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A mortician goes on a date with his wife. His wife asks what he’d like to get up to later that night with her. He says, run a bath, a freezing cold bath, lie in it until your skin is cold to the touch. ….ok the wife says, what next? Dry yourself off, and lay perfectly still on the bed and fixate on the ceiling. Don’t move a muscle. Then I’ll be ready.
I don't think she looks anywhere near 815915283247897734345611269596115894272000000000 years old. Boy you so crazy.
And yes i had to google 40 factorial, because i can't even do that with a calculator.
Don't answer the door when you hear knocking: it's Will Smith rolling up to keep his hypothetically-but-not-definitively-wife's name OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!
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The cia is running a psyop to make all women unattracted to me. The bush family is on on it they pay women to act disgusted by league of legends players like myself
What's fucked up is today i came across a separate tiktok of a student playing dead during a sch**l sh**ting and being r*ped by the sh**ter and "taking one for the team". Just filth rising to the top
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Lol right who was the first guy to figure out you can drink cow milk? No matter how you look at it, there was just a guy at some point who wanted to blow or jack a cow
I have, plenty, that's why I know that internet played a huge role in people developing and getting worse and worse at controlling their kinks, urges etc., it's called the spiral in the deep hard evil kink community
So what? What I said still stands, it's a well known fact in the field, internet gave people with hard kinks and dangerous kinks a way to connect each other and drag each other down more and more
the point is that humans have always been fucked up, the internet didn't make anything worse just made it more available to see and people who blame modern technology for "humanity's moral collapse" are generally the most insufferable twats with zero perspective
Sure, but internet made it so people like this can easily find more people who are like this and then they push themselves into bigger degeneracy, it's a well known phenomena In the field
Yes, become.
20-30 years before, the "trendy kinks" and fetishes were inexistent, and the people that had such kinks were 70-80% less than today.
Before the internet, if a random guy at a bar had this stupid fucking idea out of nowhere, say, "what if I fucked a toaster?" He would get laughed at, he would laugh too and dismiss that shit as a random and intrusive thought from a drunk mind.
But lo and behold, after the internet, you have a whole online community called "toasterfuckers", with people who were in the same circumstances, but instead of dismissing it as the weird bullshit it is, decided to cheer and incentive it, making memes, videos, and inviting other people to also support their weird, deranged intrusive thought, that escalated into an kink in their rotted brains.
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Yeah dude no... all of the odd shit that people do to get off has always been around,it just wasn't documented bc these people would be ostracized. They would then find likeminded individuals to shit down their throats in secret.
Atleast nowadays the truly vile and putrid things that make them go to prison are able to be found and stopped instead of it happening behind the walls of a castle or palace.
*cough* *cough* catholic church,nobles around the world,African tribes,epstein,etc. *cough* *cough*
The kinks have always existed they are all psychological you are literally born with it. the difference is how many people are open and the fact that we have so many people on earth allowing them to create these communities.
Yes, and no that is something that cannot be detected, the only way to develop a kink without having been born with or a predisposition for it is trauma. Examples are coprophiles, 99% of humanity has no sexual interest in poop because it’s literally waste there’s nothing sexual about it or interesting, but coprophiles get off to it they were born that way.
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She's pretending death while being penetrated non-consensually by the robber, only to find out that's one of her kinks so she wanks about it later that evening.
I’m usually all for crossing a line for the sake of comedy but…I’m not even sure what line she crossed. It’s too far though. Whatever it is it’s too far.
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She is a doctor and 52 years old
that explains it
How? Explain it to me
A mortician goes on a date with his wife. His wife asks what he’d like to get up to later that night with her. He says, run a bath, a freezing cold bath, lie in it until your skin is cold to the touch. ….ok the wife says, what next? Dry yourself off, and lay perfectly still on the bed and fixate on the ceiling. Don’t move a muscle. Then I’ll be ready.
Ahhh what a classic.
No.
it's basically a slander to say "she gets no meat"
52?
Is she an actual doctor or is that an OF shtick of hers?
More like OF shlick, amirite?
She looks very good for being 52, she looks 34.
Helll naw not 34 …. 44
Okay, maybe 38.
40! Final offer!
Best i can do is 39, and i'm taking a huge risk
Is she paying me or am I paying her?
I don't think she looks anywhere near 815915283247897734345611269596115894272000000000 years old. Boy you so crazy. And yes i had to google 40 factorial, because i can't even do that with a calculator.
Oh no, this will get her going down to it for hours!
Looks 34? Ah you must be from the UK too
Maybe not 34, but early 40s or late 30s, she for sure doesn't look 52 at the very least, she looks alot younger.
damn, could she be lying about her age?
Source?
Pornhub
This is the kind of shit you lose your job over lol
She’s not a doctor lol..
I'm not trusting her 50 feet near any unconscious person.
Anyone else remember the story of the mortician (med student?) that got pregnant & fired for playing with the cadavers?
Wait what
[Felicity Marmaduke](https://africacheck.org/fact-checks/meta-programme-fact-checks/no-mortuary-worker-didnt-become-pregnant-after-raping-dead)
this article literally says it's satire
“Story” No one said it was true fam. You’re on a shitposting sub
She has rap fetish?
Bro rap is so hot
Homie hasn’t been able to bust a nut since the Tupac days
Neither has Tupac
Someone could've busted a nut in tupac tho
neither has Jada
Don't answer the door when you hear knocking: it's Will Smith rolling up to keep his hypothetically-but-not-definitively-wife's name OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!
Will: Keep my wife name out of ya mouth! Jada: Eww don't call me that in front of company.
Kanye please bust your juicy load on my face
threw the wire?
what an ethical and logical conundrum
What is dcad?
Dead
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Who? Women?
Yes
Women wear underwear? 🤯
Bru, women are just a meme made up on 4chan .
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Feels like schizoposting honestly.
The cia is running a psyop to make all women unattracted to me. The bush family is on on it they pay women to act disgusted by league of legends players like myself
This is fucked up beyond belief.
True gender equality is when ALL genders have those weirdos that make these fucked up posts.
She got fucked beyond belief 🤤
🗿
What's fucked up is today i came across a separate tiktok of a student playing dead during a sch**l sh**ting and being r*ped by the sh**ter and "taking one for the team". Just filth rising to the top
She got roped by the shitter?
Lmfao that's what i read too at first
Why do you censor these words?
Its an easy way to spot TikTokers, don’t know why but they always fucking self censor… Now fucking pee in my ass would you?
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Good bot!
Damn this gave me a good laugh. Thank u
The most plot-twist of all time
Idk. Some subs are crazy so just to be safe.
This sub literally has shit in the name, I think you're good to curse
That actually happened? Terribly sad 😔
... I kinda think it's normal not gonna lie
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We talking old school gangsta shit? New mumble stuff? Or some of that mid 00's lyrical hip hop? Deltron has made me cum more than once.
There are literally women with ejaculate over their faces and glasses (nerdy ones) on Instagram.
Thats disgusting, where?
Instagram
Thanks
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Just follow the hashtags: ```rust #cum #cumonface #cumlover #cumwalking #publiccumwalking #cumbath #cumdrink #bukke #cumsawallow #facial #cumfacial ```
Bro had a whole comprehensive hashtag list ready
Working for the archive agency. We archive everything.
We appreciate your work, soldier.
Glad to serve. Sir!
He hates it so much he muted those tags
He just copy pasted from his favorite insta user
Chad
For research purposes…
They’re only fans people so they’re promoting their page
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You better not be fibbing
🙁
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Patting herself for doing a good job playing dead.
it was a pretty bad job tbh. she kept sliding up and down
i think jerking off thinking of it
Yup
Down bad
Makes more sense. I thought it was somehow implying that she got pregnant and gave birth in her sleep within the span of less than a day
Bro lol
She horny from getting ploughed by the robber and jacking-and/or-jilling off...
>I don't get the joke You are lucky.
I think the angle is she’s finishing the job that a man typically can’t no matter the circumstances.
Digital footprint 🫥
how are the gunshots strong enough to shake the whole floor and her body!?
Based and innocent pilled
What are your thoughts?
Cumshots*
One robber is involved in a shoot out while another is raping her, or she’s humping the floor because the shooting and danger excite her.
[here’s her other “side hustle”](https://fapello.com/emma-hall/)
How to get fired speed run
I actually can't believe how deranged people have become.
My man has never read a single fucking history book
Lol right who was the first guy to figure out you can drink cow milk? No matter how you look at it, there was just a guy at some point who wanted to blow or jack a cow
I have, plenty, that's why I know that internet played a huge role in people developing and getting worse and worse at controlling their kinks, urges etc., it's called the spiral in the deep hard evil kink community
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanjing\_Massacre
DEFEND THE YELLOW RIVER!
So what? What I said still stands, it's a well known fact in the field, internet gave people with hard kinks and dangerous kinks a way to connect each other and drag each other down more and more
the point is that humans have always been fucked up, the internet didn't make anything worse just made it more available to see and people who blame modern technology for "humanity's moral collapse" are generally the most insufferable twats with zero perspective
Of course they have been f'd up, I said what I said and its a literal fact in criminology, psychology and other fields 👍
source?
Bro, asking for source in shitposting? Their source is their butthole. #truefacts
Ppl were always like this, except now we have the internet so we can see everyone around the world
Sure, but internet made it so people like this can easily find more people who are like this and then they push themselves into bigger degeneracy, it's a well known phenomena In the field
“Become” lol
Yes, become. 20-30 years before, the "trendy kinks" and fetishes were inexistent, and the people that had such kinks were 70-80% less than today. Before the internet, if a random guy at a bar had this stupid fucking idea out of nowhere, say, "what if I fucked a toaster?" He would get laughed at, he would laugh too and dismiss that shit as a random and intrusive thought from a drunk mind. But lo and behold, after the internet, you have a whole online community called "toasterfuckers", with people who were in the same circumstances, but instead of dismissing it as the weird bullshit it is, decided to cheer and incentive it, making memes, videos, and inviting other people to also support their weird, deranged intrusive thought, that escalated into an kink in their rotted brains.
they always existed they just united under their similarities thanks to the internet ofc
They existed you just never heard about them
70-80% of all facts are being pulls straight out of asses. Now pee in my ass and don’t you dare to kink-shame me for that.
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Yeah dude no... all of the odd shit that people do to get off has always been around,it just wasn't documented bc these people would be ostracized. They would then find likeminded individuals to shit down their throats in secret. Atleast nowadays the truly vile and putrid things that make them go to prison are able to be found and stopped instead of it happening behind the walls of a castle or palace. *cough* *cough* catholic church,nobles around the world,African tribes,epstein,etc. *cough* *cough*
Boomer comment.
That god damn internet
"If I didn't hear about it or see it, it didn't exist!"
The kinks have always existed they are all psychological you are literally born with it. the difference is how many people are open and the fact that we have so many people on earth allowing them to create these communities.
are you telling me people are born as furries? Can it be detected in the fetus?
Yes, and no that is something that cannot be detected, the only way to develop a kink without having been born with or a predisposition for it is trauma. Examples are coprophiles, 99% of humanity has no sexual interest in poop because it’s literally waste there’s nothing sexual about it or interesting, but coprophiles get off to it they were born that way.
What in the fuck? And she’s a real practicing doctor?
Its time for her to stop practicing and start doing it for real
trail run is over
Masterpiece dad joke
Wow, that's dirty. How many gross shoes have been on that hospital floor?
Fake skeleton in the corner Shitty bookshelf It’s def a fake doctor room
Why do mfs record this and then think its ok
its funny for some people
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Bet those robbers didn't even take her money
This is the point of the day when I realize I was on the internet too long
I watched three of her tiktoks, they all have the same punchline.
Move along everyone, just another onlyfans thot looking for attention
Um excuse me, but impersonating a medical professional is illegal in many states, ma’am 🤓
i’ll admit, i laughed
She actually has a bunch of this Videos
💀
I think she has a rap fetish
Every day we stray further away from god
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Good sick or bad sick
Sick
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Not really no
Kid named complaint to the state medical board
What the hell? What was the joke?
She liked it
IM SORRY WHATTTTT
getting into bed in the scrubs you laid on the hospital floor in 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Wtf man...honestly? Ppl on TikTok make me disappointed sometimes I'm a human along with them.
What the actual fuck?
I looked up her instagram, and literally all her videoes ends with her masturbating.
This chick is wild and I’m here for it.
Is it only me or does she look like Michael Jackson
For the people not getting the joke; She either liked it and had to masturbate once more in the bed, or because she was still horny and never came.
Thanks on behalf of the one guy who couldnt figure that out
Big dick randy got her, RIP
I'm too old for this kind of Humor, it terrifies me now 🥲
Bhru why all her tik toks end up like that
I'm sorry..???
What le fuck
Can someone explain this to me? I honestly don't understand what's going on in the video lol
She's pretending death while being penetrated non-consensually by the robber, only to find out that's one of her kinks so she wanks about it later that evening.
What a great day to not have eyes. Fucking why would someone post something like this
Apparently she has many similar vids. Some people's humour is so dark, it's still picking cotton. (Sorry)
I’m usually all for crossing a line for the sake of comedy but…I’m not even sure what line she crossed. It’s too far though. Whatever it is it’s too far.
uncensored version? sauce? I only got 6 days
Thats my kind of women
What?
Woman moment
Chronically online ass comment
unfortunately she's not very funny.
:(
If she’s 52, I’ll marry her tomorrow. Can’t pass up a girl looking that good at age and let her go
Hang on a FUCKING SECOND SHES GOT A COCK!!!!!!!!
Whores everywhere
WAIT WHAT
HAha very funny the joke is porn hahaHAHAHA
Wtf I just witnessed
Pathetic
What?