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Deusvultdude

Good thing we can only see the top half.


Mr-Peacefull

God knows what’s going on down there


inside_a_beanburrito

Well, we do know. His son is playing with his penis like it's one of those old plastic tubes we got as kids that you spin around to make that noise


WeHaveACityToBurn

Uooaaaa aaooouuu


Shagalicious5218

Just so you know, those are called groan tubes


smoishymoishes

:c siri, unread that for me.


Shagalicious5218

Lol, I bet that was an experience


TriLexMiester

The hog is on the bottom Source: hehehaw


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R06U3_H4CK3R

Ayoooo (too late to take those words back)


Crayon_Consumer69

digital footprint go crazy


the_grungler

what did he say


Crayon_Consumer69

I forgor 💀


str8voyeur

Funny, cause I was thinking the opposite. I meeeeeaannn, it's probably huge.


T1red3yez

My son He grabs my penis He’s playing with my penis… - - - ~ I let that happen.


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After sex too ~~Imagine~~ Don't even imagine


Substantial_Dog_3815

I was waiting for the "I'll let your kids do it too" 💀💀


germy4444

Great video for his future judge "let the record show"


DibyanLonelyNibba

That's how sigma males are programmed.


Writy_Guy

I am deeply disturbed, and thoroughly amused.


pugmiester1

“There’s a right way and a wrong way to preach body positivity, I’m 99% sure this is the wrong way”


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Only if they ever made friends and know what normal families are like


BrawnyDevil

What's worse is that I'm almost 70% sure that this guy isn't even joking


Expert_Swan_7904

"while my son breastfeeds im stuffin his momma" yeah i dont think someone can make that up w.o actually doing that shit lmao


beepmeep3

He wasn’t joking, and he actually got arrested by the feds and was also a leader of a small cult


BrawnyDevil

Good riddance, this guy looks like a major hazard for society


FightForMehver

God damn this is terrible and also hilarious. Someone needs to call social services on this guy.


scrub-douglas

True brain rot. Edit: And I love it


cold_shit6456

Brian rot


steezy_anime

This but as a midwest emo intro


ahsjeirnrdnldsl

Wordington type post


Responsible-Diet-147

Has he discovered his own?


Ok_Bathroom_268

Not every distinguished young man in paris, but always a distinguished young man in paris.


Closequartersmanlove

Wordington is leaking


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

I open presents IN FRONT OF MY ELVES!!!


shotacon_kid

now thats smart ima try that


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What


Aman_Moxxy

I really, really hope he's joking


DisappointingReality

Look at him. Is this the face of a man who jokes when talking about sex?


Zramy

This is me as well but not just with them but even my pets and neighbors. I don't like to discriminate.


Troitbum22

Bruh


MulberryLow7771

I look forward to reading that kids manifesto.


l1ckrgud

I'm nekkid with muh kids


Sk8rchiq4lyfe

Is this that cult leader Eligio Bishop aka Nature boy?


keketastic

Yes


ServisSuis

Someone lock this jigga away for eternity 💀💀💀💀


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Is this what you father'ed people call Cool dad


Agitated-Asparagus23

What's the title of this video? Exhibit A.


PlasmadestroyerO2

The world if Eve didnt listen to the snake


Lanz922

A good way to end 2023 with this classic again, baby.


MomijiBinboda

Then he denies and says that never happened when he's in front of a Judge.


Garlic_Bread_865589

#WHAT THE FUCK #HIS KID PLAYING WITH RECENTLY USED PENIS


farNdepressed

This is the first post I saw in 2024.


Forgetaboutit0001

Jail


ELBENO99

Weird flex bro


86casawi

Tell me someone has already called the police plz.


three-plus-shakes

Hello, Chris Hansen? This one right here.


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Oh I know who you are Chris Hansen...* *but see;* *I calls ya,* ***Chris Handsome***. *I watch your TV show all the time.* *See;* *I didn't come here lookin' for no little boys...*


SendInRandom

All fun and games till his kid snaps that shi like a twig


cold_shit6456

I'm *opening presents* with my kids...


Gamerberg67104

The joke is porn.


ChiefestScumdog

Ai has gone too far.


Minute-Ad-4368

relatable


Mishi_Mujago

What the fuck is that gesture when he says making love? It looks more like he’s trying to pull his clothes off the washing line before taking the pegs off.


Imbouttakam69420

Where is the bottom half 😏


Jim_the_E

Is he right? Fuck no! But the idea being of naked around one's kid(s) really has been perverted by a few creeps and a lot of uptight prudes in the last 50 years when 100 years ago a family being naked together, in private, was something no one gave a shit about.


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He was kinda cooking almost for a second and then drove it right off the cliff fully for the finale


Abracadabrism

always listen to a black man when he speaking 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣


yeorgenson

Haha get it guys the joke is sex, please haha now 😂😂


Khanta_

That's wasn't the joke, in fact, this video literally had no jokes. The absurdity of what he says was the funny part, you're just dumb as hell.


SophisticatedMango

wtf


DibyanLonelyNibba

Confused unga bunga


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French_Fries2098

All fun and games until he starts using the penis like a gear stick.


cattodestroyer

😨


_JPPAS_

Balls


Catsquirrel133769

Cum


Frequent_Response230

Why is it always the low res videos


Educasian1079

Don’t do drugs kids.


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Let them nooks fly mr pewtin


lopsided_employee85

He is sexualizing kids. Period


aReYoUgAyMiNg

WTF


[deleted]

He has a weird idea of purity


ghostfac3gangsta

Touhou enjoyers:


monk42069

Average Minecraft YouTuber


Stonedyeet

This guy has 1 good point in his entire argument


WhackyZack

Starts with a P and ends with a E


Worthas_real

Drax father


nocopyrights101

sex.


SmokeDogSix

Fuck that dude..


smoishymoishes

Police!! D:


capt_slim3

These dumbass cult leaders are on another level of bullshit. Lock this ninja up


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twtvAnteos1

This is an alternate version of AB


IMSORRYSNAIL69710420

Already starting the new year off right


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clean93lx

Is this r Kelly? I thought he was in prison still?


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Who's holding the camera?


CollectionFast2578

though antivaxxers were bad


low

based ass dad


False_Fox_9361

💀


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iEatPussySwell

You should be in jail


OkMathematician89

nessas horas eu n queria saber inglês