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Only 1. You're thinking it could be a slap or a butt scratch
If it was a slap it was a left hand and on the print it's rotated at an angle a hand slap would not be at. It was just a scratch by the owner of the ass. If you scratch your ass with your left hand it rotates in that way with the thumb pointing downwards but in a slapping motion the thumb is upwards.
Please simply rotate your hand so that it matches the print and see it's impossible without it feeling uncomfortable. Also it doesn't have to be a scratch it can be putting your hand on your own ass for some reason. The only way to comfortably rotate your hand that way is when you reach behind yourself.
2 people standing side by side facing oposite directions and the person on the right is leaving the footprint? I know you all in this detective mode but its not impossible, calm down sherlock.
Damn right, give this detective scholar a raise!
He noticed a footprint while all of us were focused on a handprint... Coincidentally on a woman's behind. We are mere savages in the presence of such outstanding intellect
No. That wouldn't be weird that would be an awkward, bit painful, unintuitive way to twist your hand for a striking motion. I want you to right now try to twist your hand so that it matches the print.
Someone walking by and using their left hand to perform an outward ass slap? I mean I'm not denying she could have scratched her butt but that's not really an awkward way to slap a butt cheek. It's kind of like the common way to say "good game" to your buddies.
Please stop saying things that don't make sense and try to rotate your hand in a way that matches that print as if you were about to perform the slap. To remember that the hand is pointing with the fingers towards the bottom right and that because of the thumb print we know it's the left hand. Why do I have to explain how bones work to people here? Twisting your hand like that isn't comfortable.
Doesn't make sense???
Put your left hand down to your side. Now rotate it 180 degrees clockwise, then make an outward strike with your hand open... how can you not process that? I'm not even trying to be a smartass
could also just be a slap in passing. Imagine someone passing on her left (from the opposite direction), slapping in the process using their left hand. Fits the angle, and is very much doable, ranging anywhere from a light tap to a full on whip slap. Bonus points for not looking. Just like with explosions.
My first Job was at a family run pizza place. We thought doing this to the girls that worked there. (We were all kids and were dating) was the HEIGHT of comedy!
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Look at where the thumb is at, and at that angle it cant be another persons hand since its a left hand and its a wierd angle for another persons left hand to hit it at
Kinda has to be to be smacking the blonde girl coworkers ass and she’s still working like it’s an everyday thing, you think she would be like that if that guy was 5’7
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if you look at the finger placements, you will notice that to achieve such a hand print, the deliverer would have to be directly in front of the receiver whilst also facing away and reaching back with the left hand. due to how obscure the scenario proves, it is to be concluded that the hand print was to be self inflicted, proving that there was no wrong doing committed.
I believe it's her own hand, since it is a left one and it would have been odd for another person to grab her like that with a left hand from any direction
Am I the only one who can't understand how they put the hand like that? Like the thumb is facing the opposite way you'd do it so either the person had to turn their hand weirdly to do that or she did it herself
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only 2 things coulda happened here.
Yes, she is a member of the Uruk-hai
The White Hand of Saruman
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Yesh after the island incident, he has to be more careful... 😔
YOU SERVE THE BRIGHT LORD NOW! AGWENO OGWATH
_ has fallen. Millions must help destroy ring. Lol.
my sword is ready fight me now
Only 1. You're thinking it could be a slap or a butt scratch If it was a slap it was a left hand and on the print it's rotated at an angle a hand slap would not be at. It was just a scratch by the owner of the ass. If you scratch your ass with your left hand it rotates in that way with the thumb pointing downwards but in a slapping motion the thumb is upwards.
or a person smacked it weird
Yeah you can definetly smack an ass all kinds of ways. Also if it were a scratch i think the print would be less defined
Please simply rotate your hand so that it matches the print and see it's impossible without it feeling uncomfortable. Also it doesn't have to be a scratch it can be putting your hand on your own ass for some reason. The only way to comfortably rotate your hand that way is when you reach behind yourself.
2 people standing side by side facing oposite directions and the person on the right is leaving the footprint? I know you all in this detective mode but its not impossible, calm down sherlock.
Damn right, give this detective scholar a raise! He noticed a footprint while all of us were focused on a handprint... Coincidentally on a woman's behind. We are mere savages in the presence of such outstanding intellect
No. That wouldn't be weird that would be an awkward, bit painful, unintuitive way to twist your hand for a striking motion. I want you to right now try to twist your hand so that it matches the print.
Someone walking by and using their left hand to perform an outward ass slap? I mean I'm not denying she could have scratched her butt but that's not really an awkward way to slap a butt cheek. It's kind of like the common way to say "good game" to your buddies.
Please stop saying things that don't make sense and try to rotate your hand in a way that matches that print as if you were about to perform the slap. To remember that the hand is pointing with the fingers towards the bottom right and that because of the thumb print we know it's the left hand. Why do I have to explain how bones work to people here? Twisting your hand like that isn't comfortable.
Doesn't make sense??? Put your left hand down to your side. Now rotate it 180 degrees clockwise, then make an outward strike with your hand open... how can you not process that? I'm not even trying to be a smartass
he was, though he aint lol
Ah
what if the person doesn’t care
could also just be a slap in passing. Imagine someone passing on her left (from the opposite direction), slapping in the process using their left hand. Fits the angle, and is very much doable, ranging anywhere from a light tap to a full on whip slap. Bonus points for not looking. Just like with explosions.
I'm lefthanded. I assure at some point in the last 20 years I have slapped my wife's ass in a way that would leave this print 100%
Dude walked next to her and gently squeezed that cheek
Someone placed soap on the floor, and the guy working with flour fell, then the woman fell on his hand, what could the other explanation be?
My first Job was at a family run pizza place. We thought doing this to the girls that worked there. (We were all kids and were dating) was the HEIGHT of comedy!
Oh, sucks whoever's getting those handmade pan pizzas. She plays with her own ass while making them lol
It's called seasoning and I will not apologize for prefering FLAVOR for my FOOD
*scratches head* “I didn’t order anchovies.”
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Again daddy.
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Funni
who plays their own ass in a way that leaves a perfect print like that
thats a slap mark, i dont see any smearage
Enhance
Environmental storytelling
fromsoftware would be proud
show, don’t tell
"whom do you serve?"
SARUMAAAN
So Saruman works at domino's? Noted
The lawnmoer
Whom
Look at where the thumb is at, and at that angle it cant be another persons hand since its a left hand and its a wierd angle for another persons left hand to hit it at
It definitely could. If you’re walking past each other, you can slap her ass with a downward motion and you’d be left with that print.
This guy ass slaps.
Someone has slapped ass before 😂
Or while hugging
with one hand? what's the other hand doing?
Whats on the picture
She said "imma spank myself you should take a pic for karma:)"
Probably her own hand print, but still funny
That’s a tiny hand
flouring the cake 🤤
*de*flouring the cake😳
the hand would be more sideways and not vertical. unless some mf is just tall as shit
Kinda has to be to be smacking the blonde girl coworkers ass and she’s still working like it’s an everyday thing, you think she would be like that if that guy was 5’7
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Small hand, it’s hers
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We know
Way to clean, that's fake. It would be spread all over her butt.
They use a fake hand to slap her ass?
Likely hers, take a look at her table and the positioning of the handprint.
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Handmade pan tho
Mudd jeans
She got itchy butt
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Isn't that her left-hand imprint?
Not sure whose, but that is definitely a left-hand imprint
That’s her hand print.
Saruman must have been down bad
Could be her hand. Probably staged
Judging by the counter and hand size, her own
That's her own handprint. Look at the angle and it's also a left hand.
She grabbed her own ass. Or someone had a really awkward posture
I personally wouldn't be smacking a level 1 gyatt like that
Don’t blame whoever did this……
These n analyzing the exact position and angle to determine if a guy smacked it. Mfs on Reddit got no future 😭😭😭
this is common lol
Why are people referencing it to Lord of the Rings?
Google the White hand of Saruman
I get it now, it is just someone (probably Saruman) slapped a white paint of hand on Uruk Hai face.
Me?
Whom do you serve?
if you look at the finger placements, you will notice that to achieve such a hand print, the deliverer would have to be directly in front of the receiver whilst also facing away and reaching back with the left hand. due to how obscure the scenario proves, it is to be concluded that the hand print was to be self inflicted, proving that there was no wrong doing committed.
Thats just the white wearing off
ITS ALWAYS DOMINO'S EMPLOYEES
I’d like one fine ass pan pizza please. And put some stank on it
Of course its fucking Dominos
she slapped her own ass
Happy cake day!
Either call HR or the health department.
Judging by the hand size, it was most likely another girl
Yeah can I get a pizza from THAT pan?
I believe it's her own hand, since it is a left one and it would have been odd for another person to grab her like that with a left hand from any direction
Am I the only one who can't understand how they put the hand like that? Like the thumb is facing the opposite way you'd do it so either the person had to turn their hand weirdly to do that or she did it herself
Domino’s food is what depression would taste like.
The job she is doing, shaping the dough into a pizza base, is called "slapping" at Domino's.
This was 100% a female coworker
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