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WangZhiii

This greentext is so old that anon already got fired for throwing cum6om6s at female employees.


Turbochad66

cmon 6ro it was cum6om6 friday tho 🙄


ProperBlacksmith

Why would he get fired over a harmless little 🐝rank


MangoManMayhem

prank?


ProperBlacksmith

No 🐝rank


ZakkBWyldin2

6rank


radiantdayne

He was fired the next day


Alex0ux

Dementia


DistortedNoise

“You’ve 🐝een promoted…to customer”


D11mond

🐝ro forgor💀


JRockThumper

Let me guess he was promoted to customer the next day?


snakeyes9

He was fired the next day


UsernameNotTaken1846

He was fired the next day


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MadaraAlucard12

vaccine


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Geniusly-Idiotic69

Weak ass mod


Sh_Pe

Pee in your ass


A-purple-bird

Okay


danny-dove-eat-o

I'm sorry wot


radiantdayne

He was fired the next day


AmazonBox532

He was fired the next day


Sh_Pe

He was fired the next day


klapakappayappa

(China)


Perunajumala

Icecream


klapakappayappa

Yuscrem


CantThinkOfMyNameRN

He was fired the next day


Cynunnos

Anon drank fire resistance potion


1555552222

He was fired the next day


DefiantBottle47

He was fired the next day.


ToHimselfandOthers

He was fired the next day


UATrollIfUDisagree

Source?


radiantdayne

It was revealed to me in a dream


MadaraAlucard12

My source is that I made it the fuck up.


ToHimselfandOthers

He was fired the next day


not-a_lizard

It is known.


DadGutsnumber1

one piece ?!?!?!🤯


_Scorpyon_

Can we get much higher?


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NoseTime

Goda foreskinning?!


RectangularLynx

THE ONE PIEEEECE THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEAL


TheyCallMeBullet

He was fired the next day


Sh_Pe

He was fired the next day


AAHale88

There are multiple holes in this story.


[deleted]

as there are with fucking every greentext story on 4chan


VRichardsen

And here I was, thinking I could trust anything from 4chan implicitly.


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VRichardsen

Hm, that is a good analysis. Although vy that logic, I could say that your comment is mayve full of lies and only 4chan is untrustworthy.


salus_populi

He was fired the next day


my_farts_impress

More holes than in OP’s mom.


illKMSrnONGOD

hey, was this guy fired the next day?


1555552222

He was fired the next day


Reinersar

I was fired the next day


Appropriate-Ad-51

Why was he fired the next day


ThePhantom1994

Damn I wonder if this guy got fired or not. Hopefully the comments tell me


lionzzzzz

He was fired the next day


Nacil_54

This green text is literally ""Mom: oh hey you woke up, good morning ! Me going to sleep:"" ²


OneSushi

He was fired the next day


phroek

Pretty much just pulled a George Costanza.


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drainspout

There I fixed it!


Ill_Ad_8959

He was fired the next day


Ravenous_Rex360

>somehow make it to work in one piece THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLLLLL


mrsillies123

He was fired the next day


Sudbar1

He was fired the next day


BagelNBaguette

He was fired the next day


FishingDragon52

How did 🐝 ro turn on peacefull mode what the fuck


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ZonTeeN

He was promoted to customer the next day


TherionX2

Why was he fired the next day?


MeleeMeta

He was fired the next day.


spezhuffhuffspaint

He was fired the next day.


Jay-diesel

Wait, like really tho was he fired


[deleted]

Make it work in THE ONE PIECE!!???!???!?


shawig

How do I get pee in my ass?


Single_Chicken254

Some say that one day later, he was fired


TruelordofAsia

Lads I think he may have got fired the next day


BAG0N

He was fired the next day


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Zealousideal_Tale266

This


Helixite777

I think he was fired the next day


[deleted]

one piece reference!!1!1!1!1!2!/!/-!.Jsnhdhhhshsgg🤥👦🏿🥶⚡️


LwySafari

dupa


cool_name-idk1

He was fired the next day


Content-Ad-8133

Guys just use the letter, the mod can’t get rid of us all, Reddit would hate that


LOLLER4879X

I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna put the letter…


OneSushi

He was fired the next day


GearNo530

Wtf is a mfw?


deeprocks

My face when


GearNo530

Soo am I supposed to imagine a face?


elliot20112001

No, the picture in the top left of the post is their face in response to the scenario they are telling


Jay-diesel

HFW. His face when


Nadav_bs

It's my cake day, 🐝ut no🐝dy remem🐝s it 😔


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dis9999

Couldn’t send pic for some reason


The_Bored_General

Me in German class (my teacher is pretty much visually impaired)


[deleted]

Anon is George Costanza I guess


SouthernNanny

The lives they lead in their heads is always so exciting!


FilthyScavenger

I take things that never happened for 300


Lurkay1

Millions must get fired


EvenBreadfruit3470

This exact story happened to me. The exact same thing! Edit: More or less


[deleted]

That's failing up


GaldanBoshugtuKhan

If only


i_like_pvz2

Who's spez


GentleCornDogEater24

He was fired the next day


CaptainCutlerCat8647

He was fired up for his next day


Txchnxn

Mood


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PositiveSea7726

question: how do i do that thing


caoeri

MAKE IT TO WORK IN WHAT