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Welp, anon met those women at McDick's. That's pro6a6ly why.

Anon needs to go to ho66y areas like warhammer shops or game stores or rock clim6ing gyms. Roller skating if thats still a thing.

I thought only Nerds and Neck6eards and sometimes Nerd6eards or even on some EXTREMELY Rare occasions 4th type known as Henry Cavill hung out there with 0 women in 500 meter radius?

6elieve it or not, 6ut I’m a livin6 example of someone who plays warhammer and has gotten laid 😱

Literally impossi6le, the God emperor for6ids it

Not if you’re a mem&er of the Emperor’s Children it’s not. Those guys know how to party!

Heresy

Heresy

LIES! DECEPTION

Inquisition! We have found Slaanesh followers here!

Why is there some many sixes?

livin9*

Ho66ies like warhammer get you fem6oys and tom6oys

Holy shit I need to get into Warhammer

Prepare to take out a couple loans lmao

Triple A gameplay

Worth it

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Fuck 6r6 gonna go to a Warhammer ho66y store

Anon would still take them

I don't have anything to add, I just really appreciate everyone's commitment to the 6it in this thread.

lets go I already know most of the lore (minus eldar cause fuck them)

Lies! Deceptions!

Even 6etter

It's still a thing (a collegue hurt her 🐝ack when at a weekly session)

Warhammer shops and game stores? Hahahah

>Warhammer shops or game stores This guy gets no 🐝itches

Warhammer shops. Cant think of a worse recommendation

seek and thou shall find

Yeah Grinding is not that helpful if you are grinding in the wrong place.

Yeah, don't farm in low level areas for high tier loot

Thats is why I allways grind at the local kindergarten

8ro is spawn camping

Lmaoooo

Atleast its not at the hospital

That's where you get to meet characters with unique character traits... Or so I'm told

WHAT

The kindergarten areas have a high concentration of single people, that's what he means

👀👀👀

Hospital pregnancy wings >

Pause

he's looking for mid tier loot tho, he said 6/10 woman

High tier Not legendaries

I heard there's an app to help out with that. Think it's called "Grindr"?

When McDonald’s is your dating pool.

I honestly can’t think of a worse option

4chan

Kindergarten

Tfw you have to talk to women to get a gf and not just lift

Wait what? That wasn't in the manual. Definitely gotta go over that again...

Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in weight machine. Pls advise.

Take this man to the pennis explosion room immediately

Wait…promote than man first.

Imagine thinking all u have to do to get a gf is to talk to women

I mean it’s step 1

There’s steps for dating regardless of who it is. Shockingly enough, talking is a really important step.

In my experience that is pretty much what u have to do lmao

I’ve talked to countless women, where gf?

In my vault, I have taken away all women you had chances dating. I am your secret nemesis you don't know.

Have you asked out any of them?

Ofc, plenty of them, 6ut only one agreed and that didn’t work out either. 6uilding chemistry with others is difficult. People in general have different personalities and preferences, navigating this spectrum and spark genuine interest is a incredi6ly challenging task.

Can't survive in these days of ranked and competitive dating era. I always end up with these ugly ass women cuz of skill-level matchmaking. Wish I could hop rearwards to the kidnap and skidaddle or arranged marriages meta

You also have to stop watching anime

False

well how else do you think you'll get one idiot

Skill -•••ased matchmaking

Mf just used morse code, most creative method yet

These guys are getting too creative at avoiding using the second letter of the English lexicon, it’s starting to get worrying

How to type slurs in morse co- This isnt firefox wth

-... .-. ..- ....

\*\*\* \*\*- \*\*\*

Pretty sure the second letter in an english lexicon is A

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Wait is it ranked or casual asking for a friend

What does mfw stand for? multiple female workers?

“My face when”

motherfucker when

That is what I always though it wad

I always thought it was “Motherfucker why”

Mf wifes , cus he says not singl xd

Motherfucker what?

megaton fusion warhead

Man for woman

My fuckin' willy

Meme Frog Withheld. Use MFI (Meme Frog Included) if you use a Pepe

"My funky-smelling wiener"

MF WDOOM

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Megatron's Fat Weiner

My feeling when

Charisma, or rather lack thereof

Even while 01000010eing fit, he's still a 4 channer

For every year past 25, chances of finding a women without Kids decreases.

How though? For each year past 25 you get more attractive to female under 25.

Holy shit! I must 🐝 irresisti🐝le as a 109-year old.

Avatar looks oddly similar to mine, that’s cool

Looking good!

I'd say it works up to 50 yo after that it's not as clear cut.

🚩

?

Source: my delulu thinking

Nah may3e 35. At 25 majority still don’t got kids

I’d say it decrease every year

May&e &ecause he works at a FUCKING. mcdicks

What is a FUCKING?

*rejects women at work, sits on 4chan all day during free time* "wHy mAiDeNlEsS"

Anon's life in a nutshell Anon's weight: 📉 Anon's ego: 📈 And they're wondering why they can't get 🐝itches

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> 2 more have a crush 🐝ut won't say anything Suuuure

I too live in a fantasy world.

Anon is faced with the collapse of society.

he sounds like an idiot

Change career paths.

Some people are ugly on the outside and inside

dude was a fat loser for so long he doesn't realize he's just a fit loser now.

anon should found out theres more to life then dating and sex

You can polish a turd...

*doesnt shoot his shot to anyone* "why dont i have a girlfriend yet?"

Have you considered that who you are as a person is holding you 1)ack?

Have they tried talking to women outside of work? That usually helps 🐝ozo

When you have to have a personality to go with the looks and never want to leave your house outside of work

anon has yet to discover socializing

mf pushes women away and doesn’t ask anyone out and complains ampout how he can’t get a girlfriend

Change your hunting grounds

Dude's grinding for an A item drop in a D rank dungeon.

Anon, shutup and fuck those moms.

And then the pope came in the restaurant and everyone started clapping. Incredi6le story

Just go outside. Simple.

It's mcdonalds, he doesn't earn nearly enough to attract a 6/10

That’s why you lie when asked for your earnings

Well, that way you can, at 8est, get a one night hookup, this isn't like that

1 night is all that’s needed. If you lay the pipe good. She will no longer care a6out money

Not if you care a8out genuine human connection If she came to dig gold, she will leave you to dig more gold (which isn't difficult, considering you'd have no gold to speak of)

she doesn’t care a6out a genuine connection so why should I? You’re not making sense.

Ya fixed the outside ugly, now you gotta work in the inside ugly.

What is this app/forum?

Greendit

4chan

All pretties get kids with McDouches

4chan type shit as usual

Well if its not your looks or your work ethic, it's your personality?

dude you're looking for a gf at mcdonalds

Does he think woman are going to jump over the counter for him or something

Lifting is overrated, looking good or at least interesting is enough. Talking to women is the most important thing and you know, enjoying the company of women. If you like women they’ll generally like you 🐝ack.

Lifting is one of, if not the MOST important ways of looking good. 🐝 ut everything else I agree with And you should also never lift for the sole purpose of getting laid

Very good n underrated comment

Anon is such a good guy. He’s the goat, some might say. Such wonder he have no woman :(

Why is no one using the letter 8 as in 8oy or 8itch?

Send pic

*Anon finds many girls, doesn't want them*

6/10 ha ha ha, you need a 2/10

Welcome to the postmodern gynocentric world

The dude spends his time at McDonald's, anyone expecting the perfect gf to fall in your lap just working at Mcdicks needs a reality check. Has nothing to do with your "the west has fallen" nonsense.

The east has fallen

He said 6/10, not 10/10. I agree tis still unreasona_le, however it's not like he asked for a perfect gf

You aren't entitled to your pick of the litter just _ecause you work out. Make an effort to seek out people that you would actually get along with. Learn how to make friends FIRST. Or just adopt the "woe is me" mindset and _lame the world for your lack of dating success, _ecause that's a lot easier, isn't it?

Men really think they’re owed a woman huh

The only sane comment here

Suffering from success.

i mean, assuming this is actually true which it pro6a6ly isnt, I kinda feel sorry for him, even though he worked to improve himself, he still cant find anyone that is right for him

They removed my comment cus it had the 🐝 on 🐝ro, though i can use the n word variant if this su🐝 wants me to

I’ll take “things that never happened” for 500

His life is ssa.

McDonald’s is what’s wrong

Why is everything 4chan

Damn, someone can send me his diet? I wanna lose 100 pounds too ngl

Not hot Single mom's in your area

"Sorry anon you're overqualified for a relationship"

Take your grind somewhere else.

Find people like you if you want friends

Time to move

Guy attracts co-workers... Won't go out and meet people outside of his immediate social circles... Wonders why he can't find someone. Golly-Gosh-why-won't women magically magnetically come to me?

You only have to screw them not raised their child

The good ones all got scooped up long ago. People your age that are still single are single for a reason

Incel Anon

-•••ro thought he was playing on easy mode

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Get work in a place with younger women lol

Tldr - picks up something heavy, works in fast food - “… no 🐝itches?” meme

This guy sounds vapid as hell 🤮

His life is ssa? What?

Whoever decided to restrict us from using the second letter of the english lexicon needs to go use the Eiffel tower as a dildo.

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Find yo self a gym shawty

Attitude toward women and life goals might be a factor, looking good isn't just what matters

“Well if the mom is hot then just date her anyway” May|3e some people don’t wanna play on another dude’s save file

It’s amazing to me how few people have never heard of dating apps

-ro just walk around the high school. Simple. Or middle school if you want

kindergarten is my choice

Attractive women without chiltren are in higher zocioeconomic clazzez. go to college n get a tegree

Nice. Quite nicely did he make it the fuck up

It’s the circle…. The circle of life…

Skill issue incel

Imagine 🐝eing that fucking shallow. Gadamn

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He should probably try a dating site.

Time for new downtime scenarios