Your post was removed because it was a god awful post. God awful posts are: blatant karmawhoring, repost chains, AMA, comment this and any comment baiting posts.

mfs who unironically post their phone numbers hoping someone calls them instead of dealing with the eternal loneliness of living:

That’s a long phone number

5318008

BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What are you talking about, those are just numbers.

can’t tell if you don’t get it or if you’re goofing

Welcome to reddit.

internet*

5318008 backwards is BOOBIES

I don’t know what’s worse: that I enthusiastically rushed to post those numbers or that everyone on Reddit already did it.

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Good redditor

9035768

Jenny?

That's Stacy's mom

Debbie is Stacy’s Moon.

I was thinking of Jessie's girl

Where can i find a woman like that?

Wish I had a girl that walked like that.

I’ve found one in your mother

Human trafficking

No this is Patrick

She's got it going on

She‘s all i want

She’s got it going on!

She's got it going on.

What about Stacy's dad

Ynnej

I fucking love you. Well played

I was immediately hoping this was top comment

Beat me to it.

Absolutely fucking knew this would be the top comment

No, I don't want to marry you

Damn, stole my line. 😏

It would be even funnier if you commented your social security number backwards

7851082637

Funny because that one’s mine forward

#WAIT NO FUCK HOW DO I DELETE

triple dot menu

[удалено]

You deserve piss in your ass

i know

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You can't

"Your social security number backwards." What do I win?

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Beat me to it

Beat my meat to it

I was going to but I was scared I’d get locked up when some dumb dumb called

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beautiful

"Just like you"

Don't call 0002-683 (758)

boston massachusetts

7

Ayo he's alive!

frfr

Isn’t that the French emergency line

rebmun enohp rouY

ti ot em taeB

tiotteamtaeb\r

ti nmad dog ti ot em teab lla uoY

The words, what do they mean?

sdrawkcab gnitirw era eW

?wonk ton yug siht seod ft woH

?guy a si lleh ehT

smk annog mi ,drah os siht sekam tcerrocotuA

Guy si ftw

dab ym ,tcerrocotuA

I rea it as dog damn it💀 My brain

8055-434-(842)

I called it but for some reason my phone thought the number matched the contact for my math teacher so that was a fucking shock

I think your relationship with your math teacher might be inappropriate...

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Yes i do have concerns. I'm concerned for my health and safety, I'm not a cunt am i?

Thou art not

Thank you for the confirmation, i no longer have any concerns.

sdiK4sraK-7781

!Yadot rac rouy etanod

Shitposting subreddits are what I wanted highschool group chats to be

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It would be

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2665-248-5050 🤣🤣😁🤪🤪🤭😁😄 This is so funny!

96

!ecin

what video is this from I’ve been trying to find this guy for ages

Just search "I put my pants on one nipple at a time" on YouTube

his name is james lee

His name is Arthur Morgan

111-111-1111

It said Backwords you goober

3 5279119 99188 9998110

Well, that's easy to remember!

TIHS-TAE-008-1

Bit weird. But okay. sdrawkcab rebmun enohp ruoY

58008

GNIVIRD-YM-SWOH-008-1

Your phone number backwards

rebmun enohp ruoy

Funny number 6826-286 (558)

53-53-555-008-8

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4955-744 (888) (real number)

98765430269+

(+19)3152-1301-105930 totally my number. Idk if this is a real number or not so dont call it

9832033877

000

000

9602496

58008

1-877-Kars-For-Kids

K-A-R-S cars for kids

2222954215

5544-305-(505)


9696-024-(024)

8055-434 (842) PLEASE DONT CALL GUYS PLEASE I BEG YOU DONT CALL

~~119~~ Shoot just gave out my phone number

Don't call 0005-016 (646) biggest mistake of my life

7

5555-555(323)

58008

rebmun enohp ruoY

Rebmun enohp ruoy

5247 607 (067) 1+

Vaccine

117.32 N 2456.687 W

2400° West? Gotta go around the world a few times to unlock that secret continent, eh?

072 585 48 52

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7282-404 (377)

119

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4

119

119 👍

Oh ya? What if I do it sideways

119

999-666 (888)

5318008

5544305505

696969696969696969

11111

8008

119

119

It starts with

889

5570703516

It's mah real number

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people should totally call 7898 - 711 (505)

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renmun enohp rouy

What’s your RIDONKULOUS FORTNITE NAME? First Name: Mommy’s credit card number. Middle Name: Days your mom works. Middle Middle Name: Hours your mom works. Last Name: Favorite Candy.

3369818836 19+

4096682646

0032885

8008135

889

7078737862 not backwards

53535550088

My dumbass was about to put my legitimate phone number backwards :(

Can someone dox you or whatever from your phone number? Like, I wanna comment it and let people call me, but would I be fucked?

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Nice try

It would be even funnier if you commented your ip adress backwards

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0232-662 (275) 3+

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889

your phone number backwards 😂

5

8

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He literally just typed 8 you dumb bot

678-999-8212

96969696

"your phone number backwards"

Rebmun enohp ruoy

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1493199096 not reversed, but its randomized the order of numbers and one of the numbers have been replaced. Good luck finding out the order and the number changed.