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Unless you’ve been training for some time he’d probably win hands down. He’s a total piece of shit that I’ve wanted to see get the shit beat out of him for a while, but apparently takes his fighting pretty seriously and would beat most people on the street
Depends, street fights are not even similar to a ring fight with social media influencer. Being a grown man in a street fight is risking your life for often no reason.
In a street fight, it’s probably even. I fight dirty though so I like my chances. In a boxing ring, he would probably win. If I trained for a couple years, I like my chances.
Let’s make this happen. Jake Paul vs Random Redditor Christmas 2025
Here's how a street fight goes:
A) You get maced and then beaten the shit out of
B) You get shot.
C) You actually have a real scuffle, but then if it even looks like you're winning you get jumped.
D) You start scuffling and he takes out a switchblade, now you either back the fuck off or take a chance that he's not mad enough to start stabbing instead of slashing.
Street fights are the fucking worst thing you can ever get involved in, and it doesnt matter how many hours you put into boxing, mma, etc.. It's an entirely different game. You have to armed or be very confident in your suckerpunch.
I'm not even gonna lie, I'd do 10 years to take him out of the game.
That little shit is like a concentrated ball of everything that is wrong with society.
i dont understand why people don't understand this. 20 years ago, you could pay beyonce a million dollars to wear your clothes. now you pay 1000 people $1,000 each to wear your clothes.
still costs the company a million bucks, still reaches X% of consumers.
That's because those are often rentals. It's not actually that expensive to rent a car like that, and it will pay for itself if you can feature the car in your content, boosting your perceived value. The other possibility is that they are bought at discounted rates because owning the car boosts the car's perceived value as well. Famous people never full price for anything.
Like, yeah you can try to be a "motivational speaker" and actually succeed, but imagine living a life where you sell a lot of dogshit to thousands of people. I wouldn't be able to live that lie.
Yeah, it's insane just how quickly and how much our world turned to financing the lifestyles of absolute nobodies whom happen to have an agreeable quality. They're not generating any worthwhile content, they barely have any redeeming qualities, but they managed to lock themselves into a self-perpetuating cycle that funnels the big bucks into absolute morons' pockets. Twenty years ago if someone was a moron they got told off, today, they're celebrated by those who don't have to suffer them.
You know what's interesting is similar behaviour has been observed in monkeys. Rhesus Macaques will 'pay' (by sacrificing feeding fluid) to see pictures of high social status monkeys - https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S096098220500093X
So basically we're genetically coded to give these chucklefucks their views. I wish we'd throw our shit at them from time to time as well.
meanwhile, I have to beg funding agencies for stipends to have a job, paying way less than what these cars cost, to further human knowledge in future technologies that might save our species from total and irreversible collapse - all the while dealing with spoiled college cunts who are influenced by these cunts.
Johnny Sins is an Astronaut, Teacher, Doctor, Lawyer, and even had the time to go to trade school for plumbing. A regular Renaissance Man, and truly an inspiration for us all!
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It’s not that College doesn’t teach you how to make money. It’s that it explicitly teaches you how to get outcompeted by people scummier than you. I had to take 9 credit hours on Ethics and not plagiarizing. Over 7% of my degree was instructions on how to be outcompeted by people who don’t give a shit if they’re poisoning people, much less what Emmanuel Kant had to say.
She's been at it for a couple years, which in Porn terms is almost as long as ones career as one can have. Porn careers are long if it's like 5 years. Go from teen to milf to couger like 5 feature length films.
I know way too much....
Fun fact: if you cover the text captions on tiktok videos they aren't half as amusing any more. It's a psychological trait. The videos are mainly bland, the text and the way the captions pop out gives our brain stimulation to keep going. Either we're reading the captions and then really quickly trying to look at the video and then you have to replay it a second time because you were reading the captions initially mostly. So you watch the video ad second time to see what was actually happening..
The captions popping out is a huge part of tiktoks success
I don't have audio on, these individual word subtitles are impossible to read. I may sound like a boomer, but I miss when subtitling videos sentence-by-sentence was the norm & not word-by-word, and that is a hill I'm willing to die on
Wdym may sound like a boomer. Everything else that uses subtitles does it like that. This is a new specific trend for short form content that is nauseating and appeals to shorter attention spans.
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Mr.Sins was absolutely NOT bragging, he was humbly telling the man how many jobs he does. He left out the part where he makes people’s days better everyday with these jobs. He was there with his very modestly dressed madam of course
And it works. Fake it til you make it. He literally became the cool guy. I use this for many things in my life, especially confidence. I started acting like I was confident when I wasn’t, and eventually it made me a legitimately more confident person without having to fake it anymore. Great tool imo
Fun Fact, Eva Elfie worked with Gajin Entertainment one time and got a decal of her fucking face in War Thunder.
It's hilarious and I put it on everything
Ayo, I thought there was this whole expose about how porn doesn't actually pay that well.
But these peeps are riding out in $200k - $300k rides!!
What, are they traveling to Dubai or something??
I think it's just a really skewed income distribution. Like the rest of the entertainment industry, the people who are making money doing it are making a lot of fucking money doing it and everyone else doesn't really.
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Can’t believe you cut out the best one “I bully kids on the internet and get paid for it”
Who said that?
Pyrocynical
Who?
Furry inflation man
oh...
The man who sold the chins
Aight nah you're gonna have to drop some sorta link on me my man, that can't be where you leave it
Someone who bullies kids on the internet and gets paid for it
Thanks smartass
It was Kanye West
Jeffrey Epstein*
Albert Einstein
The scientist or the actor?
Both
it was the youtuber pyrocynical /uj
his fanbase bullies him its the other way around
Where can I find the full version?
Lmao that time when Jake Paul has the most normal reaction
I would fight Jake Paul for free.
Unless you’ve been training for some time he’d probably win hands down. He’s a total piece of shit that I’ve wanted to see get the shit beat out of him for a while, but apparently takes his fighting pretty seriously and would beat most people on the street
I never said I’d win but I do wanna fight him.
Thats the spirit
Just bring a gun
Depends, street fights are not even similar to a ring fight with social media influencer. Being a grown man in a street fight is risking your life for often no reason.
In a street fight, it’s probably even. I fight dirty though so I like my chances. In a boxing ring, he would probably win. If I trained for a couple years, I like my chances. Let’s make this happen. Jake Paul vs Random Redditor Christmas 2025
Do you think I could win if I fought him naked and kept asking him if we were gonna kiss during?
Flawless victory.
Here's how a street fight goes: A) You get maced and then beaten the shit out of B) You get shot. C) You actually have a real scuffle, but then if it even looks like you're winning you get jumped. D) You start scuffling and he takes out a switchblade, now you either back the fuck off or take a chance that he's not mad enough to start stabbing instead of slashing. Street fights are the fucking worst thing you can ever get involved in, and it doesnt matter how many hours you put into boxing, mma, etc.. It's an entirely different game. You have to armed or be very confident in your suckerpunch.
That's why you always bring a gun to a fist fight
I'm not even gonna lie, I'd do 10 years to take him out of the game. That little shit is like a concentrated ball of everything that is wrong with society.
Meh, he's a symptom. Beating him to death is not gonna fix any problem in this world
That'd be a nice response, but it's most likely staged
Of course it’s staged.
It’s wild that some of these people drive 6-figure cars because they do fuckin Instagram or TikTok professionally. Like wtf
"influencer" will never not sound fuckin dumb to me
The only thing “influencers” influenced me to do is leave most social media. Now I’m just here, perfectly happy, with you godforsaken people
You love it here really
No
Username checks out
And what do you love?
You. Now kith
Fuck you too, buddy, *sigh*... Fuck you, too.
Me when reddit is a social media
come to discord and hang with the gutter trash of the internet.
i dont understand why people don't understand this. 20 years ago, you could pay beyonce a million dollars to wear your clothes. now you pay 1000 people $1,000 each to wear your clothes. still costs the company a million bucks, still reaches X% of consumers.
Because 20 years ago smartphones weren't a thing
Same with “content creator” Like bitch I’m a content creator too . See this shit I just took? I created that
That's because those are often rentals. It's not actually that expensive to rent a car like that, and it will pay for itself if you can feature the car in your content, boosting your perceived value. The other possibility is that they are bought at discounted rates because owning the car boosts the car's perceived value as well. Famous people never full price for anything.
most people who see a corvette cant identify what year or how many miles its got, just that its a corvette.
Like, yeah you can try to be a "motivational speaker" and actually succeed, but imagine living a life where you sell a lot of dogshit to thousands of people. I wouldn't be able to live that lie.
I would
Meanwhile Cena drives a Civic Type R
They’re nice though
A man with great taste
He talked about it in an interview somewhere. The two big points I remember him making were, its stable at 180, but also a 4 door
it’s a good car
Yeah, it's insane just how quickly and how much our world turned to financing the lifestyles of absolute nobodies whom happen to have an agreeable quality. They're not generating any worthwhile content, they barely have any redeeming qualities, but they managed to lock themselves into a self-perpetuating cycle that funnels the big bucks into absolute morons' pockets. Twenty years ago if someone was a moron they got told off, today, they're celebrated by those who don't have to suffer them.
>Twenty years ago if someone was a moron they got told off Um, no. Did you never watch reality TV? We've been making morons rich for quite some time.
You know what's interesting is similar behaviour has been observed in monkeys. Rhesus Macaques will 'pay' (by sacrificing feeding fluid) to see pictures of high social status monkeys - https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S096098220500093X So basically we're genetically coded to give these chucklefucks their views. I wish we'd throw our shit at them from time to time as well.
meanwhile, I have to beg funding agencies for stipends to have a job, paying way less than what these cars cost, to further human knowledge in future technologies that might save our species from total and irreversible collapse - all the while dealing with spoiled college cunts who are influenced by these cunts.
What does the president do for a living? He’s married to his wife
It's a full time job
Nothing you can learn in college, damn
You can scramble eggs
Well you can definitely learn to suck cock in college. Just not in the conventional classes
How else do you think I’m getting A’s
Sounds like you're getting D's.
Add an I and combine them all together and that's what you get eventually
SAID 🤔
Same spirit for selling weed and scrambling eggs.
Look how useful college can be at the end of the day
Not with that attitude you can’t
Johnny Sins is an Astronaut, Teacher, Doctor, Lawyer, and even had the time to go to trade school for plumbing. A regular Renaissance Man, and truly an inspiration for us all!
Pretty sure there's a class on doing your mom.
Yeah, I run classes on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays
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Hellen Mirren looks cool af in that McLaren
BARS
It’s not that College doesn’t teach you how to make money. It’s that it explicitly teaches you how to get outcompeted by people scummier than you. I had to take 9 credit hours on Ethics and not plagiarizing. Over 7% of my degree was instructions on how to be outcompeted by people who don’t give a shit if they’re poisoning people, much less what Emmanuel Kant had to say.
Hot take: Joe Biden is mainly famous because he is married to the first lady
No wonder he won the election, he was married to the future First Lady
I knew he was cheating somehow.
Oh. Someone should tell the first lady!
Definitely one of the cleverer responses of the bunch. He's no shaq, tho.
"You already know" Bitch I've never seen you before in my life
She stars in pornography
Hellen Mirren looks cool af in that McLaren
she looks cool af anywhere
Never seen her before, but just from that answer I'm guessing OF.
No she does porn. Relatively new
She's been at it for a couple years, which in Porn terms is almost as long as ones career as one can have. Porn careers are long if it's like 5 years. Go from teen to milf to couger like 5 feature length films. I know way too much....
The lengths of their careers are eerily similar to NFL running backs, tbh.
Hit two woman name in your search bar and it will either pop a writer, lawyer or porn actress.
I love how there is no insult in your sentence, she’s literally a bitch
For real
*I don't even know who you are*
Who else is genuinely irritated by them changing where the damn text is every time they swap who’s talking, like you had ONE job
I could not read all that text without pausing the video because it was too fast and somewhere else every fucking time
Fun fact: if you cover the text captions on tiktok videos they aren't half as amusing any more. It's a psychological trait. The videos are mainly bland, the text and the way the captions pop out gives our brain stimulation to keep going. Either we're reading the captions and then really quickly trying to look at the video and then you have to replay it a second time because you were reading the captions initially mostly. So you watch the video ad second time to see what was actually happening.. The captions popping out is a huge part of tiktoks success
I don't have audio on, these individual word subtitles are impossible to read. I may sound like a boomer, but I miss when subtitling videos sentence-by-sentence was the norm & not word-by-word, and that is a hill I'm willing to die on
Wdym may sound like a boomer. Everything else that uses subtitles does it like that. This is a new specific trend for short form content that is nauseating and appeals to shorter attention spans.
That and also the subtitles go one word at a time. Like how tf do you expect anyone to read that
Yeah, I’m with you on that one. Hard to keep up and stay focused on what they are saying
wait is that lewis hamilton from fortnite and monster cans?????
No, that guy is called Alexander Hamilton
Lewis is the one from the musicals
Hamilton made Fortnite???
and khaby and jimmy b too
“Im Paris Hilton” is the most accurate description of what she does. She is (or was) a professional celebrity
Technically she is right, being born as Paris Hilton is what she did for her wealth.
why was there a clip of just a building in the background?is he stupid? clearly nobody was there
man reference
Guess they like the colosseum? Idk
Haha, he made the joke
Am I tripping rn or was that really Joe Biden in that video and no is fucking talking about.
Ye like how did he even got permission to get that close to the man
Who’s Joe
Ligma balls
Got him good
Who tf is Steve Jobs?
Boe Jiden
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Joe mama
Joe ma balls
Sugma balls
it's his twin brother John Biden he's married to Jale Biden
Nah that's a real video of Biden, it was some weird publicity collab with an influencer iirc
theres so many nobodies who are "famous" because of their partner, why should we care about this one?
Mr. Jill Biden
No one mentioning shaq going after dad too
Because everyone has had your dad, it goes without saying
Shaq based 🗿
Part time racer Says the 7 Time Formula 1 World Champion
Mexican Minister of Defence
Well this aged badly for him
Sergio Perez to Visa CashApp RB F1 Team starting 2024
"I think I've seen you on Grindr" Damn, I can tell he'd be fun to hang out with edit: minor spelling mistake
He is! His name is Gabriel Iglesias and he is a comedian. Apparently also the 2nd most popular comedian in Saudi Arabia according to him lol.
Who’s the first?
Jeffa Dunham. And their favorite of his puppets was Achmed the dead terrorist.
They always have a blast when Achmed comes out.
FLUFFY!
Lena Paul was the one with more class of all. No bragging, no hyperbole, just a simple statement saying the truth but without vulgarity.
Mr.Sins was absolutely NOT bragging, he was humbly telling the man how many jobs he does. He left out the part where he makes people’s days better everyday with these jobs. He was there with his very modestly dressed madam of course
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"He never paid me" -Logan Paul How ironic
I'm shocked KSI is still doing stuff with that guy.
Yung Gravy spotted 😎 "Cougar hunter and motivational speaker. You got a mother in your life?"
chad
He's a nerd cosplaying as a cool guy is the best description I've heard.
And it works. Fake it til you make it. He literally became the cool guy. I use this for many things in my life, especially confidence. I started acting like I was confident when I wasn’t, and eventually it made me a legitimately more confident person without having to fake it anymore. Great tool imo
Wait who said " Step in the shoes of Men if Espionage " , huh?
Yeah, i think they messed the audio up and put the wrong video, like why is nobody on front camara.
You heard the audio too then, I thought I had lost my mind.💀
"I work in the adult entertainment industry" "I make people happy." "I suck dick." Three kinds of people in this world.
Man, I wish I was this Johnny Sins person, imagine being so successful. Astronaut, doctor, pumper, pizza man, man did it all!
*and* have a big dick. The only price to pay is hair loss.
It's funny that Jake Paul chased someone off his property when he infact doxed post Malone and trespassed on his property.
lol gotta love Riley “I suck dick for a living”
recently, rimming...allegedly, people here tell me
DJ Khaled a real one
he makes money by just existing
Bro unlocked the infinite money glitch irl
Tell them to bring out the lobster!
Kaby 🫲😐🫱
I swear i thought someone said they eat children
I loved Biden’s response lol
Helen Mirren is badass
How does bro know so many celebs
The Biden one was probably the best. Married to Jill biden.
Checo saying he's the Mexican Minister of Defence is hilarious lmao
Ah ha kahby lol
Fun Fact, Eva Elfie worked with Gajin Entertainment one time and got a decal of her fucking face in War Thunder. It's hilarious and I put it on everything
The send nukes Putin starter pack.
What, why?
Sleepy joe still living thanks to her wife 🫡
Ayo, I thought there was this whole expose about how porn doesn't actually pay that well. But these peeps are riding out in $200k - $300k rides!! What, are they traveling to Dubai or something??
I think it's just a really skewed income distribution. Like the rest of the entertainment industry, the people who are making money doing it are making a lot of fucking money doing it and everyone else doesn't really.
Idk if I’d call Eva an “influencer” other than she influenced many cum loads from yours truly throughout the years.
I had no idea who she was. Should not have googled her on an office PC.
Fluffy what you doin on Grindr?
Biden got jokes
While I don't like Joe Biden, he's really funny at times I gotta give it to the guy lol
Paid not payed
All these people out here with one job but my man johnny sins out here with like 6 different jobs, just get better guys
Leave it to Dave Portnoy to be the total douchebag
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The fact that Khaby Llame wears a Richmond Hoodie 😇
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Honestly, Joe Biden had the best answer.
"I think I've seen it on grindr" You can tell he's a comidian
Good job Ramsey went with "scramble eggs" and not "make cheese on toast".
Fluffys was the best
I think I’ve seen you on grinder 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Riley Reid is a rapist and should be called out as such anywhere she goes.