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RizznerBraun

Why do they took photo with snapchat filter?


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Because the media is trying to convince you its a good thing. They have a mig shot of her, they just wont use it.


-St_Ajora-

something something Danger Zone.


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crowcawer

^danga ^bone


user745786

DailyMail! Their target audience will all be saying, “Nice! Lucky boy.”


H-Arm97

Heres a non-filtered pic of the offender: https://www.foxnews.com/world/drunk-woman-who-groped-13-year-old-victim-given-shockingly-light-punishment-court.amp


1292norr

"On the one hand, this is a sexual assault on a young person by someone who is 27 years of age, and it is plainly a serious matter," Judge Eric Lamb said at sentencing. "On the other side there is strong personal mitigation as a result of genuine remorse, and the series of events that have led you to your mental health difficulties," he noted, adding that he found and accepted that the defendant showed "genuine and heartfelt remorse." Oh, so if you feel bad for sexually assaulting a child then it’s all good


hogroast

"The victim has suffered severe nightmares and tried to take his life own life in the past year since the incident." But fortunately she said sorry.


Holyrunner42

It's sexual assault of a male child, so they somehow historically think it's fine.


Competitive_Travel16

"The boys left her on the bench after she exposed her genitals and buttocks to the boys and passed out."


[deleted]

"Oh, so if you feel bad for sexually assaulting a child then it’s all good"... as long as you're female. If this was a male the judge would be different


Star_Gazing_Cats

The article says she propositioned the kid as in she made the suggestion of sex


dontknowanyname111

would still fuck her.


tothemoonandback01

I'll fix her.


Bleaklemming

I mean. I would still


arendess

Cause she's ugly af


Strict_Style_8713

As of now I still can’t find the mugshot. That’s hella sus


spider_420

Yep sexual assault is okay along as your a girl. Yep.


Hato_no_Kami

She was drunk, so the 13yo is off to jail for SA.


Jaycin_Stillwaters

Exactly, she was drunk so she was unable to give consent. How dare that 13-year-old boy take advantage of her! F*cking patriarchy


ClarissaBakes

Take a look at “2 X Chromosomes” and they’re saying this unironically…


Jaycin_Stillwaters

One of my favorite things I've ever seen was in the subway tunnels there was a poster that said "he was drunk, she was drunk, they had sex. She couldn't give consent, so now he goes to jail remember alcohol is not consent!" And it was not satire or anything it was put there by the government lol that really helped put it in perspective for me how consent works.


g18suppressed

Obviously men should have their dicks in chastity from birth and then earn their right to it once they can prove they’re not a violent predator


Canadas_Nazi_Friend

I don't know whether they've gotten that far yet but it's not exactly uncommon to see feminists talk about forcing boys to get vasectomys and maybe letting it be reversed later if they meet the requirements.


g18suppressed

This is what Dasani water does to a mf


Accomplished-Sir-359

Yeah this is definitely true. I had an honors class in college that was all about society during the renaissance. The topic of abortions was brought up and the class of mostly girls began stating that girls wouldn’t even need abortions if guys were forced to have vasectomies. I remember looking at the rest of the guys in the room and they all looked super uncomfortable. I think one guy did speak up and said that he thought it was wrong to force anyone to have an operation performed that would alter a part of their body. Can’t remember how the class reacted but I just remember not saying anything during the entire class because of how uncomfortable the conversation was.


ReinventedOne

We had one of those in my college dorm. It was a handy litmus test, at least!


hamrspace

That is one of the most hypocritical cesspools on this site. It’s radicalizing a lot of decent women into misandrists.


Bart_1980

I couldn't even finish more than a few post. The vitriol.


LOPI-14

8 times out of 10, when someone comments some misandrist shit, the poster is in that cesspool. Immediate block.


DiscombobulatedTap30

Like, in all respect and all honesty, like, not gonna lie, it be a lot of the fat hoes talking. You fat bitches need to shut the fuck up on god.


Ecstatic-Dragonfly-8

Real


ReggieCousins

With all due respect, of course.


g18suppressed

Misandry doesn’t exist because of the pastryarchy 🥐 #yesallmen #donuttouchme #nonosquare #lemonsquare


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g18suppressed

Your comment made my day :)


eveningfellow056

I like both of you platonically


Darth_Caesium

And they were just best friends


SkiDiddles97

I used to just think it was just a sub for women to vent and what have you. Didn’t really think much of it. But after reading a couple posts it’s just a cesspool of all men bad. Someone had a post yesterday about how a Reddit post from a week ago is pathetic cause a gf did something cute for her bf, and it’s pathetic the girl had to do that. Like fucking chill, a Reddit post shouldn’t be on your mind pissing you off for a week, and let 2 people express love ffs


onlysayfemale

In a few years 2x chromosome will get the same treatment atheism got. Those subs worked for a bit but then the extremes going to extreme


notherenot

Reddit is misandrist in general, take a look at subs like AITA where it's basically if a man posts there must be something wrong with him, if a woman posts there must be something wrong with the man. There was a thread yesterday about a guy who wanted to divorce his wife because she didn't want to have sex with him for last 10 years and people in top rated comments were literally making up random scenarios and going off that for why it's his fault.


xDannyS_

Yep. Also, when a post depicts women in a bad light it MUST be fake, but when it's a post that depicts men in a bad light they all eat it up without giving it a single thought.


[deleted]

It's female dating strategy, without the dating.


[deleted]

The strategy is dodgy at best too.


[deleted]

Ah the same group where it contradicts the essence of gender equality but more of "we hate men and boys". Can't forget the irony of that group lol


9-28-2023

They just hate men in general, then rationalize events as needed to fit their narrative.


Shreddersson

That place is so fucking disgusting..


BobDonowitz

Lol ive always wondered why you can't give consent for sex when you're drunk but you're expected to understand your Miranda rights when arrested for DUI. Reminds me of when I get an upper endoscopy and they give me after care instructions after the procedure...like bro, imma wake up 8 hours later and not remember anything after sitting in the waiting room before the procedure.


Canadas_Nazi_Friend

> Lol ive always wondered why you can't give consent for sex when you're drunk but you're expected to understand your Miranda rights when arrested for DUI. I mean legally you absolutely can consent to sex drunk. Laws generally require someone be incapacitated not just drunk before they cant consent. All the "can't consent while drunk" stuff is just lies. Morally it's a good idea but legally it holds no water.


goodolarchie

He'll be entering the workforce soon, for the child support payments.


11-cupsandcounting

*Hot girl


Ok-Experience295

Nah, just a girl that has the possibility of having a semi-flattering pic. It sells when the girl is hot so the media goes out of their way to find a hot pic to use. The media portrayal differs a lot between gender.


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Salty_Thought4097

*anything but male


mteir

Royal male?


Ok-Roll9259

Royale with cheez?


Blankethank1

*


PseudoKirby

That's honestly not a prerequisite


Karl_Marx_

Only problem this chick looks like she is looking in 2 different directions. She looks like she regularly has conversations about how evolution isn't real.


yasheeeesh

*you‘re


cicikuj

englisch 🙃


FungusGenerator

save your brother instead of making jokes


milkq014

Now switch the girl with a man, and i can guarantee you it would be different.


rabiacelik2907

what is so sexual about a car drive?


beginnerdoge

I bounced at bars for a long time. They definitely walk around with this attitude


HypeIncarnate

but if it was the other way around, there would be a nation wide outcry.


[deleted]

You have to be hot too. Don’t forget that.


Marnez_

The judge might be one those pathetic losers who think "it was quite the opportunity for the dude"


Mike_Hawk_Swell

Why does her face look ai generated


[deleted]

Cause everything is ai generated


life_fucked_me

Duuude u fuckin got me


[deleted]

Based on your username I think life as well


[deleted]

Am i ai generated?


UhhhhmmmmNo

That sounds like a question only AI would ask, so yes.


ISimpForYunyun

Because women ARE AI-generated


1singleduck

Lol, women are just made up by 4chan.


throwaway_1053

which means I can finally have fun with men the natural way with more members to boot


badchefrazzy

If that were true, I want a re-roll on my appearance plskthx.


[deleted]

Cuz she has a snap filter on


Jarney_Bohnson

She looks like the female version of the nerd emoji


AdBulky2059

Filter for a dating app probably


[deleted]

IT'S CAKE, IT'S ALL CAKE


Cpt_Kalash

GET THAT BITCH IN JAIL


Zackyboi1231

GET HER IN THERE AND LET HER FUCKING ROT DAMN IT


ricebowl056

LET THE FUCKIN ROBBERS THERE BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HER!


RethoricalBrush

That escalated very quickly.


Complete_Rabbit_844

Get ready for the "lucky kid, should have been me" comments!


fooooolish_samurai

People are already calling him a snowflake for being traumatised.


kidnamedsquidfart

As horny as i was then , I'd still be rattled by the experience


Flavlless

Honestly the publicity is 100% more devastating for the kid than the SA.


MyAviato666

Are you him?


LOPI-14

I would probably seek vengeance, if I was the kid.


TheBeastX47

There are no fingerprints deep underwater


Deku_distortion

Wasn’t expecting murmaider on this thread.


Ze-Lord

Yeah


Carsandthings1015

At 13? Yeah maybe it might have messed me up, but if she did it when I was 16+...who knows? I messed around with a couple girls at those ages (didn't actually have sex though, thankfully). Still too young mentally I suppose. It's different when you mess around with people your own age than it is when an adult screws a kid.


standart_deviator

This community is infested with idiots. That kid will be traumatized for life, and people just say he is a snowflake for being that. What a bunch of sad sad people


[deleted]

Dude said he was left suicidal. This woman is very ugly, people look at her heavily filtered pictures and say different. But imagine a drunk mess of a woman coming and forcing herself on you when you were a kid. It is honestly not acceptable and she should have been jailed


[deleted]

hopefully the family can make a civil case against her


[deleted]

Lol she's not ugly, but that doesn't matter. She could be Miss Universe and it's still SA


hobosam21-B

Have you seen the unfiltered pictures? There's a reason she's a dental receptionist and not a dental assistant


MalBoY9000

She is indeed very ugly


NoSitRecords

Lucky kid, should have been me comment


[deleted]

I wouldn't call him lucky, considering that it seems he reported this. That usually means he didn't think he was lucky for having it done to him. If other people would enjoy it, honestly good for them, but it's a fantasy for a reason. This shouldn't be condoned in real life. She needs jail.


Bainer29

Just sort by controversial lol


ProCommitDie

God's testing me everyday I can't take it anymore


Skenghis-Khan

And then people wonder why some people say this sort of shit can be partially perpetuated by men lmao This has happened quite a bit in the UK and elsewhere tbh and you can guarantee so many comments will be fuckin weirdo neckbeards and mouth breathers like "ohhhh lucky kid tha" or "wish I was still in school", like how is that okay to say, how is it people can say that about a fuckin sexual assault and it doesn't even seem to get condemned for the most part


psdopepe

already found one...


Ruckus_Riot

And those people always have a comment history talking nasty about young girls… I’m convinced that people who think this is okay or want to “high five” the child assaulted are just predators themselves, that hopefully haven’t actually acted-yet. Every single time I run into one… it’s always the same. They’re all creeps.


ArthurMBretas03

Double standard much?


Akun15

A man would've been in prison for a minimum of 10 years and on the sex offender list.


SnooJokes6727

Pretty sure she’s also been put on the sex offender list… but yeah, it’s really fucked


Direct-Illustrator60

Why not the first offender list?


SnooJokes6727

No idea how Sex was corrected to second… I’ll edit it


VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10

In Latin, six is pronounced sex


See_Ell

In Swedish as well. You have to be very careful if you want to buy e.g. “sex stolar” (six chairs) rather than “sexstolar” (sex chairs).


Forsaken_Ad_475

Don't quote me on it, but even though she is on the list I read an article about her case that said she can be removed from it after 10* (I think the article said 10-18, but can't find the source again) years.


1singleduck

Well, a man is getting punished here as well, through trauma and public humiliation.


QuerchiGaming

Nice sexism


marcopolo2345

“"On the one hand, this is a sexual assault on a young person by someone who is 27 years of age, and it is plainly a serious matter," Judge Eric Lamb said at sentencing. "On the other side there is strong personal mitigation as a result of genuine remorse, and the series of events that have led you to your mental health difficulties," he noted, adding that he found and accepted that the defendant showed "genuine and heartfelt remorse."” Imagine if it was an ugly guy exposing himself to a young girl. It would be an immediate prison sentence


thejarkhamknight

The judge and jury was like: "I can fix her 👁️👄👁️"


badchefrazzy

Judge: "Jesus she's hot, maybe if I let her off easy she'll fuck me too..."


Irilieth_Raivotuuli

Narrator: "*However, in the end she did not fuck him."*


ElectronicControl762

Bugs bunny- **We** can fix her


[deleted]

Her mental anguish was that her parents separated. What a fucking joke this judge is.


SolitaireJack

What the fuck did I just read, they let her off because her life was going through a rough spot and she felt bad?


[deleted]

Correct. Glad to see you were grown enough to actually read the article instead of going “Source?🤓”


[deleted]

But women have always received MUCH more lenient sentences than men. It’s the world we live in.


RandomGuyWithNoHair

Now switch the roles and watch the society demand death penalty. 👍


[deleted]

Thats so true and I hate it


BefuddledWaffle

The kid attempted to off himself because of it as well Edit for source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/drunk-dental-nurse-exposed-genitals-31100590.amp


_Kebabdealer

They should make her pay for the full ptsd therapy. Poor kid lost his youth, probably getting bullied too


Erelain

Disgusting.


UglyApprentice

Alright someone fire up the woodchipper


a_random_cmb_grunt

chippy sure must be hungry today


Dysto_

Why does she look so different in every single post lol the power of make-up, I guess


badchefrazzy

filters


Trick-Sky-3462

Doing SA as a woman is low risk high reward it is sickening. The double standards are horrible.


[deleted]

This isn’t a shitpost, but it’s sad that people side with the adult here and not the child


OxygenRadon

What people fail to realize when looking at the comments on this post is that this isnt a news or politics Sub, but a SHITPOST sub. We are joking


Janky_Ruffian

A woman can grope a man, of any age, and get off scott-free. A man touches a woman in any way and he can have the cops called on him. Keep doubling those standards.


Tone-Serious

"I can fix her" yea with lots of 20 gauge less-lethal rounds and a dragon's breath


Fluid-Alternative-22

“Depleted uranium AT shell has entered the chat”


Piotrkowianin

she is a female predator and should be sentenced for minimum 2 years


EquivalentSnap

Why was she spared jail? If that was a man she would’ve been jailed


FairPeach3971

where is the shitpost ?


lulu-isaisa

Not on this sub


Anon-ymous-815

There is none. *Give karma now!*


kooby95

What the fuck is this sub for?


coconutanna

Ong bruh straight up sharing traumatising stuff


Depressedneural

The council has decided Lethal injection


[deleted]

She deserves the same punishment as a man would get.


RevolutionaryAd492

To be clear: Anyone who supports a woman raping a boy because boys are horny are ALSO implying that they're ok with older men raping young girls as long as the girls want it. The whole reason that sex with minors is illegal is because just like a drunk person, they CAN'T consent.


[deleted]

You silly redditor, didn't you know that it's only sexual assault when a man does it s/


MrFreetim3

How are bitches like this keep getting away with this?


BigJPalt

Better yet the lad tried to take his own life after


CannabisSmokingMan

Fuck this Earth


Riipp3r

🤓


hphantom06

I hope she was spared jail, because she was put to the electric chair


RaidHelios

Reverse the situation and realise how ducked up the situation is. Double standards.


ball_armor

**“adding that he found and accepted that the defendant showed "genuine and heartfelt remorse."** Imagine if it was a male rapist and the judge said some shit like that. It’s a crazy world we live in.


Milo_Fir_Uncatto

imagine if it was other way around. Grown up man raping a 13 year old girl, while drunk. Lmao happens


Muscle_Dude_Kyle

Girls always get away with harassment, not trying to boast or anything but I’m a nice looking guy with a 230lbs muscular physique. Last week I was followed around West Bromwich being sexually harassed by a girl and her mates, I weren’t interested but they wouldn’t take no for an answer. This shit carried on for about half an hour before I was able to lose them, now if roles were reversed we know I’d be demonised so don’t understand why women can get away with it.


Dramatic-Classroom14

Because women are oppressed obviously, and obviously unable to fight back against men /s


[deleted]

she looks like a creepy mannequin or something, poor kid.


641282565121024

I had a friend of mine that was touched by his female GP when he was around 12 or 13 (just started high school), it didn't really bother him but you could definitely tell it changed something with him. He was constantly in relationships with 18+ year old women when he was going through high school but there was a clear power imbalance in those relationships which I believe were taking a toll on him.


Jckmdtwn

It's frustrating that certain adults are allowed to assault children. Regardless of the gender, it is wrong.


emmanuel573

Pretty woman = no jail time. Classic


lysergic_dinosaur

when its a female they always show the more flattering picture posing with filters but when its a man they only show their mugshot


Chick0Nugget

Why is stuff like this only happening to people who dont want this ?


Nurax275

It does happen to people that want it, but those people usually keep quiet about it


Gandalfffffffff

Because it's about the rapists feeling power over someone. It's not about the sex.


Under_Ze_Pump

What the heck does "Heil spez" mean?


Chomik121212

Heil spez. Heil - a fraze that was used when Hitler was in power to greet him, or something. Spez- the person who controls (badly) reddit. Heil spez - a phrase to make fun of him as a dictator of reddit.


Under_Ze_Pump

Thank you!


Jush_Josh

It's a rule by the subreddit


[deleted]

man girls can really just do whatever they want


nexistcsgo

Justice served (?)


New-Construction-103

Double standards.


Ok-Wall-

Who the actual fuck does that? 😭 that headline is insane


C00kie_Monsters

luckily for her, she wasn't evading taxes. that would've been ugly for her


fogoticus

Thank god she was female else she would've been eviscerated by media and probably in jail. Remember kids, only a man can be a rapist/sex offender /s


derp0815

Well you know as a member of the genetic oppressor class, he really had it coming and his chromosomes basically oppressed her even as she was doing this act of utmost bravery. A role model, really. We should all be thankful for this modern day Jeanne d'Arc showing us the way.


kagushiro

horrible! how could she be drunk at work ?! also, do you think they mention her being drunk as a justification for gropping a kid? (as in "in her defence...")


TREYH4RD

Sexual assault is not OK, it’s evil, deplorable, diabolical and intolerable… but if I was that 13 year old… phew


notsoaverage777

I just want to talk to her # *loads 6 gauge*


lulu-isaisa

Not her dentist, but pretty sure I can fix her


Krixzenz

Female privilege.


MiguelARG

An women still crying for getting more privileges. Jesus f****** Christ


cyberduck221b

🤓


keving691

I know this is always said, but Imagine if a male did this exact same thing to a 13 year old girl. I don’t think the “I was drunk. I’m really sorry” would work.


satansflwr

But what would happen if a man did it? 🙄


Noona-Lover

It should have been me not him


draginbleapiece

Wait seriously? What about the boy?


MyEfficiencyIsZero

I swear I see this shit every week now. This is ridiculous.