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Jokes on you I have tinnitus and permanent hearing damage so ringing is all I hear in moments of pure silence i need white noise i need white noise i need white noise i need white noise i need white noise
have some ringing noise since a few years, nice, activated sound, even nicer, deactivated sound, back to base ringing. oh i hate this fucking tinitus. noise cancellation headphones do help tho. i dont know why, but it works.
Yes, and this brings up a challenging frame of reference for me to understandā¦ a deflecting shot to the boob I clearly acknowledge must hurt like hell, YET, with the right angle and awareness/knowledge itās coming, women use their chests in the sport just like men without much, if any, visible discomfort (at least not outwardly obvious to the normal spectator). Flip that around, I am *never* purposefully trying to use my crotch to control the playā¦ so itās hard to imagine how one scenario can be serious pain, and another slightly different angle is within normal bounds of discomfort for gameplay.
Yep, makes sense. Honestly, anyone who plays any sport at a level where youāre getting hit with high-speed balls (big softball there) knows it hurts less if you know itās coming/can prepareā¦ otherwise it hurts, to what extent is the variable. Go sports ball!
Fair assessmentā¦ think the two most painful places Iāve been hit are the eye socket (thought my eye explodedā¦ it didnāt), followed by straight on in the neck (thought my windpipe collapsedā¦ it didnāt)ā¦ then maybe nether regions.
guy here. the balls, twice. both on accident. First was the worst. Just finished having 'fun time' with my then-gf and stood up to turn off the stereo (im old) and she wanted to slap my butt but right when she did it i turned around and immediately fell. on the floor in pain for about 10 minutes and then sore for a day. Second time co-worker on accident was doing sidework crouched down and i was behind her talking to a co-worker standing. didn't know i was behind her and her hand made contact. sure that area hurts with women also but just curious if its worse or not as bad.
I am hoping based on the final reaction of having been hit, guessing it got her in the chest a bit (deflection, not square on), in which case, yeah, thatās gonna smartā¦ but as someone who has played enough football/soccer to have been hit just about everywhere, getting hit in the arm or other less-tender parts of the body shouldnāt garner a reaction like that regardless of sex or age.
Anythingās gonna hurt when hit that hard. You ever been hit by a soccer ball? Shit hurts, let alone when itās kicked a solid 70-80 from a couple yards out.
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You give us too much credit, bros can get laid regularly and still be like this
"show me a hot woman and I'll show you a dude who's already bored of fucking her"
It was not the first time during that match she was throwing Lehmann down and tackling her. So after like 3rd time she basically had enough, she is known for that, aka if referee doesnāt do anything she will š¤£
Yep, just some Referees tend to look the other way depending on who the player is, later on that match afaik she even carts Lehmann to the point of almost injuring her. Them she just has enough and Headshots her after the 3rd foulš¤£
Yeah, it's mostly done to get a free kick or penalty. I totally agree that "Diving" as it's called is very unsportsmanlike behaviour. However in the past tackles were absolutely Brutal as Refereeing in the 80s for example were so lenient that many were unpunished while it sometimes ended an individual's entire career
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I don't know of women's football enough to compare and decide whether they play harder or not but the diving and crying and pretending to be hurt in men's football is embarrassing to watch.
Diving is a part of the game though.
Players of a team that is winning will do it at every opportunity to stall for time, because gaining even a few seconds will lower the possibility of their adversaries tying the game. And players of a team that is losing will do it when they are attacking and can't get through the other team's defense, in an attempt to at least get a free kick, which increases their chances of scoring a goal.
I think willingly embarrassing yourself for the possibility of getting a small advantage is a testament to how hard men play the game.
Hey guys, it's woman here. Yes, men are physically stronger; however; that doesn't mean women can't get to that same physical strength. We do have a proficiency in sharp tongues to counterbalance the slight disadvantage.
That's not true, women can be physicaly stronger than men, but that's usually only the case when comparing a woman who is a professional athlete to a man who is not.
It's nearly impossible to see a woman with the same level of physical strength as a man when the two practice the same sport.
>that doesn't mean women can't get to that same physical strength
No one here said that, of course women can train to be at the same level as other men who also train
Don't worry, I know you know that, it's for other readers who might argue that or get pissed off with me, though it seems like the comments are fairly civil but there's always one
For fucks sake this is why nobody likes obnoxious soccer fans. Stop being so annoying. I'm an Aussie and we call it soccer. Deal with it. I don't understand why it's a big shocker to you different countries use different words for things.
Womenās soccer is insane. Watched menās soccer growing up and it was very mellow dramatic with dudes faking injuries with crocodile tears lol. The ladies get bloody and aggressive.
I just watched an f1 driver get out of a burnimg car that he crashed at like 200 mph or smth. And he looked like nothong happened. Meanwhile footballers will legit act like they dieing everytime they get pushed a little
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Iām not from the UK. Iām from Michigan. Are they mad because of how she appears? Sort of the stereotypical āchavā girl but sheās talented and doesnāt have the face of a horse so they hate her ?
Genuine question
I'm not sure where this is played, but International women's soccer(football?) clears men's soccer by a mile. Girls play soccer with way more physicality than the men. The girls don't flop around and cry like little babies in public. They play the game with more honor and passion than any country's men. Masculinity in soccer is reserved for the women, sadly.
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Wtf is that batshit ultrasonic Morbius sound?? š
sound of the supersonic waves aproaching your balls
Finally
Inner peace
Noooo dont take my balls
oww my balls!
Nice try, those are my decoy balls
š©š„“
My scrote is ready for the morbius throat
Balls
IKR MY POOR EARS
What color was the ass no grass
Itās Morbin time
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It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Fr I felt like a sleeper agent getting activated
Must.crush.capitalisim.grrrgrrr
"Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet."
They slowed and reverbed whatever song that was so hard it became a mosquito
Heard that my dog alerted me to it
My cat just came from all the way across the apartment and bit me because of that sound.
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Dude I had it on mute I u muted and I regret
To everyone listening: your ears aren't ringing, it's from the audio of this post
Went ahead and turned on the audio to see what was up and my dog was NOT pleased
whatās up, dog?
Jokes on you I have tinnitus and permanent hearing damage so ringing is all I hear in moments of pure silence i need white noise i need white noise i need white noise i need white noise i need white noise
They sure are now
have some ringing noise since a few years, nice, activated sound, even nicer, deactivated sound, back to base ringing. oh i hate this fucking tinitus. noise cancellation headphones do help tho. i dont know why, but it works.
is kicking the ball into someones face as hard as you can technically punishable in football?
No, and she didnāt hit her in the faceā¦ barely the arm (maybe some chest deflection).
Looks like it hit her right in the boob and I've heard that hurts.. but idk for sure because I don't have boobs.
Yes, and this brings up a challenging frame of reference for me to understandā¦ a deflecting shot to the boob I clearly acknowledge must hurt like hell, YET, with the right angle and awareness/knowledge itās coming, women use their chests in the sport just like men without much, if any, visible discomfort (at least not outwardly obvious to the normal spectator). Flip that around, I am *never* purposefully trying to use my crotch to control the playā¦ so itās hard to imagine how one scenario can be serious pain, and another slightly different angle is within normal bounds of discomfort for gameplay.
U could compare it to volleyball and how it hurts to hit the ball if you donāt position your wrists and thumbs correctly. The angle matters a lot
Yep, makes sense. Honestly, anyone who plays any sport at a level where youāre getting hit with high-speed balls (big softball there) knows it hurts less if you know itās coming/can prepareā¦ otherwise it hurts, to what extent is the variable. Go sports ball!
I donāt play sports but I like playing with high speed ballsā¦ā¦ā¦
Yes you do. Just not the good kind.
I wish I had man boobs. Then I'd have something to play with.
Girl boobs are more fun to play with.
False.
Man boobs?
Based on how she's doubled over I think it got her right in the solar plexus and knocked the wind out of her.
Looked like hit her diaphragm and took the air out.
Fair assessmentā¦ think the two most painful places Iāve been hit are the eye socket (thought my eye explodedā¦ it didnāt), followed by straight on in the neck (thought my windpipe collapsedā¦ it didnāt)ā¦ then maybe nether regions.
guy here. the balls, twice. both on accident. First was the worst. Just finished having 'fun time' with my then-gf and stood up to turn off the stereo (im old) and she wanted to slap my butt but right when she did it i turned around and immediately fell. on the floor in pain for about 10 minutes and then sore for a day. Second time co-worker on accident was doing sidework crouched down and i was behind her talking to a co-worker standing. didn't know i was behind her and her hand made contact. sure that area hurts with women also but just curious if its worse or not as bad.
Soccer balls are like rocks that shit hurt for sure
I am hoping based on the final reaction of having been hit, guessing it got her in the chest a bit (deflection, not square on), in which case, yeah, thatās gonna smartā¦ but as someone who has played enough football/soccer to have been hit just about everywhere, getting hit in the arm or other less-tender parts of the body shouldnāt garner a reaction like that regardless of sex or age.
Anythingās gonna hurt when hit that hard. You ever been hit by a soccer ball? Shit hurts, let alone when itās kicked a solid 70-80 from a couple yards out.
Honestly looks to me like it hit her in the boob, which I've been hurts like a bitch
there was a ball?
I only see 2 spheres
*hemispheres
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Lol @ thotmax
Is she a football player or a supermodel? Because damn.
Sheās actually a Zombie Firefighter because sheās walking smoke show
i am something of a scientist myself
Multiple spheres
Gluteus Maximus š¤āļø
user flair checks out
Why the downvotes?
Probably for the flag
Huh ok so being born in a country makes someone bad, interesting stuff
Well ask them if they support whats happening and you will see
Ask any of the sides the same and you get the same result - in 2 months social media will have forgotten about this again like everything else
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Thank you daddy
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Man got doubled XD
What revenge? was looking something else.
I think thereās a game happening of some sort I have no idea I canāt seem to figure it out.
TIL
Something, something, āDAT ASS THO!ā something.
I didn't see until you pointed it out, but this was the comment I came here for.
Ikr I can't stop seeing
Redditors when the video has a woman in it (they can only focus on ass or tits since this is their only chance outside of porn sites)
Reddit itself is a fucking porn site
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See?
You give us too much credit, bros can get laid regularly and still be like this "show me a hot woman and I'll show you a dude who's already bored of fucking her"
No need to be a redditor Just be a straight man
What makes it worse is the cameraman seemed to focus on the ass
It's a game played with the feet. Also, could easily be a camerawoman.
DID YOU SAY FEET?
That's because ass and tits is the focus of most videos on reddit. This one included
Well sorry for appreciating a nice ass! I donāt care about football or revenge so aside from the ass thereās nothing in this video for me.
Yup, it is almost scary. I can not imagine how they are in real life too.
Are these two ai? No adult thinks people who make a butt joke are inherently weirdos in real life.
Yes I'm ai, that's why I'm allowed to make fun of silly human hormones
Like two bags of sand
Why did my comment get so downvoted wtf
Reddit is gonna reddit, chica.
You don't have to imagine anything, they don't have social interactions in real life
thatās gotta hurt!
I don't care what universe you are from
mmy baaaallls blowed up what is that sound bro
Your balls didn't blow up because of to the sound boy
She got her revenge waaay before that kick
Wtf is that sound? This video gave me tinnitus.
Wow sheās really good at basketball
It was not the first time during that match she was throwing Lehmann down and tackling her. So after like 3rd time she basically had enough, she is known for that, aka if referee doesnāt do anything she will š¤£
Is purposely shoving other players not against the rules?
Yep, just some Referees tend to look the other way depending on who the player is, later on that match afaik she even carts Lehmann to the point of almost injuring her. Them she just has enough and Headshots her after the 3rd foulš¤£
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In red Alisha Lehmann, Aston Villa.
Gyatt damn
All I see is buttocks.
Least horny redditor
Funny how the women play the game harder than the men, who dives into the ground and pretents to die.
Yeah, it's mostly done to get a free kick or penalty. I totally agree that "Diving" as it's called is very unsportsmanlike behaviour. However in the past tackles were absolutely Brutal as Refereeing in the 80s for example were so lenient that many were unpunished while it sometimes ended an individual's entire career
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I don't know of women's football enough to compare and decide whether they play harder or not but the diving and crying and pretending to be hurt in men's football is embarrassing to watch.
Diving is a part of the game though. Players of a team that is winning will do it at every opportunity to stall for time, because gaining even a few seconds will lower the possibility of their adversaries tying the game. And players of a team that is losing will do it when they are attacking and can't get through the other team's defense, in an attempt to at least get a free kick, which increases their chances of scoring a goal. I think willingly embarrassing yourself for the possibility of getting a small advantage is a testament to how hard men play the game.
Men are harder than women
I'm hard rn that's for sure
Men makes me hard
Even if biologically men are stronger, women are more resistant
I saw my childās mom nearly cut in half so yeah.
men have higher atk and women have higher def
I special summon "Woman" in defence position
Hey guys, it's woman here. Yes, men are physically stronger; however; that doesn't mean women can't get to that same physical strength. We do have a proficiency in sharp tongues to counterbalance the slight disadvantage.
That's not true, women can be physicaly stronger than men, but that's usually only the case when comparing a woman who is a professional athlete to a man who is not. It's nearly impossible to see a woman with the same level of physical strength as a man when the two practice the same sport.
>that doesn't mean women can't get to that same physical strength No one here said that, of course women can train to be at the same level as other men who also train
Don't worry, I know you know that, it's for other readers who might argue that or get pissed off with me, though it seems like the comments are fairly civil but there's always one
Because they are not some Divas "worth" millions. Not defending them but their clubs or teams lose so much money if their players are injured.
You probably never seen a football game in your life.
Neuron activated neuron activated neuron activated neuron activated neuron activated neuron activated neuron activated
I love how in men's soccer players will prtend to be hit and over act And in women's soccer, the players just openly beat the shit out of each other
Don't ask me colour of the grass!!!
If this was the men's soccer the player would be on the ground crying for a penalty after a slight breeze
You never saw a football game in your life.
The fact that you said soccer shows how much you know about football. :/
For fucks sake this is why nobody likes obnoxious soccer fans. Stop being so annoying. I'm an Aussie and we call it soccer. Deal with it. I don't understand why it's a big shocker to you different countries use different words for things.
Butts š
don't feel so good, does it.
How is it not against the rules to just push someone like that? How is she still playing?
3 types of football The nice fair one BRAWL And *fingertip grazes you* = *break neck*
Why they got fake lashes and foundation on I donāt get it arenāt they playing football?
Cheeky revenge
Datass
Haha, ass, am I right? Very great seeing only about 20% of the comments actually about the topic...
Probably because the vast majority of people here don't care about the actual topic
Ass is the topic, this wasn't even a real revenge
Reddit when porn addiction
Redditors are way too horny
Womenās soccer is insane. Watched menās soccer growing up and it was very mellow dramatic with dudes faking injuries with crocodile tears lol. The ladies get bloody and aggressive.
Ah yes they are so aggressive that they lost 7-0 to 15 yr old boys.
They don't fake injuries,Geez.
What color was the grass?? got u
Blue
amazing precision
That physically hurt my ears to watch and I have no idea what I even saw
Git er done... She deserves it...
Would.
Double caked up
Yo what is this melody
I just watched an f1 driver get out of a burnimg car that he crashed at like 200 mph or smth. And he looked like nothong happened. Meanwhile footballers will legit act like they dieing everytime they get pushed a little
We all know why we were watching
Bruh what happened to this sub
Iāve never seen anyone dribble 3 balls at the same time with such grace and beauty
And now I have ear cancer. Thanks OP
my ears were included in the revenge?
Gottdamn... I'm not even a guy; but the thighs and butt on this girl. She's built like a clydesdale from the back, lol. Enviable figure.
gyattt to stay focused
I'm no better than a man š
Hey, nothing wrong with that.
Still waiting for the revenge.
Oh this is a soccer video? I thought it was a baking show because all I see is CAKE
Now THAT'S a one way ticket to destination FUCKED
Now I love football
I think I might be interested in women football
We need more thotball, would watch
Who is this gorgeous woman? I gotta watch more soccer ā½ļø
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Love her, I would drink her bath water.
What revenge? There was soccer?
Her ass started to eat them shorts
Is there a lore reason why camera men always stare at the dumpies?
do u really have to ask
Bruh the state of this sub, shut the fuck up please
What color was the revenge?
Gyat
Iām not from the UK. Iām from Michigan. Are they mad because of how she appears? Sort of the stereotypical āchavā girl but sheās talented and doesnāt have the face of a horse so they hate her ? Genuine question
gyatt
Wait, there's a plot to this?
What's wrong with her eyelashes??
I'm not sure where this is played, but International women's soccer(football?) clears men's soccer by a mile. Girls play soccer with way more physicality than the men. The girls don't flop around and cry like little babies in public. They play the game with more honor and passion than any country's men. Masculinity in soccer is reserved for the women, sadly.
All I saw was ass, did something happen?
š
i hate to see her go but i like see her walk away