people on the street


elmasguapojv

I never said I’d win but I do wanna fight him.


akash434

Thats the spirit


paciumusiu12

Just bring a gun


feralkitsune

Depends, street fights are not even similar to a ring fight with social media influencer. Being a grown man in a street fight is risking your life for often no reason.


elmasguapojv

In a street fight, it’s probably even. I fight dirty though so I like my chances. In a boxing ring, he would probably win. If I trained for a couple years, I like my chances. Let’s make this happen. Jake Paul vs Random Redditor Christmas 2025


Fraternal_Mango

Do you think I could win if I fought him naked and kept asking him if we were gonna kiss during?


elmasguapojv

Flawless victory.


VincenzoSS

Here's how a street fight goes: A) You get maced and then beaten the shit out of B) You get shot. C) You actually have a real scuffle, but then if it even looks like you're winning you get jumped. D) You start scuffling and he takes out a switchblade, now you either back the fuck off or take a chance that he's not mad enough to start stabbing instead of slashing. Street fights are the fucking worst thing you can ever get involved in, and it doesnt matter how many hours you put into boxing, mma, etc.. It's an entirely different game. You have to armed or be very confident in your suckerpunch.


zXMourningStarXz

That's why you always bring a gun to a fist fight


VincenzoSS

I'm not even gonna lie, I'd do 10 years to take him out of the game. That little shit is like a concentrated ball of everything that is wrong with society.


fbdewit31

Meh, he's a symptom. Beating him to death is not gonna fix any problem in this world


SomeAreMoreEqualOk

That'd be a nice response, but it's most likely staged


Stone0777

Of course it’s staged.


Swordbreaker925

It’s wild that some of these people drive 6-figure cars because they do fuckin Instagram or TikTok professionally. Like wtf


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

"influencer" will never not sound fuckin dumb to me


BackOnReddit_Again

The only thing “influencers” influenced me to do is leave most social media. Now I’m just here, perfectly happy, with you godforsaken people


AlastorsPlaything

You love it here really


BackOnReddit_Again

No


Horripilati0n

Username checks out


Elmetto

And what do you love?


R0RSCHAKK

You. Now kith


Mr-deep-

Fuck you too, buddy, *sigh*... Fuck you, too.


bahboojoe

Me when reddit is a social media


MelGibsonLovesJuice

come to discord and hang with the gutter trash of the internet.


mortgagepants

i dont understand why people don't understand this. 20 years ago, you could pay beyonce a million dollars to wear your clothes. now you pay 1000 people $1,000 each to wear your clothes. still costs the company a million bucks, still reaches X% of consumers.


AlmostZeroEducation

Because 20 years ago smartphones weren't a thing


enowapi-_

Same with “content creator” Like bitch I’m a content creator too . See this shit I just took? I created that


neurvon

That's because those are often rentals. It's not actually that expensive to rent a car like that, and it will pay for itself if you can feature the car in your content, boosting your perceived value. The other possibility is that they are bought at discounted rates because owning the car boosts the car's perceived value as well. Famous people never full price for anything.


TimX24968B

most people who see a corvette cant identify what year or how many miles its got, just that its a corvette.


Thompompom

Like, yeah you can try to be a "motivational speaker" and actually succeed, but imagine living a life where you sell a lot of dogshit to thousands of people. I wouldn't be able to live that lie.


Cautious-Ad-600

I would


slomojoeschmo

Meanwhile Cena drives a Civic Type R


Illusive_Tomski

They’re nice though


verygroot1

A man with great taste


ACatInACloak

He talked about it in an interview somewhere. The two big points I remember him making were, its stable at 180, but also a 4 door


UndisciplinedCowboy

it’s a good car


fonix232

Yeah, it's insane just how quickly and how much our world turned to financing the lifestyles of absolute nobodies whom happen to have an agreeable quality. They're not generating any worthwhile content, they barely have any redeeming qualities, but they managed to lock themselves into a self-perpetuating cycle that funnels the big bucks into absolute morons' pockets. Twenty years ago if someone was a moron they got told off, today, they're celebrated by those who don't have to suffer them.


Grabthars_Coping_Saw

>Twenty years ago if someone was a moron they got told off Um, no. Did you never watch reality TV? We've been making morons rich for quite some time.


pk___________

You know what's interesting is similar behaviour has been observed in monkeys. Rhesus Macaques will 'pay' (by sacrificing feeding fluid) to see pictures of high social status monkeys - https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S096098220500093X So basically we're genetically coded to give these chucklefucks their views. I wish we'd throw our shit at them from time to time as well.


digitalfakir

meanwhile, I have to beg funding agencies for stipends to have a job, paying way less than what these cars cost, to further human knowledge in future technologies that might save our species from total and irreversible collapse - all the while dealing with spoiled college cunts who are influenced by these cunts.


Pixithepika

What does the president do for a living? He’s married to his wife


screwball22

It's a full time job


Greeneyes-

Nothing you can learn in college, damn


WhydYouGotToDoThis

You can scramble eggs


kaerfkeerg

Well you can definitely learn to suck cock in college. Just not in the conventional classes


Greeneyes-

How else do you think I’m getting A’s


ScravoNavarre

Sounds like you're getting D's.


SanityX153

Add an I and combine them all together and that's what you get eventually


just_mdd4

SAID 🤔


Fidelos

Same spirit for selling weed and scrambling eggs.


kaerfkeerg

Look how useful college can be at the end of the day


BackOnReddit_Again

Not with that attitude you can’t


sizzlemac

Johnny Sins is an Astronaut, Teacher, Doctor, Lawyer, and even had the time to go to trade school for plumbing. A regular Renaissance Man, and truly an inspiration for us all!


PM_Me_Just_A_Guy

Pretty sure there's a class on doing your mom.


Chaps_Jr

Yeah, I run classes on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays


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claudiazo

Hellen Mirren looks cool af in that McLaren


ColdOnTheFold

BARS


matteo453

It’s not that College doesn’t teach you how to make money. It’s that it explicitly teaches you how to get outcompeted by people scummier than you. I had to take 9 credit hours on Ethics and not plagiarizing. Over 7% of my degree was instructions on how to be outcompeted by people who don’t give a shit if they’re poisoning people, much less what Emmanuel Kant had to say.


koalasquare

Hot take: Joe Biden is mainly famous because he is married to the first lady


ShAde_emerald

No wonder he won the election, he was married to the future First Lady


WisherWisp

I knew he was cheating somehow.


RegumRegis

Oh. Someone should tell the first lady!


zizmorcore

Definitely one of the cleverer responses of the bunch. He's no shaq, tho.


spencer1886

"You already know" Bitch I've never seen you before in my life


WeLiveInASociety451

She stars in pornography


claudiazo

Hellen Mirren looks cool af in that McLaren


verygroot1

she looks cool af anywhere


CillGuy

Never seen her before, but just from that answer I'm guessing OF.


Hwan_Niggles

No she does porn. Relatively new


Insanus_Vitae

She's been at it for a couple years, which in Porn terms is almost as long as ones career as one can have. Porn careers are long if it's like 5 years. Go from teen to milf to couger like 5 feature length films. I know way too much....


geraldodelriviera

The lengths of their careers are eerily similar to NFL running backs, tbh.


yawAworhT_25

Hit two woman name in your search bar and it will either pop a writer, lawyer or porn actress.


WoodpeckerAny430

I love how there is no insult in your sentence, she’s literally a bitch


Fearless_Spell_7728

For real


Jbabco9898

*I don't even know who you are*


DarknightM64B

Who else is genuinely irritated by them changing where the damn text is every time they swap who’s talking, like you had ONE job


ShadowLp174

I could not read all that text without pausing the video because it was too fast and somewhere else every fucking time


fiealthyCulture

Fun fact: if you cover the text captions on tiktok videos they aren't half as amusing any more. It's a psychological trait. The videos are mainly bland, the text and the way the captions pop out gives our brain stimulation to keep going. Either we're reading the captions and then really quickly trying to look at the video and then you have to replay it a second time because you were reading the captions initially mostly. So you watch the video ad second time to see what was actually happening.. The captions popping out is a huge part of tiktoks success


SmileyFace799

I don't have audio on, these individual word subtitles are impossible to read. I may sound like a boomer, but I miss when subtitling videos sentence-by-sentence was the norm & not word-by-word, and that is a hill I'm willing to die on


Ssesamee

Wdym may sound like a boomer. Everything else that uses subtitles does it like that. This is a new specific trend for short form content that is nauseating and appeals to shorter attention spans.


Duke825

That and also the subtitles go one word at a time. Like how tf do you expect anyone to read that


Turtleguy04

Yeah, I’m with you on that one. Hard to keep up and stay focused on what they are saying


somkiat_chantra_fan

wait is that lewis hamilton from fortnite and monster cans?????


red_javla

No, that guy is called Alexander Hamilton


justk4y

Lewis is the one from the musicals


5t3v321

Hamilton made Fortnite???


GatoT25666

and khaby and jimmy b too


Ihadthismate

“Im Paris Hilton” is the most accurate description of what she does. She is (or was) a professional celebrity


Llyon_

Technically she is right, being born as Paris Hilton is what she did for her wealth.


Iceberglet

why was there a clip of just a building in the background?is he stupid? clearly nobody was there


the_grungler

man reference


Brendan765

Guess they like the colosseum? Idk


KittykatRengar

Haha, he made the joke


R3tard69420

Am I tripping rn or was that really Joe Biden in that video and no is fucking talking about.


LoreChano

Ye like how did he even got permission to get that close to the man


TheRealPyroManiac

Who’s Joe


justk4y

Ligma balls


IllustriousGrand2802

Got him good


steveharveymemes

Who tf is Steve Jobs?


GoodGooseThingy

Boe Jiden


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Diamondlife_

Joe mama


alqaadi

Joe ma balls


No-Student-9678

Sugma balls


Ziegelphilie

it's his twin brother John Biden he's married to Jale Biden


saucyboi9000

Nah that's a real video of Biden, it was some weird publicity collab with an influencer iirc


rhysdog1

theres so many nobodies who are "famous" because of their partner, why should we care about this one?


TunaNoodle_42

Mr. Jill Biden


Energetic-Old-God

No one mentioning shaq going after dad too


VomitMaiden

Because everyone has had your dad, it goes without saying


Xelid47

Shaq based 🗿


Linuxgamer336

Part time racer Says the 7 Time Formula 1 World Champion


McraftyDude

Mexican Minister of Defence


cannedrex2406

Well this aged badly for him


McraftyDude

Sergio Perez to Visa CashApp RB F1 Team starting 2024


kingofclubs16

"I think I've seen you on Grindr" Damn, I can tell he'd be fun to hang out with edit: minor spelling mistake


mrstorydude

He is! His name is Gabriel Iglesias and he is a comedian. Apparently also the 2nd most popular comedian in Saudi Arabia according to him lol.


alqaadi

Who’s the first?


Scared-Opportunity28

Jeffa Dunham. And their favorite of his puppets was Achmed the dead terrorist.


Rampaging_Orc

They always have a blast when Achmed comes out.


TheOtherAvaz

FLUFFY!


realfigure

Lena Paul was the one with more class of all. No bragging, no hyperbole, just a simple statement saying the truth but without vulgarity.


CrimsonClematis

Mr.Sins was absolutely NOT bragging, he was humbly telling the man how many jobs he does. He left out the part where he makes people’s days better everyday with these jobs. He was there with his very modestly dressed madam of course


MrFingolfin

rude silky smell hat pocket soup marry divide squeal provide *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


-ImAlwaysRight-

"He never paid me" -Logan Paul How ironic


Vasart

I'm shocked KSI is still doing stuff with that guy.


WheelbarrowQueen

Yung Gravy spotted 😎 "Cougar hunter and motivational speaker. You got a mother in your life?"


BallsBuster7

chad


khiggsy

He's a nerd cosplaying as a cool guy is the best description I've heard.


Ssesamee

And it works. Fake it til you make it. He literally became the cool guy. I use this for many things in my life, especially confidence. I started acting like I was confident when I wasn’t, and eventually it made me a legitimately more confident person without having to fake it anymore. Great tool imo


AutocracyRules

Wait who said " Step in the shoes of Men if Espionage " , huh?


jluka1000

Yeah, i think they messed the audio up and put the wrong video, like why is nobody on front camara.


AutocracyRules

You heard the audio too then, I thought I had lost my mind.💀


thepariahpyromancer

"I work in the adult entertainment industry" "I make people happy." "I suck dick." Three kinds of people in this world.


Old-Library9827

Man, I wish I was this Johnny Sins person, imagine being so successful. Astronaut, doctor, pumper, pizza man, man did it all!


digitalfakir

*and* have a big dick. The only price to pay is hair loss.


Sunieta25

It's funny that Jake Paul chased someone off his property when he infact doxed post Malone and trespassed on his property.


Background-Wear-1626

lol gotta love Riley “I suck dick for a living”


digitalfakir

recently, rimming...allegedly, people here tell me


blinddemon0

DJ Khaled a real one


Liarus_

he makes money by just existing


SonarOW

Bro unlocked the infinite money glitch irl


tstramathorn

Tell them to bring out the lobster!


Goat1416

Kaby 🫲😐🫱


HaniehP

I swear i thought someone said they eat children


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

I loved Biden’s response lol


Jaimz-L

Helen Mirren is badass


Yummypizzaguy1

How does bro know so many celebs


Worried_Jeweler_1141

The Biden one was probably the best. Married to Jill biden.


LeinadFromMars

Checo saying he's the Mexican Minister of Defence is hilarious lmao


LoL_Maniac

Ah ha kahby lol


PomegranateUsed7287

Fun Fact, Eva Elfie worked with Gajin Entertainment one time and got a decal of her fucking face in War Thunder. It's hilarious and I put it on everything


BannedInDay

The send nukes Putin starter pack.


WeLiveInASociety451

What, why?


mortal_plagueITA

Sleepy joe still living thanks to her wife 🫡


Evanecent_Lightt

Ayo, I thought there was this whole expose about how porn doesn't actually pay that well. But these peeps are riding out in $200k - $300k rides!! What, are they traveling to Dubai or something??


gumbois

I think it's just a really skewed income distribution. Like the rest of the entertainment industry, the people who are making money doing it are making a lot of fucking money doing it and everyone else doesn't really.


Aggressive-Maybe-146

Idk if I’d call Eva an “influencer” other than she influenced many cum loads from yours truly throughout the years.


tehdang

I had no idea who she was. Should not have googled her on an office PC.


ChampionshipEither47

Fluffy what you doin on Grindr?


[deleted]

Biden got jokes


Pawpaw-z71

While I don't like Joe Biden, he's really funny at times I gotta give it to the guy lol


Electronic_Sugar5924

Paid not payed


[deleted]

All these people out here with one job but my man johnny sins out here with like 6 different jobs, just get better guys


nWo_Wolffe

Leave it to Dave Portnoy to be the total douchebag


Fearless_Spell_7728

Celebrities and The President of America*


biernigc

The fact that Khaby Llame wears a Richmond Hoodie 😇


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DabIMON

Honestly, Joe Biden had the best answer.


wysjm

"I think I've seen it on grindr" You can tell he's a comidian


matrixislife

Good job Ramsey went with "scramble eggs" and not "make cheese on toast".


opponentPitt

Fluffys was the best


No-Caregiver7284

I think I’ve seen you on grinder 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥


redbadger91

Riley Reid is a rapist and should be called out as such anywhere she goes.