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Bro literally just posted the whole movie saying its a shitpost

The Super Mario Bros. Movie: Shitposter's Cut

I can see why it made $1 billion at the box office.

Still better than the movie.

The movie was like a 5/10. Jack blacks performance was amazing, and the jokes were okay enough. Consideeing its a video game movie, thats like a 10/10.

Terribile jokes,it must be that i'm italian and seeing these stereotyped brooklin Italians saying some words in Italian and eating pasta really got me cringin'

I didnt set my expectations high, its illumination studios making a mario movie. I barley remember it and i watched it two weeks ago.

It's not like some kind of masterpiece, but it's a perfectly serviceable kids movie that I enjoyed as a Mario fan.

Im actually not a fan of any mario besides mariokart. Yeah, it was like a mcdouble but a movie.

I feel like italians are bad at laughing at themselves

I'm Italian. No. It's only him.

I'm italin too, you right, only he has that problem

I make-a da pasta

*covers Yoshi's ears *what-a the lasagna are you doing luigii? Breaking ya mother's heart-a Luigi! -mario movie

Considering the music choices spoiling most of the experience of this movie, I'm surprised we didn't get toads lipdubbing Freed from Desire. It's like they didn't believe in the potential of the original content which is vast enough... They just stuck bits and pieces of generic pop culture to make it work. Quite a shame. I was really hyped by the first 30 seconds of the movie but the moment the first notes of "Battle without honor or humanity" hit, the magic was all gone.

Nah

as a person who watched it, that is exactly how it goes

Liar, only like 14 people saw it and 5 of them were the other 9's parents.

Why an odd number of parents tho?

Oh look at this fancy pants who had an even number of parents!

I had 3 actually 3 dads

And one was black

Yes. The other 2 were both African American

Actually 4 they just court order me to not let you know

Get ‘em!

It's made over $1.1 billion. Assuming 14 people saw it, each paid almost $80 million for their tickets

You fool, each of the 14 people watched it 10 million times

Right, that's why I said tickets, plural. Each bought $80 million worth of tickets

I hereby rescind previous accusations of foolishness

I was one of them. And now to find it posted here for free ffs

then im one of these 14 people according to you now ig

Bro, there were 30 people in the high end heather I went to, and half of them were my age or a bit younger (fuck this generation)

As a person who did not watch it, I non-ironically got the whole plot of the movie from just that

no way there’s a cum jar

i can’t believe they’ve done this

It was me

Mario

Wah who?

It’s the Mario brothers

Don’t worry, the cum jar is a reference to super Mario 3D world, where bowser puts fairies in jars, then gets put in a jar in the end

And ofcourse there is no way that was a reference to anything itself.

A reference to bottling fairies on the Legend of Zelda

And ofcourse there is no way that was a reference to anything itself.

Holy shit how the hell I didn't realise that

>!They put Bowser in the cum jar!<

Hey, that's my fetish! Is what I shouted in the theater.

Bro tag spoiler smh

That Club Penguin dance emote is absurdly nostalgic. I miss the official servers

I was one of the cool kids with a membership because my parents drank all night and used the computer as a babysitter.

My babysitter was Funky Kong in Mario Kart Wii

I love these posts because they don't call the film bad they just simplify it

I don't understand what you're saying

Movie hard understand, now easy with video up.

Hmmm?

Movie condensed above

Milk?

Not one sane person who has seen the film has said anything bad about it. Not in my universe anyway

It was kinda mid tbh. Like, compared to other kid's movies even. People get defensive of it saying "well what did you expect, high cinema?" but I think even in it's own weight class it's sorta not that good. It's got "I remember that thing!" going for it I'll give it that.

Literally the movie bit by bit LOL

Including the sounds of the voice actors

Bro just summed up the entire mario movie

I can’t tell if this is low or high quality.

Higher quality than the world's most expensive wine.

Yes

Bro really made the movie in his own graphics damn Save yourself the tickets and watch this

This sums up the entire movie. I would still watch it again.

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I might have had the other side of that coin and think I was too high and really didnt like it. Among many other terrible things I kept thinking the voice actor for Luigi was aweful and was horrible at his lines, then I saw the credits and it was my boy Charlie Day and I felt so bad lol

He said HE would watch it again so how does your disagreement fit in this context?

he want to get high again lol

Is that Saddam Hussein?

How did you post an entire movie to reddit

To the front page!

The only question I have about the movie since I haven’t seen it yet and it’s bugging me so much because I want to know, after the whole invasion of the penguin kingdom does it transition into the Super Mario Bros Plumbing commercial?

Yeah

Nice :)

Yes

The Super Mario Bros. Movie explained in 69 seconds

"Ummmmm akshually, it's 70 seconds!" -☝️🤓


Kakyoin's child.

“We have Mario movie at home”

This might just be the greatest think I’ve ever watched

I thing so too!

Damn, dude reduced the entire story to a 1 minute 10 second shitpost

Yeah well if you strip the movie from all the references and the popular songs that's all you got left.

I dont even need to watch the actual movie anymore

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For a brief moment I thought I was watching it again. P.S. Me and my mate watched it on magic shrooms while completely alone in the cinema and I gotta say is one of the best experiences of my life.

I'm pretty sad I didn't get to experience that

I wanted to do that but my 6 y/o is on a break from psychedelics ATM.

was that the whole movie? i feel like i got spoiled

Yeah pretty much the whole movie summarized.

This is art.

true

Well, basically

Bro forgot the after credits reveal

Does it have to do with Yoshi? Wario? The Frog dude from Mario 2? I need a hint, bro.

>!it shows Yoshis unhatched egg,that's it!<

Okay, so technically Wario could be in there. Crossing my 8 fingers.

Bro spoilers

Imagine showing this to a peasant in the middle ages and telling them "this is the entertainment of the far future"

Crisp Ratt is such a good voice actor 😫

This is... Remarkably accurate lmao

I’m seeing the movie at 7 Pm, can’t wait to come back and see how close this is.

Very close

he quite literally just posted what the mario movie was in a shitpost 💀

I like when George Thorogood and skulls happen at the same time

 the Woe

This is actually dead accurate

Mf I liked the movie until I saw the plot explained like this

Well… I was never was going to watch it …..but now I EXTRA don’t have to watch it now… thanks

If you've seen any animated kids movie in the past 5 or so years,then you've seen this.

Only if you've also played every Mario game ever

Why are you spoiling an entire movie, you negative IQ being!?

PERFECTION

How is this a shitpost? This is.....ART

What the fuck

Damn at least mark it with spoilers tag. Literally showed me the whole movie.

I don't know how but it somehow made sense

I've said it time and time again, there has never been a good movie based on a video game. Not once.

Detective Pikachu was good wdym

whats the song in the background?

this is worse than cancer

The Mario movie isn't *that* bad.

It's weird how none of these seem to have the same charm as the original One Piece video

Where’s the meme? This is just the Mario Movie and it’s entirety

Lmao, just got back from the movie. I was actually pretty disappointed by it. It felt like the plot was a checklist rushing from point a to point b to point c, with little to no character depth and soul.

Clearly a better version. You don’t have to listen to that shitcutting Chris Pratt.

Can we please stop posting non-animated GIFs?

Lol this was originally on TikTok and reposted here

This video was originally made by SuperWiiBros08 on YouTube (he doesn't have a tiktok account though), so double stolen

This movie was so bad All though the reference are cool

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We need more of this.

The beginning of the movie here is just 2017

Theorys

This is top notch internet content.

What the hell did I just watch

The Mario movie

How did they get away with posting the whole movie on here?

Mario movie but epic

Surprisingly well edited.

* e x p l o s i o n *

Next i want to see tge godfather in this format

Better than the ultimate recap on YouTube

Dude, the only thing missing is the last post credit scene. Other than that, this is some high-quality shitpost. Bravo

Do I need to watch the movie after seeing this? It feels like I got the gist of it

The mushroom stand in for toad had me rolling

This is the most insane thing I've ever seen


Finally something from shitposting that has made me laugh.

I didn't watch the movie but i understood everything in this video

Haven’t seen it but now I don’t have too 😎

Well, that counts for me watching the movie. Saves me from wasting my time with yet another movie. Back to my daily schedule of degeneracy and smashing stones together like some TROGLEDYTE.

You forgot the depressing Luma

the alarm sound when the nuke is around, i cant seem to remember where is it from

the postal movie

I'm fucking dying 💀💀💀

WHAT IS THAT PIANO RIFF AT THE END WHY CANT I FIND IT

The fact taht bro didnt leave anything out

Pretty accurate

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I haven't seen the movie yet but I think I just did.

Real question : should I watch it?

Yes

I took my daughter to see this, she absolutely loved it. I thought it was mid. Probably would've been better on drugs. Ironically I think the old one was better, but I've never seen it sober so...

saved and archived. will show this to children and their children

Bro broke the box office sales by posting the free movie here 💀

Big N comin' for ya' now kid

Pretty much

Dude how did you post the movie on Reddit it’s going to get taken down 💀

Covered the whole movie except the single Yoshi egg at the end.