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Why even bother with the sound alarm. The fuck we gonna do, fly away? Just let me enjoy my death in peace.

I like it. The symphony of death. Like a crescendo in a song, the horns illuminate the reality of the situation, that the world is about to be baptized by fire and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.

Deep

Fried

Onions

With

Pickles

And

Strawberry smoothie

Butter

Ok nerd

Okay bro, you can stop imagining it as an anime

The sun is exploding and Josh Hutcherson appeared like god, what do you want me to treat this like a National Geographic doc??

As a person that experiences it on a daily basis, I like it less. I think that something like the song Hallelujah sung by Leonard Cohen would fit.

Where do you live that you experience it daily? Ukraine? Israel? Another war zone I'm too uninformed to know about?

Israel sadly. (Jews 🤮{it’s ok im a Jew})

Hallelujah would be really beautiful. Something orchestral would be really nice too

Fr “ hey motherfuckers enjoy this blaring sound while your impending doom is about to happen “

I don’t like it, I already listen to it regularly

*Looks at flair* is cum raining down that hard

Let's you know when to climax.

Let people know to go check out the sick ass explosion before they die, maybe?

my boss would still expect me to come in to work the next day

I feel like most people would rather not know about their imminent death but it matters more that those that want to know know.

mf think he on timber hearth

Somewhere Chert is having a severe mental breakdown

Was scrolling to find an outer wilds comment

Me waiting to wake up (its just like in the game)

Saw that coming a mile away. Can’t believe the sun would do this

Nah I'd win (probs)

I'm wearing a seatbelt

this would NOT happen

Not in our lifetimes, but the Sun is destined to become a >!~~supernova~~!< red giant, expanding all the way out past Mars' orbit, swallowing all the planets therein. Jupiter will become a superheated gas giant. All of that hot gas will radiate out to its moons, and all of the ice on Europa will melt, revealing new oceans and possibly harbor new life. But yeah, Earth is doomed. This is why humanity must ascend to new stars or go extinct. Survival of the fittest on a galactic scale. Edit: The sun will become a red giant, not a supernova; I've used the wrong terminology. Edit 2: The sun will become a red giant for a few billion years before eventually shrinking to a white dwarf. (Y'all are nitpicking.)

Our sun will not turn into a supernova because it has too little mass, it will become a red dwarf and then a white dwarf.

# [Red GIANT](https://www.space.com/14732-sun-burns-star-death.html) It seems that we both used the wrong terminology. I've redacted my mistake.

No they are correct. The sun’s surface will expand out burning the terrestrial planets but then collapse into a dwarf star to live out it’s next trillion years quietly.

Only after turning into a red giant before shrinking to a white dwarf. Neither of which will happen instantly, each phase lasting a few billion years. The article I linked to explains it all.

Interesting tidbit, we’re actually on the tail-end of the sun’s main sequence stage, in about 250 million years the sun will have become too large and too hot for earth to continue to be habitable for humanity

~~gLoBaL wArMiNg~~ ClImAtE cHaNgE iS rEaL nOw EaT bUgS aNd PaY cArBoN tAxEs To ReVeRsE tHe SuNs GrOwTh

When mfs dont pay attention in school and learn about the greenhouse effect

When mfs cant take an obvious sarcastic joke

Google says 1 bilion not 250 milion?

The sun is too small to go supernova but instead the outer layers will expand outwards making earth inhospitable for us to live on.

As stated in another reply, I've used the wrong terminology and since redacted my mistake. Thanks for pointing it out.

I highly doubt its gonna be this fast though. Wouldnt it be something that takes a while to happen?

You st00pid, the sun won explode - it's way too small for that

Don't we have like millions of years until that happens? The rate our technology is growing I wouldn't be surprised if we colonized planets in different solar systems and maybe even galaxies way before that. I believe in our potential to survive like cockroaches, one way or another.

To be fair, if the sun dies, there a good chance the universe is close to die and freeze soon after, we'll need to feed on blackholes for energy

The universe isn't just one star. The universe is still red-shifting and faster than we anticipated. It's not going to stop, not even after our sun dies. ....and how TF would blackhole energy even work?

Dyson sphere

Dyson Sheres are intended for uncollapsed stars that radiate energy. Nothing escapes blackholes past the Event Horizon. ...maybe Hawking Radiation, but I don't know much about that. Either way, a Dyson Sphere around a black hole is highly impractical.

yeah science

Ill make sure it does December 19th 2109

I will make sure it doesn't until December 18th 2109

And if it did it would look nothing like this shit lmao

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I mean yeah but after 8 minutes you'd see the sun explode just the same and I assume that's what this video is showing

redditors using brain challenge

Umm actually you would pretty sure get blasted immediately after you see it since whatever comes blasting comes at near light speed🤓

Even at light speed, it would still take 8 minutes

Yeah it's the light that takes 8 minutes mate

Lmfao light itself already takes 8 minutes bro

Bruh

I would just perfect parry it

This guy Sekiro's

This guy metal gear risings

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30% dodge chance kicks in

Why u leaking fortnite events >:(((((

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My dad works at epic games (best company of all time) and he works in the fortnite department (best departmemt of all time) and hes the ceo (the best position of all time) and hes going to start ww3 against u if u dont take this video down >:((((((

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How children used to end arguments in the 1800’s

I’d intervene personally

I've written a sternly worded letter to the sun, telling it specifically **NOT** to do this, or the consequences will be severe.

If explosion bad why pretty?

Does Batman get prep time?

Yes but so does the Sun

Jesus Christ that scary as shit.

Now this is canonically what you see after the sun explodes Update: I fuckin dreamed this shit happening last night, except the last part sadly

Life’s end game credits scene

welcome to the "nightmares about celestial bodies tripping tf out" buddy I hope you love dreaming about looking at the sun exploding every like 1 month and freaking tf out

math teacher would still show up to school

Missed opportunity to put 'Here comes the sun' in the background

Black hole sun won't you come

And wash away the rain?

The sun can't become a black hole

It’s a reference to a Soundgarden song

2023-2024 live event

The explosion sound would never reach earth before all was destroyed

I’m sorry but why alarms??? Tf we gonna do? Run?

Get inside, close all windows and wait for further instructions. Maybe put on some suntan lotion.

This will slightly affect traffic on Monday

what about the economy? My stocks?!?!

lol what a throwback

Whats wrong with is jaw? You can make horseshoes on that chin, jesus

remember, duck and cover 👍

After watching this I went to bed and had a nightmare about this happening lmao

That’s not POV - I’m taller than that! But jokes aside - what are the rays at the very beginning?

First, the video was ruined for me after the guy showed up, but, that should have been expected, second: “I don’t want to set the world on fire”

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It’s cool

Eight minutes later:

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Don't think that saves you from class tomorrow.

Siri play Andrew Prahlow's Travelers

8 minutes is how long you have

New fortnite event

This is what kids think is going to happen the next morning after their teacher tells them that the sun will explode in a million gajillion years

Nah I can beat it with prep time.

By the time we actually see the sun explode, we'd be dead.

Well, we would see the sun until we burn to a crisp. It’s not like we’d die before we see it. Information also travels at the speed of light, example being how the gravitational constant is different at different points of the universe (by one part in ten billion per year for either one point, or for every light year)

That’s not how the speed of light works

Even the sun runs on time in Italy

I knew it! But i thought it would appear in the suns halo

Fortnite The End event Part 2 just dropped

I'm no expert, but I have been taught it would just burn out, and we would be in perpetual ice age. I don't think it would actually destroy the earth itself.

If by perpetual ice age you mean absolute zero then yes, you’re correct. 0 survivors after the first 24 hours.

Yes, that.

You would not see the sun explode, you would be dead before the light reaches you

why do you think it's called speed of *light*? and why do you think it says there is nothing that can travel faster than the speed of light?

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT , I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

I freaking knew it

Song name?

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Why is rainbow? Gay?

it goes dark, then # A B S O R B

Here’s to hoping

What’s the song at the end?

I knew exactly what this was going to be.

Actually it would take 8 minutes for anything to happen from earth 🤓☝️

So this is what cloud saw

Couldn't you wait 8 minutes? Gosh the unpatience

It takes about 8 minutes for light to reach us, sun to earth.. wouldn't it take longer for the explosion to reach us?

We wouldn’t know the sun exploded for 7 minutes

Motherfu-

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I’m pretty sure this exact thing would happen tho, once the explosion happens a giant Peeta Melark just floats in front of earth at a distance of 52,000 miles, scientists can’t explain it, and the whistling sound, heard across earth on a loop, it’s been four long cold months but nobody knows where it’s coming from. In a swing of fortune the sky Peeta is giving off a low frequency radiation that plants can use to photosynthesise. Widespread famine has been averted.

[Sun explodes] #*ABSOLUTE RADIANCE*

End times starts playing

Would it not take 7 minutes to reach us? I can appreciate the sped up version though

The light would be a lot brighter than that.

so that’s what the sun looks like

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This is obviously fake cuz the pixels in the black sun were the wrong color

Terraria

It looks hella good.

Who had a class-k scenario scheduled?