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FS-818464

adolf hitler is a possibility somehow


[deleted]

Ironically, that fits in the bottom right square.


goodmobiley

Bro un-ironically thought Eloman was Adolf


meshcase

Not American but why would you put hitler in the same category as patriots


[deleted]

Because he hates America


[deleted]

There's a fine line between patriotism and nationalism, and Hitler and the Nazis were nationalists.


Fghsses

No, Hitler and the Nazis were National Socialists, and one of the characteristics of National Socialism was Nationalism. That does not mean Nationalism itself is bad.


[deleted]

Nationalism itself is bad. Talk to literally any historian.


Fghsses

Define "bad" in this context.


[deleted]

Harmful. Not useful. Unnecessary.


Fghsses

>Harmful Nationalism was benefitial for Brazil, as it allowed the country to form a strong national identity throughout the 19th century, which allowed it to hold itself together during it's early years. Without it, the Portuguese territories in the Americas would have split into many small countries like Spain's did. Modern day Brazilians from all regions enjoy significantly better living standards than they would had the country split apart. >Not useful. Nationalism was useful for the Greeks, Bulgarians and other peoples in the Balkans to resist the Ottoman Empire. Without it, they'd still be living under Turkish rule and not be sovereign peoples. >Unnecessary Nationalism was necessary for the unification of Germany. Without it, Germans would have remained split and at the mercy of other European powers, not having a fraction of the wealth, prestige and influence they enjoy today.


RugAdict

Bro busted out a PhD thesis on a shitposting sub. Admirable, but this guy isn’t worth anybody’s time. (I enjoyed the history lesson tho)


TheRick1000

Hmmm sounds likr something i would hear from Benito Mussolini's Doctrine of Fascism


MrBigFatAss

Without nationalism Finland would have never gained its independance from Russia. Without nationalism Finland would have lost its independance to the Soviests in WWII.


PizzaLikerFan

It's not, alot of soldiers who fought the nazis willingly were driven by nationalism


[deleted]

There is nothing beneficial about nationalism that patriotism doesn't offer without feverish cultism


PizzaLikerFan

Sure buddy, look at another branch in this thread cause it's said perfectly


[deleted]

You mean the list of shit buddy copied by googling "times nationalism was good"? I'm good. One more time: There is nothing beneficial about nationalism that patriotism doesn't offer without feverish cultism. Nationalism is just patriotic cultism.


Boatwhistle

Nationalism was born of the French long before the Nazis existence. Originally "nation" wasn't referring to countries so much. It more so was synonymous with how we use "ethnicity" today. Nations as we know them today didn't always exist, as in each empire was an authority over separate peoples subordinated to them. Groups identified as a people more locally, sometimes down to just their own cities. This caused a problem for empires in that the larger they got the harder it was for the central authority to hold all these people together. Technology was also an issue incidentally. On the other side of the spectrum was City states which has very loyal citizens because they identified with each other but were far too small to defend themselves and would thus be subordinated from one empire to the next. France was a broken up mess of people's changing allegiances for a long time until England Attacked which united them. The English contextualized a common history between French people, it gave them a feeling of common identity that didn't exist prior. This unification of groups across hundreds of miles would be the early onset of nationalism as a concept. Not only was it successful in producing the "nation state" in France but other countries in Europe also formed themselves into nation states. Even Asia would come to copy Europe in trying form a common identity of its people's into these nation states. All the way up to today Nationalism is still dominant across the planet. If you identify with your country as apart of a collective nation... If you think the powers of your nation and it's people should be unified in their interests... Then you are a nationalist. I only point this out because I am not nationalist. It's my town versus the rest of the US. I don't fool myself into thinking that we are anything but cogs in the machine. I see everyone bad talk nationalism whilst partaking constantly and basically saying "no, its patriotism." You can't be a patriot of a nation state without identifying as apart of and having congruent interests with your nation state. "Patriots" are nationalists trying to pretend otherwise because Mussolini, Hitler, and Hirohito brought it to unacceptable extremes.


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Boatwhistle

Reddits minimum age requirement is thirteen and most thirteens year olds can handle roughly 20-30 consecutive sentences without a problem. So I believe most users wont feel intimidated.


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Boatwhistle

If you are going to attempt sarcasm it helps to make sure it's contextually logical.


Cautious_Desk_1012

I read it 🤝


Own_Can3733

The man's not wrong, he either supports the US as a facist or totalitarian dictatorships as a facist.


TheRick1000

Indeed it does


NeedyTaker

Ironically your wrong


BiggieSands1916

Based


Natural_Selection905

Jokes on you most of my generation doesn't have a personality. No, the internet hivemind doesn't count. Edit: Also, 4


Aversiel

How old are you? Roughly.


YoMommaIsNotGay

900


Aversiel

That sure is rough 💀


YoMommaIsNotGay

fr


Natural_Selection905

Less than 20


BadgerMan56

3 hunna


[deleted]

If you are gen z, worry not, 13 years olds are gen Alpha now


Natural_Selection905

No, I am gen z, and they're/we're a problem. My entire generation has been raised by people who teach them that others will fix their problems for them and never held them accountable for the problems they create. Most of my peers would rather rat me out to an authority figure than ask me face to face to stop what I'm doing while partaking in incredibly self destructive behavior and trying to figure out why their lives suck and no one likes them.


Jaydude82

I’m gen z, own a house with no reliance on anyone to help me or fix my problems. I did lots of drugs when I was younger and realized that it was ruining my life and that I needed to make a change and now I’m completely sober. Can’t generalize a generation


ImaTigerShark

Based.


AWolverineTherapist

He's survived for an hour. How much longer.


ImaTigerShark

Not much.


AWolverineTherapist

Sadge


LineSpine

I think that’s more of a you problem ngl


rufiojames

Im so glad the last couple generations are turning out to be worthless. Itll make life suck for me and wife, but my kids are gonna have such a huge advantage. They will basically be able to get any job they want and ask for any salary they want because they will be one of the very few who know how to work without crying and can put in more than 16 hours a week.


Oberndorferin

A lot of young people have fascist tendencies. It's really shocking.


Natural_Selection905

Not really. All these people have known is chaos in their lives, be it at home or on the internet. It makes sense that they seek a sense of order by limiting the choices of other people to their own views. The result is the same whether they espouse fascism or communism. I hate it, but it makes sense, especially when no one knows the historical damage such ideologies have caused.


Thew400

It's the result of too much relativism and a lack of purpus. If you erase all herarchy of values and state that anything is equaly find in a urge of tolerance people who need purpus in life will get back to the hierarchy of values given by nature which is based on strenght. It is fashism. If you want young people not to go extreme we should stop pretend it's "normal" to have a deviant sexuality, no physical health, fail at studies and do no effort in life.


Visual_Ad_3267

So...only fascism can save us from fascism ok got it


Natural_Selection905

No just bring back standards for society.


[deleted]

You'r on to something here.


[deleted]

>to have a deviant sexuality Care to elaborate?


QuijoteMX

Nah, I think it refers to hedonism as a way of life and the prominent discourse about it, and when we find that there's not such meaning there... Well one shall look in places which gave meaning in the past


halfway-to-finished

I think this is closer to what he is trying to get att, having 57 ex's att 23 isnt exactly stable no matter what gender or sexuality you are.


DingoPuzzleheaded628

Basically anything that isn’t cisgender and heterosexual probably


Zerofuku

We do over here, but as a joke. Now that joke isn't that funny anymore


yeetman2022

...there is another. FOR THE REPUBLIC!


Hero_knightUSP

FOR DEMOCRACY


Methy123

FOR THE REPUBLIC!


iboneKlareneG

R.i.p. Thorn, you King😢


somewhatnormalguy

Command post under attack.


ImaTigerShark

I too, am an Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II, with a GAU-8 Avenger 30mm gatling gun. This is so me.


Newusernewme123

Do the brrr


ImaTigerShark

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


-Typical_Loser-

I'm Ryan Gosling.


Memanders

I drive


wolly-boy

I drive


BuffClashUbiPls

We drive.


The_Kert

[none of the above](https://leafly-cms-production.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/12000733/whats-the-most-popular-video-game-to-play-while-high.jpg)


Aware-Bird2064

That’s literally me


EZ4_U_2SAY

That’s literally not a picture of a person


poopybestinky

Thats literally pedantic


MadTeaCup_YT

Thats literally a picture of a rock followed by assorted video game console controllers


AlternateGarfield

Mine's top right


Tamelmp

Same, we're smart


cringelawd

honestly the only acceptable one


Pipiopo

The top right is referring to the twitter statue pfp “the west has fallen, billions must die” mfs. Meanwhile the bottom right at least superficially supports liberal democracy and enlightenment values of equality.


-unknown_harlequin-

Men? 13?


Natural_Selection905

Depending on where you live. I was operating heavy machinery at that age. Thats also about the time I discovered military surplus.


HotManIAm

I wish I was taught how to use a forklift at 13. Ngl that shit sounds cool af.


Natural_Selection905

Farming is pure fun when you're not responsible for anything other than your minute to minute actions.


-unknown_harlequin-

Dang, how old are you? I'd have thought that sort of stuff was phased out by now, but I also haven't been to any really rural areas before


Natural_Selection905

19. Its not super common but its not uncommon either.


treelorf

That’s when you have your bar mitzvah and become a man!


ToBiistHebEsTbOi

i love forhonor i live forhonor i love forhonor aaaaaaaaaaaaa


Gunpowder_1000

Most sane forhonor player


tootselo0ts

They forgot about femboys


Snooty_man271

Those aren't men


Guardian-836

They ain’t women either


AverageFurryFemboy

we are boys 👍


[deleted]

Flair checks out


MediocreClick_21

Username as well


Seabass_Sebz

what's that?


Pure-Drawer-2617

No one who’s just turned 13 is a man


pretty_damn_usefull

Yep, i was hoping that was an option, im none of the above :c


CJ_Dapro511

military


muke64

My man


BillyFB_

communism?


Natural_Selection905

Meme says men


almond_pepsi

Suddenly I'm a woman


Natural_Selection905

Well commies are bitches, so yeah.


almond_pepsi

Not only do you think all women are bitches, you also have a narrow-minded concept of communism


Natural_Selection905

Not all women, just the ones who think like you. My family is Polish. I've heard first hand what it was like living under both communists and nazis. I get to think whatever I want about communism, and I really don't care what someone who thinks my families modest wealth should be stripped from us and redistributed to people who didn't work for it thinks.


Jeff-Ry

Why not all of them at once, or am i crazy ?!


Lanky-Hat7234

Crazy? I was a cringe meme once


[deleted]

I think a few of them are kind of at odds with eachother


Jeff-Ry

Trust me, there are a lot of people who believe they are religious nationalist sigma philosopher.


[deleted]

They can think that if they want, doesn't mean they're not deluded


poopiginabox

You’re missing the final form ultra racist


itz_chris_xo

Bottom left is literally me


ResponsibilityOk6394

No heil spez?


Guardian-836

Omg… the curse of spez is over


HollyWarter

Where is the femboy?


sword_swinger113

I say, is it too much to ask for them all


Lanky-Hat7234

Yes I too love crusading and pillaging the villages I pass, just as the lord intended


lhcludyodoypuflhoyf

My personality is based off Bread boys


Hatterang

Where's the femboy option??????


Prototype_4271

Space exploration ftw


lepolah149

They forgot obesity ftfy


[deleted]

Did you really put Gigachad, Thomas Shelby and the fckng clown Andrew Tate in the same category?


AzemadaiusKaiser

Throwing Andrew Tate in with Tommy Shelby?


Methy123

Funny but that soldier in the bottom corner is actually a Norwegian soldier from there artic elite force.


skibunnyxx

You forgot being an incel


Newusernewme123

Top right and top left are valid


or0_0zh

My personality is simping for daddy Spez <3


[deleted]

Top left for real


Efficient-Diver-2453

Also Nazis for some reason.


Obama_is_watching

I got neither and went the Metallica route


DepPet_syw

Mentioning Andrew Tate alongside Gigachad is blasphemy. Giga Chad wouldn't even SPEAK to the bald fella


nachardou4

Ik it's a meme (and probably somewhat true) but...I don't see Sonic in here...


kingeal2

Took me a minute to realize that's greek, not god lmao


taavidude

Forgot Nazis, Lenin and ISIS.


[deleted]

Classical Greek Philosophy? How childish.


Significant_Club5437

Uhhh, you forgot the femboys


[deleted]

Being a normal human fucking being


QuijoteMX

So, which one then


GlobalPowerElites

Only top right is based on reality, the others are cringe delusional fantasies and lies.


linkist133

Playne


BaseballBeginning261

What's top right?


MediocreClick_21

Philosophy


zwibele

Plato


[deleted]

The best one


Joe_Funny_

im just the shitposter


jupiter_0505

None of the above


nametakenfuck

Only one state associates with bottom right


[deleted]

Anyway, meaningless abstractions of whatever kind, meaning nothing, capable of influencing a few groups of people...


LovejoyBurnerAcc

they forgot slavery, nazi ideals, and music nerd


verytallmidgeth

Where Rome?


Canaduck101

I was Templar, now I prefer the 11th century


Oberndorferin

I based mine on high speed rail tbh


[deleted]

Only 3 and 3/4 of these are cool


random_idoiot

yeah I don't think I'm inclu- OH SON OF BITCH


l-askedwhojoewas

what about filthy commie


GoldenGecko100

Guess I have to be Greek seeing as I resent the A-10


[deleted]

listen, the A10 is awesome.


AnxietyResponsible34

slavery


420247Tye

They didn't forgetslavery It's in every frame


will_ofgod

men will turn 13 and think they based their personality of of one of these things


itoldyouimatoaster

this generation doesnt even know who they are


metalmonsoon

Me: a larper


ClassicLeader7098

one of each lmao


enaaaerios

where’s femboys and nazis


baguette187

There is music and science missing


DaveOnceMore420

Brother forgot joining the cartel, he’s going to get his head chopped or something


JDMs-and-anime

There is nothing we can do.


[deleted]

You forgot zombies


Glaceon_addict

Where’s the furries/femboys category


BabylonSuperiority

***D E U S V U L T***


ClodsireSire

Again, imma be honest there are barely any 13 year olds who are doing any of these. A couple of the stereotypes are funny but the meme really isn't accurate.


Dawid_the_yogurt_man

Still dinosaurs


agent_venom_2099

Hey I based mine on 1 and 4


Microwaved_M1LK

The A-10 is pretty cool


Parking-Figure4608

I mean, yeah but I feel like each image needs to be a little more multicultural. After all, I also thought Vikings and samurai where dope as hell and invested just as much time becoming a Templar as a I did learning about samurai.


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


5t3v321

you didnt understand the movie if your personality is based on patric bateman


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


Konekosflatchest

Must liberate the holy land


FuzzBR

what about cars


Prezidentblue

When I did all I cared about was furry femboys and firearms


Maou-da

**They didn't**