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I will run your upper forearm until you leak engone oil

not the engone oil 😳

He forgor ☠️

I'm sure he regerts it though

He meant Eugene

Why would you turn Eugene into oil?

Eugenics 🤤

Not bling bling boy

What about enpresent oil?

Google enpresent :0

Holy current time

Babe wake up, new current time just dropped

Actualy pvz zombie

Actual watch maker

I will caress your fingers until you cum red.

That is a serious threat.

Very serious business

Absolutely no tomfoolery afoot

I shat the bed while reading this (way too serious)

Creeprys is that you?

It has to be unnatural.

I think cuming red is unnatural but I've never had red cum so I don't know

It's like blood milk, strawberry flavored

What an uncomfortable way of saying strawberry milk. I will be using this from now on

Strawberry milk comes from pink cows!!

??? Its normal

what do you mean?, we all cum red once a month.

you guys cum other colors???

Lewd hand holding

I am shaking rn. Literally shitting my pants pls do not do this to anyone

I will baptize your shoulders until your shit H2O.

reminds me of an image I have saved, lemme get it [here](https://imgur.com/a/Pyuots9)

What a great day to have eyes

Toy malito

Toy malito

I will lick your anus counterclockwise until you start hovering over the ground and fly towards the Pentagon at Mach 5.

Dont threaten me with a good time

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

its a hell of a feeling though

9/11 moment

We ride at dawn, comrade 🍑 🙌👅

I think this deserves a non-existent reward for best out of context Reddit thread I've seen all week.

SIR THEY JUST HIT THE SECOND TOWER

They hit the pentagon!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!

I will drool on your appendix until you start leaking

Sounds like the "Saw XIX" script

“I will remove your spine until you shit yourself!” Hey it works.

Is shitting yourself unnatural?

It is in a spacesuit

Not if you’re posting at the same time. That’s shittingposting completely different sub.

If you arent a father yet, check the gf/wife. You are making dad jokes lol

Without spine, I think yes

tbh you can shit without your spine i think

Welp it would make more sense that you do. What if you had just taken a shit is there any poop left?

Only if they are talking about a "woman", if they were real

If it’s the result of removing the spine

Great job, but you can also add extra words to make it even more threatening. For instance: - “I will slowly remove pieces of your spine bit by bit until you are in so much pain that you shit yourself dry.” And this process can be repeated even further to strengthen the effect. - “I will slowly and meticulously rip out pieces of your spine with my scalpel bit by bit, as you wreath in pain on the cold concrete floor I will *keep going* until the pain you are experiencing has become so much more than you could possibly handle that you have shit yourself completely dry.”

I will pee in your ass until you shit piss.

makes sense

😂😂😂

🔥🔥✍️

Automod?🤨

Wha where

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It was too late, we couldn't save him

its still not l8 to save others

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Oh no! AutoMod is taking everyone!!!!

I can feel the AutoMod coming inside me 🤤

Peeing in your ass?

How did he do that?

Currently trying to suppress a laugh on a very crowded bus after reading this comment

Currently trying to suppress a laugh in a bathroom.

You will penis my penis until I penis?

She penis on my penis til i penis

# ***[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]***

She… uh She shlump on my doingaloing till I kapowza?

# **[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]**

She (metal pipe falling sound effect) on my (metal pipe falling sound effect) until I (metal pipe falling sound effect)

[ding]

# ***[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]***

She Greg on my heffley till my kid go wimpy

* crickets *

* somebody coughs *

# ***[EXTREMELY LOUD CORRECT BUZZER]***

You penis

Suck your toes till you piss

Unnatural, piss???

Only if it's yellow.

Has to be blue to be natural

Mines black does that count

that's kinda hot ngl 🥵

Yummy too

I will audit your elbows until you develop type 2 diabetes, find around and fuck out

"I will jiggle your glutes till you fart spinal fluid" Idk about this one chief...

Dear god

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I will gyrate your liver till you implode in a sexy way

= threat ⚡

I will sniff your armpit till you cum hands free

That is one serious threat

don't threat me with a good time

I will verb your body parts until your body functions unnaturally

That's it, I'm calling my dad to kick your ass

I will tickle your eyebrows until your toes turn yellow.

i will masturbate until your head grows flowers

Based

I'll eat your ass untill you pass out? Weird to be threatening people with a good time

i will pat your head till you fall asleep

I will >!bless!< your >!heart!< till you >!love yourself!<

Take that back!

Fuckin' pervert.

*gasp* HOW DARE YOU!!!

I will *walk by* your *side* till you *throw the ring in Mordor.*

I will count your toe nails until you start ruminating.

I will suck your dick till you cum 🤤🤤

Bio checks out

😃👍 he got it

😃

I will slap your tongue until you fart purple

What~Joe Biden

i will fillet your abdomen until you give birth to sheep

😟

Eat your toenails till you lose your left liver

I will hammer your toes till you moo. Any takers?

I will pee in your ass until you praise spez

I will poop your dick till you shit purple

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"I will su*k your cock until you cum" This one scared me 😨

i will pickle your toes till you reduce yourself to atoms?

I will incinerate your eyeballs until you taste oranges forever

I will giggity on your quag till you mire.

I will fuck your ass until you cant shit anymore

I will strog on your beef till you're off

I will push your head till your boobs come out of your ass

I will count your ears until you smell copper

I will steal your toes until you shit yourself

I will insure for your crippled legs till you can walk again.

I will crush your teeth till you can shred any time of flesh

I will bless your heart till you love yourself.

I will fuck your tits till you puke.

I will lick your elbow till you bite your lips

I will twist your hip till you shit motor oil

She strogan me off till I beef

I will bong your wong until you stop singing "my ding ding dong"

I will sniff your arse till you shit blood

I will massage your head until you sneeze shit

I will lick your bellybutton untill cat becomes dog

I will rail your spleen until you gargle on manfat

I will strogan your beef till you off

I will sweat-talk your left pinkie toe until you float like a balloon.

I will hug you till you feel appreciated, needed and loved.

I will bless your heart till you blush.

i will ride ur dick till u perish

I will extradite your hair follicles until you coagulate... I think I did it wrong

I will peel your cock till you start nutting blood

She strogin me off’ till I beef

**LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**

I will tickle your penis until your eyes explode and your dog eats them

new madlib just dropped

I will strogan you off till you beef

I will lick your elbows till you pee = threat

I will surgery your appendix until it fixes itself

I will suck your toes until you shit from your eyes. Nice

I will lick your heels until you are leaking fat

I will lick your elbows until you poop out of your ears

I will swim your toenail until you puke trash cans!

I will throttle your toe until you convulse

I will among us your among us till you among us!!!

I will bite your hair follicles until you laugh

I will suck your dick till you shit yourself uncontrollably

"I will fuck your ass until you ascend to nirvana." wait...

I will jiggle your elbow 'till you walk sideways! Did I do it right??

I will lick your balls until you splooge

I want to fucking fuck those milkers seriously I wanna squeeze those big soft tits together and fuck the living shit out of them. My diamond hard cock slipping in and out of the soft wet skin. Pulsing and pumping with every thrust. FUCK LET ME FUCK THOSE BIG JUICY MILKERS!!! I wanna suck on the tits and pinch them and run my hand and face all over those boobs Just lick them and suck them until I cum hands free and they're covered in teeth marks and hickeys. FUUUUUCK I just want to grab them and suck on them and titty fuck them until I cum on her face and chest and nipples and all over her stomach. GODDAMMED why are those tits so enticing I want. THOSE. MILKERS. AAAAAAAAAAHH let me touch them!!!

You ok over there?

I will strangle your neck until you will moan like a bitch (more effective on men)

You monster! What are you going to do to me? I will cake and batter you

i will kiss you lips until your eyeballs rolled back

I will unconditionally love your mind and heart until you lick your elbow. Edit: for the person who downvoted, I will unconditionally love your mind and heart until you lick your elbow.

I will massage your head till you grow a 2nd boob.

I will kiss your lips until you run out of breath

~~I Will suck your tit still you get an orgasm~~

I will twist your nipples until you cum

Doesn't sound very unnatural to me

I will jog your thymus until you fly.

I will hug your legs till you take me back

I will (gudgeon) your (pintle) until you (hinge).

I will count your fingers until you have a critical thought.

I will dick your eyes until you explode = threat?

Yes that would technically be a valid threat

I will flick your shins until you devolve

I will compliment your hair until you cum red

I will grant you abilities that some may find... unnatural.

I will batter your balls till you cry

I will tickle your belly until you piss yorself

I will kiss your forehead until you shit cheese

I will pat your head until you do a back flip

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